Name: 蒂芙尼-哈迪什拿下 "科爾伯特問題" (Tiffany Haddish Takes "The Colbert Questionert")
Uploaded: 2021-02-08T21:30:42.000Z
Duration: 6 min 2 s

>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WELCOME BACK TO "A LATE SHOW

>> 史蒂芬: 大家好，歡迎回到 "深夜秀"。

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WE ARE SO LUCKY RIGHT NOW TO BE JOINED BY THE ONE, THE ONLY MISS

我們現在很幸運，能和唯一的小姐一起合作。

>> Stephen: YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW I LOVE TALKING TO YOU, YOU ARE

>> 斯蒂芬：你知道，你知道我喜歡和你說話，你是。

ONE OF THE GUESTS WHO I ALWAYS HAVE MORE ENERGY AFTER THE SHOW

其中一位嘉賓，我總是在表演結束後有更多的能量。

YOU ARE A POWER SOURCE, YOU ARE NOT JUST A GUEST.

你是一個動力源，你不僅僅是一個客人。

BUT THE THING IS THAT WE ONLY HAVE A FEW MINUTES TOGETHER.

但問題是，我們只有幾十分鐘的時間。

AND WHAT ARE WE HERE FOR IF NOT TO KNOW EACH OTHER.

如果不認識對方，我們來這裡幹什麼？

AND SO I HAVE DEVICED AS YOU PROBABLY ALREADY KNOW, BECAUSE

所以，我已經deviced，你可能已經知道，因為。

ST A PHENOMENON AT THIS POINT, IF IS SOMETHING CALLED THE

ST在這一點上的一個現象，如果是所謂的。

COLBERT QUESTIONERT, THESE ARE THE ESSENTIAL QUESTIONS THAT

COLBERT QUESTIONERT，這些都是最基本的問題。

ALLOW ME TO KNOW ANY GUEST TO REVEAL THEIR SOUL, NOT ONLY TO

請允許我認識任何客人，讓他們透露自己的靈魂，不僅是為了

ARE YOU PREPARED FOR THE COLBERT QUESTIONERRE?

你是否準備好了科爾伯特問題的答案？

>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT, WE HAVE TWO SPECIAL SUPER BOWL ADDED

>> 史蒂芬：好的，我們有兩個特別的超級碗補充。

NUMBER ONE, TIFFANY HADDISH, IF SUPER BOWL SUNDAY, LET'S START

一號，TIFFANY HADDISH，如果超級碗週日，讓我們開始。

WITH A COIN TOSS, DO YOU PICK HEADS OR TAILS?

OKAY, WHAT IS YOUR GO TO SUPER BOWL SNACK?

好吧，你的超級碗點心是什麼？

GOOD, GOOD, THAT'S A GREAT SOURCE OF FIBER.

很好，很好，這是一個很好的纖維來源。

>> Stephen: LET'S GET TO THE QUESTIONERT ITSELF.

>> Stephen: 讓我們進入問題本身。

TIFFANY HADDISH, WHAT IS THE BEST SANDWICH.

TIFFANY HADDISH，什麼是最好的三明治。

>> Stephen: THIS IS THE RIGHT ANSWER, HOW DO YOU TAKE IT?

>> 史蒂芬：這是正確的答案，你怎麼接受？

>> I TAKE IT ON WHEAT, I HAVE IT TOASTED AND YOU KNOW I PUT ALL

>> 我把它在小麥上，我有它烤，你知道我把所有的。

KIND OF STUFF ON MY SANDWICH, BUT IF HAS TO BE HOT.

那種東西在我的三明治，但如果必須是熱的。

WHAT IS THE ONE THING THAT YOU OWN THAT YOU REALLY SHOULD THROW

>> I GOT A LOT OF UNDERWEARS I SHOULD PROBABLY THROW OUT.

>> 我有很多內衣，我應該扔掉。

>> Stephen: AND YOU SHOULD THROW THEM OUT BECAUSE THEY ARE

>> 史蒂芬：你應該把他們扔出去，因為他們是。

>> WELL, BECAUSE THEY GOT HOLES IN THEM, THERE'S SOME-- ELASTIC

>> 因為它們有洞，所以有一些... ...

>> I'M A GIRL, BUT MY UNDERWEAR LOOK LIKE MEN'S UNDERWEAR, I

>> 我是一個女孩，但我的內衣看起來像男人的內衣，我。

>> 史蒂芬：什麼是最可怕的動物？

>> Stephen: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN NEAR ONE IN PERSON?

>> 史蒂芬：你有沒有親身經歷過？

I WISH I HAD A GUN JUST IN CASE THEY TRY TO RUN UP ON ME.

我希望我有一把槍，以防他們試圖衝上我。

>> ORANGES CUZ THEY GOT A LOT OF VITAMIN C AND FIEBER IN THEM.

>> 橙子，因為它們有大量的維生素C和維生素B。

I ALWAYS GO WITH APPLE BECAUSE YOU CAN PUT PEANUT BUTTER ON IT.

我總是選擇蘋果，因為你可以在上面塗上花生醬。

>> YEAH, BUT ORANGES YOU CAN PUT VODKA WITH.

>> 是的，但橙子你可以把伏特加。

>> IT MAKES AN ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE ALKALINE.

>> Stephen: TIFFANY, HAVE YOU EVER ASKED SOMEONE FOR THEIR

>> 蒂凡尼，你有沒有問過別人，他們的名字是什麼？

>> Stephen: DID YOU GET IT, DID SHE SAY YES?

>> 史蒂芬：你明白了嗎，她說是嗎？

BUT MY GRANDMA GOT IT FOR ME, MY GRANDMA WORKED AT-- PRIME RIB

但我的奶奶得到了它對我來說，我的奶奶工作在 - - PRIME RIB

RESTAURANT IN BEVERLY HILLS AND SHE GOT IT FOR ME.

在BEVERLY HILLS的餐廳，她為我找到了它。

>> Stephen: MY MOTHER GOT HALLE BERRY'S AUTOGRAPH FOR ME.

>> 我的母親給我送來了哈勒-貝利的自畫像。

>> SHE ONLY GIVES HER AUTOGRAPH TO OLDER WOMEN, SEE?

>> 她只把她的自畫像給年長的女人，看到了嗎？

>> I THINK THAT YOUR BODY DISINTEGRATES AND GOES AWAY AND

>> 我認為你的身體會分化，然後離開，然後。

I THINK YOUR SOUL GOES AND HAS A MEETING WITH THE-- I THINK YOUR

我想你的靈魂去和... 我想你的靈魂去和... ...

SOUL GOES TO HAVE A MEETING DECIDE IF YOU SHOULD COME BACK

靈魂去開個會，決定是否要回來。

OR NOT, THAT IS WHAT I WANT TO THINK HAPPENS.

或不，這就是我想發生的事情。

>> AND THEN EVERYBODY FIGHTS OVER YOUR BELONGINGS.

>> 然後每個人都在爭奪你的財產。

>> Stephen: THEY'RE FIGHTING OVER ALL THAT UNDERWEAR YOU

>> Stephen: DEFINITELY, CUZ LOOK AT YOU DEFINITELY WORTH IT.

>> 斯蒂芬：肯定的，CUZ看你肯定是值得的。

YOU GET ONE SONG TO LISTEN TO FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, WHAT

>> SKIN A MARINKY DING, SKINA MA RINKY DOO, I LOVE YOU, SKINA MA

>> SKIN A MARINKY DING, SKINA MA RINKY DOO, I LOVE YOU, SKINA MA。

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