Thanks.

謝謝你

How are you?

你好嗎？

You know, let's talk.

你知道，讓我們談談。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Well, I'd like to start by saying I don't like that guitar for you because it's a little bit.

好吧，我想先說我不喜歡你的那把吉他，因為它有點。

It's a little bit flashy, You know what I mean?

這是一個有點華而不實，你知道我的意思嗎？

I see you more like a kind of Ah, you know Ah, Van Morrison acoustic thing, you know?

我看你更像一種 啊，你知道啊，範莫里森聲學的東西，你知道嗎？

Yeah, Yeah, yeah.

是啊，是啊，是啊。

No, no.

不，不。

Why is it?

為什麼會這樣？

Let me tell you something.

讓我告訴你一些事情。

It's not even my guitar.

這甚至不是我的吉他。

And this is the thing about you, Colin.

這就是你的特點，科林。

You are very perceptive.

你的洞察力很強。

Deceptively so.

欺騙性的。

This is not my guitar.

這不是我的吉他。

The guy that sets up our stage just said it There.

我們舞臺的佈置者剛剛說了那裡。

It's his guitar.

這是他的吉他。

I don't own a red guitar.

我沒有紅吉他。

I don't have a flashy guitar there.

我那裡沒有華麗的吉他。

Of course not.

當然不是。

No.

不知道

Honestly, even electric guitar is a little bit of ah, you know, indulgence that Irish people should not be involved in.

說實話，連電吉他都有點啊，你知道，愛爾蘭人不應該參與的放縱。

You don't think the Irish deserve to play an electric guitar?

你覺得愛爾蘭人不配彈電吉他？

I just don't you think where you think we're cell so self hating and self loathing that the only thing we can do is play a guitar that hasn't been electrified?

我只是不認為你認為我們的細胞在哪裡，所以自怨自艾，自暴自棄，唯一能做的就是彈一把沒有通電的吉他？

Yeah, like, Oh, look at that.

是啊，就像，哦，看那個。

He thinks he's pretty good for himself.

他覺得他對自己挺好的。

He's plugged in his guitar.

他插上了他的吉他。

Oh, look at him.

哦，看看他。

He thinks he's a tall poppy plugging in the guitar.

他以為自己是個高大的罌粟插在吉他上。

Oh, Mr Fancy Pants.

哦，花哨的褲子先生。

Speaking of guitars and Irish people, you have to admit, they put Bono.

說到吉他和愛爾蘭人，你不得不承認，他們把波諾。

Bono was the king of the world, and Irish people put him back where he shut.

波諾是世界之王，愛爾蘭人把他放回他關的地方。

He he shut down.

他他關閉了。

Do you think they shut him down?

你認為他們把他關了嗎？

They totally did.

他們完全做到了。

Yeah, but like because he was getting so cocky wearing glasses get a little flashy, dressing flashy.

是啊，但就像因為他太自大了，戴著眼鏡變得有點浮誇，穿著浮誇。

And now he's back to like, Listen, I'm just here to play.

現在他又回到了 "聽著，我只是來玩的 "的狀態。

I don't want to start trouble.

我不想惹麻煩。

Irish Irish arrest.

愛爾蘭人愛爾蘭人逮捕。

Here's what?

這是什麼？

Yes, exactly.

是的，沒錯。

The Irish don't like it if one of their own makes it in any way.

愛爾蘭人不喜歡他們自己人以任何方式做到這一點。

That's why I've been very careful in my career.

所以我在事業上一直很謹慎。

Toe.

趾頭。

Have some success, but not too much.

有一些成功的經驗，但不要太多。

Well, look who you talking.

好吧，看看你在說誰。

I'm in the same way.

我也是這樣。

You gotta deprecate yourself in your fine.

你得在你的罰款中貶低自己。

That's all that matters.

這是最重要的。

Yeah.

是啊。

When you tell me the thing about the Irish, that's the whole thing about Boston.

當你告訴我關於愛爾蘭人的事情，這就是波士頓的全部。

When I go back to Boston like Oh, thank you, big guy, huh?

當我回到波士頓的時候，就像哦，謝謝你，大個子，嗯？

You're like I just I just ordered a lot That's all I did.

你像我一樣，我只是 我只是訂購了很多，這是我所做的一切。

I didn't cause any trouble.

我沒有造成任何麻煩。

I'm just eating a hot dog.

我只是在吃熱狗

I didn't I didn't say anything.

我沒有... ...我什麼也沒說。

I used to do a routine in Boston.

我在波士頓的時候也曾做過一些例行公事

Only I do it when I talk about how every other city they go.

只有當我說到其他城市他們怎麼去的時候，我才會這樣做。

You know, ST Louis, Like Jon Hamm's from here and so on.

你知道，ST路易斯，就像這裡的喬恩-漢姆一樣，等等。

So So it sounds from here I go, you go to Boston.

所以... ...從這裡聽起來，我去，你去波士頓。

Hey, Ben Affleck's from here.

嘿，本-阿弗萊克從這裡。

They got him, my friend.

他們抓住了他，我的朋友。

Oh, my friend bumped into him a Fox farm all.

哦，我的朋友在福克斯農場撞見了他所有。

He didn't do nothing.

他不是什麼都沒做。

So I that is so true about Boston.

所以，我這是如此真實的波士頓。

I was I was in Boston a couple of years ago and I went to use the men's room staying in a hotel.

我是我幾年前在波士頓，我去用住在酒店的男廁所。

I go to use the men's room, which is off the bar, and this I want to say an older woman with a really thick accent comes into the men's room and goes, counted, counted and I went, Excuse me, it's a men's room with that.

我去用男廁所，就在吧檯邊上，這個我想說一個口音很濃的老太太進了男廁所，走了，數了，數了，我就去了，不好意思，這是男廁所，有這個。

You're only she went, Oh, Mr Big Shot, You're like you talking about.

你只是她去了，哦，大人物先生，你就像你說的。

It's called.

這就是所謂的。

I met a urinal with my pick out the high and mighty Hollywood, where old ladies aren't allowed to come into a men's room and talk to you while you're peeing.

我在高大上的好萊塢遇到了一個小便器，那裡的老太太是不允許進男廁所的，在你撒尿的時候和你說話。