Now you got your Amazon on the milkman's come back.

現在你的亞馬遜在送奶工回來的路上了。

None of your safe.

你們都不安全

Welcome to watch Mojo.

歡迎觀看《魔域》。

And today we're counting down our picks for the top 10 times.

而今天我們就來細數一下前十名的選題。

South Park fueled our nightmares for three.

南方公園》助長了我們的三場噩夢。

For this list, we'll be looking at the scariest, most intense moments from Trey Parker and Matt Stones.

對於這份名單，我們將從特雷-帕克和馬特-斯通那裡尋找最可怕，最激烈的時刻。

Animated sitcom.

動畫情景喜劇。

Which South Park moment gave you nightmares?

南方公園的哪個瞬間讓你做了噩夢？

Let us know in the comments.

請在評論中告訴我們。

Number 10 Chefs Girlfriend in this season three episode.

10號廚師女友在本季第三集。

The boys don't appreciate chefs.

男孩們不欣賞廚師。

New girlfriend Veronica.

新女友維羅妮卡。

It's not just that she's keeping Chef from spending time with them.

不僅僅是她不讓大廚和他們相處。

She's also changing him.

她也在改變他。

She's stealing Chef from us.

她把大廚從我們這裡偷走了

He didn't even seem like Chef.

他看起來都不像廚師。

She seemed like an empty shell of a man.

她好像是一個空殼子的男人。

Naturally, they suspect that she's a succubus preying on chef, which, despite the odds, is later confirmed to be true when she transforms in front of them.

自然而然的，他們懷疑她是一個獵殺廚師的多肉女，儘管機率很小，但後來當她在他們面前變身時，證實了這一點。

Oh, and boys, just one more thing.

哦，孩子們，還有一件事。

I'm going to marry Chef tomorrow.

我明天就要嫁給大廚了。

There's not a goddamn thank you can Dio to call her true form.

沒有一個該死的謝謝你可以迪奧叫她的真身。

Grotesque is an understatement.

怪誕是一種輕描淡寫的說法。

Her eyes become red, her face becomes sunken and she sprouts a giant set of wings with a demonic voice to match.

她的眼睛變得通紅，臉色變得凹陷，長出一雙巨大的翅膀，還有與之相配的妖異聲音。

Chef definitely dodged a bullet when the boys exposed this soul sucking beast.

大廚絕對是躲過了一劫，當男生們暴露了這個吸魂獸。

We're sorry, Chef.

對不起，大廚

We had to do it.

我們必須這樣做。

No, I'm I'm glad you did.

不，我... ...我很高興你做到了。

Children number nine.

九號兒童。

How the NSA collects information.

國家安全局如何收集資訊。

Right this way.

這邊走

Bill, welcome to the NSA main office.

比爾，歡迎來到國家安全局總部。

Ah, yes.

啊，是的。

So this is where the government checks up on its citizens.

所以這就是政府對公民的檢查。

When Cartman sneaks his way into the NSA is a job applicant.

當Cartman潛入NSA的時候，他是一個求職者。

The chief reveals to him the horrifying truth of how they're able to keep tabs on everyone.

首領向他透露了他們如何能夠監視所有人的可怕真相。

The NSA is kidnapped Santa and hooked him up to some sort of supercomputer attaching tubes throughout his body.

國家安全局綁架了聖誕老人，並把他連接到某種超級計算機上，在他的身體上安裝管子。

This is how we know who's a threat and who's not.

這就是我們如何知道誰是威脅，誰不是。

Although this method is cruel, it does make pragmatic senses.

雖然這種方法很殘酷，但確實很務實的感覺。

Santa is able to spy on people and has a lot of information on their behavior.

聖誕老人能夠監視人，掌握了很多人的行為資訊。

But the ends most certainly do not justify the means.

但目的肯定不能證明手段是正確的。

In this case, nobody cares that Santa Claus is hooked up to a big, horrible machine.

在這種情況下，沒有人關心聖誕老人被連接到一個大的，可怕的機器。

I know that the NSA is torturing Santa sweetie, but they're keeping us safe, E Like everybody else, many a child has dreamt of coming face to face with Kris Kringle after this episode, your left singing a very different tune.

我知道國家安全局在折磨聖誕老人，但他們在保護我們的安全，E像其他人一樣，許多孩子都夢想著與Kris Kringle面對面，在這一集之後，你的左邊唱了一個非常不同的曲調。

Number eight Trapper Keeper absorbs Cartman as part of his school supplies for the new year, Cartman gets a state of the art trapper keeper that is not only stylish but can do all kinds of cool things.

八號捕獵者守護者吸收了卡曼作為新一年學習用品的一部分，卡曼得到了一個最先進的捕獵者守護者，它不僅時尚，而且可以做各種很酷的事情。

I don't even know how you made in the fourth grade Out, Goalkeeper.

我都不知道你四年級的時候是怎麼做到的，守門員。

I need to drown out my annoying friend.

我得把我那煩人的朋友淹死。

Please initiate music country high volume.

請啟動音樂鄉村高音量。

Unfortunately, the sophisticated technology proves too much for Cartman and eventually absorbs him going on a rampage to bring about a futuristic Apocalypse way.

不幸的是，複雜的技術證明了卡曼太多，最終吸收他去狂奔，帶來未來主義的啟示方式。

Oh no!

哦，不！

It's heading for Cheyenne Mountain.

它正向夏延山進發。

The part of the episode where Cartman turns into a Trapper Keeper hybrid is an excellent display of body horror.

卡特曼變成捕獵者守護者混血兒的那段劇情，是身體恐怖的絕佳表現。

He transforms into a complete monstrosity with the monotone robot voice and tentacles that grab everything in sight.

他變身為一個完整的怪獸，擁有單調的機器人聲音和觸手，可以抓住一切看到的東西。

I said, get out of my way!

我說："別擋我的路！

Number seven Scott Timmermans Parents Do you like it?

七號斯科特-蒂默曼斯的父母，你喜歡嗎？

Do you like it, Scott?

你喜歡嗎，斯科特？

I call it Mr and Mrs Kinnaman Chili.

我叫它金南先生和金南太太辣椒。

Oh, my God!

哦，我的天！

Oh, my God!

哦，我的天！

You knew this scene would make the list like all great nightmare fuel moments, this moment came totally out of left field the first time the episode aired, we all knew Cartman was vindictive, but we didn't know the depths of his depravity until we saw him feed Scott 10 German, the remains of his parents in a bowl of chili.

你知道這一幕會像所有偉大的噩夢燃料時刻一樣上榜，這一集第一次播出的時候，這一刻完全是出乎意料的，我們都知道卡曼是個報復性的人，但我們不知道他墮落的深度，直到我們看到他用一碗辣椒喂斯科特10個德國人，他父母的遺體。

He then gleefully licks the boy's tears.

然後，他興高采烈地舔著男孩的眼淚。

Let me taste your tears.

讓我嚐嚐你的眼淚。

Get your e.

獲取你的電子。

Think it might be best for us to never piss Cartman off again?

我們最好不要再惹惱Cartman了?

Good call.

說得好

As if Cartman's twisted plan and his cold explanation weren't disturbing enough, he caps off the episode by imitating Porky Pig E.

如果說卡曼扭曲的計劃和他冷酷的解釋還不夠令人不安，那麼他就通過模仿豬八戒來為這一集畫上句號。

It's the cherry on top of a thoroughly stomach churning moment.

這是一個徹底的胃顫動的時刻的櫻桃。

Number six Man, bear pig.

六號人，熊豬。

You see, there is something out there which threatens our very existence on may be the end to the human race as we know it.

你看，有一些東西在外面威脅著我們的生存 可能是我們所知道的人類的末日。

I'm talking, of course, about man bear pig.

當然，我說的是人熊豬。

When we first hear from Al Gore about a creature that's half man, half bear and half pig, the idea sounds pretty silly.

當我們第一次聽到阿爾-戈爾說有一種半人半熊半豬的生物時，這個想法聽起來很傻。

Not to mention a mathematical impossibility.

更何況在數學上是不可能的。

However, upon seeing man bear pig in later episodes, we felt very differently.

然而，當看到後面的劇情中人熊豬時，我們的感覺卻大不相同。

It is downright terrifying.

這簡直太可怕了。

Man.

人。

Bear pig is brutal and unstoppable, and if you should be unlucky enough to get too close.

熊豬是殘暴的，是不可阻擋的，如果你應該不幸離得太近。

It'll rip you in half with ease.

它會輕而易舉地把你撕成兩半。

What is it?

什麼事？

It's like a half man, half bear and half pig.

就像半人半熊半豬。

While it doubles as a metaphor for climate change, this demonic and bloodthirsty monster is also just nightmare fuel in its own right.

雖然它是氣候變化的雙重隱喻，但這種惡魔和嗜血的怪物本身也只是噩夢的燃料。

You wanna believe it's really you go right on ahead.

你想相信這是真的，那你就去吧。

Susan Number five red shirt makes a run for it after a mishap leaves the school bus suspended over a cliff.

蘇珊五號紅衫在一次意外事故後，讓校車停在了懸崖上，讓人跑了起來。

The bus driver, Mrs Crabtree, tells the Children to stay put while she goes off to look for help.

公車司機Crabtree夫人告訴孩子們留在原地，而她去尋找幫助。

To keep the kids on the bus, she warns them that a monster is lurking outside.

為了讓孩子們在公車上，她警告他們，外面潛伏著一個怪物。

Remember, don't get off this bus or a big scary monster.

記住，不要從這輛車上下來，否則就是一個可怕的大怪物。

Well, eight hours later, one of the kids decides to leave the bus, but we know from the color of the kid's shirt, it doesn't look good for him.

好吧，8個小時後，其中一個孩子決定離開公車，但我們從孩子襯衫的顏色上知道，這對他來說不是好事。

Sure enough, the monster is actually really which red shirt kid finds out much too late.

果然，怪物其實真的是哪個紅衫小子發現的，為時已晚。

Holy crap.

我的媽呀

The monster is minimalistic and design, but with its classic horror movie playbook, it still manages to inspire a healthy dose of terror.

這隻怪物雖然設計簡約，但憑藉其經典的恐怖片玩法，還是能激發出健康的恐怖感。

E oh, my God, he's killing Kenny, you bastard!

哦，我的上帝，他殺了肯尼，你這個混蛋！

Number four.

四號

Cartman's sinister plan.

Cartman的陰險計劃。

Hoping to teach Cartman about tolerance, Stan and Kyle trick Cartman into thinking he's become a ginger.

希望教會Cartman如何寬容，Stan和Kyle把Cartman騙到以為他變成了一個姜人。

This is, of course, the term Cartman uses disparagingly towards people with red hair and a fair complexion.

當然，這是卡曼對紅頭髮、膚色白皙的人的蔑稱。

In conclusion, I will leave you with this.

最後，我將向大家介紹一下。

If you think that the ginger problem is not a serious one, think again.

如果你認為生薑問題不嚴重，那就再想想。

This backfires, however, as Carbon instead becomes leader of the gingers and plans to round up the non ginger kids.

然而，這卻適得其反，因為Carbon反而成了gingers的領袖，並計劃圍剿非gingers的孩子。

Now, I am not gonna live my life as a goddamn minority.

現在，我不會再以少數派的身份生活了。

Are you with What does Cartman intend to do with them?

你是不是跟Cartman打算怎麼處置他們？

Let's just say his plan involves cages and lava.

我們只能說他的計劃涉及到籠子和熔岩。

As disturbing as Cartman's machinations are, the rounding up part is equally as creepy.

雖然卡曼的陰謀詭計令人不安，但打圓場的部分同樣令人毛骨悚然。

When the non ginger kids were taken out of their homes in the night, it's truly the stuff of nightmares.

當非姜的孩子在夜裡被帶出家門的時候，那真是噩夢的東西。

What What is it?

什麼是什麼？

It's a little ginger girl.

是個小姜女。

Shut the door!

把門關上！

Oh, number three!

哦，三號！

Kenny's deaths in early seasons.

肯尼在賽季初的死亡。

Kenny met his maker in almost every episode.

肯尼幾乎在每一集都遇到了他的製造者。

Oh my God!

哦，我的天！

They killed Kenny!

他們殺了肯尼！

You bastards!

你們這些混蛋！

This tragedy usually came as a result of a freak accident such as an object falling on him or a wild animal attack.

這種悲劇通常是由於畸形的事故，如物體掉落在他身上或野生動物的攻擊而發生的。

The ways that Kenny met his end were diverse and incredibly graphic, especially since this was happening to a child.

肯尼滿足他的結局的方式是多樣化的，令人難以置信的圖形，特別是這是發生在一個孩子身上。

It's later revealed that Kenny is able to come back to life repeatedly because his parents were once involved with a Catholic cult.

後來才知道，肯尼之所以能夠反覆復活，是因為他的父母曾經參與過天主教邪教。

Oh, that thing.

哦，那個東西。

No, we weren't in that stupid group.

不，我們不在那個愚蠢的小組。

They just used to offer free beer at their meetings so we would go.

他們只是在開會時提供免費啤酒，所以我們會去。

So Kenny's predicament, while worthy of a place on our list even when taking at face value, is actually a nightmare of love, crafty and proportions.

所以，肯尼的困境，雖然即使從表面上看也值得在我們的榜單上佔有一席之地，但實際上是一場愛情、手藝和比例的噩夢。

All right, dude, let's just say you're not crazy and it's true.

好吧，夥計，讓我們只說你沒有瘋，這是真的。

What's the big deal?

有什麼大不了的？

I mean, I think it's pretty cool not to be able to die pretty cool.

我的意思是，我認為這是非常酷的，不能死非常酷。

Number two Cartman closes his eyes.

二號卡曼閉上眼睛。

Struggling to come up with ideas for his Helen Keller musical, Cartman is instructed to close his eyes so we can get inside the head of the famous figure.

卡特曼正在為他的海倫-凱勒音樂劇苦苦思索，他被訓示閉上眼睛，這樣我們就可以進入這位著名人物的腦袋。

Yeah, that's not a bad idea.

是啊，這不是一個壞主意。

Just relax.

放鬆點

Just try to let your mind wander and let the juices flow.

就試著讓自己的心靈去流浪，讓汁液流淌。

From there, we get a window into Cartman's mind, and it's even more disturbing than expected.

從那裡，我們得到了一個瞭解Cartman心靈的窗口，而且比想象中更令人不安。

A montage of images follows from bombs being dropped and the Hindenburg crashing to various other examples of misery, cruelty and disaster, all shown with eerie music in the background.

從炸彈投下、興登堡號墜毀到其他各種苦難、殘酷和災難的例子，蒙太奇式的畫面隨之而來，背景音樂陰森恐怖。

None of it phases Cartman, however, as it's all just a day in the mind of this twisted young man.

然而，這一切都沒有影響到Cartman，因為這一切只是這個扭曲的年輕人心中的一天。

Oh, man.

哦，夥計。

Well, did you see anything?

那麼，你看到什麼了嗎？

No, just the same old crap I always see when I close my eyes for the rest of us.

不，只是同樣的老廢話，我總是看到當我閉上眼睛我們其他人。

These images air some of the last things we want to think about before drifting off to sleep Before we unveil our topic.

在我們揭開主題之前，這些圖片播出了一些我們在昏昏欲睡之前想要思考的最後事情。

Here's a fume or honorable mentions that air.

這裡有一個煙霧或榮譽稱號，空氣。

Definitely nightmare inducing Cartman's Ritalin hallucinations, these Christina Aguilera monsters still haunt us.

絕對是誘發卡曼的利他林幻覺的噩夢，這些克里斯蒂娜-阿奎萊拉的怪物仍然困擾著我們。

You guys see that?

你們看到了嗎？

See what?

看到什麼？

Randy?

蘭迪？

Deep sixes, Winnie the Pooh.

深六，小熊維尼。

This would make any kid cry stunt gone wrong.

這會讓任何一個孩子哭的特技出錯。

Who would watch this?

誰會看這個？

Oh, my God.

哦，我的上帝。

They killed Kenny.

他們殺了肯尼。

Sort of.

算是吧

Yeah, they kind of killed Kenny's look alike.

是啊 他們把Kenny的長相給毀了

You bastards!

你們這些混蛋！

Tom and Mary, they were left toe literally rot in jail.

湯姆和瑪麗，他們被留在監獄裡腐爛。

Didn't we ever released?

我們不是曾經放生過嗎？

Um, I forgot all about him.

嗯，我都忘了他。

Me too.

我也是

Oh, my God.

哦，我的上帝。

Officer Bar Brady.

Bar Brady警官

You never had Tom and Mary in the cell.

你從來沒有把湯姆和瑪麗關在牢房裡。

I didn't know.

我不知道。

No.

不知道

In fact, they never came to South Park.

事實上，他們從未來過南方公園。

We've never heard of them.

我們從來沒有聽說過他們。

Oh, sure, I feel a lot better than before.

哦，當然，我感覺比以前好多了。

We continue.

我們繼續。

Be sure to subscribe to our channel and ring the bell to get notified about our latest videos.

請務必訂閱我們的頻道，並按鈴獲得我們最新的視頻通知。

You have the option to be notified for occasional videos or all of them.

您可以選擇通知您不定期的視頻或所有的視頻。

If you're on your phone, make sure you go into your settings and switch on notifications.

如果你在手機上，請確保你進入設置並打開通知。

Number one.

第一。

Woodland Critters.

林地小動物。

It's almost time when the time is here.

時候到了，時間也差不多了。

The time.

時候。

That's only once a year.

那是一年只有一次。

We can hardly wait because it's so near a woodland creator Chris.

我們幾乎等不及了，因為它是如此接近林地的創造者克里斯。

In this Christmas special, the woodland critters look wholesome and cute.

在這個聖誕特輯中，林地裡的小動物們看起來健康又可愛。

But because this is South Park, there's obviously got to be a catch.

但因為這是《南方公園》，所以顯然有一個陷阱。

Well, it turns out that they're all a bunch of devil worshippers who want to usher in a new dark age by summoning the anti Christ with the anti Christ.

好吧，原來他們都是一群魔鬼崇拜者，他們想通過召喚反基督與反基督來開創一個新的黑暗時代。

You said she was giving birth to your savior.

你說她生的是你的救世主。

Yes, to the son of our Lord Satan, Prince of Darkness.

是的，我們的主撒旦的兒子，黑暗的王子。

This reveal comes completely out of nowhere, leaving the viewer stunned.

這個揭祕完全是突如其來，讓觀眾驚呆了。

All of a sudden, the woodland critters don't look so cute anymore.

突然間，林地裡的小動物們看起來不再那麼可愛了。

This episode turns up the intensity when the critters engage in ritualistic sacrifice and use their demonic powers.

這一集，當小動物們進行儀式化的祭祀，並使用他們的妖力時，劇情就會變得更加激烈。

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你同意我們的選擇嗎？

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