WELCOME TO "A LATE SHOW."

歡迎來到 "深夜秀"。

I AM YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.

我是你的主播，史蒂芬-科爾伯特。

I HAVE A LOVELY-- LOVELY SIP OF MY COFFEE HERE UPON GET ALL

我有一個可愛的... ... 可愛的一口我的咖啡在這裡得到的所有

ZIPPED UP.

拉鍊式的。

THERE YOU GO.

你去那裡。

SOUND LOVES THAT, DON'T THEY?

聲音喜歡這樣，不是嗎？

DON'T THE SOUND GUYS LOVE THAT.

聲音的傢伙不喜歡這樣。

JUST WANT TO POINT OUT, ANYBODY SEEING ME WALKING DOWN THE

我只是想指出，有人看到我走在大街上嗎？

STREET TODAY-- THIS IS WHAT I WORE TO WORK TODAY.

今天的街道--這是我今天上班穿的衣服。

THIS IS HOW LONG WE'VE BEEN RIDING TODAY.

這就是我們今天騎行的時間。

BECAUSE WE WERE SHOCKED, RIGHT.

因為我們被嚇到了，對吧。

WE DID NOT KNOW HOW INTERESTING THIS DAY WAS GOING TO BE IN THAT

我們不知道今天的日子會有多有趣，在那個

IT WAS FAR LESS BORING THAN WE THOUGHT.

它比我們想象的要無聊得多。

BECAUSE HERE WE GO AGAIN, AGAIN.

因為我們又來了，又來了。

BECAUSE IT'S DAY ONE OF THE SECOND IMPEACHMENT OF THE 45th

因為今天是第45屆董事會第二次會議的第一天。

PRESIDENT.

主席：

I GOT THAT REALLY FEELING OF DEJA COUP.

我有那種真正的感覺 DEJA COUP。

I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT IN MY UNFORTUNATELY NECESSARY SEGMENT,

我會在我的 "不幸的必要章節 "中告訴你們。

"DON AND THE GIANT IMPEACH 2: GO FAST, WE'RE FURIOUS."

"DON和巨人IMPEACH 2： 快走，我們很憤怒。"

♪ ♪ ♪ >> HERE I AM A BIG, FAT, DUMB

這裡我是一個大胖子，啞巴。

BASTARD, AND I DID A HORRIBLE JOB!

混蛋，我做了一個可怕的工作！

A HORRIBLE JOB.

一個可怕的工作。

I DID HORRIBLE JOB" HERE I AM A BIG, FAT, DUMB

我做了可怕的工作 "在這裡，我是一個大，胖，啞巴。

BASTARD, I DID A HORRIBLE JOB!

混蛋，我做了一個可怕的工作！

A HORRIBLE JOOOB!

一個可怕的笑話！

HE DID A HORRIBLE JOOOB!

他做了一個可怕的工作！

YEAH!

是啊！

>> Stephen: I SMELL A HIT.

>> 我聞到了勝利的味道。

IT IS ONE YEAR AND FOUR DAYS SINCE WE FINISHED UP THE LAST

從我們完成最後一個項目到現在已經一年零四天了。

IMPEACHMENT TRIAL OF THE SAME PRESIDENT, FEBRUARY OF 2020.

2020年2月對同一位主席的彈劾審判。

OH, WE WERE SO YOUNG THEN.

哦，我們當時還很年輕。

I LONG FOR A SIMPLER TIME, WHEN PEOPLE HIDING FROM NAZIS AND NOT

我渴望一個簡單的時代，人們躲避納粹，而不是逃避。

LEAVING THEIR HOUSE FOR MONTHS WERE JUST THE PLOTS OF "JOJO

離家數月只是 "JOJO "的情節。

RABBIT" AND "PARASITE."

兔子 "和 "寄生蟲"。

IN THE LEAD-UP TO THE TRIAL, REPUBLICANS WERE GRASPING AT

在審判前，共和黨人一直在加快腳步。

STRAWS TO JUSTIFY THEIR OPPOSITION TO IMPEACHMENT.

為證明他們反對廢除死刑的理由而採取的措施。

TAKE R.N.C. CHAIR AND WOMAN PRETENDING TO THINK,

採取R. N. C. 椅子和女人假裝思考。

RONNA McDANIEL.

RONNA McDANIEL.

YESTERDAY, McDANIEL TWEETED, "BIDEN SHOULD HEED LINCOLN'S

昨天，麥克丹尼爾在微博上說："比登應該聽從林肯的建議。

WORDS BY URGING DEMOCRATS IN THE SENATE TO ABANDON THEIR

敦促參議院民主黨人放棄自己的言論。

POLITICAL GAME OF IMPEACHMENT."

"政治遊戲的不公正"。

NOT SURE YOU WANT TO BRING LINCOLN INTO THIS ONE, RONNA.

你不確定要不要把林肯扯進來，羅娜

HE WAS NEVER A HUGE FAN OF YOUR FLAG.

他從來就不是你旗幟的忠實粉絲。

BUT THE DUMBEST G.O.P. ARGUMENT AGAINST IMPEACHMENT MIGHT HAVE

但最愚蠢的G.O.P.論證反對不執行可能有

COME FROM WISCONSIN SENATOR RON JOHNSON, SEEN HERE AFTER BEING

來自威斯康星州參議員羅恩-約翰遜，在這裡被發現後，。

REMINDED TO BREATHE.

提醒你呼吸。

ON SUNDAY, JOHNSON SAID IMPEACHMENT MIGHT BE A SINISTER

週日，約翰遜說，禁運可能是一個罪人。

DISTRACTION BY NANCY PELOSI.

南希-佩洛西的分流。

>> YOU HAVE TO KIND OF ASK THE QUESTION, "WHAT IS THIS

>> 你必須要問一個問題，"這是什麼？

IMPEACHMENT ALL ABOUT?" WE NOW KNOW THAT 45 REPUBLICAN

罷工是怎麼回事？"我們現在知道，45個共和黨人

SENATORS BELIEVE IT'S UNCONSTITUTIONAL.

參議員們認為這是不符合憲法的。

IS THIS ANOTHER DIVERSIONARY OPERATION?

這又是一次分權行動嗎？

IS THIS MEANT TO DEFLECT AWAY FROM POTENTIALLY WHAT THE

這是要偏離潛在的什麼。

SPEAKER KNEW AND WHEN SHE KNEW IT?

發言人知道以及她何時知道？

I DON'T KNOW, BUT I'M SUSPICIOUS.

我不知道，但我很懷疑。

>> Stephen: OF COURSE!

>> 史蒂芬：當然!

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!

現在一切都明白了！

PELOSI DID EVERYTHING SHE COULD TO GET BIDEN ELECTED, KNOWING

PELOSI做了一切，她可以得到比登當選，知道。

FULL WELL THAT THE FORMER PRESIDENT WOULD FOMENT LIES

前任總統竟然會大肆宣揚謊言

ABOUT HOW IT WAS RIGGED, CULMINATING IN A VIOLENT

關於它是如何被操縱的，最終導致了一場暴力事件。

INSURRECTION, HOWLING FOR HER BLOOD IN THE TEMPLE OF AMERICAN

保險，在美國的寺廟裡為她的血而嚎叫。

DEMOCRACY, ALL SO SHE COULD HAVE HER PODIUM MOVED FOR FREE!

民主，都是為了讓她免費搬走她的尿布!

YOU YOU WIN THIS TIME, NANCY!

你你這次贏了，南希！

TODAY WAS BILLED AS "DRY LEGAL ARGUMENTS" OVER THE WORDING OF

今天被稱為 "枯燥的法律爭論"，對《公約》的措辭進行了討論。

IMPEACHMENT IN THE CONSTITUTION.

《憲法》中的不公正待遇；

AND THE SENATORS SET ASIDE FOUR HOURS TO DEBATE THIS ISSUE.

參議員們留出4個小時來討論這個問題。

IF YOUR CONSTITUTIONAL ARGUMENT LASTS LONGER THAN FOUR HOURS,

如果你的憲法論證持續時間超過四小時，

TRY HAVING SEX.

嘗試做愛。

IT'S WAY MORE FUN.

它的方式更有趣。

BUT THE PROSECUTORS WENT STRAIGHT FOR THE HEART WITH A

但是，檢察官們直接對準了心臟，用了一個。

DEVASTATING VIDEO PROVING THE PRESIDENT'S RALLY AND THE RIOT

破壞性的視頻證明總統集會和暴動的情況

AT THE CAPITOL WERE ONE AND THE SAME THING.

在首都，我們是同一件事。

I WOULD PLAY IT FOR YOU, BUT IT IS VERY HARD TO WATCH.

我想為你播放，但很難看。

YOU WOULD NEED A BOX OF KLEENEX-- IF NOT A PONCHO-- AND

你需要一盒KLEENEX -- 如果不是一個PONCHO -- 和

PERHAPS EVEN A DIAPER.

甚至可能是一條尿布。

IT WAS ESPECIALLY HARD TO WATCH FOR THE COWARDS IN THE SENATE,

對於參議院的議員們來說，這是特別難看的。

LIKE FLORIDA SENATOR RICK SCOTT, WHO STUDIED PAPERS IN HIS LAP,

就像佛羅里達州參議員裡克-斯科特一樣，他在自己的膝蓋上研究紙張。

TAKING ONLY THE TINIEST GLIMPSES AT THE SCREEN TO HIS RIGHT.

只採取最微小的一瞥 在螢幕上他的權利。

AND ARKANSAS SENATOR TOM COTTON, WHO ALSO FOCUSED ON PAPERS IN

和阿肯色州參議員托馬斯-科頓，他也關注了在阿肯色州的文件。

FRONT OF HIM INSTEAD OF ON THE IMAGES DEPICTING THE

在他的面前，而不是在影像上描繪他。

INSURRECTION AT THE CAPITOL.

在首都的保險。

AND MARCO RUBIO DID THE SAME.

馬可-魯比奧也是這樣做的。

AND RAND PAUL, WHO INSTEAD OF WATCHING, LOOKED DOWN AT THE PAD

而蘭德-保羅，誰不看，看了下墊子。

OF LINED PAPER IN HIS LAP, WHERE HE HAD ALREADY BEGUN DOODLING

在他的膝蓋上的亞麻紙，他已經開始在那裡塗鴉。

WITH A PENCIL.

用筆桿子。

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY GENTLEMEN: SEE NO EVIL, HEAR NO

你知道他們說什麼嗎，先生們："不要看壞事，不要聽壞事

EVIL MAKES YOU SEEM KIND OF EVIL.

邪惡讓你看起來像邪惡。

I WONDER WHAT RAND PAUL WAS DOODLING INSTEAD OF LOOKING AT

我想知道蘭德-保羅在塗鴉什麼，而不是看。

THE VIDEO.

視頻。

MAYBE A GAME OF HANGMAN?

也許是一個遊戲的劊子手？

LET'S SEE HOW CLOSE HE GOT.

讓我們看看他有多接近。

MIKE-ENCE?

MIKE-ENCE?

SO WITH THAT 13-MINUTE VIDEO, HOUSE MANAGERS BASICALLY PROVED

所以，通過那段13分鐘的視頻，房屋經理們基本證明了

THEIR CASE: YOU CAN'T SEPARATE THE PRESIDENT'S RALLY FROM THE

他們的案例：你無法將總統集會與美國總統集會分開。

VIOLENT ATTACK ANY MORE THAN YOU CAN SEPARATE GORILLA GLUE FROM

暴力攻擊就像你能把高麗亞膠水從你身上分離出來一樣。

THAT LADY'S HAIR.

那女士的頭髮。

TODAY, 44 REPUBLICAN SENATORS VOTED THAT THE TRIAL WAS

今天，44名共和黨參議員投票認為審判是：

UNCONSTITUTIONAL, BECAUSE THEY DON'T WANT TO HAVE THIS TRIAL.

違反憲法，因為他們不想進行這種審判。

WELL, TOUGH NUTS.

好了，艱難的堅果。

THE COUNTRY IS LIKE A BAR, AND THE LAST PRESIDENT PUKED IN THE

國家就像一個酒吧，而上一任總統在酒吧裡喝醉了。

BATHROOM.

衛生間：

SOMEBODY'S GOT TO CLEAN IT UP, OR WE CAN'T USE THE BATHROOM

有人得把它清理乾淨，否則我們就不能用廁所了。

ANYMORE.

任何時候。

OH, AND YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DECIDED TO BE A BUSBOY.

哦，你就是那個決定做個司機的人。

SO GRAB A MOP AND DO YOUR JOB.

所以，拿起拖把，做你的工作。

AND IF YOU CAN'T FIND A MOP, USE RAND PAUL'S HAIR.

如果找不到拖把，就用蘭德-保羅的頭髮。

HOUSE MANAGER JAMIE RASKIN SPOKE ABOUT HOW DANGEROUS IT WOULD BE

房屋經理Jamie RASKIN談到了它的危險性。

FOR THE COUNTRY IF THE SENATE COULDN'T TRY FORMER PRESIDENTS.

對國家來說，如果參議院不能嘗試前總統。

>> THEIR ARGUMENT IS THAT IF YOU COMMIT AN IMPEACHABLE OFFENSE IN

>> 他們的論點是，如果你犯了不可饒恕的罪行，在...

YOUR LAST FEW WEEKS IN OFFICE, YOU DO IT WITH CONSTITUTIONAL

在任的最後幾周，你要用憲政的方式來做。

IMPUNITY.

IMPUNITY：

YOU GET AWAY WITH IT.

你得到了它。

THIS WOULD CREATE A BRAND-NEW JANUARY EXCEPTION TO THE

這將創造一個全新的1月份的例外情況。

CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA-- A JANUARY

《美利堅合眾國憲法》----1月號。

EXCEPTION.

例外：

>> Stephen: YES, A JANUARY EXCEPTION-- WHICH IS WHAT I CALL

>> Stephen: 是的，一月的例外--這就是我所說的。

IT WHEN I DO DRY JANUARY AND START DRINKING ON THE 7th

它當我做幹一月，並開始在7日飲酒。

BECAUSE OF WHAT HAPPENED ON THE 6th.

因為6日發生的事情，。

AND HE'S RIGHT.

他是對的。

IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE THAT FOR THEIR LAST MONTH IN OFFICE,

在任期的最後一個月，它沒有任何意義。

PRESIDENTS GET TO DO WHATEVER THEY WANT.

總統們可以為所欲為。

IT'S LIKE IF, INSTEAD OF SENIOR SKIP DAY, HIGH SCHOOLS HAD

這就像，如果，代替高三跳級日，高中有

SENIOR STAB DAY.

SENIOR STAB DAY。

MAYBE THE PRESIDENT'S LAWYERS ARE RIGHT.

也許總統的律師是對的。

MAYBE THE FOUNDING FATHERS DID WANT PRESIDENTS TO GET AWAY WITH

也許創始人確實希望總統們能擺脫對他們的束縛。

ANYTHING IN THE LAST PART OF THEIR TERM.

在他們任期的最後部分的任何事情。

THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT THE "LAME DUCK."

這就是為什麼他們叫它 "跛腳鴨"。

BECAUSE THERE'S NO MORE DANGEROUS ANIMAL THAN A CORNERED

因為沒有比角鬥場更危險的動物了。

DUCK.

鴨子。

OH, THEY'LL PECK AT YOUR SHINS LIKE THEY WERE CRUSTY BAGUETTES.

哦，他們會啄你的脛骨，就像他們是生鏽的包穀。

AND WHEN IT CAME TO WHETHER THE PRESIDENT IS IMPEACHABLE AFTER

而當涉及到主席是否可以被免職的問題時，

LEAVING OFFICE, RASKIN REACHED BACK TO THE EARLY DAYS OF THE

離任後，RASKIN回到了早期的時代。

REPUBLIC.

共和國：

>> THE TRUE RULE WAS STATED BY FORMER PRESIDENT JOHN QUINCY

>> 前總統約翰-奎因西所說的真正的規則。

ADAMS WHEN HE CATEGORICALLY DECLARED, "I HOLD MYSELF SO LONG

亞當斯當他分類宣佈："我抱著自己這麼久。

AS I HAVE THE BREATH OF LIFE IN MY BODY AMENABLE TO IMPEACHMENT

如同我有生命的氣息在我的身體裡，可容許受苦。

BY THE HOUSE FOR EVERYTHING I DID DURING THE TIME I HELD ANY

在我擔任任何職務期間，我所做的一切，都是由房子提供的。

PUBLIC OFFICE."

公共辦公室。"

>> Stephen: YES, INDEED.

>> 斯蒂芬：是的，確實如此。

THAT IS JOHN QUINCY ADAMS' SECOND MOST FAMOUS QUOTE AFTER,

那是約翰-昆西-亞當斯的第二大名言，僅次於：

"I'M NOT THE PAUL GIAMATTI ONE.

"我不是保羅-吉亞瑪提的那個人。

THAT'S MY DAD."

那是我爸爸。"

WHEN RASKIN WAS FINISHED, IMPEACHMENT MANAGER JOE NEGUSE

當RASKIN完成後，執行經理JOE NEGUSE開始了他的工作。

TOOK OVER, AND HE GAVE THE SENATORS A HISTORY LESSON.

接手後，他給參議員們上了一堂歷史課。

>> IN 1797, ABOUT A DECADE AFTER OUR COUNTRY RATIFIED OUR

>> 在1797年，大約十年後，我們國家準許了我們的。

CONSTITUTION, THERE WAS A SENATOR FROM TENNESSEE BY THE

在憲法中，有一位來自田納西州的參議員，他的名字是 "TENNESSEE"。

NAME OF WILLIAM BLUNT, WHO WAS CAUGHT CONSPIRING WITH THE

威廉-布蘭特的名字，他被抓到與 "大兵 "共謀。

BRITISH TO TRY TO SELL FLORIDA AND LOUISIANA.

英國人想賣掉佛羅里達州和路易斯安那州。

>> Stephen: FLORIDA AND LOUISIANA TO THE BRITISH?

>> Stephen:佛羅里達州和路易斯安那州對英國人？

THAT'S CRAZY.

這是瘋狂的。

REPUBLICANS KNOW A GREAT PRESIDENT OFFERS TO TRADE PUERTO

共和黨人知道，一個偉大的總統願意與普洱市進行貿易。

RICO FOR GREENLAND TO DENMARK.

格林蘭到丹麥的反犯罪組織法。

NOW, KEEP IN MIND, THESE CONSTITUTIONAL ORIGINALISTS ARE

現在，請記住，這些立憲的原住民都是

ARGUING THAT YOU CAN'T IMPEACH SOMEONE ONCE THEY'VE LEFT

爭辯說你不能在某人離開後對其進行指責。

OFFICE.

辦公室：

WELL, NEGUSE CURB-STOMPED THAT WITH THE FOUNDERS' OWN BOOTS.

好吧，內古斯用創始人自己的鞋把它給踢了出來。

>> FOUR DAYS LATER, THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES

>> 四天後，眾議院。

IMPEACHED HIM.

暗示他。

A DAY AFTER THAT, THIS BODY, THE UNITED STATES SENATE, EXPELLED

一天後，這個機構，美國參議院，開除了。

HIM FROM OFFICE, SO HE WAS VERY MUCH A FORMER OFFICIAL.

他從辦公室，所以他是一個非常多的前官員。

DESPITE THAT, THE HOUSE WENT FORWARD WITH ITS IMPEACHMENT,

儘管如此，眾議院仍繼續執行其譴責。

PROCEEDING IN ORDER TO DISQUALIFY HIM FROM EVER AGAIN

訴訟程序，以便使他不再有資格參加。

HOLDING FEDERAL OFFICE.

擔任聯邦職務：

AND SO THE SENATE PROCEEDED WITH THE TRIAL, WITH NONE OTHER THAN

所以參議院進行了審判，沒有其他的人参加

THOMAS JEFFERSON PRESIDING.

THOMAS JEFFERSON PRESIDING.

>> Stephen: WOW.

>> 史蒂芬：WOW。

JEFFERSON HIMSELF PRESIDED.

JEFFERSON親自主持。

THAT'S GOING TO BE TOUGH FOR THE DEFENSE TO REFUTE.

這將是困難的防守反駁。

IT'S LIKE T.J. SAID, "ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL, EXCEPT FOR

就像T.J.說的，"所有的人都是平等的，除了"。

THE 45th PRESIDENT'S LEGAL TEAM.

第45屆主席的法律小組：

WERE THEY KICKED IN THE HEAD BY A HORSE?"

是他們被馬踢了腦袋嗎？"

AFTER THAT, WE HEARD FROM ANOTHER IMPEACHMENT MANAGER,

在那之後，我們聽到了另一個執行經理的聲音。

DAVID CICILLINI, WHO LAID A HARD TRUTH ON THE CROWD.

戴維-西西里尼，他對人群說出了殘酷的事實。

>> MAKE NO MISTAKE ABOUT IT, AS YOU THINK ABOUT THAT DAY, THINGS

>> 別搞錯了，當你想起那一天的時候，事情就會變得很複雜。

COULD HAVE BEEN MUCH WORSE.

本來可以更糟糕的。

AS ONE SENATOR SAID, "THEY COULD HAVE KILLED ALL OF US."

正如一位參議員所言，"他們本可以殺死我們所有人"

>> Stephen: THAT IS CHILLING.

>> 史蒂芬：這是令人心寒的。

I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO THE DEFENSE'S REBUTTAL.

我期待著辯方的反駁。

"OKAY, I SUPPOSE THEY COULD HAVE KILLED ALL OF US, BUT THEY

"好吧，我認為他們本可以殺了我們所有人，但他們... ...

REALLY ONLY WANTED TO KILL YOU GUYS.

我真的只想殺了你們。

SO MOTION TO DISMISS?

所以，動議駁回？

ANYONE?

有人嗎？

NO?

沒有？

AFTER A SHORT RECESS, IT WAS TIME FOR BRUCE CASTOR, THE

經過短暫的休整之後，是時候讓布魯斯-卡斯特爾，這個人了。

PRESIDENT'S LAWYER, TO ARGUE ON HIS BEHALF.

主席的律師，為他辯護。

>> MY NAME IS BRUCE CASTOR.

>> 我叫布魯斯-卡斯特爾。

I AM THE LEAD PROSECUTOR-- LEAD COUNSEL FOR THE 45th PRESIDENT

我是第45任總統的首席檢察官--首席律師。

OF THE UNITED STATES.

美利堅合眾國政府

>> Stephen: ( AS CASTOR )

>> Stephen: ( AS CASTOR )

"I AM THE LEAD PROSECUTOR-- SORRY, THE DEFENSE-- HERE TO

"我是首席檢察官... 對不起，辯方... ...

PROVE THAT THE PRESIDENT IS GUILTY-- SORRY, INNOCENT-- AND

證明總統有罪... 對不起，無罪... ...

SHOULD BE SENT TO JAIL-- SORRY, TO MAR-A-LAGO!

應該被送進監獄--對不起，去MAR -A -LAGO！

WOW.

WOW。

I GUESS FREUD'S MOM'S GOT MY PENIS-- I MEAN, MY CAT'S

我想弗洛伊德的媽媽已經得到了我的陰莖 - 我的意思是，我的貓的。

TONGUE!" ( LAUGHTER )

TONGUE！" （笑）

CAT'S TONGUE!

貓的舌頭！

BUT I'M NOT SURE WHICH SIDE CASTOR THOUGHT HE WAS ON, GIVEN

但我不知道卡斯特爾認為他站在哪一邊，因為... ...

HOW IMPRESSED HE WAS BY THE HOUSE MANAGERS' CASE.

他是如何被房子經理的案子所打動的。

>> BEFORE I BEGIN, I WANT TO COMMENT ON THE OUTSTANDING

>> 在開始之前，我想先對傑出的 "中國製造 "發表意見。

PRESENTATION FROM OUR OPPONENTS.

我們的對手的介紹：

I'LL BE QUITE FRANK WITH YOU: WE CHANGED WHAT WE WERE GOING TO DO

我坦白告訴你，我們改變了我們要做的事情。

ON ACCOUNT THAT WE THOUGHT THE HOUSE MANAGERS' PRESENTATION WAS

因為我們認為屋邨經理的發言是很好的。

WELL DONE.

做得很好。

>> Stephen: ( AS CASTOR )

>> Stephen: ( AS CASTOR )

"AND, UH, WHEN IT-- WHEN IT TURNED OUT THE OTHER GUYS WERE

"而且，呃，當它... 當它變成了其他的傢伙都是

PREPARED, WE CALLED AN AUDIBLE AND DECIDED TO BE PREPARED

準備好了，我們叫了一個聽眾，決定要準備好。

OURSELVES.

我們自己。

AND YOU ALL CAN IMAGINE HOW HARD OF A DECISION THAT WAS FOR US,

你們都能想象到這對我們來說是多麼艱難的決定。

SINCE WE ARE, AGAIN, COMPLETELY UNPREPARED."

因為我們又一次完全沒有準備好。"

BUT I'LL GIVE CASTOR THIS: THE MAN CAN TALK.

但我會給CASTOR這個。該名男子可以說話。

AND TALK.

和說話。

AND TALK.

和說話。

>> MY NAME IS BRUCE CASTOR.

>> 我叫布魯斯-卡斯特爾。

I AM THE LEAD PROSECUTOR-- LEAD COUNSEL FOR THE 45th PRESIDENT

我是第45任總統的首席檢察官--首席律師。

OF THE UNITED STATES.

美利堅合眾國政府

I WAS ASSISTANT D.A. FOR SUCH A LONG TIME...

我當了這麼久的助理檢察官... ...

SENATORS OF THE UNITED STATES, THEY ARE NOT ORDINARY PEOPLE.

美國的參議員們，他們不是普通人。

THERE ARE EXTRAORDINARY PEOPLE...

有一些奇怪的人... ...

IT WAS HAPPENING IN ATHENS, AND IT WAS HAPPENING IN ROME...

雅典發生了，羅馬也發生了... ...

"HE WHO WOULD TRADE LIBERTY FOR SOME TEMPORARY SECURITY DESERVE

"誰願意用自由換取一些暫時的安全，誰就應該得到

NEITHER LIBERTY NOR SECURITY.

既不自由也不安全。

I WORKED IN THIS BUILDING 40 YEARS AGO.

我40年前在這棟樓裡工作過。

I GOT LOST THEN, AND I STILL DO.

我那時迷失了，現在也是。

>> Stephen: I CAN TELL!

>> 史蒂芬：我可以告訴你!

CASTOR WAS SO RAMBLING, THERE WERE TIMES IT SEEMED LIKE HIS

CASTOR是如此的喋喋不休，有幾次似乎他的。

PLAN WAS TO PUT EVERYBODY TO SLEEP, THEN GRAB THE ARTICLES OF

計劃是把每個人都睡著了，然後搶的文章的。

IMPEACHMENT AND JUST TIPTOE OUT.

IMPEACHMENT AND JUST TIPTOE OUT。

EVEN C-SPAN TRIED TO SAVE THEIR RATINGS BY SWITCHING TO LIVE

甚至連C-SPAN都試圖通過切換到直播來挽救他們的收視率。

TESTIMONY FROM THE HOUSE SUBCOMMITTEE ON PAINT DRYING.

眾議院油漆乾燥小組委員會的意見。

NOW, OCCASIONALLY, CASTOR STUMBLED ON AN ACTUAL POINT--

現在，偶爾，CASTOR偶然發現了一個實際的點 --

LIKE WHEN HE ARGUED IMPEACHMENT SHOULDN'T HAPPEN VERY MUCH.

就像當他爭辯 IMPEACHMENT SHOULDN'T HAPPENN'T HERY MUCH。

>> UNTIL THE IMPEACHMENT OF BILL CLINTON, NO ONE ALIVE HAD EVER

>> 直到比爾-克林頓被罷免之前，沒有人還活著。

LIVED THROUGH A PRESIDENTIAL IMPEACHMENT, NOT UNLESS SOME OF

熬過了總統的執政，而不是除非一些人

YOU ARE 150 YEARS OLD.

你已經150歲了。

NOT A SINGLE PERSON ALIVE HAD LIVED THROUGH A PRESIDENTIAL

在世的人中沒有一個人經歷過總統任期。

IMPEACHMENT.

IMPEACHMENT：

NOW MOST OF US HAVE LIVED THROUGH THREE OF THEM.

現在我們大多數人都經歷了其中的三個。

THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE ULTIMATE SAFETY VALVE, THE LAST

這應該是最高的安全閥，最後的安全閥。