- Hi everyone.

It's Kate here from Kate food challenges.

I am absolutely terrified because this is humongous.

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- I found her videos by Googling hot British girl

swallows tons of meat.

That's Kate, and she puts the gorge in gorgeous.

As a competitive eater,

she takes on some of the Internet's

most disgusting food challenges

with the charm of Mary Poppins

and the metabolism of a meth addict.

The real prize for completing most food challenges

is early onset colon cancer.

America's favorite food challenge is Thanksgiving,

and the rules are simple.

Gamble on football,

never mentioned native American genocide

and shove three types of pie in your pie hole.

It's the one day of the year we get together

with people we've hated our entire lives

to experience what it feels like

to work in the Boston market.

Gluttony is how we remind all the starving countries

that we don't give a shit about them.

But if Kate wants to have her cake and eat it too,

in one sitting, I'll fly her across the pond to Hollywood

where women are discouraged from ever eating

in this week's cewebrity profile.

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Welcome.

I'm your server, Dan-iel.

is this your first time dining with us?

- Yeah.

- Well everything on our menu is a food challenge.

Can I start you with an appetizer?

Maybe our Holy Moly?

That's a shitload of guacamole?

- Yeah, sounds easy.

- We'll see.

- Oh my God.

What's in this?

- The secret to our guacamole

is that it's 100% Wasabi.

- Can I get a drink please?

- I can get you a drink,

but it does void the appetizer challenge.

Your name is Kate Ovens.

Is that a stage name?

- No, that's my real name.

Isn't that weird how that works out all the time?

- I know, to be fair,

I didn't expect any of this to happen, so--

- Just to be a competitive eater,

and your last name is Ovens, what a coincidence.

How did you get into competitive eating?

- I used to actually be kind of chubby growing up

and I used to be able to eat quite a lot.

And then I decided when I was about 16,

that I was going to lose all of the weight.

But as I lost the weight, I didn't really lose my appetite.

I was just always hungry.

So found a challenge that was near me up in Newcastle

and I was the only person to ever finish it, so--

- You say chubby?

- Chubby not fat.

- You weren't fat? - No.

I was sort of solid, I guess, but--

- Do you have any photos that you'd like to share of you

when you were chubby?

- I do have one.

I actually got rid of all of them.

I just hated the way I looked.

- It's who you were!

- I'm annoyed.

I wish I had all the chubby photos to be like,

this is who I used to be!

- That's clearly the appeal here,

is that you're an attractive woman

that does such a unladylike.

- Yeah. - Have you ever thrown up.

- Once.

- After eating?

- That was in October last year.

and that was right at the beginning.

And I'm never doing that again.

What was the competition?

It was a challenge called the trashcan challenge

and it was a giant dustbin lid

and it's got chicken wings, a burger.

Bolgonese, two portions of chips, onion rings, ribs,

just everything pretty much.

- Is it worse because it's over in the UK

and the food, there is so awful?

- I only go to the good places now.

They all contact me.

I can actually have pick and choose of where I go.

- How big was that burrito that you took down?

- Pretty big and you had to get it done in 10 minutes,

which was interesting.

- Did you ever cheat?

- No, no, no, no.

Well, the thing is I lose about 50% of my challenges.

There are so many competitive eaters

who are so much better than me.

- But they're ugly.

- No, they're not.

No, they're really not.

They're all sort of everyone's--

- Sure. - In their own way.

So. - I understand.

What was that one video?

I think it was the burger one,

but I think it also having to take down a milkshake

at the end.

- Yeah, no,

that was the 28 ounce burger at a place called Jam Jar

in Newcastle.

That was one of my best ones actually.

To me, that's a dream.

That probably sounds absolutely disgusting but,

- Yeah, no, it is.

- It was delicious.

And, I've managed to finish that in under 10 minutes, so--

- Hopefully you make it on our wall of fame.

- Hopefully.

- Only five people have ever made it.

And four of them are Oprah.

- Who was the other one.

Believe it or not, Pete Rose.

- I don't know who that is-- - He's a baseball player.

- Okay.

- Should be in the hall of fame.

But you know, he had a gambling problem.

America's pastime.

You think you'll never do a Nathan's hot dog eating contest?

The thing is, I'm not good enough for it, like--

- The thing is, you're not welcome.

It's, 4th of July is Independence Day.

It's our nations holiday.

- You say that, but there's a girl from New Zealand

who came this year.

- That's, what's so great about our country.

We just, open arms unless you're Muslim or Mexican.

Then, then we apparently have huge issues.

How long do you think you're going to do this?

- I'm probably going to say maybe like a couple of years.

It's fun now whilst I'm doing it,

but it takes a lot of time and effort.

What if your metabolism slows down?

My metabolism has never really been fast.

I have to work really hard.

So I'm completely aware of what every,

everything that's going to happen in the future.

- What's a normal meal for you?

- Probably chicken breasts.

I've got four different types of vegetables

I'll have with it.

- Yeah, you're pretty strict.

- Yeah.

- What kind of workouts are you doing?

- I've actually got one of my friends as a personal trainer

and he's given me--

- I don't like personal trainers.

I find them creepy.

Is he creepy?

- No, no, no.

He's the loveliest person ever.

No, no, no.

I know everyone kind of thinks that PTs are a little bit

seedy, but he's one of my best friends.

- I'm sure he is.

What's it like the next day.

And you know what I'm asking about?

- Honestly fine.

Like absolute, nothing wrong.

- When you go on a date,

do you have any problem eating in front of a,

I would never eat like anything close

to any of my challenge sizes at all in front of a date.

- No? - No, I've used the most,

Emasculator, if I sat here with you doing a food challenge,

like on a date and everything,

you were getting full on like one burger

and I'm there on like number four,

you'd think, Oh God, like this is...

- It's going to be expensive.

Is what I'd be thinking. - Probably.

- I don't know if I would be turned off,

but I would just be like this, this is gonna cost me

in the long haul.

You can only stuff your face with one meal

for the rest of your life, what is it?

- Pizza.

That was like a no-brainer.

- You ever had Chicago deep dish?

No, and I kill myself.

I need to have it because everyone--

- You don't. - Really?

- There's just no need.

- Really...

- I mean, pizza is so wonderful.

And then they said, hey, why don't we take this thing?

That's wonderful and make it gross.

It's like lasagna.

- See I like lasagna. - I like lasagna too,

but it's already invented.

All right.

I've just been talking your ear off.

Have you had a chance to decide what you like for an entree?

Our specials tonight,

we have a 72 ounce slider and a quarter mile long chili dog.

- I think I might go with the fettuccine Alfredo.

- Okay, that's actually called,

fuck, that's going to give me a lot of diarrhea

Fettuccine Alfredo.

I'll put that right in.

Oh, hold on. I'm peeling off the seat.

Be Alfredo.

Be very Alfredo.

Now for this challenge,

you have to finish all of it before the video ends.

Fresh Parmesan?

- Yeah.

- Okay say when.

I'm not even gonna charge you for the extra Parmesan.

Bon Appetit.

- This is horrible.

No.

Oh my God.

Someone didn't like their meal.

- And where's the bathroom.

- We don't have one.

It voids the challenge.

There is one at the Home Depot across the street.

But if you use it, it voids the challenge.

- I'm all right?

- Oh, gross.

Hope you saved room for dessert.

- Oh no, I couldn't possibly.

- If you didn't save room for dessert,

you void the challenge.

- Fine.

- Geez, I hate my section.

Do you like gummy bears?

- Yeah, they're fine.

- Great.

Because it's adult novelty store

sent me one ton of expired gummy dicks for free.

And I'm going to pass that savings onto you.

You have 60 seconds.

Or-- - It voids the challenge.

- No, I murder the cook!

- Eat those dicks lady.

I've got a family.

- Try not to use your teeth.

It doesn't void the challenge, it's just my preference.

- It's time for our dumbest world record of the week.

- Three, two, one, go.

- What the Hellman's is going on here?

- The most mayonnaise eaten three minutes

is a real category.

What was the previous world record?

One teaspoon?

You should chase that with a can of tuna

and swish it around you nasty bitch.

- Stop.