My guest today is talented and dreamy and a nice guy.

我今天的嘉賓是個有才華有夢想的人，也是個好人。

Personally, I don't really care for him, but the kids love them.

就我個人而言，我並不關心他，但孩子們喜歡他們。

It's Jamie Dornan.

是Jamie Dornan

What a beautiful, beautiful introduction.

多麼美麗動聽的介紹。

I appreciate that.

我很感激

Just like you haven't bailed on me yet.

就像你還沒有拋棄我一樣。

I was worried.

我很擔心

It's good to see you, buddy.

很高興見到你，夥計。

You're at home.

你在家裡。

You're in the UK.

你是在英國。

It's late where you are.

你所在的地方已經很晚了。

Thanks for staying up for May.

謝謝你熬過了五月。

Actually, I've got something more important after this.

其實，在這之後，我還有更重要的事情。

So that's why I'm actually staying up.

所以，這就是為什麼我居然還沒睡。

Oh, perfect.

哦，完美。

Thanks for your honesty.

謝謝你的坦誠。

One of the exciting recent developments in your life is you have joined the 21st century.

你生活中最近的一個令人興奮的發展是你已經加入了21世紀。

You're on instagram now.

你現在在instagram上。

I've noticed.

我已經注意到了。

Can we Can we take a look at some of your recent Instagram posts?

我們可以看看你最近在Instagram上的一些帖子嗎？

I want you to explain the Graham to May E.

我想讓你向梅-E解釋一下格雷厄姆。

This is, uh, talk me through the outfit here, talking me through what's going on here?

這是，呃，給我講講這裡的裝備，給我講講這裡的情況？

Who are you wearing?

你穿的是誰的衣服？

I mean I mean, what do you need explained here?

我的意思是，我的意思是，你需要在這裡解釋什麼？

Nothing.

什麼都沒有。

I just never This is no judgment all good.

我只是從來沒有 這是不判斷所有的好。

I mean, this is having three little girls.

我的意思是，這是有三個小女孩。

I'm going to say that I look good.

我想說的是，我看起來不錯。

I'll start with that.

我先說說這個。

I think, uh, my wife wasn't delighted with that because she loves her dress on.

我想，呃，我的妻子是不是很高興，因為她喜歡她的衣服上。

And Aziz, you could probably tell it's tight.

還有阿茲，你大概可以看出它很緊。

Eso it was.

是以，它是。

It was a bit of a number of getting it off.

要想把它弄下來，還真有點數。

There's a lot to unpack here.

這裡有很多需要解讀的地方。

I don't know what this is.

我不知道這是什麼。

I believe you're shirtless.

我相信你是沒穿衣服的

I believe there is a blue light emanating out of your throat.

我相信你的喉嚨裡發出了藍色的光。

It was my our eldest daughter's seventh birthday on, but that was a balloon that was in my mouth that had a blue light.

那是我我們大女兒的七歲生日上，但那是我嘴裡的氣球，有藍光。

It was blue balloon on that was sort of viciously like rocking it back and forth with my teeth, trying to make my kids laughing and burst by the time it burst and I sort of realized everyone had left the room on, I was in there alone.

這是藍色的氣球上，是那種惡狠狠的像用牙齒來回搖晃，想把孩子們逗笑，爆掉的時候，我有點意識到大家都離開了房間，我一個人在裡面。

Wow!

哇！

Coming soon to reality TV.

即將進入真人秀節目。

The Sad, Sad Life of Jamie Dornan, ITT's Barbara Starr, Goto Vista del Mar You're in good hands.

傑米-多南的悲慘人生 ITT的芭芭拉-斯塔爾，Goto Vista del Mar，你會得到好的幫助。

Kristen Wig Annie Mumolo their follow up their writing partners that made brides maids in the movie um, you rip your shirt off?

克里斯汀假髮安妮-穆莫洛他們的後續他們的寫作夥伴，使新娘的女僕在電影嗯，你撕裂你的襯衫關閉？

Was that in the Scriptures that just something you organically do in your life?

那是在經文中，只是你在生活中有機地做的事情嗎？

I don't think that was in the script.

我覺得劇本里沒有這個內容。

Would you mind just ripping your shirt off?

你能不能把你的衣服撕掉？

Now?

現在？

Joshi needs some clicks.

喬希需要一些點擊率。

I really need all the help I can get.

我真的需要所有的幫助，我可以得到。

I'm not wearing anything under this perfect way.

在這種完美的方式下，我沒有穿任何東西。

Got it.

我知道了

I got a new tattoo that takes over my whole chest that I don't want to reveal yet because it's still kind of sticky.

我有一個新的紋身，佔據了我的整個胸口，我不想透露，因為它仍然是一種粘性。

Is it my face?

是我的臉嗎？

What's the tattoo?

紋身是什麼？

It's the back of your head.

是你的後腦勺。

E.

E.

I've got your face on my back.

我已經把你的臉貼在我背上了。

So it's almost like you're looking for me, um, in the film, without revealing too much.

所以，這幾乎是你在找我，嗯，在電影中，不透露太多。

There's a great drunk dial sequence where you drunk dial someone that you are very much infatuated with.

有一個很好的醉撥序列，你醉撥一個你非常迷戀的人。

Um, I've often heard it said by actors that playing drunk is about the hardest thing to Dio.

嗯，我經常聽演員們說，演醉漢大約是迪奧最難的事情。

I need some tips.

我需要一些提示。

This is Jamie Dornan's guide to Drunk acting.

這是傑米-多南的醉酒表演指南。

What are some do's and dont's.

有哪些注意事項。

I'm gonna give you some wine, some iconic film wines and let's give me your best.

我給你一些酒，一些標誌性的電影酒，讓我們把你最好的東西給我。

I'm gonna give you different modifications like this first one.

我會給你不同的修改，比如這第一種。

This is like one tequila shot.

這就像一杯龍舌蘭酒。

Okay?

好嗎？

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Things is just a little bit Very.

事情就是有點非常。

I'm a very good drinker.

我的酒量很好。

I should say that.

我應該這樣說。

Okay, so let's say this.

好吧，那我們就這麼說吧。

So let's say let's say to let's say let's say three to get this, Okay?

所以，我們說讓我們說讓我們說讓我們說三個得到這個，好嗎？

Three tequila as Jamie Dornan.

三杯龍舌蘭酒作為傑米-多南。

Show me what you got.

讓我看看你有什麼本事。

You complete me.

你讓我完整。

That's very I feel like that's pretty subtle.

這很我覺得這很微妙。

That was your kind of just like holding it together.

那是你的那種就像抱在一起。

You can try.

你可以試試。

You completely.

你完全。

Sort of meant there's still, like an underlying minister that, like, you're actually probably a killer e someone that I was going for.

某種程度上意味著還有，像一個潛在的部長，喜歡，你實際上可能是一個殺手E人，我打算。

I was more like I was, like, stifling throw up.

我更像是在，悶頭吐。

I was, like, gonna vomit.

我當時就想，要吐了。

Oh, I see.

哦，我明白了。

It was good.

這是很好的。

Let's go.

我們走吧

This is five tequila shots.

這是五杯龍舌蘭酒。

Houston, we we have a problem.

休斯敦，我們... ...我們有一個問題。

It looks like you're you're ready to go to bed.

看來你是... ...你準備好去睡覺了。

It's like you're a little sleepy.

好像你有點困了。

Is that what I take part time?

我就是這樣兼職的嗎？

Houston, we have a problem.

休斯頓，我們有麻煩了。

Yeah, I feel that you did the exact same thing you did on.

是啊，我覺得你做了完全相同的事情，你做的。

Okay, One of us is a professional actor.

好吧，我們中的一個是專業演員。

Fucking Jesus Christ.

他媽的耶穌基督。

Okay, this is what lets dio eight tequila shots okay?

好吧，這是什麼讓迪奧八龍舌蘭酒鏡頭好嗎？

I mean, I'm most logistic girl standing in front of the boy asking him to love her.

我的意思是，我是最後勤的女孩站在男孩面前要求他愛她。

Okay, that was that was drunk and romantic.

好吧，那是那是醉了，浪漫了。

Ill at the same time.

同時，我的病。

I like it.

我喜歡它。

I could smell that.

我聞到了。

I could smell the booze on your breath.

我可以聞到你口中的酒味。

Even from New York City.

即使是紐約市的。

Well done.

幹得好

I've got some stupid.

我有一些愚蠢的。

Would you rather questions you ready?

你寧願問題你準備好了嗎？

Would you rather go back to modeling full time or only play leprechauns the rest of your career?

你是願意全職回去做模特，還是一輩子只玩妖精？

It depends who, like, you know, it is like Scorsese and stuff directing leprechaun stuff.

這要看是誰，就像，你知道，它是像斯科塞斯和東西導演妖精的東西。

I mean, maybe one of the leprechaun movies, but not all of them.

我的意思是，也許一個妖精電影， 但不是所有的人。

Certainly I would take that because at least, you know, you know who's to say they're not brilliant rules and at least I'm going to act.

當然，我會接受，因為至少，你知道，你知道誰能說他們不是輝煌的規則，至少我將採取行動。

I don't understand their, you know, leaning against cars and walls and shit.

我不明白他們，你知道的，靠著汽車和牆壁和狗屎。

Would you rather have six nipples or no nipples?

你願意有六個乳頭還是沒有乳頭？

I have six nipples, but they're kind of spread it all over my feet.

我有6個乳頭，但它們有點分散在我的腳上。

Would you rather go back to living in a tiny one bedroom with your old Fred friend Eddie Redmayne?

你願意回到和你的老友艾迪-雷德梅恩一起住在一個小單間裡嗎？

Or you can live in a giant mansion filled with trolls it should be for the record said that Eddie and I didn't share one bedroom wear.

或者你可以住在一個充滿巨魔的巨大豪宅裡，它應該是記錄在案的說，我和艾迪並沒有共享一個臥室的穿。

Quite nice.

相當不錯。

Three bedroom house, but yeah, e love trolls.

三居室的房子，但是是的，E愛巨魔。

I'm in trolls.

我在巨魔。

I mean, let's let's get a big house of Lords of trolls.

我的意思是，讓我們來弄一個巨魔領主的大房子吧。

I'll be really fun.

我真的會很有趣。

There was never a dull moment.

從來沒有一個沉悶的時刻。

Um, this is I'm gonna ask you the reverse of a question that your buddy Dakota Johnson got on this show.

嗯，這是我要問你一個問題的反面 你的朋友達科他-約翰遜得到了這個節目。

I asked her, Would you rather be in an erotic book club with you or Christian Gray?

我問她，你願意和你還是克里斯蒂安-格雷一起參加情色書友會？

If she didn't say me, I'm calling her immediately.

如果她不說我，我馬上給她打電話。

She said you.

她說你。

She said you're a little more fun.

她說你比較好玩。

Ethan.

伊森

Christian.

基督教。

So would you rather be in an erotic book club with Dakota Johnson or Anastasia Steele?

所以，你願意和達科塔-約翰遜或者阿納斯塔西婭-斯蒂爾一起參加情色書友會嗎？

Uh, on a status e?

呃，在一個狀態e？

Come on.

來吧。

I'm joking.

我是開玩笑的

I'm joking.

我是開玩笑的

No, I mean for the exactly.

不，我的意思是為究竟。

And sang on the stage is quite funny.

而且在舞臺上唱歌也是相當有趣。

She definitely got all the gags.

她絕對得到了所有的噱頭。

Comparatively Christian.

比較基督教。

Certainly, but no.

當然，但不是。

With with d.

與與d。

J.

J.

Because she she's legitimately funny person.

因為她... ...她是個合法的有趣的人。

She is the best.

她是最好的。

Would you rather player I've ever had on the show?

你寧願我曾經在節目中的球員？

She started posing like 10 questions at me.

她開始對我提出了10個問題。

Well, that's a big part of she's a big would you rather guy, you know?

嗯，這是一個很大的一部分，她是一個大的... ...你寧願傢伙，你知道嗎？

I mean, she pulls out all the time, you know?

我的意思是，她拉出所有的時間，你知道嗎？

There.

好了

Is that true?

是真的嗎？

Yeah, she'd be a would you rather, you know, if there's a lull in, uh, you know, you start on set and stuff.

是啊，她會是一個你寧願， 你知道，如果有一個停頓， 呃，你知道，你開始在設置和東西。

She should be coming up with those.

她應該拿出這些。

So I happened to hit her in her strength.

所以我恰好打在她的力氣上。

So she posed this question that I have since asked every single guest.

所以她提出了這個問題，我後來問了每一個客人。

This is a question she asked.

這是她問的問題。

May would you rather have a mouthful of bees or one B in your butt?

請問你是想吃一口蜜蜂還是屁股裡有一個B？

Oh, my God.

哦，我的上帝。

I think she's actually asked me that before.

我想她其實以前也問過我這個問題。

She's recycling material with me.

她在和我一起回收材料。

God.

上帝啊

Yeah.

是啊。

Wow.

哇哦

I get second hands.

我得到第二隻手。

Would you rather And then you're one in your but can you can You like stupid?

你寧願然後你是一個在你的 但你可以你可以喜歡愚蠢的？

I e.

I e.

That depends on your scooping per hour.

這要看你每小時的舀水量。

It's like, is it?

這就像，是嗎？

Is it deep in there?

裡面很深嗎？

Oh, yeah.

哦，是的。

It's all the way up in there.

它的所有方式在那裡。

Yeah, I'd rather have it my arse, I think than than five in the month.

是啊，我寧可讓它在我的屁股上，我想也比在這個月裡的五個。

That's unless you could just open your mouth and get rid of them.

除非你能張開嘴，把他們趕走。

Like, what's the tight?

比如，什麼是緊？

Let's hold on like, what's the time period.

讓我們堅持像，什麼時間段。

They're there for a while and it's a lot.

他們在那裡一段時間，這是一個很大的。

It's not five.

這不是五。

It's a mouthful.

這是一個口子。

It's like a shit walks no one on the ARS, one of the ours.

這就像ARS上的狗屎走無人，我們的的一個人。

We play a game here, we call it.

我們在這裡玩一個遊戲，我們稱之為。

Who am I kidding?

我在跟誰開玩笑？

That's later in the first movie I ever did with Sofia Coppola.

那是我和索菲亞-科波拉合作的第一部電影的後半部分。

Marie Marie Antoinette.

Marie Marie Antoinette.

Welcome.

歡迎你的到來

Famous Irish writer.

愛爾蘭著名作家。

His first name is very much in the industry apart.

他的第一個名字在行業內非常多，除了。

Instead of the Academy Awards, it's the The Oscar.

與其說是奧斯卡獎，不如說是奧斯卡獎。

Oscar Wilde.

奧斯卡-王爾德

Another job I did what?

另一項工作我做了什麼？

I was on a show called Once a part time.

我上過一個叫《曾經的兼職》的節目。

Andi.

安迪

Uh, hey, e, is that Is that the character?

呃，嘿，E，那是那個角色嗎？

Is that what I e believe?

這就是我所相信的嗎？

I just did that?

我就這麼做了？

Robert Carlyle.

羅伯特-卡萊爾。

Robert Carlyle way.

羅伯特-卡萊爾的方式。

Did you get it?

你拿到了嗎？

E.

E.

Grau And I'm a superhero.

格勞，我是個超級英雄。

E Well, the character, the character.

E嗯，性格，性格。

Uh, well, he's a great list of the ones who I'm I'm a lady, and I hang out with Christian Gray in the red room.

呃，好吧，他是一個偉大的名單的那些誰，我... ...我是一個女人，我掛出與克里斯蒂安-格雷在紅房間。

Uh, just eo How'd you like my anesthesia?

你覺得我的麻醉效果如何？

That was spot on, right?

這是正確的，對不對？

Very, really.

非常，真的。

Good.

很好啊

E.

E.

Um, I talk like this.

嗯，我是這樣說話的。

I pause and I was in a movie with you.

我停頓了一下，我是在和你一起看電影。

Oh, that's pretty good.

哦，那是相當不錯的。

It's not so bad.

還不錯

Emily Blunt.

Emily Blunt.

You know my name over there is better there.

你知道我的名字在那邊更好。

Welcome.

歡迎你的到來

Oh, that was close.

哦，那是接近。

Yeah, it's not a competition.

是的，這不是一個競爭。

You have to make everything in competition.

你必須讓一切都在競爭中進行。

What e kind of a bit e gotta go.

什麼樣的位子我得去。

Because my tattoo artist, that's toe finish up.

因為我的紋身師，那是腳趾頭完成的。

My tattoo of you might just get me to e.

我為你紋的紋身可能會讓我去找你。