It has been brought to our attention.

它引起了我們的注意

That a talk show in China, has completely ripped off our show's opening sequence.

在中國有一個脫口秀節目 他們直接偷了我們的開場片頭

This is, this is.....

這真是.......

Thank you.

謝謝大家

This......

這.......

The show.....

那個節目......

This is all real what I'm telling you.

我跟你們講得全部都是真的

You won't make this up.

沒有人會編造這種東西

The show is called "Da Peng".

那個節目叫做「大鵬」

And, you know, a lot of people say they're being ripped-off.

你知道 很多人說他們被模仿

And you look at it, you think "I don't know, maybe, maybe not."

然後你看看 你會想「我不太知道 可能有也可能沒有」

Check this out.

看看這個

This is a side by side comparison of our show's opening and Da Peng's show opening.

這是一個我們節目開場與大鵬節目開場 肩並肩的比較

And as I said before, this is absolutely real.

然後跟我之前說的一樣 這完全真實

Check it out.

看一下吧

That's crazy.

瘋了！

They just basically.....

這基本上就是......

They took our opening and they're just using it.

他們拿了我們的片頭 然後直接拿去用

Without our permission.

沒有經過我們的同意

And to make matter worse, it's a very weird show.

更糟的事 那個節目超怪的

You think THIS show is weird.

你覺得「這個」節目很怪

Check out their show.

看看他們的節目吧

Again, this is completely 100% real.

再一次申明 這百分之百真實

Check it out!

來看一下吧

Cool Mushroom (註：譯者故意造翻)

菇涼

What I say, counts.

這是我說的算

I always had this big dream to let this program go international.

就因為我是一直有個遠大的理想 把節目推到國際

To book for my show, and also for my......

為了包我場 也是為我

Just for him.

我為了他一個人

Stomach lavage.

洗胃

What a disaster. This ain't how you spend holidays.

多折騰 這哪是過節呀

What's that?

這啥？

Well, guess what?

你們猜猜我在想什麼？

I was thinking about this.

我一直在想這件事

And I thought about it last night.

我昨晚就在想了

I'm angry.

我氣瘋了

For year, China has been ripping-off American with cheap knockoffs.

多少年了 中國都用這種廉價的山寨貨剽竊美國

Right?

是吧

Well, I want to speak to China, right now!

我現在要跟中國直接對談

China, if you are going to rip-off my show,

中國 假如你要山寨我的節目

I'm going to rip off your show.

我也要山寨你的節目

Let's see how you like it!

看看你感覺如何

Check it out!

你看

That stinks, doesn't it?

難受齁

Yeah, check this out.

那 看看這個

Exploding rickshaw!

爆炸的人力車

Hey, what about Asian guys rubbing each other on MY show?

嘿 在「我」的節目上相互磨蹭的亞洲人 怎麼樣？

Check it out!

你看看吧

I always had this big dream to let this program go international.

就因為我是一直有個遠大的理想 把節目推到國際

Aye, and meet my sexy co-host.

哎 也來看看我性感的主持搭檔

Hey, let's see what the General thinks.

嘿 我們看看將軍怎麼想

We got a great show tonight for you, ladies and gentlemen.

我們將晚有超棒的節目給大家 先生女士

And fan.....

然後超......

Fantastic!

超屌的

Okay.

好吧

I already think they've improved our show, I think this is much better.

我覺得他們已經改善了我們的節目 我覺得現在這樣比較好