and just one thing really surprised me watching it.

在看賽時 有一件事讓我非常驚訝

I've been reading about how popular the Animal Planet Puppy Bowl has become.

我最近讀到「動物星球頻道」的「狗狗超級盃」變得多麼火紅

You've heard of the Animal Planet Puppy Bowl.

你們聽過「狗狗超級盃」吧！

This thing is huge.

這東西真是盛大

It's a whole puppy version of the Super Bowl for people who don't watch the real thing.

這是狗狗版的超級盃 給那些不想看真正比賽的人

There's a, yeah, there's a moment from it,

那裏是比賽的一個畫面

- And people seem to love, every year this gets more and more popular. - I love it.

- 人們似乎喜歡 這東西一年比一年紅 - 我就很愛

- You love it? - Yeah.

- 你喜歡？- 是呀

It's great.

這東西真棒

Well anyway, I thought we should jump on the puppy band wagon.

無論如何 我覺得我們應該跟上這波狗狗熱的首發車

OK?

好嗎？

You know, if people love it why don't we get in on this thing.

你知道嗎？ 假如大家喜歡 我們何不做做看這東西

Sure, why not?

當然 何不？

So, if you don't want to watch this show we're doing, right at this moment, we have an alternative.

所以 假如你不想看我們現在正在做的節目 我們給你一個選擇

Please enjoy Puppy Conan.

歡迎收看 「狗狗康納秀」

(Yeah)

(好呀！)

There I am.

我就在那

There I am.

我就在那

Andy, what's?

安迪 發生什麼了？

Oh, no.

糟了

Andy why are you, what's wrong with you, Andy?

安迪你為什麼？ 安迪你到底發生了什麼事？

I think Puppy Andy hates his wig as much as I do.

我覺得狗狗安迪跟我一樣討厭自己的假髮

And look, that's as depressed as I always am at rehearsal.

你看 他就跟我每次彩排時一樣沮喪

Doesn't it?

不是嗎？

Doesn't that look like Puppy Andy and Puppy Conan are having a fight?

這看起來不就像狗狗康納跟狗狗安迪正在吵架嗎？

You know?

你懂吧！

We're not talking to each other.

我都不跟彼此說話

We're not talking to each other right now.

我現在都不跟彼此說話

Oh, come on pal, be my friend, Andy, please.

喔 拜託老兄 跟我做朋友 安迪 拜託

You're just shy Andy, I didn't realize that you were that shy.

安迪你就是害羞呀 我從來都不知道你這麼害羞

It's that wig.

都是假髮害的

Well let's take this moment right now to check in with the control room at Puppy Conan.

我用這段時間看一下「狗狗康納秀」的控制室

Let's see what's going on in there.

我們來看看裡面的狀況如何

Oh, that's.....

喔 這真是......

Director, assistant director, and everything.

導演 助理導演 以及其他所有人

Seems to be fine.

一切看起來很順利

And now it's time for Puppy Conan to introduce his special guest tonight, Justin Bieber.

現在我們請狗狗康納介紹今天的特別來賓 小賈斯汀

This is exciting!

這真是太精采了

Let's get Justin Bieber in there.

把小賈斯汀帶進來吧

Oh, look at that.

喔 你看看

Very excited.

真的很精彩

- Let's come over there. - Yeah.

- 我們過去那邊吧 - 好呀

This is.....

這是.......

I'm worried about Puppy Andy.

我很擔心狗狗安迪

No ones reacting.

沒有人有反應

What's wrong with Puppy......

發生什麼事 狗狗.........

And Puppy Conan is just taking off now.

然後狗狗康納現在正匆匆離去

Just let me here.

就讓我過來吧

Let's go see Puppy Conan right here.

我們過去看看那邊的狗狗康納

Hi, Puppy Conan.

你好呀 狗狗康納

How are you?

你好嗎？

I love his set, we should do our show.

我愛死這個布景了 我們應該做我們的節目.......

Yeah.

對呀

We should......

我們應該.....

I swear to God, we should do......

我向天發誓 我們應該

Hi, guys.

你們好呀 小夥子們

We should do......

我們應該做......

We should do a night of our show from this set.

我們應該做一個晚上的節目 用這組場景

Won't that be fantastic?

這樣不是很屌嗎？

You know what I love,

你知道我最愛的是什麼嗎?

anybody tuning in right now, they're still having a stroke.

現在正要轉到節目的觀眾 絕對會中風 (註：這邊康納的意思不是很清楚，譯者認為是氣到中風的意思)

Justin's.....

小賈斯汀的

Justin Bieber's bands have become a bow tie.

小賈斯汀的繩帶變成一個領結了

Alright, we're going to take......

好吧 我們準備休息一下........

How's Puppy Andy doing?

狗狗安迪情況怎麼樣？

He is fine.

他很好

Puppy Conan come on up here.

狗狗康納上來這邊吧

Hi, guy.

嗨 小夥子

Hi, how are you?

嗨 你好嗎？

Look at Justin Bieber.

你看看小賈斯汀

Justin Bieber gets.....

小賈斯汀........

He walks in on the action.

他在錄影當中直接走進來

Yeah.

對呀

Justin Bieber just popped up between my legs.

小賈斯汀剛剛從我兩腿之間冒出來

Uh, the dog.

哦 我指的是狗

Yeah.

是呀

- TMZ going to run with that quote. - Yeah.

- TMZ絕對會用那句話下標題 - 是呀 (註：TMZ是美國的娛樂八卦網站)