I lost Mr Caputo's hard drive weeks ago.

幾周前我把卡普託先生的硬盤弄丟了。

Alicia, before you freak out, he is in this building somewhere.

艾麗西婭 在你驚慌失措之前 他就在這棟樓裡的某個地方。

I know he is.

我知道他是。

I'm Oh, oh, young and cute.

我是哦，哦，年輕可愛。

Hey, thinks he's cute App start a vintage motorcycle.

嘿，覺得他很可愛的APP開始一輛老爺車。

Come on.

來吧。

What a douche.

什麼是沖洗。

Well, I would be happy to slide down that pole.

我很樂意從那根柱子上滑下來。

I'm uploading my fifth old lady in a row.

我連續上傳我的第五個老太太。

E I wasn't paying attention yesterday, and I put this hipster woman's experience of natural childbirth into an old male judge.

E我昨天沒注意，把這個時髦女人自然分娩的經歷放到了一個老男法官身上。

Freaked him the fuck out.

嚇死他了

Jesus.

我的天啊

You sure?

你確定？

Whatever you do, do not tell dude it was a fuck up.

不管你做什麼，不要告訴老兄這是一個他媽的了。

We'll give you zero stars and you can't afford to lose his job.

我們給你零星，你不能讓他丟了工作。

Neither could you.

你也不能。

I have my dog walking gig.

我有我的遛狗表演。

I do here and I'm the night manager.

我在這裡做，我是夜班經理。

Falafel.

法拉菲

Hello.

你好啊

I'll survive.

我會活下來的

Are you a nightly?

你是夜行者嗎？

Nightly is on Lee for living people to hook up with one another.

晚上是在李為活人互相勾搭。

No living woman wants to hook up with your dead catfish and ask.

沒有一個活生生的女人願意和你的死鯰魚勾搭在一起，問。

Okay, Okay.

好吧，好吧。

Geez, I was just browsing for old time's sake.

天啊，我只是瀏覽一下舊時光的緣故。

If I could Look, I'm watching you dead boy.

如果我能看，我在看你這個死小子。

Oh, fuck.

哦，他媽的。

What are you doing?

你在做什麼？

What does it look like I told you to keep your dead ass away from our living visitors.

我告訴過你要讓你的死人遠離我們的活人訪客，這看起來像什麼？

Ma'am, do you know he's an upload for my permanent resident floor?

女士，你知道他是我常住樓層的上傳嗎？

You Excuse me.

你對不起。

Just a minute.

等一下

Okay?

好嗎？

Look, get your ass back upstairs.

聽著，你給我滾回樓上去

Do you think you got something on me?

你覺得你有我的把柄嗎？

Because I have to follow the rules.

因為我必須遵守規則。

But guess what?

但你猜怎麼著？

I muted the system, you goofy bitch.

我把系統靜音了，你這個愚蠢的婊子。

So now we play by my rules.

所以現在我們按我的規矩來玩。

Oh, Skerry, I hope your rules include me getting unlimited free.

哦，斯凱瑞，我希望你的規則包括我得到無限的免費。

Korda's you spoiled ships have more food than I've ever seen.

科爾達你們這些被寵壞的船的食物比我見過的還多。

Crunch me this instant.

嘎嘎我這個瞬間。

According to my log, I've already given you a free gorditas and watched you eat it, didn't you?

根據我的記錄，我已經給了你一個免費的Gorditas，並看著你吃，不是嗎？

Liar.

金光黨

Fuck you.

去你媽的

Come on, That's going to my fingers and dicks file.

來吧，這將是我的手指和雞巴文件。

Give me back my fuck you finger when you improve your attitude.

等你態度好了，把我的手指還給我。

All right?

好嗎？

What are you doing?

你在做什麼？

Shit.

媽的！

I'm gonna get you, Luke.

我會抓住你的，盧克。

I'm gonna Yep, Thanks.

我要去 是的，謝謝。

Messed up.

亂七八糟的。

So what about your lady boner?

那你的女漢子呢？

Still there?

還在嗎？

Rock hard.

堅硬的岩石。

You know what I'm gonna say?

你知道我想說什麼嗎？

Don't you give him one more chance and see where it goes.

難道你不給他一次機會，看看它的發展。

Get the fuck back on nightly.

他媽的回到晚上。

Its algorithm is responsible for tons of really relationships.

它的算法負責大量的真的關係。

Quickest way to get over God is to get on the new one.

忘記上帝的最快方法是上新的。

Where are his fingers, Angel?

他的手指在哪裡，安吉爾？

God damn it!

該死的！

This is a fireable offenses.

這是一種可火的違法行為。

Wait.

等一下

I won't press charges if she says she's sorry.

如果她說對不起，我就不起訴。

Me apologize.

我道歉。

That's too far.

太遠了

Apologize to the client, Angel.

向客戶道歉，安琪兒。

He is being very reasonable.

他是很有道理的。

E u your I gotcha.

你的我明白了

Don't worry about it.

別擔心

We're cool.

我們很冷靜。

It's just a game.

這只是一個遊戲。

We play busting each other's balls.

我們玩的是互相打爆對方的球。

Mhm.

嗯

Oh, eyes.

哦，眼睛。

This my business, though leaving the system.

這是我的事，雖然離開了系統。

No, Alicia, I think there may be people out to kill him.

不 艾麗西婭 我覺得可能有人要殺他。

I knew you overreact.

我就知道你反應過度。

I've gotta warn him how you're grounded and he's on the move.

我得警告他，你怎麼被禁足了，而他卻在行動。

It's a lot of people looking on the ground all over the place.

這是很多人在地面上到處尋找。

Yeah, I know.

是的，我知道。

That's where people hide Easter eggs under a board.

那是人們把復活節彩蛋藏在木板下的地方。

Well, maybe when all the chickens are pecking under the same bush, the smart chicken picks by the water.

也許當所有的雞都在同一個樹叢下啄食時，聰明的雞就會在水邊挑選。

What the fuck?

什麼他媽的？

Just let me look.

讓我看看

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Mm.

嗯。

Helping or hurting Alicia.

幫助或傷害Alicia

Did you look everywhere on that thing?

你看了那東西的所有地方嗎？

Yes.

是的，我知道

Uh, maybe take a load off and have a seat on the upturned apple crate.

呃，也許你可以去坐一坐，然後坐到上翻的蘋果箱上。

No time.

沒有時間。

I'm in it to win it.

我是為了贏得它。

Take a load off.

減輕負擔。

Sit down on the obvious.

坐在明顯的。

Great.

厲害

Stop being weird and leave me alone.

別再搞怪了，讓我一個人靜靜。

God, get out!

天啊，出去！

But I gotta get my stuff.

但我得拿我的東西。

No, you don't.

不，你沒有。

Or you gonna gotta get my foot in your ass.

否則我就用腳踩你的屁股。

Okay?

好嗎？

Nora.

諾拉

Nora.

諾拉

Nora.

諾拉

You had your chance with me, babe.

你有你的機會與我，寶貝。

But you didn't.

但你沒有

Oh, women are funny.

哦，女人真有趣。

Your wife must have a sense of humor.

你老婆一定很有幽默感。

She's seen you naked.

她看過你的裸體。

Uh, I don't like you.

呃，我不喜歡你。

Come back.

回來吧

Do I call you or do I just commit a crime?

我是給你打電話，還是直接犯罪？

Probably committing a crime would get me to you.

可能犯罪會讓我找到你。

Quick.

迅速。

This is me and my most inviting Thank you and good night.

這是我和我最誠摯的邀請，謝謝你，晚安。