Name: 大衛-斯派德為貝克開場 - "深夜與柯南-奧布萊恩"。 (David Spade Opened For Beck - "Late Night With Conan O'Brien")
Uploaded: 2021-02-09T18:35:47.000Z
Duration: 9 min 55 s

過去簡單式

Way had Mr Sandler on the show last night.

偉昨晚讓桑德勒先生上了節目。

我的第一次，我的暱稱斯諾登。

Yeah, When I started Saturday night, you were ah, writer.

是啊，當我開始星期六晚上， 你是啊，作家。

And you took me in your wings, and you kind of carried me through the year.

你用你的翅膀帶著我，你帶著我度過了這一年。

And that's why I didn't get anything on stage.

這就是為什麼我在舞臺上什麼都沒有得到。

Right now I wrote a lot of crap that year.

You're with the uber models with the Ultra models.

Do you ever think I just want to settle down.

你有沒有想過我只是想安定下來。

Uh, Conan, I know that deep down, I know I wanna have a nanny.

呃，柯南，我知道在內心深處，我知道我想有一個保姆。

And so to have a nanny, Yeah, I'll probably have some kids thing for sure.

所以有一個保姆，是的，我可能會有一些孩子的事情肯定。

It's the best way you will work your way around, huh?

這是最好的方式，你會工作的方式，嗯？

Yeah, that's a good idea, but no, it Z, it's tough because, you know, you date, like if you date now and then because I'm single.

是啊，這是一個好主意，但不，它Z，這是艱難的，因為，你知道，你的日期，像如果你現在的日期，然後因為我是單身。

這裡面真的沒有故事，你知道嗎？

So I'm a single guy, so I date here and there.

所以我是個單身漢，所以我在這裡和那裡約會。

And then the problem is, if you date like a girl and then another one, like, a couple weeks later Whatever you know, no big deal is nothing.

然後問題是，如果你像一個女孩約會 然後另一個，像，幾個星期後 不管你知道，沒有什麼大不了的是什麼。

But you kind of mix up their stories because, you know, they all tell you the whole story about their life, and I kind of sometimes don't listen totally.

但你會把他們的故事混在一起，因為，你知道，他們都會告訴你關於他們生活的整個故事，而我有時並沒有完全聽進去。

And that it is kind of And then So then dinner a couple then?

而這是一種 然後，然後晚餐一對夫婦呢？

And then you like, criss crossed a few times.

所以你忘了背景故事的結合點。

Then they tell you they tell you something, you have to commit one way or the other.

然後他們告訴你，他們告訴你的東西，你必須承諾一個方式或其他。

So you just act you the really sad or you just pick one.

所以你就裝作你真的很傷心，或者你就選一個。

And I go, Oh, yeah, but don't think of you like lollipops and stuff.

我說，哦，是的，但不要把你當成棒棒糖之類的東西。

Now I just you know, I committed it, though.

現在我只是... ...你知道，我犯了它，雖然。

You're from, you know, used to talk about this back in the day.

你是來自，你知道，以前我們經常談論這個問題。

I try Thio, but you know, showbiz kind of creeps into its kind of everywhere now because of all, you know, all the ways you could get it, the Internet and all that.

我試著Thio，但你知道，娛樂圈的那種蠕動到它的那種無處不在，現在因為所有的，你知道，所有的方式，你可以得到它，互聯網和所有的。

So I live in, like, kind of secluded area.

所以我住在，像，那種僻靜的地方。

And there's this old German woman that lives next to me, and she's really sweet and she has a garden.

有一個德國老太太住在我旁邊， 她真的很可愛，她有一個花園。

And so when I meet her, she's like the last person, but she's a kind of a secret fan, but she's just a huge bluffer.

所以當我見到她的時候，她就像最後一個人一樣，但她是一種祕密的粉絲，但她只是一個巨大的唬人。

So the first time I move in, she goes, I'm your neighbor.

所以我第一次搬進去的時候，她就說，我是你的鄰居。

She goes, But I don't know the teeth v with the letters.

她走了，但我不知道牙齒v與字母。

I hope you're as good as a neighbor as you are on famous I e.

我希望你能像你在著名的I e上一樣，成為一個好鄰居。

So then the next time I come in town, she goes, Ah, friend told me you were on the TV with the images on the screen.

於是，下次我進城的時候，她就說，啊，朋友告訴我，你上了電視，螢幕上的畫面。

I don't know, because I have my roses and lilies and I don't, so I wouldn't know.

我不知道，因為我有我的玫瑰和百合，我沒有，所以我不會知道。

So the next time I come on, she's like, Hey, Cone Is Is that laser disc e Go.

所以下一次我上場的時候，她就會說："嘿，Cone是那張鐳射光盤嗎？"。

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