Remember this little guy?

還記得這個小傢伙嗎？

- It's all flooding back, it's happening.

- 這一切都湧了回來，它的發生。

- It's all coming back.

- 都回來了。

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)

- Hey guys, welcome to "Stir Crazy"

- 嘿，歡迎來到 "瘋狂攪拌"。

the show that's just like "Game of Thrones"

《權力的遊戲》的劇集

except for all that dragon stuff.

除了所有的龍的東西。

You'll know my guest today from "The Office",

你們一定認識我今天的嘉賓，來自 "辦公室"。

his new Amazon show "Utopia" and his YouTube series,

他的新亞馬遜節目 "烏托邦 "和他的YouTube系列。

An Idiot's Guide To Climate Change, It's Rainn Wilson.

氣候變化的白痴指南，是Rainn Wilson。

Hey Rainn.

嘿，雷恩

- (mimics cheering)I miss it.

- (模仿歡呼聲)我很懷念。

There's no audience, there's no applause, there's no...

沒有觀眾，沒有掌聲，沒有... ...

- Is that how they sound to you?

- 你覺得他們的聲音是這樣的嗎？

Like one sad.

就像一個悲傷的。

(both mimic cheering)

(均為加油)

Your career is remarkably eclectic.

你的事業是非常折中的。

I looked down your filmography of film and TV projects.

我看了下你的影視項目記錄。

You've played every manner of part.

你已經扮演了各種方式的角色。

I wanna test you to see if you know your own career well.

我想考考你，看看你對自己的職業是否瞭解。

- Okay.

- 好吧，我知道了

- You ready for this?

- 你準備好了嗎？

- Yeah. - Okay.

- 好吧

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)

All right, so I'm gonna name a project,

好吧，所以我要去命名一個項目。

you tell me if you remember the name

你告訴我，如果你還記得這個名字

of the character you played. - Oh, wow.

你扮演的角色的。- 哦，哇。

- So let's go back to the beginning.

- 所以，讓我們回到起點。

"Galaxy Quest" who did you play in "Galaxy Quest"?

"銀河系任務 "中你扮演的是誰？

- Lahnk.

- Lahnk。

- Very good, all right, good.

- 很好，好的，好的。

There's only one Lahnk.

只有一個拉恩克

- I'm gonna ace this test, go.

- 這次考試我一定要考好，加油。

Let's go. - Calm down.

我們走吧。- 冷靜點

Calm down - Come on.

冷靜點 來吧

- "Entourage", you were on "Entourage".

- "Entourage"，你在 "Entourage"。

You played, of course?

你當然玩了？

(laughs) See what happens?

看看會發生什麼？

You got cocky.

你太自大了

- I have no idea what that guy was called.

- 我不知道那個人叫什麼。

I was the fat guy who was into porn, that's all I know.

我就是那個喜歡看A片的胖子，我只知道這些。

- (laughs) It was R.J. Spencer, of course.

- (笑)當然是R. J. Spencer。

- R.J. Spencer, of course.

- 當然是R. J. Spencer。

- You would never have gotten that.

- 你永遠不會得到的。

Do you remember your character name in "Monsters Vs. Aliens?

你還記得你在《怪獸大戰外星人》中的角色名字嗎？

- Galaxhar.

- Galaxhar。

- Very nice, what about the classic

- 很好，那經典的

"Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen?"

"變形金剛:"變形金剛： 墮落者的復仇"？

- Oh no, he was like Dr. Morran or something like that.

- 哦，不，他是像莫蘭博士或類似的東西。

- Oh, very close.

- 哦，非常接近。

It's not a doctor, it's a professor.

這不是醫生，是教授。

- Yeah. - Professor Co...

- 柯教授...

- Coban, Colan. - Colan, Colan, Colan.

- 科班，科蘭- 科蘭，科蘭，科蘭。

- "CSI", you of course played the indelible role of...

- "CSI"，你當然扮演了不可磨滅的角色... ...

- Creepy guy in supermarket.

- 詭異的傢伙在超市。

- Oh, you added the creepy.

- 哦，你加了個毛骨悚然。

That's not listed as creepy,

這並沒有被列為毛骨悚然。

but if you interpret-

但如果你解釋

- Oh, it was just guy in supermarket?

- 哦，只是超市裡的人？

It was guy in supermarket.

是超市裡的人。

I might be confusing it with my role

我可能把它和我的角色搞混了

in "Law & Order: Special Victims Unit"

在 "法律與秩序。"法律與秩序： 特別受害者小組"

when I played creepy janitor.

當我玩令人毛骨悚然的清潔工。

- Sahara.

- 撒哈拉；

- Rudi Gunn.

- 魯迪-岡恩

- Very good, you've been writing your Rudi Gunn fan fiction,

- 很好，你一直在寫你的魯迪・岡恩粉絲小說。

so you'd know that one.

所以你會知道那一個。

- I remember McConaughey being like,

- 我記得McConaughey是這樣的。

"Hey Rudi, we gotta get going here."

"嘿，魯迪，我們得走了。"

- And finally, what about in "The Meg"?

- 最後，"梅格 "裡呢？

This is a pretty recent role,

這是個很新的角色。

let's see how your short term memory is.

讓我們看看你的短期記憶力如何。

In "The Meg" you played?

在 "梅格 "中，你扮演的是？

- Jack,

- 傑克。

Jack Kirby.

Jack Kirby.

I shot this three years ago and I can't remember his name.

這是我三年前拍的，我不記得他的名字了。

What was his name?

他叫什麼名字？

- You're trying to save the planet.

- 你是想拯救地球

You have a lot on your mind.

你有很多想法。

It's Morris.

我是莫里斯

It's Morris - Morris, right.

是莫里斯--莫里斯，沒錯。

It was Jack Morris, but he just went by Morris.

是傑克-莫里斯，但他只是用莫里斯來稱呼。

And then it was just one word, Morris.

然後就是一個字，莫里斯。

I give myself a C plus on that.

我給自己一個C加分。

- I was gonna go with that too.

- 我也要去的。

We were talking a little bit about "The Office".

我們聊了一下《辦公室》。

I'm curious, are you the kind of guy

我很好奇，你是那種人嗎？

that keeps stuff from the set?

這讓東西從設置？

Did you keep anything from

你有沒有保留什麼東西

"The Office" all these years later?

"辦公室 "這麼多年了？

- I have a couple little things.

- 我有幾件小事。

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)

Got these puppies.

得到這些小狗。

Remember this little guy?

還記得這個小傢伙嗎？

It's all flooding back, it's happening.

這一切都湧了回來，它的發生。

- It's all coming back?

- 都回來了？

This was the thing in season two,

這是第二季的事情。

we sent out to members of the press.

我們向新聞界人士發出的。

It's cans of beets.

是甜菜罐頭。

This is a very prized possession.

這是一個非常珍貴的財產。

I'm not sure about the state or condition

我不知道狀態和狀況。

of the beets inside said can, however.

所述罐頭內的甜菜，但。

- So you got all the important stuff.

- 所以你得到了所有重要的東西。

What else would you possibly desire?

你還會想要什麼？

- Oh, there's a lot of stuff, man.

- 哦，有很多的東西，男人。

I would have loved his briefcase and his desk and his car.

我會喜歡他的公文包，他的桌子和他的車。

I thought about buying his car for a while.

我想過要買他的車一段時間。

I was like, I wonder if they'd sell me the Trans-Am?

我當時想，我想知道他們是否會賣給我Trans -Am？

- You could really freak somebody out next Halloween

- 明年萬聖節你真的可以把人嚇壞了

if you answer the door in those glasses,

如果你戴著眼鏡去開門

it might just change someone's life.

它可能只是改變某人的生活。

- I've honestly thought about what would it be like

- 我真的想過，如果是這樣的話

for me to dress completely as Dwight

讓我完全穿成德懷特的樣子

and go trick or treating?

並去欺騙或治療？

And people would be like, oh my God,

人們會說，哦，我的上帝。

the resemblance is uncanny.

相似的地方是不可思議的。

And I would be like, I know, right?

我就會說，我知道，對吧？

Crazy. - Or worse,

瘋狂的。- 或者更糟。

they say, yeah, I don't buy it.

他們說，是的，我不買它。

Not so good. - Yeah,

不太好- 對啊

they're like, I've seen better.

他們喜歡，我已經看到了更好的。

- Did you see that Jennifer Garner just the other day

- 你有沒有看到詹妮弗-加納前幾天的表現

had an emotional breakdown watching "The Office"?

看 "辦公室 "時情緒崩潰了？

- That was so funny and sweet and wonderful,

- 真是又好笑又可愛又精彩。

and you know, I'm so privileged to have been

你知道，我是如此榮幸已經

a part of a show that has such emotional resonance to it.

一個節目的一部分，有這樣的情感共鳴。

People really, it's like family to them,

人真的，對他們來說就像家人一樣。

they care about these characters so much.

他們關心 這些字元這麼多。

They're so deeply committed and involved at the show.

他們在展會上的投入和參與度如此之深。

It's fantastic.

這真是太棒了。

- Congratulations are in order though,

- 不過還是要恭喜你。

because truly I'm such a fan of your new,

因為真正我是你的新粉絲。

what are you doing, What are you doing?

你在做什麼，你在做什麼？

What are you doing?

你在做什麼？

Dude, we're doing a show here. - I'm eating broccoli, what?

夥計，我們正在做一個節目在這裡。- 我在吃西蘭花，什麼？

- You couldn't have waited like 10 minutes

- 你就不能等十分鐘嗎？

until after the show to start eating?

直到演出結束後才開始吃飯？

- Okay, fine, what are we talking about?

- 好吧，好吧，我們在說什麼？

What useless Hollywood inanity

好萊塢的無用之物

are we talking about now, Josh?

我們現在說的是什麼，喬希？

- Well, you know what Rainn?

- 你知道嗎，雷恩？

I was just about to compliment you on your new YouTube

我正想稱讚你在YouTube上的新作品。

series An Idiot's Guide to Climate Change,

氣候變化的白痴指南》系列。

but maybe now, nevermind, nevermind.

但也許現在，evermind，evermind。

- No, no, no, no, no, I'm sorry.

- 不，不，不，不，不，我很抱歉。

- No, no, we're good.

- 不，不，我們很好。

- No, no, please, let's continue.

- 不，不，拜託，我們繼續。

Did you like it, did you really like it?

你喜歡嗎，你真的喜歡嗎？

- I truly did like it.

- 我真的很喜歡。

Despite your horrible personality otherwise,

儘管你的性格很可怕，否則。

I liked your hosting duties on this one.

我喜歡你這次的主持工作。

Climate change is a subject that's close to my heart,

氣候變化是一個與我息息相關的話題。

and I, of course, am an idiot.

而我，當然，是個白痴。

So this checks both boxes for me.

所以這對我來說是兩全其美。

- Perfect.

- 完美的。

- Beyond your celebrity, there is a greater celebrity

- 除了你的名人，還有更大的名人。

that hangs over this series.

籠罩在這個系列上的。

I'm talking, of course, about Greta, Greta Thunberg.

當然，我說的是葛麗泰，葛麗泰-圖恩伯格。

- Yes. - First of all,

- 是的 首先

Did I pronounce it correctly, Thunberg.

我的發音正確嗎，圖博格？

- It's like you're a native Swede.

- 就像你是一個土生土長的瑞典人。

- Is it fair to say you're a little star struck?

- 是不是可以說你有點星光熠熠？

- I was a little star struck.

- 我有點星火燎原的感覺。

There's very few people that I've met in my life

我這輩子遇到的人很少了

where I've kind of gone (mutters)

我去了哪裡？

I get that little like googey kind of celebrity thing.

我明白了，小喜歡googey那種名人的事情。

But she's literally meeting with heads of state.

但她真的是在和各國元首會面。

Like right now she's meeting with Angela Merkel.

就像現在她正在和默克爾見面。

How was my pronunciation on that, pretty good?

我的發音怎麼樣，很好聽嗎？

- Very impressive, yeah.

- 非常令人印象深刻，是的。

So Greta's just 17, were you saving the planet at 17?

所以葛麗泰才17歲，你17歲就開始拯救地球了嗎？

- You know when I was 17,

- 你知道我17歲的時候。

I didn't know how to make a sandwich.

我不知道如何做一個三明治。

I mean, and these people are changing the world.

我的意思是，這些人正在改變世界。

- Do you now know how to make a sandwich?

- 你現在知道怎麼做三明治了嗎？

- I do, well sometimes just for fun

- 我是這樣做的，有時只是為了好玩

I put the bread on the inside.

我把麵包放在裡面。

- And you hold the ingredients on the outside?

- 而你卻把食材放在外面？

- It's stickier, but I gotta be me, Josh.

- 這是更粘，但我必須是我，喬希。

How was my pronunciation of that?

我的發音怎麼樣？

Was it pretty good, Josh?

是不是很不錯，喬希？

Am I saying it right?

我說的對嗎？

- No, it's Yosh, it's Yosh.

- 不，是吉，是吉。

- Yosh.

- 吉

- We've known each other for like a decade

- 我們已經認識了十幾年了

and you still get that wrong all the time.

但你還是經常弄錯。

- I'm sorry, I'm sorry. - It's okay, man.

- 對不起，我很抱歉。- 沒關係，夥計。

Don't do it, don't, you're looking at it.

不要做，不要，你在看。

Fuck, come on man, don't,

他媽的，來吧，夥計，不要。

you're better than that.

你是比這更好的。

Just put, nope.

只是把，不。

- How about this?

- 這個怎麼樣？

You ask me a question, if it's good,

你問我一個問題，如果是好的。

I'll put the broccoli down.

我把西蘭花放下。

If it's lame, I'm gonna chew.

如果它是蹩腳的，我要去咀嚼。

- Some would you rather questions for you,

- 有些人寧願你的問題。

Rainn, If you'll indulge me.

雷恩，如果你能原諒我的話。

- You've got me.

- 你有我。

(Josh laughs)

（喬希笑）

I'm all in.

我全包了

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)

- Would you rather on an audition every single day

- 你寧願每天都去試鏡嗎？

of your life or never work again?

你的生活或永遠不會再工作？

- Never work again.

- 再也不工作了。

- Would you rather live on a glacier or live with me

- 你願意住在冰川上還是和我一起住？

in my cozy one bedroom New York City apartment?

在我舒適的紐約市一房間公寓裡？

- Glacier.

- 冰川。

- Okay.

- 好吧，我知道了

- That's cause 'glaciers are,

- 那是因為'冰川是。

is it about me or about the glacier?

是關於我還是關於冰川？

- That's all I'm gonna say on it.

- 這就是我要說的全部內容。

- Okay.

- 好吧，我知道了

Would you rather legally change your name

你是否願意合法地改變你的名字

to Dwight Schrute or Paul Poopypants?

給德懷特-施魯特還是保羅-波皮褲？

- That's a tough one.

- 這是一個艱難的問題。

I was gonna go immediately with Paul Poopypants,

我本來想馬上去找保羅-波比褲。

but I was like, if I had to,

但我想，如果我不得不這樣做，

if someone had a gun to my head,

如果有人用槍指著我的頭，

in fact I have a drill right here, self dentistry.

其實我這裡就有一個鑽頭，自我牙科。

- Oh, that's useful now, yeah.

- 哦，現在有用了，是的。

- I mean, if someone had a gun to my head

- 我的意思是，如果有人用槍指著我的頭

and I had to choose between those two,

我不得不在這兩個人中選擇。

I'd probably go with Dwight Schrute,

我可能會選擇Dwight Schrute。

because I could, I don't know,

因為我可以，我不知道。

go to some comic book conventions or something,

去參加一些漫畫書大會什麼的。

somehow find a way to profit off of it.

以某種方式找到一種方法來獲利。

So ultimately, I'm gonna go

所以最終，我會去

Dwight Schrute and not Paul Poopypants.

Dwight Schrute而不是Paul Poopypants。

- Congratulations are also in order,

- 也要恭喜你。

you have another new project "Utopia" on Amazon.

你在亞馬遜上有另一個新項目 "烏托邦"。

What's Rainn Wilson's personal utopia look like?

雷恩-威爾遜的個人烏托邦是什麼樣的？

- My utopia is just frolicking with animals in nature.

- 我的烏托邦就是在大自然中與動物嬉戲。

- What a segue, Rainn.

- 多麼好的轉場啊，雷恩

I think we're about to meet some of your friends

我想我們就要見到你的一些朋友了。

at the palatial Rainn Wilson estate, is that true?

在雷恩-威爾遜的豪宅裡，是真的嗎？

- Shall we?

- 我們可以嗎？

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)

- This is my ideal angle.

- 這是我理想的角度。

This is the way I like to look at you.

我就喜歡這樣看你。

- My nose hairs?

- 我的鼻毛？

Okay hey, so Yosh, thanks for coming down to the,

好吧，嘿，所以Yosh，謝謝你來了。

we call this our pig palace.

我們稱這是我們的豬宮。

This is where the pigs live.

這裡是豬住的地方。

It's bigger than your New York apartment.

它比你的紐約公寓還要大。

- No, truly, I was just gonna say, can I live there?

- 不，真的，我只是想說，我可以住在那裡嗎？

- [Rainn] Look, there's a nice bed.

- 看，那是一張漂亮的床

It's a nice soft bed for you and your wife.

這張床很柔軟，適合你和你的妻子。

Hey piggies, pig, pig, pig, pig.

嘿，小豬，小豬，小豬，小豬，小豬。

You see them down there in the shade and the shadows?

你看到他們在下面的陰影和陰影裡嗎？

Hi, there they are.

嗨，他們在這裡。

That's Snortington. - I'm Yosh, hi.

那是Snortington.- 我是Yosh, 嗨.

- Hey's the big fat one.

- 嘿，就是那個大胖子。

This is Yosh.

我是Yosh