字幕列表 影片播放 已審核 字幕已審核 列印所有字幕 列印翻譯字幕 列印英文字幕 Welcome to the program. 歡迎來到這個節目。 Just wore a t-shirt today, and then seconds before going on, I thought, that's not enough. 我今天穿了件 T 恤,然後上節目前幾秒突然覺得,好像缺了點什麼。 Went to my car, found this jacket I've had forever in the trunk. 所以我去車上,在後車箱裡找到了這件一直放在那的夾克。 That's why I'm dressed like a man having a horrible midlife crisis — old jacket found in the car. 這就是我為什麼穿成這樣,像個正經歷可怕中年危機的男人。車上發現的舊夾克。 Anyway, that's what you get when you're making a show in an abandoned theater during a pandemic. 總之,這就是疫情期間在廢棄劇院裡做節目的結果。 Alright. 好吧。 Great show tonight, Mike Birbiglia, very funny gentlemen will be on the program. 今晚的秀很精彩,麥克·柏比葛利亞,一位非常有趣的男士將出演節目。 Speaking of funny gentlemen... 說到有趣的男士… I never do transitions, Andy Richter. 我從不做轉場的,那是安迪·里希特! Hi! 嗨! So you hear that, that was nice. 所以,你聽到了,不錯。 I did, it was. 我聽到了。 I... I thought you were gonna talk about me. 我就在想你會提到我。 Oh, when you heard funny gentlemen? 哦?什麼時候?提到有趣的男士時嗎? Yeah, yeah, because I mean, I'm... 對啊,因為我… 我… I mean, I'm... I'm here basically. 我的意思是,我在現場,基本上。 And also you're the only one here. 而且這裡只有你一個人。 I exist. 我在這。 Yeah. 對。 I like, too, that your midlife crisis jacket is an old jacket. 我也喜歡你的中年危機夾克同時本身很老。 I know. 對吧。 Meaning you've already gone through it. 意思是,你已經經歷過了。 Yeah, I... That's just a, sort of a hint at how old I really am. 對,我… 這有點在暗示我年紀多大。 - Is that... - You've come to terms. - 那是… - 你承認了。 Yeah, I found my midlife crisis jacket in the car from like eight years ago. 對啊,我在車裡找到了八年前的中年危機夾克。 Yeah, yeah. 嗯哼。 It's been driving around. 它一直在車裡被載來載去。 Do you ever do that? 你也做過這種事嗎? - Do you ever keep a jacket in your car in case you're stuck somewhere and it got cold suddenly, and you don't have a jacket? -Yes. - 你有沒有放過外套在車上,以防你被迫留在哪裡,然後突然很冷但是你沒有外套? - 有。 I used to do that all the time, but now I have a big dog. 我以前常這樣做,但我現在有隻大狗。 - So there's no room for anything but dog in my car. - Yeah. - 所以我車裡除了狗,什麼都放不下。 - 嗯哼。 You could wear the dog. 你可以穿狗。 I keep talking to her about it, but she's just not amenable. 我一直有在跟她談這個問題,但她就是不聽話。
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