Just wore a t-shirt today, and then seconds before going on, I thought, that's not enough.

我今天穿了件 T 恤，然後上節目前幾秒突然覺得，好像缺了點什麼。

Went to my car, found this jacket I've had forever in the trunk.

所以我去車上，在後車箱裡找到了這件一直放在那的夾克。

That's why I'm dressed like a man having a horrible midlife crisis — old jacket found in the car.

這就是我為什麼穿成這樣，像個正經歷可怕中年危機的男人。車上發現的舊夾克。

Anyway, that's what you get when you're making a show in an abandoned theater during a pandemic.

總之，這就是疫情期間在廢棄劇院裡做節目的結果。

Alright.

好吧。

Great show tonight, Mike Birbiglia, very funny gentlemen will be on the program.

今晚的秀很精彩，麥克·柏比葛利亞，一位非常有趣的男士將出演節目。

Speaking of funny gentlemen...

說到有趣的男士…

I never do transitions, Andy Richter.

我從不做轉場的，那是安迪·里希特！

Hi!

嗨！

So you hear that, that was nice.

所以，你聽到了，不錯。

I did, it was.

我聽到了。

I... I thought you were gonna talk about me.

我就在想你會提到我。

Oh, when you heard funny gentlemen?

哦？什麼時候？提到有趣的男士時嗎？

Yeah, yeah, because I mean, I'm...

對啊，因為我… 我…

I mean, I'm... I'm here basically.

我的意思是，我在現場，基本上。

And also you're the only one here.

而且這裡只有你一個人。

I exist.

我在這。

Yeah.

對。

I like, too, that your midlife crisis jacket is an old jacket.

我也喜歡你的中年危機夾克同時本身很老。

I know.

對吧。

Meaning you've already gone through it.

意思是，你已經經歷過了。

Yeah, I... That's just a, sort of a hint at how old I really am.

對，我… 這有點在暗示我年紀多大。

- Is that... - You've come to terms.

- 那是… - 你承認了。

Yeah, I found my midlife crisis jacket in the car from like eight years ago.

對啊，我在車裡找到了八年前的中年危機夾克。

Yeah, yeah.

嗯哼。

It's been driving around.

它一直在車裡被載來載去。

Do you ever do that?

你也做過這種事嗎？

- Do you ever keep a jacket in your car in case you're stuck somewhere and it got cold suddenly, and you don't have a jacket? -Yes.

- 你有沒有放過外套在車上，以防你被迫留在哪裡，然後突然很冷但是你沒有外套？ - 有。

I used to do that all the time, but now I have a big dog.

我以前常這樣做，但我現在有隻大狗。

- So there's no room for anything but dog in my car. - Yeah.

- 所以我車裡除了狗，什麼都放不下。 - 嗯哼。

You could wear the dog.

你可以穿狗。

I keep talking to her about it, but she's just not amenable.

我一直有在跟她談這個問題，但她就是不聽話。