Name: 大秀在日本的廁所裡出了急診--"深夜與柯南-奧布萊恩"。 (Big Show Had A Bathroom Emergency In Japan - "Late Night With Conan O'Brien")
Uploaded: 2021-02-26T18:50:44.000Z
Duration: 7 min 17 s

You've been here before Were good pals, but I thought you many times I win half the time.

你以前來過這裡，我們是好朋友，但我想你很多次，我贏了一半的時間。

Let's talk about your You must have gotten large at a fairly young age.

我們來談談你的 你一定是在相當年輕的時候就變大了。

It was a very depressing time in my life.

那是我人生中非常壓抑的一段日子。

And I remember feeling like, Oh, my goodness, that was terrible.

我記得當時的感覺是，哦，我的天哪，那太可怕了。

But looking back at the photos, you know, I'm sorry I didn't bring any, but I was a square kid.

但回看照片，你知道嗎，很抱歉，我沒有帶任何照片，但我是個正直的孩子。

Just square square, head, square, shoulders square, hand square feet.

只是方方正正，頭方方，肩方方，手方方的腳。

It's funny, cause a lot of people when they're that young, like I wish that I had been bigger and bulkier.

這很有趣，因為很多人 當他們年輕的時候， 就像我希望我一直較大，更笨重。

Other fellows picked on may give you asked, though, so, yeah, I've always been quick.

別的夥計挑剔的可能給你問了，雖然，所以，是的，我一直都很爽快。

I'm hard to catch, but then they always catch me and it's very ugly.

我很難抓，但他們總是能抓到我，這就很難看了。

But if I know neither not a head your back You would have befriended me.

但如果我不知道你的背影，你就會和我做朋友。

I've been your friend you have been like.

我一直是你的朋友你一直喜歡。

我們應該一起拍一部兄弟電影。

大秀和他的朋友諾伯特-比喬如何。

Uh, I would think, you know, it must be difficult because so many things in life, especially in your professional, to travel a lot aren't sized for you.

呃，我會想，你知道，它必須是困難的，因為這麼多的東西在生活中，尤其是在你的專業，要經常旅行不適合你的大小。

If you get a rental car, how do you fit in a rental car?

如果你租到了一輛車，你怎麼坐上租來的車？

The one thing that drives me nuts is I'm a very patient person, and I understand that sometimes if people see me and they scream and run the other way, it's just a natural reaction, our light torches and wave way.

有一件事讓我很抓狂，就是我是一個很有耐心的人，我明白有時候如果別人看到我，他們尖叫著往另一邊跑，那只是一種自然的反應，我們的光炬和波浪方式。

But when you go to a rental car counter, part of our business is traveling a lot.

但當你去租車櫃檯時，我們的部分業務是經常出差。

And sometimes we have to drive 253 100 miles a night to get to the next town to perform.

有時我們要開著253 100英里的車，一晚上才能到下一個城市去演出。

When I'm looking at a 20 year old rental car agent and with a straight face, I'm trying to get a larger SUV or something.

當我看著一個20歲的租車中介，一臉正經地想買個大一點的SUV什麼的。

They looked at me with a straight face and say, Mr White way have a tourist for you on I'd say, with all sincerity, what would you like me to strap it to my foot and skate to the town way?

他們看我一臉正色，說，白先生方式有旅遊給你上我就會說，誠心誠意，你想讓我把它綁在腳上，然後滑到鎮上方式？

Part of being able to drive the car to be able to shut the door.

E don't think the highway patrol like me riding down the road like this, right?

我想高速公路巡警不會喜歡我這樣在路上騎車吧？

I mean, when you fly commercial, is there?

我是說，當你飛商業班機時，有嗎？

Some genius in the airline industry decided to say that, You know, you think when you get a first class seat that you'd have a bigger seat?

一些航空業的天才決定說，你知道，你以為當你坐到頭等艙的時候，你會有一個更大的座位嗎？

Some genius decided to make the seats smaller.

They can put more seats in there and charge more money.

他們可以在那裡放更多的座位，收更多的錢。

If I ever meet him, he strangled on site.

如果我見到他，他就地掐死了。

Yeah, yeah, but the smaller commuter playing sometimes cause a problem.

是啊，是啊，但小通勤玩有時會造成問題。

I remember calling my wife one time I was on a small community somewhere in Texas to somewhere else in Texas.

我記得有一次我在德州某地的一個小區給老婆打電話，說要去德州的其他地方。

And, you know, I was like, 17 people on the flight.

而且，你知道，我就像，17人的飛行。

And I remember telling my wife and I forget how loud sometimes my voice is.

我記得我告訴我的妻子，我忘了有時我的聲音有多大。

I said, Well, honey, it's the first time I've ever been on an airplane were actually feel like I'm wearing it.

我說，嗯，親愛的，這是我第一次坐飛機，居然覺得自己在穿。

Right then everybody behind me started laughing.

就在這時，我身後的所有人都開始笑了起來。

I was like, Maybe I should charge for this.

我當時想，也許我應該為此收費。

Yeah, let me determine and go to God, Laugh at me, Cross you hook.

是啊，讓我決定，去上帝那裡，嘲笑我，穿過你的鉤子。

I mean, I know that you've you've You've wrestled in Japan and they're famously their hotel rooms.

我的意思是，我知道你... ...你在日本摔過跤，他們是著名的酒店房間。

Way stayed one time On my first trip to Japan.

第一次去日本的時候就住過一次。

We stayed in a business hotel which no, the Japanese are very efficient at what they do.

我們住的是商務酒店，這不，日本人做事效率很高。

And they don't need very many creature comforts as faras hotel rooms go.

而且他們不需要太多的生物舒適的東西，就像酒店房間一樣。

I mean, like I had a tough time getting through the door.

我的意思是，像我有一個艱難的時間 通過門。

And like when I lay down on the bed, my head was against the wall.

而像我躺在床上的時候，我的頭是靠在牆上的。

I mean, it was like I was literally as Bigas the room.

我的意思是，這就像我從字面上 作為Bigas的房間。

Well, after 15 hours of flying and trying different foods, sometimes you have to go the bathroom and in a hurry, so there's not much of a chance.

好吧，坐了15個小時的飛機，嘗試了不同的食物，有時候要上廁所，又要趕時間，所以沒什麼機會。

I mean, for me, it was a panic situation, you know?

我的意思是，對我來說，這是一個恐慌的局面，你知道嗎？

So I squeezed into this little bathroom thief facility was about this far away from the wall.

於是，我擠進這個小小的浴室賊設施離牆面大約有這麼遠。

Well, I have a lot extra when I sit down.

好吧，我坐下來的時候有很多多餘的東西。

So I'm kind of one of these angles like this.

I love the view I'm getting, But this story about okay No, that's all right.

我喜歡我看到的風景，但這個故事是關於好的 不，沒關係。

So I'm very frustrated at the time, and the walls were like partitions like you have in a cubicle.

所以我當時非常沮喪，牆壁就像隔斷一樣，就像你在隔間裡一樣。

So out of frustration, I slopped the wall and the wall falls into the hallway with which, by then it's too late to be embarrassed.

於是，出於挫折感，我把牆一滑，牆就和它一起掉進了走廊裡，這時已經來不及尷尬了。

就像哦，感謝上帝，我有空間S。