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♪ Everybody shut up ♪ (Subtitle by Bryan Pai BS Translations)
♪ - Everyone listen up! ♪
♪ If you can't write ♪
♪ In the proper way ♪
♪ If you don't know ♪
♪ How to conjugate ♪
♪ Maybe you flunked that class ♪
♪ And maybe now you find ♪
♪ That people mock you online ♪
♪ Okay, now here's the deal: ♪
♪ I'll try to educate ya ♪
♪ Gonna familiarize ♪
♪ You with the nomenclature ♪
♪ You'll learn the definitions ♪
♪ Of nouns and prepositions ♪
♪ Literacy's your mission: ♪
♪ And that's why I think it's a good time ♪
♪ To learn some grammar ♪
♪ Now, did I stammer? ♪
♪ Work on that grammar ♪
♪ You should know when ♪
♪ It's less or it's fewer ♪
♪ Like people who were ♪
♪ Never raised in a sewer ♪
♪ I hate these word crimes ♪
♪ Like "I could care less" ♪
♪ That means you do care ♪
♪ At least a little ♪
♪ Don't be a moron ♪
♪ You'd better slow down ♪
♪ And use the right pronoun ♪
♪ Show the world you're no clown ♪
Everybody wise up!
♪ Say you got an I-T ♪
♪ Followed by an apostrophe ♪
♪ Now what does that mean? ♪
♪ You would not use it's in this case! ♪
♪ - As a possessive - No, no, no! ♪
♪ - It's a contraction. - Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! ♪
♪ What's a contraction? ♪
Well, it's the shortening of a word or a group of words
by omission of a sound or letter.
♪ Okay, now here's some notes ♪
♪ Syntax you're always mangling ♪
♪ No X in "Espresso" ♪
♪ Your participle's danglin' ♪
♪ But I don't want your drama ♪
♪ If you really wanna ♪
♪ Leave out that Oxford comma ♪
♪ Just keep in mind that BCRU ♪
♪ Are words, not letters ♪
♪ Get it together ♪
♪ Use your spell checker ♪
♪ You should never ♪
♪ Write words using numbers ♪
♪ Unless you're seven ♪
♪ Or your name is Prince ♪
♪ I hate these word crimes ♪
♪ You really need a full time proof reader ♪
♪ You dumb mouth breather ♪
♪ Well, you should hire ♪
♪ Some cunning linguist ♪
♪ To help you distinguish ♪
♪ What is proper English ♪
Everybody wise up!
♪ One thing I ask of you... ♪
♪ Time to learn your homophones is past due ♪
♪ Learn to diagram a sentence too ♪
♪ Always say, "to whom;" ♪
♪ Don't ever say "to who." ♪
♪ Listen up when I tell you this ♪
♪ I hope you never use quotation marks for emphasis ♪
♪ You finished second grade, I hope you can tell ♪
♪ If you're doing good or doing well ♪
♪ You better figure out the difference ♪
♪ Irony is not coincidence ♪
♪ And I thought that you'd gotten it through your skull... ♪
♪ about what's figurative and what's literal ♪
♪ - Just now. - Just now. ♪
♪ - You said. - You said. ♪
♪ You "literally couldn't get out of bed." ♪
What!?
♪ That really makes me want to literally ♪
♪ Smack a crowbar upside your stupid head! ♪
♪ I read your e-mail ♪
♪ It's quite apparent ♪
♪ Your grammar's errant ♪
♪ You're incoherent ♪
♪ Saw your blog post ♪
♪ It's really fantastic! ♪
♪ That was sarcastic ♪
♪ 'Cause you write like a spastic ♪
♪ I hate these word crimes ♪
♪ Your prose is dopey ♪
♪ Think you should only ♪
♪ Write in Emojis ♪
♪ Oh, you're a lost cause ♪
♪ Go back to pre-school ♪
♪ Get out of the gene pool ♪
♪ Try your best to not drool ♪
Never mind, I give up.
Really now, I give up.
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Word Crimes

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Bruce Chen 發佈於 2014 年 7 月 23 日    Bryan Pai 翻譯    Tina Cheng 審核
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