You look exactly like your picture.

你和你的照片一模一樣

You're kind of thicker, More robust.

你是那種更粗壯，更健壯。

Thank you.

謝謝你了

Compliment.

讚美。

You look a little bit like Antonio Banderas.

你看起來有點像安東尼奧・班德拉斯。

If I squint really hard, please squint all night.

如果我真的很努力地眯著眼睛，請你眯一晚上。

Great, Chelsea, You're Kelsey.

太好了，切爾西，你是凱爾西。

I'm saying that's all right.

我說的是沒關係。

What's your name again?

你叫什麼名字來著？

It's Jake.

我是傑克

Sorry about that.

抱歉

So, what do you do?

那麼，你是怎麼做的？

Oh, I'm studying toe work in the city.

哦，我在城市裡學習腳趾頭工作。

I wanna make Staten Island like a great place again.

我想讓史坦頓島再次成為一個偉大的地方。

Staten Island already Cool he's talking about.

史坦頓島已經酷他說的。

Yeah, it is.

是的，它是。

Yeah.

是啊。

Yeah.

是啊。

The first person here to say that.

這裡第一個說這話的人。

Oh, no, no, no.

哦，不，不，不。

It's the best place on earth.

這是世界上最好的地方。

Well, at least on the East Coast, I think.

嗯，至少在東海岸，我想。

Excuse me.

對不起，請原諒

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Hey, hey.

嘿，嘿。

Hello?

喂？

Hey.

嘿嘿

Hey.

嘿嘿

Would you guys like, still or sparkling water?

你們想要，靜水還是氣泡水？

Um, you pick.

嗯，你選。

I'm more of a sparkling guy.

我更喜歡喝閃閃發光的酒。

So sparkling it is.

所以閃閃發光的是。

But I do like tequila, So if I get just a patrol with a rock, that's fine.

但我喜歡龍舌蘭酒，所以如果我只是帶著石頭巡邏，那就好了。

Yeah, that's fine.

是的，這很好。

Cool.

爽啊

I prefer tequila, tequila and rock.

我更喜歡龍舌蘭酒，龍舌蘭酒和搖滾。

You guys want, like warm bread or olive oil?

你們想要，像熱麵包或橄欖油？

One breast.

一個乳房。

Oh, okay.

哦，好吧。

Grow.

增長。

Did you scare off another customer?

你是不是又嚇跑了一個顧客？

What's wrong with you?

你怎麼了？

I'm so sorry about that he has, like nepotism, you know?

我很抱歉，他有，像裙帶關係，你知道嗎？

Is that a disease?

那是一種病嗎？

Yeah, it's a bad one.

是的，這是一個壞的。

I brought that guy here to make you jealous.

我帶那個傢伙來這裡是為了讓你嫉妒。

You could give a fuck to make me.

你可以給他媽的讓我。

Don't seem jealous or upset at all.

一點也不要顯得嫉妒或不高興。

I do care.

我很在意

Of course I care.

我當然關心。

I chose the hottest guy on tinder.

我選擇了火柴上最熱門的人。

Look at me.

看著我

Look at me.

看著我

Look at my tits.

看我的奶子。

There's literally the Eiffel Tower is holding them up in here.

這裡簡直就是埃菲爾鐵塔在支撐著他們。

Look.

你看

Great.

厲害

Thank you.

謝謝你了

Please don't cry here.

請不要在這裡哭泣。

You look awful.

你看起來很糟糕。

What do you mean?

什麼意思？

What did your skin looks see through in circles around your eyes?

你的皮膚在眼圈裡是怎麼看出來的？

It's so dark.

太黑了

You living an anorexic panda?

你過著厭食的熊貓生活？

Well, I know, I know.

嗯，我知道，我知道。

You always look sick and pale like you have a disease, but you don't know it yet, but you literally look like if I touch to you just turned to dust.

你總是一副病懨懨的樣子，臉色蒼白得像得了病，但你還不知道，但你的樣子簡直就像如果我碰你一下，你就會變成灰燼。

I'm sorry.

我很抱歉

I'm not doing very well.

我做得不是很好。

I'm not, you know.

我不是，你知道的。

What do I tell your date?

我怎麼跟你的約會對象說？

Don't tell him to fuck up.

別叫他亂來

I met him 10 minutes ago.

我10分鐘前見過他

He's a deejay.

他是一個DJ。