Name: 科林-奎恩談紐約和波士頓的魅力--TBS上的CONAN。 (Colin Quinn On The Charms Of New York & Boston - CONAN on TBS)
Uploaded: 2021-02-26T18:30:40.000Z
Duration: 3 min 11 s

You have a one man show, The New York Story.

你有一個人的節目，紐約的故事。

And one of your points is you feel New York has changed.

而你的一個觀點是你覺得紐約已經變了。

and New York has changed because there's no characters,

'cause people are afraid to say anything, you know,

因為人們不敢說什麼，你知道的。

obviously in the climate we live in in the country.

很明顯，在我們國家生活的氣候下。

So the New York, a construction worker sees a girl walking

所以，紐約，一個建築工人看到一個女孩走了。

by now, he's like, hey, look at that strong

現在，他的樣子，嘿嘿，看看那個強大的

獨立的女人，你知道的。（笑）

And, uh, yeah, watching men yell at the players.

還有，呃，是的，看男人對球員大喊大叫。

Hey, ump you're crazy, no offense to anyone

嘿，阿姆普，你是個瘋子，沒有冒犯任何人的意思

with mental illness in their families. (laughing)

And, but L.A., so New York has lost its... the whole point

而且，但洛杉磯，所以紐約已經失去了它的... ... 整個點。

of New York was, the whole world wants to be tolerant,

Not New York, and of course, Boston is the other.

不是紐約，當然，波士頓是另一個。

I'll talk about L.A. in one second, let me just side

我一會兒就會說到洛杉磯，讓我來介紹一下。

back to Boston, 'cause I was in Boston and I realized it's

回到波士頓，因為我是在波士頓，我意識到這是...

the only place, everywhere else, like, oh, you know,

唯一的地方， 其他地方，喜歡，哦，你知道，

who's from here, this person from Mad Men,

誰是這裡的人，這個人從瘋狂的人。

Boston, they're like hey, Ben Affleck's from here, huh?

波士頓，他們就像 嘿，本-阿弗萊克的從這裡，是吧？

My friend knocked over his coffee, he didn't do anything.

我的朋友打翻了他的咖啡，他什麼也沒做。

He's a, and you know, Marky Mark, my cousin beat the piss

他是一個，你知道，馬克，我的表弟打小便。

[柯南]是啊，是啊，是啊。（笑）

I'm from Boston, and that is exactly how they are.

我來自波士頓，他們就是這樣的。

I went to the, I told this story before, but I showed

我去了，我告訴這個故事之前，但我顯示

up at Logan Airport, and I'm walking, there's a long line

在洛根機場，和我走，有一個長隊

to get in the taxi cab, and I'm walking towards the back

上了計程車，而我正朝後面走去

of the line, like I got my suitcase and I'm going to go-

的線，像我得到了我的手提箱，我要去 -

Like Irish people, going to jump the line.

Yeah, and I'm walking with my suitcase towards the back

是啊，我提著行李箱往後面走去

of the line, and before I can even get to the back

of the line, the guy running the line goes like, hey,

I'm like, I'm not in the movies, and I was heading,

我很喜歡，我不是在電影中，我的標題。

and the whole line looks at him like, what is

整條線看著他的樣子，什麼是。

對，這是一種很愛爾蘭的態度。

like, don't think you're getting too big.

But the thing about L.A., L.A. when I was first here

但洛杉磯的事情，洛杉磯 當我第一次在這裡。

in the eighties, back the eighties, and um, it was,

在80年代，回到80年代， 嗯，這是，

it had its mojo, somewhere in the course of technology,

它有它的魔力，在技術過程的某個地方。

you let those nerds in Northern California start

你讓那些書呆子在北加州開始。

to shame you, where you guys feel, instead of being

來羞辱你們，你們覺得哪裡，而不是被

the hedonist that you are, you start going, we have

你是享樂主義者，你開始去，我們有。

to be smart too, and suddenly they're trying

聰明的人，突然間他們就想... ...

to be intellectuals, they, you know, L.A.'s getting

要成為知識分子，他們，你知道，洛杉磯的得到

You guys are beautiful, just sit by the pool

in the lounge chair, that's your job. (laughing)

在休閒椅上，這是你的工作。（笑）

And now look, the water, the drinking, you think

they're gonna send the water back down when you guys are

他們會送水回落時，你的傢伙是。

just starving to death, spitting on your lawn?

That place was supposed to be your mini-bar.

那個地方應該是你的迷你酒吧。

You run up there, you got drunk in Napa Valley,

你跑到那裡，你在納帕谷喝醉了。

然後，你回來了下來的同一天晚上。

And now they, you know, you gotta go up there

現在，他們，你知道，你必須去那裡。

and beg some 25 year old nerd for ten million dollars

然後向一些25歲的書呆子乞討一千萬美金

cause, you know, he invented an app where you can have sex

因為，你知道，他發明了一個應用程序 在那裡你可以有性行為

and find the best fro-yo place in- (laughing)

並找到最好的fro -yo地方在 - （笑）

洛杉磯和紐約已經失去了他們的魔力。

You don't know what the hell you're talking about

There's no app where you get sex and the best fro-yo place.

有沒有app哪裡有性愛，最好的泡妞場所。

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