The quiz.

測驗。

Are you ready?

你準備好了嗎？

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Just buzzing by yelling your name if you know the answer.

知道答案的話就大喊自己的名字，嗡嗡作響。

Number one.

第一。

What historical figures.

什麼歷史人物。

Swang and Wang was described by a Time magazine journalist in 1927 as a quote maltreated strip of buckskin shoelace.

1927年，《時代》雜誌記者將Swang和Wang描述為一條報價瘐條的鹿皮鞋帶。

Wait a minute.

等一下

Can I hear the question?

我能聽到這個問題嗎？

What?

什麼？

Historical figures Swang in Wang was described by a Time magazine journalist in 1927 as a maltreated strip of buckskin shoelaces.

歷史人物王中瑞在1927年被《時代》雜誌記者描述為一條被虐待的鹿皮鞋帶。

Is it Rasputin, Napoleon, Prince Albert or Vladimir Lenin?

是拉斯普京、拿破崙、阿爾伯特親王還是弗拉基米爾-列寧？

Oh, it would be.

哦，會的。

I'm going to say Sona, Sona, Lenin Incorrect.

我要說的是索納，索納，列寧不對。

I'm gonna say Napoleon Napoleon is correct.

我想說拿破崙拿破崙是正確的。

All right.

好吧，我知道了

One point, they they actually claim toe have Napoleon's Penis.

有一點，他們... ...他們居然聲稱有拿破崙的陰莖。

That's right.

是的

The others would not be available for inspection.

其他的人就不方便檢查了。

Whereas I think Napoleon's would be My understanding is actually like a book sellers keep in mind.

而我認為拿破崙的會是我的理解，其實就像一個賣書的人牢牢記住。

Ah, lot of this research is rumor based, but for our purposes, who cares?

啊，這些研究很多都是基於謠言，但對於我們的目的，誰在乎呢？

You know, it's not only owned Napoleon's Penis by a bookseller.

你知道嗎，這不僅是一個書商擁有的《拿破崙的陰莖》。

Did you know this?

你知道嗎？

It's used as a bookmark.

它是作為一個書籤使用的。

Yeah.

是啊。

Explain.

解釋一下。

Yeah.

是啊。

When this guy is reading 50 shades of gray and he gets to a he's tired and he wants to just turn in for the night.

當這傢伙在讀《五十度灰》的時候，他累了，想睡覺了。

He puts Napoleon's Penis into the book and shuts it after he uses it to floss his teeth.

他把《拿破崙的陰莖》放進書裡，用它來剔牙後就關上了。

Okay, next question.

好吧，下一個問題。

What did you see?

你看到了什麼？

Oh, how can you go too far on Big Dick history?

呵呵，對大屌歷史怎麼能走得太遠呢？

You know what you can and you just did.

你知道你能做什麼，你剛剛也做了。

It's an achievement.

這是一個成就。

Using a dick is flawed.

用老二是有缺陷的。

E think that's where we draw the line for Big Dig history?

E認為這就是我們為大挖歷史劃定的界限？

Well, we had to find it.

好吧，我們必須找到它。