Name: 亞當-桑德勒惡作劇打電話給凱文-詹姆斯 - "深夜與柯南-奧布萊恩" (Adam Sandler Prank Calls Kevin James - "Late Night With Conan O'Brien")
Uploaded: 2021-02-25T18:21:16.000Z
Duration: 6 min 53 s

動名詞

You've got a You got a big movie out going very well for you.

你有一個你有一個大的電影了 對你來說非常好。

On it's amazing, because I have Ah, 21 month old girl is well, And when you have had her and you think you're gonna love this, this is the only child you're gonna love.

這是驚人的，因為我有啊，21個月大的女孩是好的，當你有她，你認為你會愛這個，這是唯一的孩子，你會愛。

And the fact that you're having another one.

Uh, you know, you don't think you'll be a love it as much because you think you know, But they say you adjust and it's amazing how you love your kids equally and, uh, it's not true.

呃，你知道，你不認為你會成為一個愛它一樣多，因為你認為你知道，但他們說，你調整，它是驚人的，你如何愛你的孩子平等，呃，這不是真的。

I don't care for the second one is, uh I wanna feel it.

我不關心第二個是，呃，我想感受一下。

I just don't I don't know what it's just I can't fake it anymore either.

我就是不我不知道是什麼，只是我也裝不下去了。

Is it easier with the second child is the first time you have a kid.

有了二胎是第一次生孩子，會不會容易一些。

Is it any is very Yeah, it's very intense.

它是任何是非常 是的，這是非常激烈的。

The first child, because you're so worried about them.

第一個孩子，因為你很擔心他們。

I remember being in the hospital with the first child in the nurse would come in and say we're going to take the baby to measure her and do this stuff me.

我記得在醫院生第一個孩子的時候，護士會進來說，我們要帶著孩子去給她量尺寸，做這個東西我。

I'm gonna go with you wherever you go because your kid in the second when you kind of slack off a little bit I mean, the nurse is coming, you know?

無論你去哪裡我都會陪著你 因為你的孩子在第二輪的時候 你有點鬆懈了 我是說，護士就要來了，你知道嗎？

A janitor stopped by and was like, I'm gonna take the kid.

一個看門人停了下來，就說，我要帶孩子走了。

Now, how is your wife dealing with two kids?

現在，你的妻子是如何處理兩個孩子？

It is a little crazy because, uh, she's starting to make rules with the two kids that they're gonna be crawling around the house and stuff.

這是一個有點瘋狂的，因為，呃，她開始制定規則 與兩個孩子，他們會是爬行周圍的房子和東西。

And she, uh, she made a rule of this kind of annoyed me to No, no shoes in the house.

而她，呃，她做了這樣的規則 惹惱了我，沒有，沒有鞋在家裡。

You take them off before you come in, and it's so annoying because she makes me and force the rule to two people should look at the movers there.

你在進來之前把它們摘下來，它是如此的煩人，因為她讓我和強行規則兩個人應該看那裡的搬家公司。

Can you ask them to take their shoes off?

So now I gotta go up to the guy I Look, I know you're moving a £700 refrigerator upstairs, but I'm gonna need you to take the rock ports off just to make it a little difficulty.

我知道你要把700英鎊的冰箱搬到樓上去 但我需要你把石頭口拆掉，讓它變得更難。

I'm gonna throw raisins at you while you're doing it just to piss you off, just to see if it works.

我要在你做的時候朝你扔葡萄乾，只是為了激怒你，看看是否有效。

你是襪子，那我們就拭目以待吧。

She has, like, I don't know if you see, like in hospitals where they slipped those, like, booties over easy, the booties over your shoes.

她有一樣，我不知道你是否看到， 像在醫院裡，他們在那裡滑倒那些一樣， 靴子容易，在你的鞋子的靴子。

就像他們的外科醫生到底在哪裡？

And I hate that because they curl up in the front and I always forget that I have mom when I leave the house, and then I'm always afraid of I'm gonna get in a fight with some guy and it looks like the fat, lucky charms guy.

我討厭這樣，因為他們蜷縮在前面，我總是忘記我有媽媽，當我離開家，然後我總是害怕我會得到在與一些人打架，它看起來像胖，幸運的魅力的傢伙。

Now with the kids or you Are you are you watching their programming with them?

現在與孩子們或你 你是你看他們的節目與他們？

因為我和我的孩子就是這樣的。

Do you watch the Sesame Street and all that?

It's great because it's like a baby sitter, you know?

這很好，因為它就像一個保姆，你知道嗎？

I mean, I love it, and the problem is you have to watch it with the kids.

我的意思是，我喜歡它，問題是你必須和孩子們一起看。

So you're locked into it and they repeat a lot, and that really pisses me off because just waiting for new episodes of Sesame Street to command.

所以你被鎖定了，他們重複了很多，這真的讓我很生氣，因為只是在等新的芝麻街的劇集來指揮。