one of the top comics in the business, fastest fur

漫畫界的佼佼者，最快的皮毛。

in the west, Mr. Fozzie Bear!

在西部，福滋熊先生！

[MUSIC AND APPLAUSE]

[MUSIC AND APPLAUSE]

Thank you, thank you.

謝謝你，謝謝你。

Waka, waka, waka.

瓦卡，瓦卡，瓦卡。

Here I am, Fozzie Bear, to tell you jokes both old and rare.

我在這裡，福滋熊，給你講一些古老而罕見的笑話。

This is a story you're going to love to hear.

這個故事你一定會喜歡聽的。

My group leader told me to be more aggressive, yes!

我的組長告訴我，要積極一點，對!

Here.

給你

[GROWLS] Kermie, I'm sorry.

柯米，我很抱歉。

[GROWLS]

[咆哮]

Kermit wants me to do the next introduction.

柯密特要我做下一個介紹。

Well, he's the only one who does.

嗯，他是唯一的一個誰做。

[LAUGHTER]

[笑聲]

Hey, hey, come on, guys.

嘿，嘿，來吧，夥計們。

No heckling.

沒有嘲笑。

I mean, I'm not even out here to tell jokes.

我的意思是，我甚至不是在這裡講笑話。

Have you ever been?

你去過嗎？

[LAUGHTER]

[笑聲]

Letter for Kermit the Frog.

給青蛙柯密特的信。

Letter for you.

給你的信。

[LAUGHTER]

[笑聲]

A letter.

一封信。

I'm a bear, I'm not a bunny, so here's

我是熊，我不是兔子，所以在這裡。

some stuff that's really funny.

一些東西，真的很有趣。

Hey, hey, I'm not a dope--

嘿，嘿，我不是一個笨蛋... ...

--and I'm no dummy.

--我也不是笨蛋

So how come your stuff--

那你的東西怎麼會...

--is really crummy?

--真的很糟糕嗎？

[LAUGHTER]

[笑聲]

Not the main power cables!

不是主電源線!

Say what?

說什麼？

[ELECTRICITY NOISES]

[電氣噪音]

I just updated my Facebook status--

我剛剛更新了我的Facebook狀態 --

bored.

無聊的。

[LAUGHTER]

[笑聲]

Hey, this is where I make the joke!

嘿，這是我開玩笑的地方！這是我開的玩笑。

The catch of the day was salmon-ella.

今天的漁獲是三文魚拉。

Ah, waka, waka.

啊，瓦卡，瓦卡。

You are the man.

你就是那個人

- You are the man. - You're the man.

- 你是男人。- 你才是男人

- You. - You.

- 你，你- 你啊 You.

- You. - You.

- 你，你- 你啊 You.

- You. - You.

- 你，你- 你啊 You.

- You. - You!

- 你，你！- 你！

You.

你啊

You.

你啊

You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you!

你、你、你、你、你、你、你、你、你、你、你、你、你、你、你、你、你、你、你。

I'm stuck.

我被卡住了

I'm stuck here, guys.

我被困在這裡了，夥計們。

Whoa!

哇！

Hey, Fozzie, why don't you just take off the hat?

嘿，福滋，你為什麼不把帽子摘下來？

Howdy, Memphis!

你好，孟菲斯！

"What's Up Late with Miss Piggy" coming up next.

"豬小姐晚間有什麼事 "接下來就到了。

Thank you.

謝謝你了

Thank you very much.

非常感謝你。

[GROANS]

[呻吟]

Fozzie, are you OK?

福滋，你還好嗎？

That took a lot out of me.

這讓我很不爽。

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