Name: 十大最搞笑的MADtv短劇史上 (Top 10 Funniest MADtv Sketches Ever)
Uploaded: 2021-02-10T23:31:23.000Z
Duration: 12 min 33 s

Holy Mother of God on Earth and in Heaven A big sat Same time.

聖母瑪利亞在地上，在天上，一個大的坐在同一時間。

And today we'll be counting down our picks for the top 10 mad TV sketches.

而今天我們就來細數一下我們挑選的十大瘋狂電視小品。

We could do it your way, but don't get crazy.

我們可以按你的方法做，但不要太瘋狂。

I don't want anyone in here thinking I'm some kind of bank Bob, okay?

我不希望任何人在這裡認為我是某種銀行鮑勃，好嗎？

Oh, this list will be focusing on the funniest one time sketches as well as the best recurring characters from the sketch comedy TV show that had Mad Magazine as its inspiration.

哦，這個榜單將重點介紹最有趣的一次性短劇以及以《瘋狂雜誌》為靈感的短劇喜劇電視節目中的最佳反覆出現的角色。

Number 10, Deal or no deal Things parody pokes fun at the excitable, enthusiastic and often superstitious contestants who compete on the chance based game show hosted by Howie Mandel.

10號，交易或不交易的事情模仿嘲笑興奮，熱情和經常迷信的參賽者誰競爭的機會，由Howie Mandel主持的遊戲節目。

Deal or no deal, there goes a man you switch that witch switch that witch thes too superstitious basketball players played by Keegan, Michael Key and Jordan Peele are playing the game to win the big prize of a million dollars and they won't settle for less.

交易或不交易，就會有一個人你換那個巫婆換那個巫婆由基根、邁克爾-基和喬丹-皮爾扮演的太迷信的籃球運動員正在玩遊戲，以贏得一百萬美元的大獎，他們不會滿足於少。

They reject the banker with unflinching confidence, no matter how good the deal is Banker is prepared to offer you 750 No way.

他們毫不留情地拒絕了銀行家，無論多好的條件，銀行家都準備給你750沒辦法。

Three quarters of a million dollars, a million dollars dollars.

三十五萬美金，一百萬美金的美金。

Reasons for choosing each case, as well as their hilariously elaborate lucky dances and handshakes, makes the sketch one of Mad TV's best.

選擇每個案例的理由，以及他們精心設計的搞笑幸運舞和握手，讓這個小品成為瘋狂電視中最好的一個。

The greatest action story ever told Baby Jesus.

有史以來最偉大的動作故事寶貝耶穌。

He came from the future program to protect the Son of God from those who would betray him.

他來自未來的程序，保護神的兒子不受那些要背叛他的人的傷害。

Little did he know Jesus was the one divinely marked for termination, Blasphemous or not, in this parody of the Terminator and the greatest story ever told, these two characters make for an unexpectedly funny combination.

他不知道耶穌就是那個被神明標記為終止的人，無論是否褻瀆，在這個模仿終結者和有史以來最偉大的故事中，這兩個角色是一個意想不到的有趣組合。

To stop the Terminator from ruining important biblical events in misguided attempts to save him.

為了阻止 "終結者 "破壞重要的聖經事件，誤打誤撞地試圖拯救他。

In the climactic scene of this sketch, the Terminator storms the Last Supper and repeatedly kills Judas as Jesus repeatedly revives him.

在這個小品的高潮場景中，終結者在最後的晚餐中暴跳如雷，在耶穌反覆復活猶大的時候，反覆殺死他。

The juxtaposition of biblical ponds and Terminator references culminates in the greatest action story ever told.

聖經中的池塘和終結者的引用並列，最終成為有史以來最偉大的動作故事。

The Sopranos If you've ever seen your favorite R rated movie edited down for network television, this version of The Sopranos as syndicated on packs is sure to hit the comedic mark.

黑道家族》如果你曾經看過你最喜歡的R級電影被剪輯成網絡電視，那麼這個版本的《黑道家族》在包裝上的辛迪加一定會達到喜劇效果。

I don't need the modified to cut out any explicit content.

我不需要修改後剪掉任何明確的內容。

The scenes in this sketch are sloppily chopped up into pieces and sometimes skipped over entirely with no violence, sex or foul language.

這個小品中的場景被馬馬虎虎地砍成碎片，有時完全跳過，沒有暴力、性和髒話。

Why don't you explore this Getting better things?

你為什麼不探究這個獲得更好的東西？

Thio, sit around here all you got about my mother.

Thio, 坐在這裡，你有關於我母親的一切。

The story is impossible to follow, and the characters could barely get out of full sentence due to the heavy censorship.

故事無法跟上，由於審查嚴苛，人物幾乎出不了完整的句子。

The episode ends up with shortened run time of just a few minutes, but it makes for pure mad TV gold number seven.

這一集最後的播放時間縮短了，只有幾分鐘，但卻成了純粹的瘋狂電視黃金七號。

You might expect an elderly woman to be a tame and fragile creature, but the rain is in a class of her own.

你可能會認為一個老婦人是一個溫順而脆弱的生物，但雨卻有自己的特點。

Oh, this'll recurring character is classless, slow talking and never listens to those around her.

哦，這個會反覆出現的角色很沒品，說話慢吞吞的，從來不聽身邊的人說話。

She's a troublemaker who wreaks havoc wherever she goes, leaving ruin in her wake.

她是一個麻煩製造者，她所到之處都會造成破壞，留下毀滅的痕跡。

Yeah, Her immature antics have disturbed Bob Barker, irritated her dentists and driven a buffet employees to quit.

是啊，她的不成熟的滑稽行為讓Bob Barker心煩意亂 惹惱了她的牙醫，還讓自助餐的員工辭職了。

我希望你在馬桶上坐一個星期。

I Her complete lack of self awareness leaves her oblivious to her effect on those unfortunate enough to have crossed her path and Mad TV audiences couldn't get enough.

我她完全缺乏自我意識，讓她對自己對那些不幸的人的影響視而不見，而瘋狂的電視觀眾也無法滿足。

Listen, ma'am, are you at all interested?

You could use this, you know, But under yours is a d 00 Unless you're good week Number six.

你可以用這個，你知道的，但你的下面有一個D 00，除非你是好的第六週。

Coach Hines is very passionate about his job.

海因斯教練對自己的工作非常有激情。

I thought you said you were going to try to control yourself during the game.

你不是說要在遊戲中儘量控制自己嗎？

Coaching style often bleeds over to his life outside of the game.

執教風格往往會滲入到他在比賽之外的生活中。

This is the mother of God on Earth and in heaven, a exact same time.

這是神的母親在地上和天上，一個完全相同的時間。

He's an overly aggressive coach that berates his players, the referee and even the crowd with his uniquely colorful way of insulting them for their insubordination.

他是一個過於激進的教練，他用他獨特的色彩方式辱罵他的球員、裁判甚至觀眾，因為他們的不服從。

Off the court, he has an uncanny tendency to show up in unexpected places, such as his after school job selling ice cream or as director of the school play.

在球場外，他有一種不可思議的傾向，會出現在意想不到的地方，比如他的課後工作是賣冰激凌，或者是學校話劇的導演。

這就是為什麼不會再發生的原因。

Spat, man, I because I'm taking you out after halftime.

吐槽，夥計，我是因為中場休息後要帶你出去。

E used the booth term or not, Eyes exaggerated physical humor, along with his talent for going off on nonsensical rants makes this recurring character of fan favorite number five any sketch with Miss Swan.

E使用的展位術語或不，眼睛誇張的身體幽默，以及他的天賦，去關閉無意義的咆哮，使這個反覆出現的字元的球迷最喜歡的五號任何草圖與天鵝小姐。

Here goes with 47 appearances under her belt.

Miss Swan was one of the sketch comedies, most popular recurring characters.

天鵝小姐是小品喜劇中，最受歡迎的反覆出現的角色之一。

After a robbery at a beauty salon, police arrived to question the Onley eyewitness and delivering a hilariously unintelligible description of the perpetrator.

一家美容院發生搶劫案後，警方到場詢問安利目擊者，並交待了一個令人啼笑皆非的犯罪者描述。

However, we'd be remiss not to mention the exaggerated stereotypes of Asian women that the character appears to possess like her broken English, despite the fact that it has also been argued that Miss Swan was inspired by Icelandic singer Bjork.

然而，我們不提這個角色似乎擁有的對亞洲女性的誇張刻板印象，比如她蹩腳的英語，儘管也有人認為斯旺小姐的靈感來自冰島歌手比約克。

Miss Swan hasn't exactly aged well, but her place in the mad TV cannon can't be denied either.

天鵝小姐雖然沒有完全老去，但也不能否認她在瘋狂電視大炮中的地位。

And as such, she's included here number four.

是以，她被列入這裡的第四號。

You von just wanted to watch a movie in peace, but Darrell had other ideas.

你馮只是想安安靜靜地看場電影，但達雷爾有其他想法。

I just wanna let you know the back of your head is ridiculous.

我只是想讓你知道你的後腦勺很可笑。

And possibly the most quotable Mad TV sketch ever.

也可能是史上最經典的瘋狂電視短劇。

Darryl persistently asks Crystal Flanagan's Jovon for her number and does not take no for an answer.

達里爾堅持不懈地向克里斯蒂-弗拉納根的喬文索要她的電話號碼，並不接受拒絕的回答。

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