I said next!

我說，下一個！

Why am I alive?

為什麼我還活著？

Cream cheese is cheese?

奶油起司是起司嗎？

Wait, do you still want to know...

等一下，你還是想知道。。。

Avocado pit huge, why?

鳄梨核很大，為什麼？

Okay, don't speak in these weird haikus.

不要用奇怪的俳句說話。

How to tell if pregnant?

要怎麼判斷是否懷孕了？

Oh boy.

天啊

How to tell if...

要怎麼判斷如果

daughter is pregnant?

女兒懷孕了？

Jennifer!

Jennifer!

Local mosque, Seattle.

本地的清真寺，西雅圖。

NSA, don't mind me.

國家安全局，不要管我。

How to pronounce Dogecoin?

Dogecoin要怎麼發音？

According to Google Maps, there's a number of......

根據谷歌地圖，有很多。。。

Security,

保全

Can you please.....

你能不能

Not blackmail.

不是黑函

Oh, excuse me.

噢，不好意思

No, come on in.

不不不，進來吧

Today is Jackson Pollock's birthday,

今天是Jackson Pollock的生日

So we're celebrating his particular style of painting.

所以我們正在慶祝他獨特的畫畫風格

Why fart smell?

為什麼屁是臭的？

One of the important painters of all time, and you want to know why fart smell.

有史以來重要的畫家之一，而你想要知道為什麼屁是臭的

So there you go.

給

Flight to Washington.

去華盛頓的飛機

Bank transfer all money to Dogecoin, how?

銀行把所有的錢都轉換成狗幣，怎麼做的？

Okay, glass, search "avoid being bullied for wearing Google glass."

好，眼鏡，搜尋「避免因為帶谷歌眼鏡被取笑」

Flight to Washington State.

去華盛頓州的飛機

I knew you made that mistake.

我就知道妳寫錯了

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I think your F key is stuck!

我認為你的F鍵卡住了！

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Why Logitech shaped like an orange slice?

為什麼羅技的型狀像個橘子片？

You're so wrong, dumbass!

你絕對錯了笨蛋！

We'll see.

走著瞧。

Groundhogs Day or Groundhog Day?

Groundhogs Day還是Groundhog Day？

Groundhog Day.

Groundhog Day.

OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

哈！

Haircut place, bald cut.

理髮店，剃光頭！

Terror pictures.

恐怖主義的圖片

Oh, sorry, terrier pictures.

噢，對不起，是小獵犬的圖片

Hey man, let me do my job alright?

這位同志，讓我做我的工作行不行？

Fxxk you.

Fxxk you.

Can sue for screen door injured?

因為紗門而受傷可以起訴嗎？

Where to buy pet Russian dolphin?

去哪裡買俄羅斯的寵物海豚？

Why do my fart smell?

為什麼我的屁是臭的？

Tent.

帳棚

Going on camping, huh?

要去露營是吧？

Tentacle Hentai

觸手色情片

Oh come on!

你耍我啊！

Open for business everyone!

我們在營業中，大家！

Come on in!It's awesome in here!

進來吧！這裡很棒的！

Soon, they'll come soon.

很快的，他們很快就會來了。