Do you have the guts to say that's crazy?

你有膽量說這是瘋話嗎？

Yeah, sure, I'll be brave.

是的，當然，我會勇敢的。

No, it's It's not crazy.

不，這不是瘋狂。

It actually could be.

其實可能是。

Look, it's crazy that he's this good.

你看，這是瘋了，他是這麼好。

Now.

現在就去

It's crazy that Tom Brady left the team.

湯姆-布雷迪離開球隊真是太瘋狂了。

I root for at 42 I was kind of sad about it, and I had a watch him win another Super Bowl.

我在42歲的時候支持我是一種悲傷，我有一個看著他再次贏得超級碗。

That's crazy.

那是瘋狂的。

It shouldn't be that way.

不應該是這樣的。

He would be 48 in five years, which is how old, I believe George Bland of the oldest person to play in the NFL.

他將在五年內48歲，這是多老，我相信喬治-布蘭德的最老的人在NFL玩。

Waas.

華斯。

So I can tell that it's like a number he's probably aiming for because it's a record and he wants toe have all of those.

所以我可以告訴你，這就像一個數字，他可能的目標，因為這是一個記錄，他希望有所有這些。

But if you listen to what you Sean said, the quote waas, he can play another five years just because not only just the talent or the big arm and all that, it's just like he gets it.

但如果你聽你肖恩說的，報價瓦斯，他可以再打五年，只是因為不僅是天賦或者大臂之類的，就像他懂的一樣。

He gets it.

他明白了。

That's the quote, which to me sounds like a guy who's in love.

這句話，在我聽來就像一個談戀愛的人。

He's just very, very grateful for the fact that he didn't play a single snap, and he got a second Super Bowl ring, the first of which he didn't play a single snap.

他只是非常非常感激，他沒有打過一次球，他得到了第二枚超級碗戒指，其中第一枚戒指他沒有打過。

He's just like it sounds like he's in a brand new relationship.

他就像聽起來像是在談一場全新的戀愛。

He's way too over the top there in the honeymoon stage, and he's like, Look, we just have these conversations like sometimes we just talk for, like, four hours and 30 minutes E love that Katie and I think it's a great point, But I also think if we're gonna parse words a little bit here, he did say play.

他在蜜月期的時候太誇張了 他說，聽著，我們只是在哈拉，有時候我們會聊上4小時30分鐘 我喜歡凱蒂的說法，我覺得這是個很好的觀點，但我也覺得，如果我們要在這裡稍微解析一下的話，他確實說了玩。

He didn't necessarily say Keep winning Super Bowls as in three out of the next five or anything crazy like that.

他不一定會說繼續贏得超級碗，因為在接下來的5個超級碗中，有3個超級碗或類似的瘋狂。

So I'll be the person, say, Yeah, we'll probably be out there.

所以，我會是一個人，說，是的，我們可能會在那裡。

I don't know that he's gonna keep winning, Not because Tom Brady isn't fantastic, but at some point the rest of the league has to catch up.

我不知道他是否會一直贏下去 不是因為湯姆・布雷迪不出色 而是在某些時候聯盟的其他球隊必須追趕上來。

I mean, alright, did it go to Tampa?

我是說，好吧，它去坦帕了嗎？

Add water.

加入水。

Bruce Arians.

布魯斯-阿里安斯。

Diverse staff.

多樣化的工作人員。

We love it.

我們喜歡它。

All right, that's enough.

好了，夠了。

Somebody break the microwave.

有人打破了微波爐。

The instant formula can't keep her.

速成的奶粉留不住她。

You're new here, and I could tell because you just doubted Tom Brady's ability to keep defying expectations and playing and succeeding beyond whatever year we've assigned as his last one, which we've now done, I believe for the last six years or so it's fine.

你是新來的，我看出來了，因為你剛剛懷疑湯姆-布雷迪的能力，不管我們把他的最後一年指定為什麼年，他都能繼續不負眾望，打出成績，取得成功，現在我們已經做到了，我相信在過去六年左右的時間裡，這是很好的。

Your new I get it.

你是新來的，我明白了。

I just I don't want bad things that happen to you like they have happened to me for the last six years or so When I keep saying at some point by the time always catches that Father Time is undefeated, which is a very original thing that I keep trotting out every year on Lee to have Tom Brady stomp all over my analysis.

我只是我不希望糟糕的事情發生在你身上，就像他們在過去六年多的時間裡發生在我身上一樣當我一直說在某些時候由時間總是抓住父親時間是不敗的，這是一個非常原始的事情，我每年都會在李上繼續 trotting出來，讓湯姆布雷迪踩在我的分析上。

So, no, I'm not going to be the person who has the onions to say he couldn't play until 48 and LaShawn McCoy might be in love.

所以，不，我不會成為那個有洋蔥的人，說他不能打到48歲，拉肖恩-麥考伊可能會戀愛。

Or he might also be talking about like when he says he gets it.

或者他也可能是在說像他說他懂的時候。

What he gets is I can keep playing quarterback while amounting to 0.2 of a yard per scramble for the season, meaning I can literally almost not move it all.

他得到的是我可以繼續打四分衛，而本賽季每次拼搶的碼數相當於0.2碼，也就是說，我可以從字面上看，幾乎動都不動。

And as long as this arm still does this and this brain still read, the defense is better than anybody else.

而只要這個胳膊還能做到這一點，這個腦子還能讀懂，防守就比誰都強。

I'm good, Sarah.

我很好，莎拉。

We cannot let Monica is dangling the breeze like that.

我們不能讓莫妮卡這樣吊兒郎當的。

Monica, I'm going to join you because I know Sarah's very hurt and scared Katie Self evidently extraordinarily hurt and scared by Tom Brady.

莫妮卡，我要加入你的行列，因為我知道莎拉很受傷，很害怕 凱蒂-索爾弗顯然被湯姆-布拉迪傷得特別重，特別害怕。

I know Tom Brady likes to make these, like, mixtape compilations of people doubting him.

我知道湯姆・布雷迪喜歡做這些，比如，人們懷疑他的混音帶彙編。

He just released one after he won this recent Super Bowl.

他在最近的這個超級碗奪冠後，剛剛發佈了一個。

So I'm going to do the yeah, brave thing here, and I'm going to say Tom Brady, despite the fact that I am sitting in front of you in front of a bunk bed, I'm going to declare that in 2026 you will not be playing well.

所以我要在這裡做一個是的，勇敢的事情，我要說湯姆-布雷迪，儘管我坐在你面前的雙層床前，但我要宣佈，在2026年，你將不會有好的表現。

Put this sound in your mix tape, if you dare.

把這個聲音放在你的混音帶裡，如果你敢的話。

2026.

2026.

You're 48 years old.

你已經48歲了

You're gonna be terrible.

你會變得很糟糕。

CNN five years.

CNN五年來。

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