Name: (部分)漢尼拔-佈雷斯的最佳作品。 ((Some of) The Best of Hannibal Buress)
Uploaded: 2021-02-25T20:41:37.000Z
Duration: 9 min 43 s

- Whenever people going through a struggle in life,

- 每當人們在生活中經歷掙扎的時候。

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They say stuff like, "I'm taking it one day at a time!

每個人，因為這就是時間的作用。

What, were you doing it a week at a time before?

怎麼，你之前是一個星期一次嗎？

Who are you? Who taught you how to do that?

(audience cheering) (upbeat instrumental music)

I'm pretty sure the crack dealers in my neighborhood

'cause why is there a 24-hour pawn shop in my neighborhood?

"因為為什麼在我的附近有一家24小時營業的當鋪？

Regular people don't wake up at four in the morning like,

普通人不會像早上四點鐘醒來。

"(yawing) I feel like selling my microwave.

"(打哈欠)我覺得我想賣掉我的微波爐。

"You know, I just really feel like selling something

"你知道，我只是真的覺得賣東西的時候

就像我真的想踢一隻鴿子一樣。

'Cause pigeons walking around like they invincible.

因為鴿子走來走去，好像他們是無敵的。

You're not waiting for the bus 'cause you can fly.

I can't kick pigeons 'cause there's always people around.

我不能踢鴿子，因為周圍總是有人。

And if I kick a pigeon, some women will see,

如果我踢了一隻鴿子，一些女人就會看到。

"Oh my gosh, that guy just kicked a pigeon

"天哪，那傢伙剛剛踢了一隻鴿子

(audience laughing) She'll go home and tell the husband,

(觀眾笑)她會回家告訴丈夫的。

"Honey, I saw this guy kick a pigeon in broad daylight."

"親愛的，我看到這傢伙光天化日之下踢了一隻鴿子。"

"My wife said this guy kicked a pigeon in broad daylight."

"我老婆說，這傢伙光天化日之下踢了一隻鴿子。"

There's been a flurry of pigeon kicking going on.

踢鴿子的事情一波未平一波又起。

The Black community must be stopped at once.

Must stop these PKBP, pigeon-kicking Black people.

必須阻止這些PKBP，鴿子踢黑人。

(audience laughing) Say I kick a pigeon in the morning,

那天晚上發生了一些不好的事情。

我想參加踢鴿子的奧林匹克運動會。

the number of feathers you kick off the pigeon,

When you kick the pigeon like a high pitched like, "Ooh!"

當你把鴿子踢得像高音一樣，"哦！"

and you deserve your own statue in the park like yeah.

你應該得到你自己的雕像 在公園裡一樣，是的。

I'm 26 and it's funny how peer pressure has changed

我26歲了，同齡人的壓力改變了我的生活，這很有趣。

對於26歲的我來說，從我十幾歲的時候。

When I was a teenager, my friends would pressure me

在我十幾歲的時候，我的朋友會給我壓力

現在26歲了，我的朋友給我壓力

我們為什麼不走到一個鋪好的地方呢？

just in case that walk goes bad, I can just hop in a taxi.

以防萬一走得不順，我可以直接跳上計程車。

There's a place, there's a Mexican restaurant

有一個地方，有一個墨西哥餐廳。

'cause I like burritos more than I like Jesus.

因為我喜歡墨西哥捲餅多過喜歡耶穌。

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