Name: 索娜對學生貸款豁免的驚人之舉 - CONAN on TBS (Sona's Surprising Take On Student Loan Forgiveness - CONAN on TBS)
Uploaded: 2021-02-23T18:25:37.000Z
Duration: 2 min 58 s

現在進行式

華盛頓的民主黨人正在發生衝突

過去簡單式

issue an executive order forgiving $50,000 in student loans.

發佈行政命令，免除5萬美元的學生貸款。

Apparently even my assistant Sona Movsesian

顯然，連我的助手索娜-莫夫謝斯安也是如此。

has something she would like to say, Sona.

I didn't know that you were that political.

我不知道你有那麼強的政治性。

but as someone who had a lot of student loan debt,

但作為一個有很多助學貸款的人。

And urge President Biden, not to forgive student loans.

並敦促拜登總統，不要免除學生貸款。

you don't want him to forgive student loans?

你看，如果我沒有負債累累的話

coming out of college, I might not have been forced

which I have spent all of my formative years doing.

我的所有成長歲月都在做這件事。

I might've been able to pursue one of my real passions,

我可能已經能夠追求 我真正的激情之一。

Instead I'm here spreading hummus on a gluten-free tortilla

而我卻在無麩質玉米餅上撒鷹嘴豆泥。

looking for a chest merkin in that matches your hair color

尋找與你的頭髮顏色相匹配的胸罩梅爾金。

you get to appear on national television.

to be on the walls of dry cleaners in Glendale

在格倫代爾的乾洗店的牆壁上。

and have grown men rating my feet on WikiFeet.

並讓成年男子在WikiFeet上評價我的腳。

that I want to give this opportunity to other students too.

我想把這個機會也給其他學生。

So please President Biden, don't cancel student debt

所以請拜登總統不要取消學生債務

and allow students to pursue their dreams.

to take any assistant job that comes their way.

以接受任何助理的工作，他們的方式。

Then one of them will have to take over this job for me

那他們中的一個人就得替我做這件事了

我終於可以做一些我喜歡的事情。

我們已經得到了一個偉大的演出今晚。

Make sure, do they have that for the low back too?

確定一下，他們的腰部也有這個功能嗎？

I've got a little tuft there that needs a placing.

[Conan] Well, it's true. It's, it's so orange.

是真的，是真的它是，它是如此的橙色。

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索娜對學生貸款豁免的驚人之舉 - CONAN on TBS (Sona's Surprising Take On Student Loan Forgiveness - CONAN on TBS)

apparently

opportunity

desperate

pursue