Name: 克里斯-洛克即興參觀白宮 - "深夜與柯南-奧布萊恩"。 (Chris Rock Got An Impromptu Tour Of The White House - "Late Night With Conan O'Brien")
Uploaded: 2021-02-18T18:45:31.000Z
Duration: 4 min 52 s

back back sitting here with Mr Chris Rock, everybody.

和克里斯-洛克先生一起坐在這裡，各位。

They stood for me to It was very embarrassing.

It's a great idea for a movie and head of state.

這是個不錯的主意，拍電影和國家元首。

A weird plane accident cause they used a cell phone on a plane.

一個奇怪的飛機事故，因為他們在飛機上用手機。

Eso because, you know what happened to use the cell phone, right?

埃索因為，你知道用手機是怎麼回事吧？

So the party knowing that they're gonna lose because they're running against an incumbent who happens to be a war hero, And Sharon Stone's cousin, uh, decides we have to find a fall guy a patsy, and they choose May Chris Rock, first black guy to run for president, you know, And, uh, since no one will run with my black ass, uh, be my running man to choose my big brother who's played by Bernie Mac.

所以，黨知道他們會輸，因為他們的對手是現任總統，而他恰好是個戰爭英雄，而莎朗-斯通的表弟，呃，決定我們必須找一個替罪羊，他們選擇了梅-克里斯-洛克，第一個競選總統的黑人，你知道，呃，因為沒有人願意和我的黑屁股一起競選，呃，做我的競選人，選擇我的大哥，由伯尼-麥克扮演。

Have you thought about in preparing for this role?

在準備這個角色的時候，你有沒有想過？

Do you think about what you would do if you were president?

你想過如果你是總統你會怎麼做嗎？

Any laws you might enact when he steps, you might take steps I would take I would I get a new secretary of Defense.

如果他走了，你可能會頒佈任何法律，你可能會採取步驟，我會採取，我會得到一個新的國防部長。

It would be a Suge Knight That, uh yeah, no one's gonna mess with us if Suge Knight is running things Should Night was the Secretary of Defense.

這將是一個蘇格-奈特那，呃，是的，如果蘇格-奈特是運行的事情，沒有人會惹我們應該夜是國防部長。

Any ideas for, like, poet laureate who that poet laureate would be?

有什麼想法，比如，桂冠詩人會是誰？

Did you ever get to take it into the sites?

當你在那裡的時候，我去了周圍。

Actually, I was hanging out in front because the hotel was It was like a block away.

事實上，我在前面閒逛，因為酒店離這裡只有一個街區。

Chilling was looking at it just like any tourist just looking through the fence That's the White House.

寒冰就像其他遊客一樣隔著柵欄看，那是白宮。

我想他們可以把這個放在嬰兒床上。

You won't see the White House Sure brings me in.

你不會看到白宮的，當然會讓我進來。

That seems like it just seems like kind of a security breach.

這看起來就像是一種安全漏洞。

It is kind of a I mean, what if sometimes he's wrong?

這是一種我的意思是，如果有時他錯了怎麼辦？

What if he thinks somebody is a celebrity right here?

如果他認為有人是這裡的名人呢？

Can't have Todd Bridges running around the White House.

不能讓託德-布里奇斯在白宮裡跑來跑去。

And I was in the White House now, and I you know, they don't have tours anymore.

而我現在在白宮，我... ...你知道，他們沒有旅遊了。

So the president there did this lax, you know?

所以，總統在那裡做了這個寬鬆，你知道嗎？

So I'm walking around drawers on the floor.

所以我在地板上走來走去的抽屜。

So you get this stuff out of here, man, the hell is going on.

所以你把這些東西拿出來，夥計，這到底是怎麼回事。

Someone's gonna talk to the security guard.

I don't think this is the way it should be done.

I was in there eating, you know, eating the president's jello, right?

我在裡面吃，你知道，吃總統的果凍，對吧？

Didn't you meet with any presidents to sort of understand the nature of what it's like to be a president.

你難道沒有和任何總統見面，以瞭解當總統的本質。

I met Jimmy Carter, where you met him at B E P.

我見過吉米-卡特，你在B E P見過他。

Of all places I was walking into BT, doing black stuff, and, uh, it's still that's where they do black stuff.

在所有的地方，我走到BT，做黑色的東西，和，呃，這仍然是他們做黑色的東西的地方。

I can't tell you about that now, but I'm still waiting for that call.

我現在不能告訴你，但我還在等那個電話。

然後我遇到了一個遇到了布什總統的老爺子。

He was all right, but he thought I was Spike Lee E a a right.

他沒事，但他認為我是斯派克-李-E-a-a-權利。

是啊，然後我遇到了一個，呃，他是在。

On, uh, I met a Clinton Clinton a couple of times.

在，呃，我見過克林頓克林頓幾次。

What's I I've like, I got to perform for him once, but never really got toe talk to him.

我... ...我曾經為他表演過一次，但從來沒有真正和他交談過。

呃，他是一個很酷，很酷的傢伙，男人。

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