Name: Zainab Johnson在Upload Season 1中的表現令人捧腹大笑 - Prime Video (Zainab Johnson is Hilarious in Upload Season 1 | Prime Video)
Uploaded: 2021-02-08T22:10:25.000Z
Duration: 5 min 21 s

幾周前我把卡普託先生的硬盤弄丟了。

Alicia, before you freak out, he is in this building somewhere.

艾麗西婭 在你驚慌失措之前 他就在這棟樓裡的某個地方。

Hey, thinks he's cute App start a vintage motorcycle.

嘿，覺得他很可愛的APP開始一輛老爺車。

Well, I would be happy to slide down that pole.

我很樂意從那根柱子上滑下來。

I'm uploading my fifth old lady in a row.

我連續上傳我的第五個老太太。

E I wasn't paying attention yesterday, and I put this hipster woman's experience of natural childbirth into an old male judge.

E我昨天沒注意，把這個時髦女人自然分娩的經歷放到了一個老男法官身上。

Whatever you do, do not tell dude it was a fuck up.

不管你做什麼，不要告訴老兄這是一個他媽的了。

We'll give you zero stars and you can't afford to lose his job.

我們給你零星，你不能讓他丟了工作。

Nightly is on Lee for living people to hook up with one another.

No living woman wants to hook up with your dead catfish and ask.

沒有一個活生生的女人願意和你的死鯰魚勾搭在一起，問。

Geez, I was just browsing for old time's sake.

天啊，我只是瀏覽一下舊時光的緣故。

If I could Look, I'm watching you dead boy.

如果我能看，我在看你這個死小子。

What does it look like I told you to keep your dead ass away from our living visitors.

我告訴過你要讓你的死人遠離我們的活人訪客，這看起來像什麼？

Ma'am, do you know he's an upload for my permanent resident floor?

女士，你知道他是我常住樓層的上傳嗎？

我把系統靜音了，你這個愚蠢的婊子。

所以現在我們按我的規矩來玩。

Oh, Skerry, I hope your rules include me getting unlimited free.

哦，斯凱瑞，我希望你的規則包括我得到無限的免費。

Korda's you spoiled ships have more food than I've ever seen.

科爾達你們這些被寵壞的船的食物比我見過的還多。

According to my log, I've already given you a free gorditas and watched you eat it, didn't you?

根據我的記錄，我已經給了你一個免費的Gorditas，並看著你吃，不是嗎？

Come on, That's going to my fingers and dicks file.

來吧，這將是我的手指和雞巴文件。

Give me back my fuck you finger when you improve your attitude.

等你態度好了，把我的手指還給我。

Don't you give him one more chance and see where it goes.

難道你不給他一次機會，看看它的發展。

Its algorithm is responsible for tons of really relationships.

它的算法負責大量的真的關係。

Quickest way to get over God is to get on the new one.

忘記上帝的最快方法是上新的。

I won't press charges if she says she's sorry.

如果她說對不起，我就不起訴。

我們玩的是互相打爆對方的球。

This my business, though leaving the system.

這是我的事，雖然離開了系統。

No, Alicia, I think there may be people out to kill him.

不 艾麗西婭 我覺得可能有人要殺他。

I've gotta warn him how you're grounded and he's on the move.

我得警告他，你怎麼被禁足了，而他卻在行動。

It's a lot of people looking on the ground all over the place.

這是很多人在地面上到處尋找。

That's where people hide Easter eggs under a board.

那是人們把復活節彩蛋藏在木板下的地方。

Well, maybe when all the chickens are pecking under the same bush, the smart chicken picks by the water.

也許當所有的雞都在同一個樹叢下啄食時，聰明的雞就會在水邊挑選。

Uh, maybe take a load off and have a seat on the upturned apple crate.

呃，也許你可以去坐一坐，然後坐到上翻的蘋果箱上。

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