7 problems anyone with a baby-face will understand.

7個有娃娃臉的人感同身受的問題

Bouncers are your ultimate enemy.

夜店保鑣是永遠的敵人

I can’t accept this. It’s fake.

抱歉，這是假的，我不能讓你進去

But it’s me. This is me.

可是這是我啊，真的是我

Yeah, thank you. Next please.

是喔，謝謝。下一個!

I…but this is what I got when I…You're not honest.

我...可我就是長這樣啊...請說實話

Everyone assumes you're the intern.

大家都覺得你是實習生

Hey Zack. Hi.

嗨，查克。嗨

Would you mind making 12 copies of this? Great, thanks. No I…..(sigh)

可以幫我印12份這個嗎?謝囉!不，我...(嘆氣)

And the coffee’s running low.

對了，咖啡也快沒囉

Constant culture shock.

製造驚嚇

(movie)It’s got everything. Blah blah.

(電影)它什麼元素都有了。Blah blah

Yeah, I’ve seen it…when I was in theaters.

我有看過啊，在電影院裡

Wait, how old are you?

等等，你幾歲了?

You overcompensate to seem your age.

努力嘗試穿的老一點

Hello. I’m an adult.

嗨，我是個大人

Hello, nice to meet you, sir.

你好，很開心見到你，先生

Kids in the Twitter. Am I right? Don’t ask me.

Twitter上的小孩照，對吧?別問我

Dating your own age is nearly impossible.

和同年約會幾乎不可能

Ay baby, looks like we need a date for prom. Ahhhhhh...

嘿，寶貝，看來我們該去約個會為舞會準備囉。啊啊啊...

You know I was thinking, um, you know, you and I, we should grab a drink sometime. Maybe.

你知道，我在想，恩，你懂的，你跟我，我們改天可以去喝一杯。大概吧

You’re so cute. Thanks. What…

你真可愛，謝謝!嗄...

Getting this comment EVERY SINGLE DAY.

每天都會有人對你這樣說

Oh, you’re gonna be great for look like that when you’re 40.Trust me.

等你40歲穿這樣一定很棒，相信我

Well, that will be great when you get older you know. You’re like wrong age. Yeah, yeah, I heard that a lot.

嗯，妳老一點再這樣穿會更棒，現在就有點穿錯了。是啊，我聽多了

You’ll keep distinguishing like a fine wine, like Clooney!

你會一直帥下去的，好酒沉甕底嘛，就像克隆尼那樣!

Good genes, right? I…hopefully I think so.

好基因，不是嗎?我...我想也是

But luckily, you're not alone.

還好，你不孤單

Hey. Hey.

嘿。嘿

See the new guy? Yeah, total baby-face.

看到新人了嗎?對啊，完全娃娃臉

I know, I’m so glad I don’t look like that. Tell me about it.

知道，還好我不是長那樣。那還用說

Hey. Oh hey. How’s it going?

嗨。喔嗨。還好嗎?

Welcome to office. Welcome, and you’ll love it here.(sigh)

歡迎你來上班。你會喜歡這裡的(嘆氣)

Any weekend plans? Nothing.

周末有計畫嗎?還沒

I was at the Ralph's so they carded me. Am I? It’s nice to feel young.

我到賣場買酒被檢查證件。年輕真好啊