Oh, sun, sun, sun, sun, sun, sunshine It's about time.

哦，陽光，陽光，陽光，陽光，陽光，陽光，是時候了。

Time for sunshine, Sunshine.

陽光時間，陽光。

Hello there, little buddy.

你好，小夥伴。

Oh, hey, Are you screaming because you're a monster?

哦，嘿，你尖叫是因為你是個怪物嗎？

Me?

我？

I'm not a monster.

我不是一個怪物。

Yeah, you are.

是的，你是。

You're a giant orange eating lizard.

你是一隻吃橘子的大蜥蜴。

Pretty sure I'm just a watermelon.

很確定我只是個西瓜。

Your Godzilla watermelon.

你的哥斯拉西瓜。

Oh, so you're not gonna eat me?

哦，所以你不打算吃我？

Wasn't planning on it.

我沒打算這麼做

Whatever.

管他呢

Godzilla.

哥斯拉。

That's not what Tokyo said.

東京不是這麼說的。

So Hey, where's the rest of the party?

那麼，嘿，黨的其他成員在哪裡？

Who is it?

是誰？

My birthday.

我的生日。

No, I want a pony.

不，我想要一匹小馬。

No, it's not Kendall we know.

不，我們知道的不是肯德爾。

And a pony that can play Wii.

還有一匹會玩Wii的小馬。

It's not your birthday.

這不是你的生日。

Oh, well, is there cake?

哦，好吧，有蛋糕嗎？

No, there's no cake.

不，沒有蛋糕。

This party sucks.

這個黨很爛。

I want my wee pony.

我想要我的小馬駒。

It's not that kind of party.

這不是那種聚會。

What kind of party is it?

這是一個什麼樣的聚會？

Only the greatest party in the world.

只有世界上最偉大的黨。

Haven't you ever heard of the Fourth of July July?

你沒聽說過國慶節嗎？

Who and why is there four of them know the Fourth of July?

誰和為什麼有四個人知道國慶節？

It's when we celebrate America's freedom and we do it by having barbecues, parades and shootin fireworks.

這是我們慶祝美國自由的時候，我們通過燒烤，遊行和拍攝煙花來慶祝。

So who are you?

那你是誰？

I'm finale.

我是壓軸的。

Grand finale?

大結局？

That is I'm the headliner.

那就是我是頭牌。

You know, NASA guy on stage.

你知道，美國宇航局的人在舞臺上。

Ooh, I want to see your show now.

哦，我現在想看你的節目。

Later.

後來。

No, Do it now.

不，現在就做。

No, it's not even dark yet.

不，天還沒黑呢。

Do it.

做到這一點。

Do it!

做吧！

Do it!

做吧！

No!

不！

Even if I wanted to, I don't have a lighter.

即使我想，我也沒有打火機。

How about you're doing well that work.

怎麼樣你做的很好，工作。

Whoa!

哇！

Hey!

嘿！

What are you doing?

你在做什麼？

Whoa!

哇！

What's that?

那是什麼？

Down or partially?

下還是部分？

That's dangerous.

那很危險

Hey, knock it off, Smart.

嘿，別鬧了，聰明。

Give me that thing.

把那東西給我

Okay?

好嗎？

Oh, crap.

哦，糟糕。

What?

什麼？

Put it out.

把它熄滅。

I'm not ready.

我還沒準備好

Stop it!

停下來！

Wow!

哇！

Grand finale really knows how to rock.

大結局真的很懂得搖滾。

Whoa, whoa!

哇，哇！

Oh!

哦！

Whoa!

哇！

Wow!

哇！

What a bunch of potheads!

真是一群癮君子！

Okay, Boom.

好吧，嘣。

It's time for fun in slow motion.

是時候用慢動作找樂子了。

Get ready for closure.

準備好結賬吧。

Hey there.

嘿，你好。

Drugs and nuggets.

毒品和金塊。

Fucking the food explosion.

他媽的食物爆炸。

The show where contestants can win $1 million hairs.

在這個節目中，參賽者可以贏得100萬美元的頭髮。

I'm a winner now to do God Who's our contestant?

我現在是贏家，要做上帝，誰是我們的參賽者？

Today's lucky audience Member Rell's who want the watermelon.

今天的幸運觀眾會員雷爾的誰想要西瓜。

Come on.

來吧。

The oh, right toe.

哦，右腳趾。

Save you again.

再救你一次。

Watermelon.

西瓜。

Do you know the rules?

你知道規則嗎？

No clue whatsoever.

沒有任何線索。

I've actually never seen yourself.

其實我從未見過自己。

Hi, Mom.

嗨，媽媽。

It's easy as pie.

這很容易，就像餡餅。

Wanda, I'm gonna ask you a question.

萬達，我要問你一個問題。

Answer correctly and you win.

回答正確，你就贏了。

Answer it correctly and you still win.

答對了，你還是贏了。

So it's a win win count me in.

所以，這是個雙贏的機會，算我一個。

Awesome possum.

厲害的負鼠。

Your question is, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could?

你的問題是，如果一隻木雞能夾多少木頭？

Chuck?

查克？

What?

什麼？

What?

什麼？

The clock is ticking.

時鐘在滴答作響。

But that's not actually question Dr E.

但這其實不是問題E博士。

Don't know.

我也不知道

This makes no sense.

這沒有意義。

E five is my answer incorrect because you were incorrect.

E五是我的答案不對，因為你不對。

That means you win.

這意味著你贏了。

It must be tied for E.

它一定是並列的E。

Where am I?

我在哪裡？

Explosion.

爆炸。

Oh, boy, that was messy.

哦，孩子，那是亂七八糟的。

Let's see it again, E again and again and again and again Now, that's what.

讓我們再看看，E一次又一次，一次又一次現在，那是什麼。

Melancholy watermelon.

憂鬱的西瓜。

Alright, guys.

好吧，夥計們。

See you next time on phone.

下次電話見。

Okay?

好嗎？

All this and more brought to you by the dame cold family of product Our blocks rock, dear Dangerous Yo yo yo yo yo yo's orange and pear here with another super insane No challenge video.

所有這一切以及更多的產品都是由大娘冷家帶來的我們的積木搖滾，親愛的危險喲喲喲的橙子和梨子在這裡有另一個超級瘋狂的無挑戰視頻。

The exploding Watermelon Challenge with explosions.

爆炸的西瓜挑戰賽，有爆炸的。

My favorite thing challenges a big gruesome if you ask me, But we've been given the go ahead to do it.

我最喜歡的事情挑戰一個大的可怕，如果你問我，但我們已經得到了去做。

So over here we've got 1000 rubber bands.

所以在這裡，我們已經得到了1000條橡皮筋。

We're gonna put them around a watermelon until it explodes.

我們要把它們放在西瓜周圍，直到它爆炸。

How many rubber bands do you think it'll take orange?

你覺得橙子要用多少根橡皮筋？

I think it'll take 600 I think I'll take more rubber bands and you got?

我想需要600塊我想我要多拿些橡皮筋，你有嗎？

Speak of the devil.

說的是魔鬼。

Here's our watermelon.

這是我們的西瓜。

Who actually volunteered for this verse?

究竟是誰主動提出要寫這首詩？

Names Brick because I'm built like a brick.

名字是磚頭，因為我的身材像磚頭。

Last names watermelon because I'm a watermelon.

姓西瓜，因為我是西瓜。

Bring on these puny little brother bands I've been training my whole life for this moment and now I'm gonna break the watermelon world record.

帶上這些小不點兄弟樂隊，我一生都在訓練，就為了這一刻，現在我要打破西瓜的世界紀錄。

Wow!

哇！

A watermelon world record water you talking about?

你說的西瓜世界紀錄水？

I'm talking about 888 rubber bands boys.

我說的是八八八橡皮筋男孩。

Rock Waterman, The greatest strongest waterman who ever lived Rest in peace.

岩石水手，有史以來最強壯的水手 安息吧。

He was only able to take 887 rubber bands before he exploded into the history books.

他只拿了887根橡皮筋就爆出了史料。

In case you're wondering, his first name was Rock because he was built like a rock.

如果你想知道，他的名字叫石頭，因為他的身材像石頭。

His last name was Model Melt Because you get it.

他的姓是Model Melt，因為你懂的。

So 888 is the magic number.

所以888是個神奇的數字。

Let's get the counter on screen.

讓我們把計數器放在螢幕上。

Let's do this thing.

讓我們做這件事。

Yeah, Here comes rubber band numero uno.

是啊，這裡是橡皮筋的第1號。

Feeling good.

感覺不錯。

Feeling great.

感覺好極了。

888 is in my sight.

888在我的視線裡。

Okay, but you've got a long way to go.

好吧，但你還有很長的路要走。

Bring on the second one.

帶上第二個。

Here we go.

我們走吧

Number.

號碼：

Rodeo.

羅迪歐。

Oh, yeah, That smug.

哦，是的，那個自以為是。

But I'm feeling good.

但我感覺很好。

Bring on the next one.

帶來下一個。

Oh, um What?

哦，嗯什麼？

I just don't under band.

我只是不帶下。

Seriously, Brick Watermelon Onley lasted for two rubber bands, but got in the way.

說真的，磚頭西瓜安利堅持了兩根橡皮筋，但礙於情面。

Wow.

哇哦

I think it's safe to say that brick lasting for 888 rubber bands was a bit of a stretch.

我想可以說，磚頭持續888橡皮筋是有點誇張。

Ah, well, now I don't know what todo we have all these rubber bands lying around and they will not go toe.

啊，好吧，現在我不知道該怎麼辦了，我們有所有這些橡皮筋躺在周圍，他們不會去腳趾。

Wait.

等一下

My first name is sturdy because we get it sturdy.

我的名字很結實，因為我們得到它的結實。

Are you seriously gonna try for a world record?

你真的要去嘗試世界紀錄嗎？

Moments after your body exploded after just two?

在你的身體爆炸後的瞬間，僅僅兩個?

I most certainly am.

我當然是。

Alright.

好吧，我知道了

This world record is my destiny.

這個世界紀錄是我的命運。

I don't know, dude.

我不知道，夥計。

Maybe waiting.

也許在等待。

Try another day.

改天再試吧

These rubber pants might be faulty or something.

這條橡膠褲可能是有問題或者是什麼。

Nah, that good.

不，那麼好。

I put 887 of them around my waist just now while you were talking orange.

剛才你在說橙子的時候，我把887個圍在腰間。

What are you doing?

你在做什麼？

Keeping myself from being bored.

讓自己不至於無聊。

Uh, but that's that.

呃，但就是這樣。

That's so day tress.

這是如此的日系。

You're one away from breaking the most sacred world record in food is to me.

在我看來，你離打破食物領域最神聖的世界紀錄只有一步之遙。

I'm gonna catch up.

我要去追趕。

Give me a will of been here.

給我一個來過這裡的意願。

Oh, no.

哦，不

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

But you might not want down.

但你可能不想下來。

Time to discuss.

是時候討論一下了。

I must put on 888 rubber bands immediately before the orange beats.

我必須在橙色節拍前立即戴上888橡皮筋。

Meteo, I have so many questions right now.

梅特奧，我現在有很多問題。

Let's go to the replay E.

我們去覆盤E。

Just don't get it.

就是不明白。

How could you hold more rubber bands in these super buff watermelons?

這些超級水嫩的西瓜，怎麼能多裝些橡皮筋呢？

Do you feel uncomfortable now?

你現在覺得不舒服嗎？

Well, sorry.

好吧，對不起。

Uh, give me a second, please.

呃，給我一秒鐘，請。

No, I feel great now.

不，我現在感覺很好。

Did someone called for buff watermelons?

有人叫吃水牛西瓜嗎？

Oh, here we go.

哦，在這裡，我們去。

Way get at.

方式獲得在。

We're all the way.

我們是一路的。

Want a shot at the world way?

要不要來一發世界方式？

What's not gonna happen?

什麼事不會發生？

Because oranges wearing all of the rubber bands.

因為橙子穿的都是橡皮筋。

We'll see about that, huh?

我們走著瞧吧，嗯？

Get away.

走吧

A That's fine.

A 那就好。

Got 12313 Everyone put you really being doing?

得到12313大家把你真的在做什麼？

Okay, One orange, one to get out of here.

好吧，一個橘子，一個離開這裡。

Three.

三號

Oh, hey, Through lovers Paran Orange here with another exploding watermelon challenge.

哦，嘿嘿，穿越愛好者帕蘭橙子在這裡與另一個爆炸的西瓜挑戰。

We just had to do another one after the first one blew up.

我們只是在第一張炸了之後，不得不再做一張。

Yeah, last time we didn't exploding Watermelon challenge.

是啊，上一次我們沒能挑戰爆炸西瓜。

Well, it didn't go so great for the watermelons.

好吧，西瓜的情況不是很好。

One watermelon after another took us up on the challenge to put his many rubber bands is possible around their waist before they exploded.

一個又一個西瓜帶著我們去挑戰把他的許多橡皮筋是可能在他們的腰部爆炸之前。

None of them got anywhere close to breaking rock.

他們都沒有接近破巖。

Watermelons, 100 year old record of 887 rubber bands.

西瓜，100年的紀錄是887根橡皮筋。

What?

什麼？

That all changes today.

今天這一切都改變了。

Looks like we have yet another overconfident watermelon looking to risk it all for glory.

看來我們又有一個過於自信的西瓜想冒著風險去爭取榮譽。

First name strong because I'm strong.

姓強，因為我很強。

Last names watermelon because I'm a watermelon.

姓西瓜，因為我是西瓜。

Do you really want to do this?

你真的想這樣做嗎？

You remember what happened to your buddies last time?

你還記得上次你的兄弟們發生了什麼嗎？

They tried, right?

他們試過了，對吧？

They all exploded after, like, one or two rubber bands.

他們都在一兩根橡皮筋後爆炸了。

No, I had scared.

不，我已經嚇壞了。

Those rubber bands probably weren't regulation anyway, But I was put on Earth to do two things.

反正那些橡皮筋可能也不是規定，但我被放在地球上是為了做兩件事。

Break watermelons, rubber band record and to public up.

打破西瓜、橡皮筋的記錄，並且要公開起來。

And I'm all on a bubble gum.

而且我都是吃泡泡糖的。

Oh, really?

哦，真的嗎？

Well, I got a bunch.

好吧，我有一堆。

Here you go, bro.

在這裡，你去，兄弟。

I don't want your bubble gum.

我不想要你的泡泡糖。

What I want is to break that record.

我想要的是打破這個記錄。

Now, let me at that part of rubber bands I've been training my whole life for this moment.

現在，讓我在這一刻，我一生都在訓練橡皮筋的那部分。

I'll just toss on my medium size, swept out and all.

我就在我的中號上折騰，掃出來的，都是。

Wait a minute.

等一下

I think I grabbed the small side swept and by mid like, oh, he had guts.

我想我抓住了小邊掃，到中像，哦，他有膽量。

The proof is everywhere.

證據無處不在。

Let's see that replay.

讓我們看看那個回放。

No, I'll give him this.

不，我給他這個。

No watermelons ever managed to explode before putting a rubber band on.

在套上橡皮筋之前，從來沒有一個西瓜能夠爆炸。

So I guess, in a way, he did what he set out to Dio.

所以我想，在某種程度上，他做到了他對迪奧的設定。

He set a world record, did a I'm a wandering.

他創造了一個世界紀錄，做了一個我是一個流浪。

Well, then I'm glad to finally have this watermelon nonsense behind us.

好吧，那我很高興終於把這西瓜的無稽之談拋之腦後了。

Did someone say watermelon nonsense?

有人說西瓜胡說八道嗎？

The Nate's Brownie Watermelon?

奈特的布朗尼西瓜？

First name, Ronnie, cause I've got it.

名字，羅尼，因為我已經知道了。

Thanks.

謝謝你

And you know what?

你知道嗎？

I got that world record in my sight.

我看到了那個世界紀錄。

Let me at it.

讓我看看

I'm Ronnie.

我是羅尼

I'm ready.

我已經準備好了

Well, as long as you put on more than zero rubber bands, you'll beat your buddy.

好吧，只要你戴上零以上的橡皮筋，你就能打敗你的兄弟。

Of course I'm gonna get more than zero because I got something none of the other watermelons have got.

當然，我會得到比零更多的東西，因為我有其他西瓜都沒有的東西。

Unless it's steroids.

除非是類固醇。

I don't know if it's gonna help you, dude.

我不知道這是否能幫到你，夥計。

Wow.

哇哦

How'd you now, Seriously.

你現在怎麼樣了，說真的。

Oh, yeah.

哦，是的。

Wow, That would be juicing.

哇，這將是果汁。

Dude, you really shouldn't do that.

夥計，你真的不應該這樣做。

You know how dangerous it is, right?

你知道這有多危險吧？

Anything for glory, bro.

為了榮譽，兄弟

This is my dream.

這是我的夢想。

I literally have not trained for this whatsoever because I'm relying on having this unfair advantage.

我真的沒有為此進行過任何訓練，因為我依靠的是有這個不公平的優勢。

I'm about to pop off.

我快要彈開了。

Let's go.

我們走吧

Whoa!

哇！

Hey, popped off.

嘿，彈開了。