Howdy, Fertile!

你好，肥佬！

Oops!

糟了

I'm orange.

我是橙色的。

I'm Cece.

我是Cece

And today we're doing a challenge.

今天我們要做一個挑戰。

That's flipping awesome.

這是翻轉真棒。

The water bottle.

水瓶。

Flip challenge.

翻轉挑戰。

Oh, no, you don't.

哦，不，你沒有。

I said you little video ain't happening today.

我說你的小視頻今天不會發生。

What are you talking about, dude?

你在說什麼，夥計？

Yeah, Nice.

是啊，不錯。

I'll tell you what I'm talking about.

我告訴你我在說什麼。

So, water bottle flipping trend thing.

所以，水瓶翻轉潮流的事情。

I'm so over here, Me over it.

我在這裡，我在這裡。

Whoa!

哇！

He's steamed.

他被蒸熟了。

I'll say he just blew his lid.

我就說他只是把蓋子吹破了。

Oh, Hardy har har.

哦，哈迪哈哈。

You laugh now, But I've been putting up with this dumb trend for four years now, you hear me?

你現在笑了，但我已經忍受這種愚蠢的趨勢四年了，你聽到了嗎？

Four years.

四年了

2016.

2016.

It was cute.

它很可愛。

2017.

2017.

Pretty old already.

已經很老了。

2018 through 2020.

2018年至2020年。

Forget about it.

算了吧

Now, you expect me to be a part of your little water bottle flipping YouTube video in the year 2021.

現在，你希望我在2021年成為你的小水瓶翻轉YouTube視頻的一部分。

Seriously?

真的嗎？

Seriously, is it just me, or is this guy boiling over?

說真的，是我的錯覺，還是這傢伙沸騰了？

I hate to break it to you, too, but I ain't doing your video.

我也不想告訴你，但我不做你的視頻。

Not today.

今天不行

Not ever picked up and tossed around for too long.

沒有拿起過，折騰了太久。

I ain't taking no more And have anybody so much as tries to touch me.

我不會再讓任何人碰我了。

Flip out.

翻出。

Hold on.

等一下

What just happened there?

剛才那裡發生了什麼？

Well, I get really heated.

好吧，我得到真正的加熱。

I kind of flip out.

我有點翻臉了。

I can't control it.

我無法控制它。

Oh, I get it.

哦，我明白了。

You get hopping mad.

你得到的跳動的瘋狂。

You making fun of me.

你在取笑我

You better not be because I'm liable to flip out.

你最好別這樣，因為我有可能翻臉。

Yeah, we know.

是的，我們知道。

Now he's going.

現在他要走了。

Sis, you just got yourself a point.

姐，你剛剛說到點子上了。

Wait, no, This is kind of the point.

等等，不，這才是重點。

This video ain't happening.

這段視頻是不會發生的。

You hear me?

你聽到了嗎？

Sorry.

對不起，我不知道

No ears.

沒有耳朵。

Yeah.

是啊。

This is way easier than throwing him ourselves, considering we don't have any arms.

考慮到我們沒有任何武器，這比自己扔他容易多了。

Stop it!

停下來！

Stop it!

停下來！

The kids stern it.

孩子們都很嚴厲

Whoa!

哇！

Was that a double backflip?

那是一個雙後空翻嗎？

Orange?

橙子？

I just had an idea.

我只是有一個想法。

I like where this is going, Sis.

我喜歡這一切，姐姐。

Stay put.

不要動

Water bottle.

水瓶。

We'll double back.

我們會加倍回來。

What's the world record for the most rotations in one bottle flip?

一次翻瓶中旋轉次數最多的世界紀錄是多少？

I don't know, but I bet it's a whole flipping.

我不知道，但我敢打賭，這是一個整體的翻轉。

What?

什麼？

Well, what do you say We joined forces with our annoying powers combined.

好吧，你說什麼？ 我們聯合起來，用我們惱人的力量聯合起來。

We could get him to really hit the stealing.

我們可以讓他真正打出偷襲。

Good call.

說得好

Think how much he'll flip out if he bottles it up.

你想想看，如果他把它裝進瓶子裡，他會翻出多少東西。

Well, what are you two scheming about it?

那麼，你們兩個在謀劃什麼呢？

Sorry, It's not gonna work this time.

對不起，這次不行了。

I'm calm down.

我冷靜下來了。

That's fine.

這很好。

You were kind of wet behind the ears anyway, so we've decided to do a new challenge.

反正你的耳朵後面都溼了，所以我們決定做一個新的挑戰。

Video.

視頻：

Good.

很好啊

It's called the Water Pun Challenge.

這就是所謂的 "雙關挑戰"。

Wait.

等一下

What?

什麼？

Don't mind us.

不用管我們

We're just gonna say water puns at each other while you stand directly between us on this.

我們只是要去說水的雙關語 在對方而你站在我們之間直接在這。

Doesn't sound the orange.

聽起來不是橘子的聲音。

What did the C say to the river?

C對河邊說了什麼？

You can run, but you can't tied.

你可以跑，但你不能綁。

Oh, hey, sis.

哦，嘿，姐姐。

What do you call a wet bear?

什麼叫溼熊？

A drizzly bear.

一隻小雨熊。

Oh, brother, what do you call dangerous precipitation?

哦，兄弟，你說的危險降水是什麼？

A reign of terror?

恐怖統治？

Oh, have you heard about the three holes in the ground?

哦，你聽說過地上的三個洞嗎？

Well, well, well, no.

好吧，好吧，好吧，沒有。

What did the six say to the tap?

六人對水龍頭說了什麼？

You're a real drip.

你是一個真正的滴水。

Stop it.

別這樣

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Are you seriously couldn't just stand here and make water jokes all day?

你真的不能站在這裡開一整天的水玩笑嗎？

We sure are.

我們當然是。

That's it.

就這樣吧

I can't.

我做不到

He's gonna flip out.

他要發飆了

No, I'm not.

不，我沒有。

Yeah, you are.

是的，你是。

I'm really not.

我真的不是。

I got so heated I melted to the counter.

我熱得都快融化在櫃檯上了。

What's happening to me?

我怎麼了？

Whoa!

哇！

So long water.

所以，長水。

He'll be missed.

我們會想念他的