and welcome to another episode of Ask Orange.

歡迎來到《問橙》的另一集。

Today, we're featuring more questions

今天，我們將為大家介紹更多的問題

that you asked in YouTube stories.

你在YouTube上問的故事。

So without further ado, let's get to the questions.

那麼，話不多說，我們開始提問吧。

- Oh, wow!

- 哦，哇！

You're not gonna cause an explosion

你不會引起爆炸的

to transition to the title card this episode?

來過渡到本期節目的標題卡？

- Whoa, thanks for reminding me, Pear.

- 哇，謝謝你提醒我，梨子。

I almost forgot.

我差點忘了。

- Ugh, I just had to open my mouth, didn't I?

- 呃，我剛要開口，不是嗎？

(explosion)

(爆炸)

- [Announcer] It's time for Ask Orange.

- 現在是 "問橙子 "的時間。

(audience applauds)

(觀眾鼓掌)

- Hey Orange,

- 嘿，橙子。

can you eat my comment? - Sure.

你能吃我的評論嗎？- 當然可以

(chewing)

（咀嚼）

(farting)

（放屁）

Whoa, comments make me gassy.

哇，評論讓我很氣憤。

(laughs)

（笑）

- [Announcer] Hey Orange,

- 嘿，橙子

I dare you to drop a hundred million dirty diapers on Pear.

敢把一億塊髒尿布丟給梨子。

- What? that's disgusting, no.

- 什麼，太噁心了，不。

(screams) (crashing)

（尖叫聲） （崩潰）

(Pear wailing)

(梨花哀鳴)

It got in my mouth.

它進了我的嘴。

- [Announcer] What is something unique, Orange?

- 橙子，有什麼特別之處嗎？

- This thing.

- 這個東西。

I don't know what it is,

我不知道那是什麼

but I think it looks really unique.

但我覺得它看起來真的很獨特。

- Where did you get that from, Orange?

- 你從哪裡得到的，橙子？

- I ripped it out of that water tower over there.

- 我把它從那邊的水塔上拆下來了。

- What?

- 什麼？

(metal creaking) - Uh oh.

呃，哦。

(screams)

（尖叫聲）

(tower crashes)

(大廈墜毀)

- [Announcer] Drop 20 million oranges on Pear.

- 把兩千萬個橙子扔到梨子上.

- Oh, for crying out loud.

- 哦，為哭出聲。

Not again. (screams)

不要再來了。（尖叫聲）

(maniacal laughing)

（狂笑）

Why, you guys, why?

為什麼，你們，為什麼？

[Announcer] LOL my cousin is scared of you.

[播音員]LOL我的表弟害怕你。

- Scared of me?

- 怕我嗎？

Oh, that's crazy.

哦，那是瘋狂的。

There's literally nothing to be scared about me.

我真的沒什麼好怕的。

(laughing)

（笑）

- [Announcer] Hey Orange,

- 嘿，橙子

what should I do if I see a subscribe button?

如果看到訂閱按鈕該怎麼辦？

- Hey, Fruity Toot.

- 嘿，果子牙。

If you see a subscribe button

如果你看到一個訂閱按鈕

that means you should smash it in the face.

這意味著你應該砸它的臉。

Yeah. (laughs)

是啊。（笑）

- Wait, don't do that.

- 等等，不要這樣做。

(screams)

（尖叫聲）

- Um, I mean, gently touch subscribe button

- 嗯，我的意思是，輕輕地觸摸訂閱按鈕。

in a loving, respectful way.

以一種充滿愛和尊重的方式。

Ooh, whoops.

哦，哎呀。

- [Announcer] Pear has a nice book.

- 梨子有一本好書.

- Oh, thank you.

- 哦，謝謝你。

I've really been enjoying it.

我真的很喜歡它。

- [Announcer] Wait, why is it eating you?

- 等等,它為什麼要吃你?

- It's eating me.

- 它在吃我。

Oh, that hurts.

哦，那傷害。

- [Announcer] Surprise airbag.

- 驚喜的安全氣囊

- Huh? (loud crash)

- 咦？（巨大的碰撞）

- [Announcer] Drop a million presents on Pear.

- 丟一百萬個禮物給Pear.

- Um, you can just hand them to me not drop them on me.

- 嗯，你可以只把它們交給我，而不是把它們扔在我身上。

Whoa, Why?

哇，為什麼？

Do these presents have rocks in them?

這些禮物裡有石頭嗎？

(screams)

（尖叫聲）

- [Announcer] Eat five random things.

- [播音員]隨便吃五樣東西.

- I'm gonna eat a trumpet, a vuvuzela, a kazoo,

- 我要吃一個小號，一個vuvuzela，一個kazoo。

an air horn, and a can of beans.

一個氣喇叭，和一罐豆子。

(chewing)

（咀嚼）

- Why did you pick those five things?

- 你為什麼要選這五樣東西？

- So I can do this.

- 所以我可以這樣做。

- [Announcer] Drop a giant orange on Pear.

- 把一個巨大的橙子扔給梨子.

- No, please don't, I don't need this.

- 不，請不要，我不需要這個。

- Hey, Pear, mind if I drop in?

- 嘿，梨子，介意我進來嗎？

(maniacal laughter)

（狂笑）

- [Announcer] Hey, Orange.

- 嘿, 橘子君

Pear is looking pretty sus.

梨子看起來很蘇。

(screams)

（尖叫聲）

- What the heck?

- 咋回事兒？

- What is this?

- 這是什麼？

- I think Pear's the imposter.

- 我覺得梨子就是那個冒牌貨

- What?

- 什麼？

- Oh, Pear.

- 哦，梨子。

You guys, if you think Pear is looking pretty sus right now,

各位，如果你們覺得梨子現在看起來很蘇。

you should hit that subscribe button.

你應該打那個訂閱按鈕。

- Yeah. - Do it.

- 是啊。

- Hit the subscribe button.

- 點擊訂閱按鈕。

- Don't hit the subscribe button, you guys.

- 不要按下訂閱按鈕，你們。

(screams)

（尖叫聲）

What the heck?

咋回事兒？

How can I be the imposter?

我怎麼能做冒牌貨呢？

I wasn't even playing.

我根本沒在玩。

I was just reading a book.

我只是在看書。

- [Announcer] Hey, Orange, you are perfectly safe.

- 嘿,橙子,你很安全。

- Well, that's good to hear.

- 嗯，這是很好的消息。

- [Announcer] No, safe.

- [播音員]不, 安全.

- Huh?

- 咦？

(loud crash)

（巨大的碰撞）

Um, can somebody get the combination, please?

嗯，誰能拿到密碼，好嗎？

Let me outta here.

讓我離開這裡。

- [Announcer] Drop 500 million candy canes on Pear.

- 把5億顆糖果扔給梨子.

- No, I like candy canes,

- 不，我喜歡糖罐。

but not 500 million of them. (screams)

但不是5億的人。（尖叫聲）

(crashing)

（崩潰）

This really hurts.

這真的很傷人。

Ow, oh, what's that near the pot?

嗷，哦，鍋旁的是什麼？

- [Announcer] Pear!

- 梨子!

- What's going on?

- 發生什麼事了？

- [Announcer] You're reading a book full of TNT.

- [播音員]你在讀一本滿是TNT的書。

- Huh? What?

- 什麼？咦？ 什麼？

(screaming)

（尖叫）

(explosion)

(爆炸)

- [Announcer] On a scale from 1 to 10,

- [播音員]從1到10的評分：

what is your favorite shape of the alphabet?

你最喜歡的字母表形狀是什麼？

Blue or Green?

藍色還是綠色？

- Well, every number in the alphabet

- 字母表裡的每一個數字

tastes like blue fart burgers

味道像藍屁漢堡

and green smells like the shape of a moldy tennis shoe.

和綠色的氣味像一個發黴的網球鞋的形狀。

So on a scale of 1 to 10,

所以，在1到10的範圍內。

1 being the loudest

1是最大的

and 10 being the most like a soggy taco,

和10是最像溼漉漉的墨西哥捲餅。

I'm gonna with 82.

我選82號

- [Announcer] Hey, Orange, Fred-ception.

- 嘿, 橙子, Fred -ception.

- Fred-ception?

- Fred-ception?

Is that anything like fish barf-ception!

那是什麼東西，像魚吧唧吧唧的概念!

(screams)

（尖叫聲）

Hey, If you liked this episode,

嘿，如果你喜歡這一集，

make sure to hit that like button.

一定要按下喜歡的按鈕。

But not too hard, you don't wanna break it.

但不要太用力，你不想打破它。

We might need it later.

我們以後可能需要它。

Oh and subscribe and hit the notification.

哦，然後訂閱，打通知。

and give Pear a wedgie.

並給梨子一個楔子。

- [Pear] I heard that.

- 我聽說了

Do not do that.

不要這樣做。