That's an exiting entrance.

那是一個令人難忘的入口。

Thank you very much. Thank you.

謝謝你，非常感謝你。謝謝你。

You came out here and you just took control.

你來到這裡，你就控制了局面。

I don't care, I don't care.

我不在乎，我不在乎。

I don't care.

我不在乎。

I don't care, care, care, uh.

我不在乎，在乎，在乎，呃。

(Conan laughs)

（柯南笑）

I don't know what the rest of the words are.

我不知道剩下的字是什麼。

It doesn't matter I guess.

我想，這並不重要。

That was incredible.

這真是不可思議。

You look, you look fantastic.

你看，你看起來棒極了。

Thank you

謝謝你了

I haven't seen you in a little while

我有一陣子沒見過你了

you, man, this is, look at your, your hair

你，夥計，這是，看看你，你的頭髮。

has gotten, uh, very long.

已經得到了，呃，很長。

Let it go, let it go a little bit. Yeah.

讓它去，讓它去一點點。對啊

Is this for a part that you grew it out like that?

這是為你這樣長出來的部分嗎？

No, but there's a part in it.

沒有，但也有一部分在裡面。

I always make sure that there's a part in my hair.

我總是確保我的頭髮有一個部分。

Very nice. Very nicely done.

很好，做得很好非常好的完成。

Yeah. I just felt like growing it out, you know

是的，我只是想把它長出來，你知道嗎？

feeling free as the breeze, you know, I just love it.

感覺像微風一樣自由， 你知道，我只是喜歡它。

I love it.

我喜歡它。

I love, I love long hair, you know?

我喜歡，我喜歡長髮，你知道嗎？

(piano music)

(鋼琴曲)

♪ Gimme it down to there, hair ♪

給我它到那裡，發

♪ Shoulder length and longer ♪

肩長和長

♪ Here baby, there mama ♪

這裡的寶貝，有媽媽

♪ Everywhere, yeah daddy ♪

到處，是的爸爸

♪ Hair, hair, hair, hair ♪

頭髮，頭髮，頭髮，頭髮

♪ Hair, hair, hair ♪

頭髮，頭髮，頭髮

♪ Flowing, flowing, long as I keep growing my ♪

流動的，流動的，只要我繼續成長的我的

♪ Hair, hair ♪

頭髮，頭髮

That was incredible, how are we doing?

太不可思議了，我們怎麼樣了？

(Conan laughs)

（柯南笑）

I was stuck, I was stuck.

我被卡住了，我被卡住了。

You were going to hold that for a long time,

你本來要憋很久的。

if I didn't get you out of it.

如果我沒有把你救出來的話。

I would've been there forever.

我將會永遠在那裡。

Yeah.

是啊。

Locked in a time warp.

被鎖在時空穿梭機裡。

Oh that was ah, that was incredible.

哦，那是啊，那是不可思議的。

Not many guests do that out of nowhere.

沒有多少客人會突然這樣做。

I've always wanted to do that.

我一直想這樣做。

Yeah. You've always wanted to do that.

是啊，你一直想這麼做。你一直想這樣做。

Yep, yeah, just worked it out with the band

是的，是的，只是工作了它與樂隊。

before I came out here.

在我來這裡之前

(Conan laughs)

（柯南笑）

Someone should tell me.

應該有人告訴我。

(fist slams desk)

（拳頭砸桌子）

Well, no, it's very good to have you

哦，不，有你在真好。

on the show and it's really always fun talking

在節目中，它真的總是很有趣的談話。

to you and you know, it's interesting,

對你來說，你知道，這很有趣。

I think people have this perception

我想大家都有這樣的認知

of you is just being the, you know, funny, crazy guy.

你只是作為，你知道， 有趣的，瘋狂的傢伙。

They think they know me.

他們認為他們認識我。

Yeah, yeah, exactly.

是啊，是啊，沒錯。

Exactly. And then you snap at them

就是這樣。然後你就對他們大發雷霆

like that and then they get scared.

這樣，然後他們就會害怕。

Exactly, exactly.

沒錯，沒錯。

No, but you know, it's funny.

不，但你知道，這很有趣。

They try to feed me. (growling)

他們試圖餵我。（咆哮）

(Conan laughs)

（柯南笑）

Next thing you know, I'm up on the car,

接下來，我就上了車。

breaking the window.

破窗而出。

Yeah. But you know, you're,

是啊，但你知道，你...但你知道，你是。

you're deeper than that.

你比這更深。

Like, I know you're into a lot of reading.

就像，我知道你很喜歡讀書。

What are you reading these days?

你最近在看什麼？

What are you studying?

你在學什麼？

What are you in to?

你在做什麼？

I got to tell you I love, I absolutely love reading.

我得告訴你，我愛，我絕對愛讀書。

I love, I'm a huge reader.

我喜歡，我是個大讀者。

And when I pick up something, I just can't put it down.

而當我拿起什麼東西時，我就是放不下。

You know, like quantum physics

你知道，像量子物理學

that's my favorite.

這是我的最愛。

(audience laughs)

（觀眾笑）

Quantum physics?

量子物理學？

Yeah, yeah.

是啊，是啊。

Like what, what are you talking about?

像什麼，你在說什麼？

Quantum physics like, what?

量子物理學喜歡，什麼？

Well, I was just reading this

嗯，我剛才讀到這個

incredible paper on the Stochastic phase shifting

關於隨機相移的不可思議的論文。

of a parametrical driven electron and Penning trap.

的參數驅動電子和潘寧陷阱。

And apparently, uh, a bistability arises dynamically

很顯然，呃，雙穩態是動態出現的。

in this specific parametrically driven systems

在這個特定的參數驅動系統中的

because the phase sigh

因為相嘆

of the electron steady state oscillation, can

的電子穩態振盪，可以。

either have the two values separated

要麼將兩個值分開

by pi.

由pi。

Yeah, yeah, that's crazy.

是啊，是啊，這太瘋狂了。

You know, you, that was amazing. You know,

你知道，你，這是驚人的。你知道，你..,

(audience shouts)

（觀眾喊）

That's great, that was incredible.

太好了，太不可思議了。

Cause you know, it's funny.

因為你知道，這很有趣。

What shocks me about an electron and a Penning trap is

電子和潘寧陷阱讓我震驚的是：

that most amplitude collapses are accompanied

大多數振幅崩潰伴隨著

by a phase flip, given that the rate

由相位翻轉，給定速率為

of escape from the track, it depends exponentially

逃出軌道的可能性，它成倍地取決於......。

upon an activation energy, E is the diffusion constant D

激活能時，E為擴散常數D。

approaches T sub N and Rowe approaches Epsilon

逼近T子N，羅逼近Epsilon。

to the negative E over D.

到負E過D。

Absolutely. Absolutely.

絕對的絕對的。

Yeah.

是啊。

No question there.

沒有問題。

We talked about this.

我們談過這個問題。

Of course, it's a no brainer.

當然，這是一個不小的難題。

Hey Conan, I don't know about that Conan.

嘿，柯南，我不知道那個柯南。

Have you considered

你有沒有考慮過

that the parametric driving force excites a nearly

參數驅動力激發了一個近乎 "無 "的 "無"。

resonant electron oscillation that the drive frequency

共振電子振盪的驅動頻率

Omega sub D over three equals on mega sub Z plus Epsilon.

歐米茄子D過三等分於mega子Z加Epsilon。

It's a classic example of the period doubling

這是一個典型的時期加倍的例子

that occurs when a linear oscillator is strongly driven.

當線性振盪器受到強烈驅動時，會出現。

(audience laughs)

（觀眾笑）

Max, did you just say that the Omega sub D

麥克斯，你剛才說歐米茄潛艇D

over three equals Omega sub Z plus Epsilon?

過三等於Omega子Z加Epsilon?

Yeah.

是啊。

(Conan laughs)

（柯南笑）

It's actually Omega sub D

其實是歐米茄子D

over two equals Omega sub Z plus Epsilon, what?

過二等於Omega子Z加Epsilon，什麼？

(audience laughs)

（觀眾笑）

Wow Max, Max you know nothing about quantum physics.

哇，麥克斯，麥克斯你對量子物理學一無所知。

You're right.

你是對的

Ass.

屁股。

(audience laughs)

（觀眾笑）

It's lonely over here.

這裡很孤獨

(Conan laughs)

（柯南笑）

Lonely man.

孤獨的人。

It certainly is.

這當然是。

All right, we're going to take a break.

好了，我們要休息一下。

We have a lot to talk about.

我們有很多事情要談。

We haven't scratched the surface.

我們還沒有觸及到表面。

Get outta here.

離開這裡。

More with Jim Carrey when we come back,

等我們回來的時候，會有更多吉姆-凱瑞的消息。

stick around.

堅持下去。