Let's put you on the spot.

讓我們把你放在現場。

You ready for this?

你準備好了嗎？

Oh, God.

哦，天啊

What do you have?

你有什麼？

Well, we got go, Fax.

好吧，我們得走了，傳真。

Look, a lot of debates this week about goats, right?

你看，這周有很多關於羊的辯論，對吧？

Like the goat.

像山羊一樣。

Tom Brady is either goat of all sports.

湯姆-布雷迪是所有體育項目中的任一山羊。

And now is that baby goat for Patrick Mahomes?

現在是帕特里克-馬霍姆斯的小山羊嗎？

Like we've had all this goat cops, baby goat do do do do do, baby, I'm not.

就像我們已經有了這些山羊警察，寶貝山羊做做做，寶貝，我不是。

Come on.

來吧。

It feels like that's a good little jingle.

感覺這首小曲不錯。

All right, so this is new.

好吧，所以這是新的。

This is all for you.

這都是給你的。

Go fax.

去傳真。

And here the rules.

而這裡的規則。

I'll read.

我會讀。

Ah, go back.

啊，回去吧。

You got to decide if it's a fact about the goat Tom Brady, future goat Patrick Mahomes or just a straight up fact about goats.

你得決定這是否是一個關於山羊湯姆-布雷迪的事實，未來的山羊帕特里克-馬霍姆斯，或者只是一個關於山羊的直接事實。

Actual goats actual realize e don't know.

實際山羊實際意識到e不知道。

That's a goat impersonation or not.

那是山羊的模仿與否。

You know what?

你知道嗎？

It plays here because I am not 100% sure myself.

在這裡播放，因為我自己也不是100%確定。

I should have just stayed confident.

我應該保持自信。

Alright.

好吧，我知道了

Fact number one, Are you ready?

事實一，你準備好了嗎？

Yeah, Let's do it.

是啊，讓我們做到這一點。

This goat has a very particular diet.

這隻山羊的飲食很特別。

That's vegetarian.

那是素食主義者。

In some instances, this diet includes eating tree bark.

在某些情況下，這種飲食包括吃樹皮。

I don't think the TV 12 method has yet ventured into bark.

我覺得電視12法還沒有涉足樹皮。

So I'm going to say this is actual goats and the answer is actual.

所以我想說這是實際的羊，答案是實際的。

Go.

去吧

Mike is one for one.

邁克是一個人的。

So far.

到目前為止。

Good work.

做得好

But it was still part of me that thought it was gonna be Tom Brady.

但我還是有一部分人認為會是湯姆・布雷迪。

I saw a great article last week about somebody that tried to eat T V 12 for a week, and he made it less than a day before he started cheating on it.

上週我看到一篇很好的文章，有人嘗試吃T V 12一週，他做了不到一天就開始作弊了。

So, you know, it takes its own, but no tree bark.

所以，你知道，它需要自己，但沒有樹皮。

You're right.

你是對的

Alright.

好吧，我知道了

Fact number two number two not known to be fashion forward.

事實二號二號不知道是時尚前衛。

This coat can be seen wearing cashmere all year round.

這款大衣一年四季都可以看到羊絨的身影。

Mm.

嗯。

I'm gonna say this one's Tom Brady.

我想說這個人是湯姆・布雷迪。

I mean, he's known to be fashion forward, but cashmere still seems like something he might dio Cashmere all year round is not Tom Brady.

我的意思是，他是眾所周知的時尚前衛，但開司米仍然看起來像他可能dio開司米一年四季不是湯姆布雷迪。

It is, in fact Ah, goat.

它，其實是啊，山羊。

Oh, because goats go.

哦，因為山羊去。

What is that for?

那是幹什麼的？

Like I'm gonna say, What is there for cash?

就像我想說的那樣，有什麼可以換取現金？

Yes, that's what has made, Apparently, is made up.

是的，這就是已經做出的，顯然，是做出來的。

Wow, I had no idea.

哇，我不知道。

I just didn't think this goat was wealthy.

只是沒想到這隻山羊很有錢。

In fairness, the sheet here says goat.

平心而論，這裡的單子上寫的是山羊。

So that's really all I e.

所以，這真的是所有我e。

I'm not Alex Trebek.

我不是Alex Trebek

I'm or on the anchorman side of it.

我還是在主播那邊。

All right, So we're does come from from from goats.

好吧，所以我們是來自從山羊。

No clue that I don't wear cashmere.

不知道我不穿羊絨。

I'm fat.

我很胖

Maybe we get you, like, a little go pen in the backyard of Michael Junior's house.

也許我們可以給你弄個小圍欄 在邁克爾-朱尼爾家的後院。

And I would love goats out on Kashmir.

而且我喜歡山羊出沒在克什米爾。

Way too hot, But we could start selling them back like a food truck.

太熱了，但我們可以像賣菜車一樣把它們賣回去。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Uh, answer Number three.

呃，回答三號。

In fact, number three.

事實上，三號。

I don't know, Mike.

我不知道，邁克。

While dominating football comes naturally to this coat, he had the opportunity to be signed by the Montreal Expos before becoming an NFL pro.

雖然主宰足球自然而然地來到了這件外套，但在成為NFL職業球員之前，他有機會被蒙特利爾探險隊簽約。

So this one is gonna probably throw a lot of people off because I think they're going to assume Patrick Mahomes his father's majorly background get thrown off by that.

所以這個可能會讓很多人不爽，因為我想他們會認為帕特里克-馬霍姆斯 他父親的主要背景會讓人不爽。

This is Tom Brady, the goat.

這是湯姆-布雷迪，那隻山羊。

You are correct.

你是對的。

And the other dead giveaway should have been the Montreal Expos, because that just they also fair.

而另一個死掉的贈品應該是蒙特利爾探險隊，因為那只是他們也公平。

That would not have been a thing around Patrick Mahomes.

這在帕特里克-馬霍姆斯身邊是不會有的。

Lifetime, and I apparently I'm an idiot.

終身，而我顯然是個白痴。

Well, that that's that is your right fact number four.

好吧，那就是... ...那是你正確的第四號事實。

I don't have the answer to in the sheets, so we're just gonna guess on this one with one of the longest recorded jumps, this goat can leap 12 ft in a single bound.

我在表格裡沒有答案，所以我們只能猜測這個有記錄的最長跳躍之一，這隻山羊可以單次跳躍12英尺。

I'm trying to think about what Mahomes broad jump would have been.

我在想馬霍姆斯的闊步跳會是什麼樣子。

This has got to be just a regular goat.

這一定只是一隻普通的山羊。

Yeah, I think they didn't put it in the shed because even I'm not stupid enough to know there's gotta be a goat.

是啊，我想他們沒有把它放在棚子裡 因為即使是我，也不會傻到知道一定有一隻山羊。

Right.

好吧，我知道了

This is goat's.

這是山羊的。

Look at that.

你看那個。

All right.

好吧，我知道了

Fact number five so far, project would have been money.

事實五至今，項目本來就是錢。

You've only missed one.

你只錯過了一個。

Mike were really impressed with your goat knowledge.

麥克對你的山羊知識真的印象深刻。

Fact number five.

事實五：

Which mammal averages 2.2 kids per year?

哪種哺乳動物平均每年有2.2個孩子？

Is it a goat?

是山羊嗎？

Be a monkey.

做一隻猴子。

See, Philip Rivers.

見，菲利普-裡弗斯。

You guys air foul for that?

你們就因為這一點而空降犯規？

By the way, I saw that one in there, man.

順便說一下，我看到了那個人在那裡，男人。

Like, I didn't take the time to do the math, but I don't think it comes out to that.

就像，我沒有花時間去計算，但我不認為會有這樣的結果。

That would be pretty difficult for human Philip Rivers, human father for that to go on here.

這對於人類菲利普-裡弗斯，人類的父親來說，要想在這裡繼續下去是相當困難的。

So I'm gonna go with I'm gonna go with actual goat here again.

所以我又要用我要用實際的山羊了。

Yeah, well, that is correct.

是啊，沒錯。

It's an actual game.

這是一個真正的遊戲。

Fun fact.

有趣的事實。

I think Rivers is actually probably higher at this point.

我覺得裡弗斯現在其實可能更高。

Fact Number six.

事實六：

Which goat leads the league in NFL merch sales this year?

今年NFL的商品銷售量，哪隻羊領跑全聯盟？

Mm, It's tough.

嗯，這是艱難的。

You know what I'm gonna say, Tom Brady.

你知道我要說什麼嗎，湯姆・布雷迪。

Just because he changed teams, you would think that would be the answer.

就因為他換了隊，你會認為這就是答案。

But it is, in fact, actual Patrick Mahomes.

但事實上，這就是實際的帕特里克-馬霍姆斯。

It is Patrick Mahomes.

是Patrick Mahomes

Yeah.

是啊。

There's not enough cashmere available for sale in the NFL for actual goat to win, but yes, Mahomes out.

NFL裡沒有足夠的羊絨可供出售，實際山羊贏了，但是是的，馬霍姆斯出局。

Although Grady has been picking up over the playoff run, the homes actually out sold them through the course of the year.

雖然格雷迪在季後賽期間一直在回升，但實際上通過一年的時間，房屋的銷量已經超過了他們。

And we got one more for you.

我們還為你準備了一個。

Ready for this?

準備好了嗎？

Fact number seven.

事實七：

This goat has been known for taking unexpected naps at times in the most inconvenient of places.

這隻山羊一直以在最不方便的地方時時打盹而聞名。

That's got to be actual goats again, aren't they?

這又得是真正的山羊吧？

The ones that you could like scare and they'll pass out Well, that might be true.

那些你可能喜歡嚇唬，他們會暈倒 嗯，這可能是真的。

I don't have enough knowledge to know, But the document here tells me that the answer is actually Tom Brady.

我沒有足夠的知識知道，但這裡的文件告訴我，答案其實是湯姆-布雷迪。

Prior to kickoff of Super Bowl 36 Quick work on me for the Roman numerals.

在第36屆超級碗開賽前，快幫我把羅馬數字寫好。

Grady navigated this elongated pregame by taking a short nap in the locker room.

格雷迪在更衣室裡打了個小盹，以此來引導這場拉長的賽前賽。

Quote.

引用：

12 minutes later, we were running out onto the field.

12分鐘後，我們跑到了球場上。

I could see like you seem like the type that can power nap for 12 minutes and then sprint out onto the field.

我看得出，你似乎是那種能打12分鐘的盹兒，然後衝到場上的人。

Big time power nap.

大時代的力量小憩。

Shout to the guys over the solid verbal coffee nap shotgun.

喊話的傢伙過實口頭的咖啡午睡槍。

A coffee right before your nap.

小睡前喝杯咖啡

Go down for about 20 minutes.

下去20分鐘左右。

Come out.

出來吧

Ready to go.

準備好了

Wow.

哇哦

Like I'm not a napper.

就像我不是一個午睡者。

I feel like a 20 minute nap only makes me more tired.

我覺得20分鐘的午睡只會讓我更累。

I've never been the guy that excels at naps.

我從來都不是那種擅長午睡的人。

I used to do radio at 4 a.m. Eastern.

我以前在東部凌晨4點做廣播。

So you had to get good at naps.

所以你得好好午睡。

Now I will say you did spectacularly well, unexpectedly.

現在我要說的是，你做得非常出色，出乎意料。

Well, if I had a prize, I would give it to you.

好吧，如果我有獎品，我會把它給你。

We don't have prices on here, but that wasn't in the budget.

我們這裡沒有價格，但這不在預算之內。

But I'll try and find you like a baby goat that you can have a real one that we could raise together as a family.

但我會盡量給你找一隻喜歡的小山羊，你可以生一隻真正的小山羊，我們可以一家人一起養。

And then we could start toe.

然後我們就可以開始腳趾。

No.

不知道

Okay, I've made it awkward for your goats.

好吧，我讓你的山羊很尷尬。

Well, ever be our goat?

那麼，曾經是我們的山羊？