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  • - [Hey yo Fruity Toots,

    - [嘿,喲,水果糖。

  • and welcome to another episode of Ask Orange.

    歡迎來到《問橙》的另一集。

  • Today, we're featuring more questions

    今天,我們將為大家介紹更多的問題

  • that you asked in YouTube stories.

    你在YouTube上問的故事。

  • So without further ado, let's get to the questions.

    那麼,話不多說,我們開始提問吧。

  • - Oh, wow!

    - 哦,哇!

  • You're not gonna cause an explosion

    你不會引起爆炸的

  • to transition to the title card this episode?

    來過渡到本期節目的標題卡?

  • - Whoa, thanks for reminding me, Pear.

    - 哇,謝謝你提醒我,梨子。

  • I almost forgot.

    我差點忘了。

  • - Ugh, I just had to open my mouth, didn't I?

    - 呃,我剛要開口,不是嗎?

  • (explosion)

    (爆炸)

  • - [Announcer] It's time for Ask Orange.

    - 現在是 "問橙子 "的時間。

  • (audience applauds)

    (觀眾鼓掌)

  • - Hey Orange,

    - 嘿,橙子。

  • can you eat my comment? - Sure.

    你能吃我的評論嗎?- 當然可以

  • (chewing)

    (咀嚼)

  • (farting)

    (放屁)

  • Whoa, comments make me gassy.

    哇,評論讓我很氣憤。

  • (laughs)

    (笑)

  • - [Announcer] Hey Orange,

    - 嘿,橙子

  • I dare you to drop a hundred million dirty diapers on Pear.

    敢把一億塊髒尿布丟給梨子。

  • - What? that's disgusting, no.

    - 什麼,太噁心了,不。

  • (screams) (crashing)

    (尖叫聲) (崩潰)

  • (Pear wailing)

    (梨花哀鳴)

  • It got in my mouth.

    它進了我的嘴。

  • - [Announcer] What is something unique, Orange?

    - 橙子,有什麼特別之處嗎?

  • - This thing.

    - 這個東西。

  • I don't know what it is,

    我不知道那是什麼

  • but I think it looks really unique.

    但我覺得它看起來真的很獨特。

  • - Where did you get that from, Orange?

    - 你從哪裡得到的,橙子?

  • - I ripped it out of that water tower over there.

    - 我把它從那邊的水塔上拆下來了。

  • - What?

    - 什麼?

  • (metal creaking) - Uh oh.

    呃,哦。

  • (screams)

    (尖叫聲)

  • (tower crashes)

    (大廈墜毀)

  • - [Announcer] Drop 20 million oranges on Pear.

    - 把兩千萬個橙子扔到梨子上.

  • - Oh, for crying out loud.

    - 哦,為哭出聲。

  • Not again. (screams)

    不要再來了。(尖叫聲)

  • (maniacal laughing)

    (狂笑)

  • Why, you guys, why?

    為什麼,你們,為什麼?

  • [Announcer] LOL my cousin is scared of you.

    [播音員]LOL我的表弟害怕你。

  • - Scared of me?

    - 怕我嗎?

  • Oh, that's crazy.

    哦,那是瘋狂的。

  • There's literally nothing to be scared about me.

    我真的沒什麼好怕的。

  • (laughing)

    (笑)

  • - [Announcer] Hey Orange,

    - 嘿,橙子

  • what should I do if I see a subscribe button?

    如果看到訂閱按鈕該怎麼辦?

  • - Hey, Fruity Toot.

    - 嘿,果子牙。

  • If you see a subscribe button

    如果你看到一個訂閱按鈕

  • that means you should smash it in the face.

    這意味著你應該砸它的臉。

  • Yeah. (laughs)

    是啊。(笑)

  • - Wait, don't do that.

    - 等等,不要這樣做。

  • (screams)

    (尖叫聲)

  • - Um, I mean, gently touch subscribe button

    - 嗯,我的意思是,輕輕地觸摸訂閱按鈕。

  • in a loving, respectful way.

    以一種充滿愛和尊重的方式。

  • Ooh, whoops.

    哦,哎呀。

  • - [Announcer] Pear has a nice book.

    - 梨子有一本好書.

  • - Oh, thank you.

    - 哦,謝謝你。

  • I've really been enjoying it.

    我真的很喜歡它。

  • - [Announcer] Wait, why is it eating you?

    - 等等,它為什麼要吃你?

  • - It's eating me.

    - 它在吃我。

  • Oh, that hurts.

    哦,那傷害。

  • - [Announcer] Surprise airbag.

    - 驚喜的安全氣囊

  • - Huh? (loud crash)

    - 咦?(巨大的碰撞)

  • - [Announcer] Drop a million presents on Pear.

    - 丟一百萬個禮物給Pear.

  • - Um, you can just hand them to me not drop them on me.

    - 嗯,你可以只把它們交給我,而不是把它們扔在我身上。

  • Whoa, Why?

    哇,為什麼?

  • Do these presents have rocks in them?

    這些禮物裡有石頭嗎?

  • (screams)

    (尖叫聲)

  • - [Announcer] Eat five random things.

    - [播音員]隨便吃五樣東西.

  • - I'm gonna eat a trumpet, a vuvuzela, a kazoo,

    - 我要吃一個小號,一個vuvuzela,一個kazoo。

  • an air horn, and a can of beans.

    一個氣喇叭,和一罐豆子。

  • (chewing)

    (咀嚼)

  • - Why did you pick those five things?

    - 你為什麼要選這五樣東西?

  • - So I can do this.

    - 所以我可以這樣做。

  • - [Announcer] Drop a giant orange on Pear.

    - 把一個巨大的橙子扔給梨子.

  • - No, please don't, I don't need this.

    - 不,請不要,我不需要這個。

  • - Hey, Pear, mind if I drop in?

    - 嘿,梨子,介意我進來嗎?

  • (maniacal laughter)

    (狂笑)

  • - [Announcer] Hey, Orange.

    - 嘿, 橘子君

  • Pear is looking pretty sus.

    梨子看起來很蘇。

  • (screams)

    (尖叫聲)

  • - What the heck?

    - 咋回事兒?

  • - What is this?

    - 這是什麼?

  • - I think Pear's the imposter.

    - 我覺得梨子就是那個冒牌貨

  • - What?

    - 什麼?

  • - Oh, Pear.

    - 哦,梨子。

  • You guys, if you think Pear is looking pretty sus right now,

    各位,如果你們覺得梨子現在看起來很蘇。

  • you should hit that subscribe button.

    你應該打那個訂閱按鈕。

  • - Yeah. - Do it.

    - 是啊。

  • - Hit the subscribe button.

    - 點擊訂閱按鈕。

  • - Don't hit the subscribe button, you guys.

    - 不要按下訂閱按鈕,你們。

  • (screams)

    (尖叫聲)

  • What the heck?

    咋回事兒?

  • How can I be the imposter?

    我怎麼能做冒牌貨呢?

  • I wasn't even playing.

    我根本沒在玩。

  • I was just reading a book.

    我只是在看書。

  • - [Announcer] Hey, Orange, you are perfectly safe.

    - 嘿,橙子,你很安全。

  • - Well, that's good to hear.

    - 嗯,這是很好的消息。

  • - [Announcer] No, safe.

    - [播音員]不, 安全.

  • - Huh?

    - 咦?

  • (loud crash)

    (巨大的碰撞)

  • Um, can somebody get the combination, please?

    嗯,誰能拿到密碼,好嗎?

  • Let me outta here.

    讓我離開這裡。

  • - [Announcer] Drop 500 million candy canes on Pear.

    - 把5億顆糖果扔給梨子.

  • - No, I like candy canes,

    - 不,我喜歡糖罐。

  • but not 500 million of them. (screams)

    但不是5億的人。(尖叫聲)

  • (crashing)

    (崩潰)

  • This really hurts.

    這真的很傷人。

  • Ow, oh, what's that near the pot?

    嗷,哦,鍋旁的是什麼?

  • - [Announcer] Pear!

    - 梨子!

  • - What's going on?

    - 發生什麼事了?

  • - [Announcer] You're reading a book full of TNT.

    - [播音員]你在讀一本滿是TNT的書。

  • - Huh? What?

    - 什麼?咦? 什麼?

  • (screaming)

    (尖叫)

  • (explosion)

    (爆炸)

  • - [Announcer] On a scale from 1 to 10,

    - [播音員]從1到10的評分:

  • what is your favorite shape of the alphabet?

    你最喜歡的字母表形狀是什麼?

  • Blue or Green?

    藍色還是綠色?

  • - Well, every number in the alphabet

    - 字母表裡的每一個數字

  • tastes like blue fart burgers

    味道像藍屁漢堡

  • and green smells like the shape of a moldy tennis shoe.

    和綠色的氣味像一個發黴的網球鞋的形狀。

  • So on a scale of 1 to 10,

    所以,在1到10的範圍內。

  • 1 being the loudest

    1是最大的

  • and 10 being the most like a soggy taco,

    和10是最像溼漉漉的墨西哥捲餅。

  • I'm gonna with 82.

    我選82號

  • - [Announcer] Hey, Orange, Fred-ception.

    - 嘿, 橙子, Fred -ception.

  • - Fred-ception?

    - Fred-ception?

  • Is that anything like fish barf-ception!

    那是什麼東西,像魚吧唧吧唧的概念!

  • (screams)

    (尖叫聲)

  • Hey, If you liked this episode,

    嘿,如果你喜歡這一集,

  • make sure to hit that like button.

    一定要按下喜歡的按鈕。

  • But not too hard, you don't wanna break it.

    但不要太用力,你不想打破它。

  • We might need it later.

    我們以後可能需要它。

  • Oh and subscribe and hit the notification.

    哦,然後訂閱,打通知。

  • and give Pear a wedgie.

    並給梨子一個楔子。

  • - [Pear] I heard that.

    - 我聽說了

  • Do not do that.

    不要這樣做。

- [Hey yo Fruity Toots,

- [嘿,喲,水果糖。

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