That's all.

就這樣吧

You could come up.

你可以上來。

What?

什麼？

What is she?

她是什麼人？

What would you call?

你會怎麼說？

I would say that she against the ass.

我想說，她反對的屁股。

Pussy ass Tom.

陰部的屁股湯姆。

Foolery looking motherfucker.

傻乎乎的樣子混蛋。

I don't even know tomfoolery is, But it seems like something that fits her.

我都不知道什麼是 "愚昧"，但這似乎是適合她的東西。

She got blue waffles.

她有藍色的華夫餅。

You know, Blue waffles is That's when your coochie look like it's from the walking dead.

你知道嗎，藍色華夫餅是，當你的coochie看起來像從行屍走肉。

Shit.

媽的！

Mhm.

嗯

E really don't have, like, big friends.

我真的沒有，喜歡，大朋友。

I'm not like some of you women here.

我不像你們這裡的一些女人。

Y'all bless you.

你們都祝福你們。

Got big, old, Just big old.

得到了大，老，只是大老。

Just look atyou.

你看看你。

Just big.

只是大。

Just you put diamonds in your so everybody could just see it.

只是你把鑽石放在你的 所以每個人都可以看到它。

I just Oh, I wish I had that.

我只是... ...哦，我希望我有那個。

I wish I I just got a 31.

我希望我只是得到一個31。

A minus.

負。

Just got to brown spots on some ribs.

只是到了一些排骨上的褐色斑點。

I'm wearing this Victoria's Secret ball right now rocking this Victoria's Secret.

我現在就穿著這件維多利亞的祕密的舞會，搖擺著這件維多利亞的祕密。

You know what the secret is?

你知道祕密是什麼嗎？

I ain't got no titties.

我沒有得到任何的titties。

That's a how you feeling about these shoes?

這就是你對這雙鞋的感覺？

I'm rocking right now.

我現在就在搖擺。

How you all feel about shoes?

你們對鞋子的感覺如何？

Yeah, Ladies who ever get you some cute shoes you like?

是啊，女士們，誰給你買過你喜歡的可愛的鞋子？

I'm gonna prance through this motherfucking club.

我要在這個該死的俱樂部裡跳來跳去。

Did you see my shoes?

你看到我的鞋子了嗎？

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

On this new.

在這個新。

We've e feel like a thoroughbred right now, bitch.

我們現在覺得自己像個純種馬，婊子。

You can't.

你不能這樣做

Yeah.

是啊。

Can I see?

我可以看到嗎？

First?

第一？

I want you to say I'm a badass.

我想讓你說我是個壞蛋。

Bitch.

婊子

Look at me and bow down, okay?

看著我，鞠躬，好嗎？

I'm a badass.

我是一個壞蛋。

Bitch.

婊子

Look at me and fell down.

看著我，摔倒了。

Guys, take a look.

夥計們，看一看。

And remember, no sex tonight, okay?

記住，今晚不要做愛，好嗎？

Homecoming sex is the worst.

返鄉性愛是最糟糕的。

Because your day gets to dance, make it out sweaty.

因為你的一天可以跳舞，讓它出汗。

That's what gets trapped into the comfort.

這就是陷入舒適的原因。

But then that moves down to funky town.

但後來，這就搬到了時髦的小鎮。

And that's how you get a yeast infection.

這就是你如何得到一個酵母菌感染。

You don't want to use infection.

你不想用感染。

None of y'all bitches is better than us.

你們這些婊子都不比我們強。

Okay, all of y'all got issues.

好吧，你們都有問題。

Mel, you are a mess.

梅爾，你是一個爛攤子。

You stay out for mail.

你留在外面看信。

You all need to understand.

你們都要明白。

Okay?

好嗎？

This is my friend, and she is a good person.

這是我的朋友，她是個好人。

And if it wasn't for her, we wouldn't even have a storefront cause she got the good credit.

如果不是因為她，我們連店面都沒有，因為她的信用很好。

So don't you talk shit about my friend.

所以你不要說我朋友的壞話。

Are you fucking kidding me?

你他媽的在開玩笑吧？

You clowns need to get your shit together.

你們這群小丑需要把你們的事搞清楚。

Well, that that bitch What are you doing, girl?

好吧，那個婊子 你在做什麼，女孩？

I'm not.

我沒有

Listen up.

聽好了

This good Here.

這個好在這裡。

Here you go.

給你

Anti Margot, We out of here.

反瑪戈，我們離開這裡。

Come on, girl.

來吧，女孩。

Mhm.

嗯

We'll figure this out together.

我們會一起想辦法的

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

What?

什麼？

Hey attacked me.

嘿，攻擊我。

Oh, gonna put that in your purse, Put it in your first white woman.

哦，要把它放在你的錢包裡， 把它放在你的第一個白人女人。

Okay?

好嗎？

You will not go to jail to different laws.

你不會去坐牢，以不同的法律。

Put in A person can get that white privilege, but get no geo.

放在一個人可以得到那個白人的特權，但得不到地緣。

Come back another time.

下次再來吧

Thank you.

謝謝你了

I'm here.

我在這裡。

Two big farewell to casual sex.

兩大告別隨意性。

I'm still in complete shock.

我還是很震驚

Utterly devastated.

完全崩潰了。

And so, so hard.

而且如此，如此艱難。

Yeah.

是啊。

Casual sex was my rock.

休閒的性愛是我的磐石。

It was there for me in my darkest times.

在我最黑暗的時候，它一直陪伴著我。

Amen.

阿門。

I'll never forget that feeling.

我永遠不會忘記那種感覺。

That incredible feeling of being on top of someone, feeling that Russia passion, staring deeply into their eyes and wondering what is his name.

那種不可思議的感覺，在一個人的身上，感受到俄羅斯的激情，深深地盯著他們的眼睛，想知道他叫什麼名字。

E wanna let you all know right now?

我現在就想讓你們知道？

I've been looking around the room.

我在房間裡找了一圈。

I see that it's not anybody in here that looks like me, and that's okay.

我看這裡沒有人長得像我，沒關係。

It's okay.

沒事的

Because I'm white.

因為我是白人

I want you all to know that I had to renew my driver's license last year.

我想告訴大家，去年我不得不更新我的駕照。

And I did.

而我也做到了。

I put car occasion on their my credit score went up by 300 points.

我把汽車場合放在他們的我的信用分數上升了300分。

Yeah, I slept with 86 White man.

是啊，我和86年的白種人睡過。

My boyfriend didn't leave me.

我的男朋友沒有離開我。

It's it's good being a white woman.

做個白種女人真好。

It's really none of your girlfriends that's having sex before you.

真的是你的女朋友沒有一個比你先發生性關係的。

They don't tell you.

他們不告訴你。

They don't be like girl.

他們不喜歡女孩。

I was doing it to Ted yesterday and he had my pussy be boxing, bitch.

我昨天和泰德做了，他讓我的小穴打了拳，婊子。

He had my shit, like sports sports.

他有我的東西，就像體育競技。

Oh, spin, spin.

哦，旋轉，旋轉。

Okay, that's a good motherfucking sex right there.

好吧，這是一個很好的他媽的性別在那裡。

Any question?

有問題嗎？

Yeah.

是啊。

Women are funny.

女人很有趣。

Your wife must have a sense of humor.

你老婆一定很有幽默感。

She's seen you naked.

她看過你的裸體。

Um, don't like you come back.

嗯，不喜歡你回來。

Do I call you or do I just commit a crime?

我是給你打電話，還是直接犯罪？

Probably committing a crime would get me to Ukraine.

可能犯罪會讓我去烏克蘭。

This is me and my most invited.

這是我和我最邀請。

Thank you and good night.

謝謝你，晚安。