It's my pleasure.

這是我的榮幸。

I'm thrilled.

我很激動。

Yeah, I gotta say, Every time I see something, you make me laugh.

是啊，我得說，每次我看到的東西，你讓我笑。

You're so talented.

你真有才華

You really are.

你真的是。

That means a lot you want.

這意味著很多你想要的。

Ha.

哈。

Oh, no, I don't much about I was reading about you today.

哦，不，我不太瞭解我今天讀到的你。

You're from Cleveland?

你是克利夫蘭人？

Yeah.

是啊。

And really, now they just want to get themselves on TV.

而實際上，現在他們只是想讓自己上電視。

They make a noise, and later we'll watch it in a bar.

他們吵吵鬧鬧，待會我們在酒吧裡看。

Um, is your is your family in show business?

嗯，是你的是你的家人在娛樂圈？

It all.

這一切。

What kind of No, I'm the only one.

什麼樣的不，我是唯一的一個。

My dad.

我爸爸

My dad was owned a business called Ohio Computer.

我爸爸是一家叫俄亥俄電腦公司的老闆。

Ribbon and Supply, which was Hey, had a basically like rent He What he is known for in my family is being the most frugal human being in America.

Ribbon and Supply，這是嘿，有基本的像租他 他在我們家的名聲是美國最節儉的人。

Like he's He's pretty, you know, of the cheapest person you could possibly imagine.

就像他... ...他很漂亮，你知道，最便宜的人 你可能會想象。

And I'm saying this with all due respect, right, he wants he went to Notre Dame.

我這麼說是出於尊重，對吧，他想讓自己去聖母院。

This is an example.

這是一個例子。

I have two younger brothers and he would take my He would make my brother who has maybe 10 at the time, drive with him to South Bend.

我有兩個弟弟，他會帶著我的 他讓我的弟弟當時大概有10歲，和他一起開車去南本德。

Uh, put a fake sling on and suck his son so that he could get in for free.

呃，穿上假吊帶，給他兒子口交，這樣他就可以免費進去了。

Thio.

Thio.

Yeah, that's low.

是的，這是低。

A couple times it was all due respect the oh, hang on my mom like if you know, if there was a birthday like my mom for a birthday, like you'd go to Baskin Robbins and he would wait to see who didn't pick up their cakes and bring home cakes.

幾次都是應有的尊重的哦，掛在我媽媽喜歡如果你知道，如果有一個生日像我媽媽的生日，像你會去巴斯金羅賓斯，他會等著看誰沒有拿起他們的蛋糕，帶回家的蛋糕。

It's like Happy Birthday, Charles, and give for your mom who thought it was hilarious.

就像生日快樂，查爾斯，給你媽媽送去，她覺得很搞笑。

And we all did to actually.

而我們都做到了其實。

Oh, yeah, he saved a lot of money doing that.

哦，是的，他這樣做省了很多錢。

So he was.

所以他是。

He's so proud of it.

他是如此的驕傲。

Was it embarrassing to you as a kid?

你小時候是不是覺得很尷尬？

Because when you're I mean now, you can laugh at things like that.

因為當你是我的意思是現在，你可以嘲笑這樣的事情。

But when you're a kid, if your dad's doing something that embarrasses you, it feels so much like we would go, like so much more powerful we would go.

但是當你還是個孩子的時候，如果你爸爸做的事情讓你很難堪，那感覺就像我們會去，就像我們會去的那麼厲害。

We would take road trips, of course, all of our vacations with road trips, and we would go to like ski resorts in the summer on.

我們會進行公路旅行，當然，我們所有的假期都是帶著公路旅行的，我們會去像滑雪場在夏天上。

There would be like pictures of us on like a ski lift in August, Pennsylvania on Ben.

會有像我們在像滑雪纜車上的照片在八月，賓夕法尼亞州的本。

One time we went to Washington, D.

有一次我們去華盛頓特區。

C, and we we wanted to see the Lincoln Memorial, and it was It was packed and the only available spot was a handicap parking spot.

C，我們... ...我們想去看林肯紀念堂，它是... ...它是擠滿了人，唯一可用的位置是一個殘障人士停車位。

And my mom was like, Bill Han, Don't do it, Don't do it.

我媽就說，韓標，別這樣，別這樣。 And my mom was like, Bill Han, Don't do it, Don't do it.

And he just took his huge, hilarious, very old caddie pulled right into it.

他就拿著他那巨大的，搞笑的，很老的球童直接拉了進去。

He's like, we're just gonna We're gonna take a quick picture.

他的樣子，我們只是要去 我們要去採取快速的圖片。

Kids get back in the car.

孩子們回到車上。

And it was, of course, cop car cop car.

當然，這也是警車警車。

And my dad, without a B just turns around, starts limping back to the car way like Barry.

而我爸，沒有B只是轉身，開始像巴里一樣一瘸一拐的回車道。

I took it.

我把它。

That happened happy.

發生了快樂。

He got e didn't change as though, did it.

他得到了e沒有改變，雖然，做到了。

No, he was fine.

不，他很好。

He, like, fashioned himself kind of a Chevy Chase off our family's vacation.

他，喜歡，時尚自己那種雪佛蘭大通 關閉我們家的假期。

Siri's right way were That's what this is my character.

Siri的正確方式是這是我的性格。

Yes, I'm the cheapskate.

是的，我是小氣鬼。

That's what happened, Ideo.

這就是發生的事情，Ideo。