SUPER BOWL SPECIAL."

超級碗特價。"

WE ARE SO LUCKY RIGHT NOW TO BE JOINED BY THE ONE, THE ONLY MISS

我們現在很幸運，能和唯一的小姐一起合作。

TIFFANY HADDISH

TIFFANY HADDISH

THANKS SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE.

謝謝你來這裡。

>> THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

>> 謝謝你，謝謝你。

>> Stephen: YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW I LOVE TALKING TO YOU, YOU ARE

>> 斯蒂芬：你知道，你知道我喜歡和你說話，你是。

ONE OF THE GUESTS WHO I ALWAYS HAVE MORE ENERGY AFTER THE SHOW

其中一位嘉賓，我總是在表演結束後有更多的能量。

WHEN YOU'VE BEEN ON.

當你上了，

YOU ARE A POWER SOURCE, YOU ARE NOT JUST A GUEST.

你是一個動力源，你不僅僅是一個客人。

BUT THE THING IS THAT WE ONLY HAVE A FEW MINUTES TOGETHER.

但問題是，我們只有幾十分鐘的時間。

WE DON'T GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER.

我們不瞭解對方。

AND WHAT ARE WE HERE FOR IF NOT TO KNOW EACH OTHER.

如果不認識對方，我們來這裡幹什麼？

AND SO I HAVE DEVICED AS YOU PROBABLY ALREADY KNOW, BECAUSE

所以，我已經deviced，你可能已經知道，因為。

ST A PHENOMENON AT THIS POINT, IF IS SOMETHING CALLED THE

ST在這一點上的一個現象，如果是所謂的。

COLBERT QUESTIONERT, THESE ARE THE ESSENTIAL QUESTIONS THAT

COLBERT QUESTIONERT，這些都是最基本的問題。

ALLOW ME TO KNOW ANY GUEST TO REVEAL THEIR SOUL, NOT ONLY TO

請允許我認識任何客人，讓他們透露自己的靈魂，不僅是為了

THE NATION BUT TO THEMSELVES.

國家，但對他們自己。

ARE YOU READY?

你準備好了嗎？

ARE YOU PREPARED FOR THE COLBERT QUESTIONERRE?

你是否準備好了科爾伯特問題的答案？

>> LET'S GO.

>> 我們走吧。

>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT, WE HAVE TWO SPECIAL SUPER BOWL ADDED

>> 史蒂芬：好的，我們有兩個特別的超級碗補充。

QUESTIONS FOR TONIGHT.

今晚的問題：

NUMBER ONE, TIFFANY HADDISH, IF SUPER BOWL SUNDAY, LET'S START

一號，TIFFANY HADDISH，如果超級碗週日，讓我們開始。

WITH A COIN TOSS, DO YOU PICK HEADS OR TAILS?

擲硬幣，你是選頭還是選尾？

>> HEADS.

>> 頭。

>> Stephen: ANY REASON?

>> Stephen: ANY REASON?

>> CUZ I THINK I GOT A NICE HEAD.

>> 我想我有一個漂亮的頭。

>> Stephen: YOU DO.

>> 史蒂芬：你是。

OKAY, WHAT IS YOUR GO TO SUPER BOWL SNACK?

好吧，你的超級碗點心是什麼？

WOW.

WOW。

>> I'M THINKING USUALLY.

>> 我在想平時。

VODKA.

VODKA.

>> Stephen: OKAY.

>> 史蒂芬：好的。

GOOD, GOOD, THAT'S A GREAT SOURCE OF FIBER.

很好，很好，這是一個很好的纖維來源。

OKAY.

好的。

NOW.

現在。

>> IT IS A DISINFECTANT.

>> 它是一種消毒劑。

>> Stephen: LET'S GET TO THE QUESTIONERT ITSELF.

>> Stephen: 讓我們進入問題本身。

TIFFANY HADDISH, WHAT IS THE BEST SANDWICH.

TIFFANY HADDISH，什麼是最好的三明治。

>> PASTRAMI.

>> PASTRAMI：

>> Stephen: THIS IS THE RIGHT ANSWER, HOW DO YOU TAKE IT?

>> 史蒂芬：這是正確的答案，你怎麼接受？

>> I TAKE IT ON WHEAT, I HAVE IT TOASTED AND YOU KNOW I PUT ALL

>> 我把它在小麥上，我有它烤，你知道我把所有的。

KIND OF STUFF ON MY SANDWICH, BUT IF HAS TO BE HOT.

那種東西在我的三明治，但如果必須是熱的。

>> Stephen: HOT PASTRAMI.

>> 熱帕斯拉米。

WHAT IS THE ONE THING THAT YOU OWN THAT YOU REALLY SHOULD THROW

你有什麼東西應該扔掉？

OUT?

OUT？

>> I GOT A LOT OF UNDERWEARS I SHOULD PROBABLY THROW OUT.

>> 我有很多內衣，我應該扔掉。

BUT I LOVE THEM.

但我愛他們。

THEY'RE MY COMFORT DRAWERS.

他們是我的舒適抽屜。

>> Stephen: AND YOU SHOULD THROW THEM OUT BECAUSE THEY ARE

>> 史蒂芬：你應該把他們扔出去，因為他們是。

TOO COMFORTABLE?

太舒服了？

>> WELL, BECAUSE THEY GOT HOLES IN THEM, THERE'S SOME-- ELASTIC

>> 因為它們有洞，所以有一些... ...

SITUATIONS.

情況：

>> Stephen: OKAY, LET'S MOVE ON.

>> 史蒂芬：好的，我們繼續。

>> I'M A GIRL, BUT MY UNDERWEAR LOOK LIKE MEN'S UNDERWEAR, I

>> 我是一個女孩，但我的內衣看起來像男人的內衣，我。

WOULD SAY.

會說：

>> Stephen: WHAT'S THE SCARIEST ANIMAL?

>> 史蒂芬：什麼是最可怕的動物？

>> ALLIGATOR, CROCODILE.

>> AlligATOR, CROCODILE.

>> Stephen: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN NEAR ONE IN PERSON?

>> 史蒂芬：你有沒有親身經歷過？

>> UH-HUH, UH-HUH.

>> UH -HUH，UH -HUH。

I WISH I HAD A GUN JUST IN CASE THEY TRY TO RUN UP ON ME.

我希望我有一把槍，以防他們試圖衝上我。

>> Stephen: APPLES OR ORANGES.

>> 史蒂芬：蘋果或橘子。

>> ORANGES CUZ THEY GOT A LOT OF VITAMIN C AND FIEBER IN THEM.

>> 橙子，因為它們有大量的維生素C和維生素B。

>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT.

>> 史蒂芬：好的。

I ALWAYS GO WITH APPLE BECAUSE YOU CAN PUT PEANUT BUTTER ON IT.

我總是選擇蘋果，因為你可以在上面塗上花生醬。

>> YEAH, BUT ORANGES YOU CAN PUT VODKA WITH.

>> 是的，但橙子你可以把伏特加。

>> Stephen: HAVE YOU EVER.

>> 史蒂芬：你有沒有。

>> IT MAKES AN ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE ALKALINE.

>> 它可以製造酒精飲料鹼。

>> Stephen: TIFFANY, HAVE YOU EVER ASKED SOMEONE FOR THEIR

>> 蒂凡尼，你有沒有問過別人，他們的名字是什麼？

AUTOGRAPH?

AUTOGRAPH?

>> YES.

>> 是。

>> Stephen: WHO?

>> Stephen: WHO?

>> HALLE BERRY,.

>> 哈勒-貝利，：

>> Stephen: DID YOU GET IT, DID SHE SAY YES?

>> 史蒂芬：你明白了嗎，她說是嗎？

>> NO.

>> NO.

BUT MY GRANDMA GOT IT FOR ME, MY GRANDMA WORKED AT-- PRIME RIB

但我的奶奶得到了它對我來說，我的奶奶工作在 - - PRIME RIB

RESTAURANT IN BEVERLY HILLS AND SHE GOT IT FOR ME.

在BEVERLY HILLS的餐廳，她為我找到了它。

>> Stephen: MY MOTHER GOT HALLE BERRY'S AUTOGRAPH FOR ME.

>> 我的母親給我送來了哈勒-貝利的自畫像。

>> SHE ONLY GIVES HER AUTOGRAPH TO OLDER WOMEN, SEE?

>> 她只把她的自畫像給年長的女人，看到了嗎？

>> Stephen: TRUE STORY.

>> 史蒂芬：真實的故事。

WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE?

你認為當你死後會發生什麼？

>> I THINK THAT YOUR BODY DISINTEGRATES AND GOES AWAY AND

>> 我認為你的身體會分化，然後離開，然後。

I THINK YOUR SOUL GOES AND HAS A MEETING WITH THE-- I THINK YOUR

我想你的靈魂去和... 我想你的靈魂去和... ...

SOUL GOES TO HAVE A MEETING DECIDE IF YOU SHOULD COME BACK

靈魂去開個會，決定是否要回來。

OR NOT, THAT IS WHAT I WANT TO THINK HAPPENS.

或不，這就是我想發生的事情。

>> Stephen: OH WOW.

>> Stephen: OH WOW.

>> AND THEN EVERYBODY FIGHTS OVER YOUR BELONGINGS.

>> 然後每個人都在爭奪你的財產。

>> Stephen: THEY'RE FIGHTING OVER ALL THAT UNDERWEAR YOU

>> 他們在爭奪你所有的內衣。

DIDN'T THROW OUT.

沒有扔出去。

THIS LOOKS COMFORTABLE.

這看起來很舒服。

OKAY, EXERCISE, WORTH IT?

好吧，鍛鍊，值得嗎？

>> YES, DEFINITELY WORTH IT.

>> 是的，絕對值得。

>> Stephen: DEFINITELY, CUZ LOOK AT YOU DEFINITELY WORTH IT.

>> 斯蒂芬：肯定的，CUZ看你肯定是值得的。

>> YEP.

>> YEP。

>> Stephen: OKAY.

>> 史蒂芬：好的。

YOU GET ONE SONG TO LISTEN TO FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, WHAT

你一生只聽一首歌，什麼？

IS IT?

是嗎？

>> SKIN A MARINKY DING, SKINA MA RINKY DOO, I LOVE YOU, SKINA MA

>> SKIN A MARINKY DING, SKINA MA RINKY DOO, I LOVE YOU, SKINA MA。

RINKA DINGY DING.

玲卡叮叮。

>> I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU IN THE MORNING.

>> 我愛你，我早上愛你。

♪ AND IN THE AFTERNOON.

而在下午，

♪ I LOVE YOU IN THE EVENING.

我愛你在晚上。

♪ UNDERNEATH THE MOON OH SKINA MA R RINKA DINGY DINKY DING, I

月亮下面哦SKINA MA R RINKA DINGKY DING，我。

LOVE YOU.

愛你。

THAT IS FROM THE ELEPHANT SHOW THATI S MY FAVORITE SHOW.

這是我最喜歡的節目 "Elephant秀 "裡的。

>> Stephen: THAT IS DELIGHTFUL, FOR THE REST OF YOUR

>> 斯蒂芬: 這真是太美妙了，為了你的餘生。

LIFE.

生活。

>> YES.

>> 是。

>> Stephen: DESCRIBE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IN FIVE WORDS.

>> 斯蒂芬：用五個字來描述你生命的其餘部分。

>> SUCCESSFUL, JOYOUS, CHALLENGING, GRATIFYING AND

>> 成功的、快樂的、充滿挑戰的、令人欣慰的、有意義的。

ABUNDANT.

豐富的。

>> Stephen: SEASON 2 OF TIFFANY HADDISH PRESENTS THEY

>> Stephen: 第二季TIFFANY HADDISH展示他們的作品。

READY IS ON NETFLIX NOW, TIFFANY HADDISH, YOU ARE OFFICIALLY

READY是在NETFLIX現在，TIFFANY HADDISH，你是正式的。

KNOWN, THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.

知道了，謝謝你在這裡。

>> I LOVE YOU.

>> 我愛你。

>> Stephen: HAPPY SUPER BOWL.

>> 史蒂芬：超級碗快樂。

>> HAPPY SUPER BOWL.

>> 超級碗快樂。

>> Stephen: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WAY PERFORMANCE FROM

>> 史蒂芬：我們馬上就會回來，從表演。

METALLICA.

METALLICA：