called "True Confessions."

叫做 "真情告白"。

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Now, my first opponent tonight

現在，我今晚的第一個對手

is an American legend and country music icon.

是美國的傳奇人物和鄉村音樂的標誌。

Please welcome Dolly Parton.

請歡迎多莉帕頓。

-Hi. -Look at you.

-嗨！-看看你

Oh, you are the best.

哦，你是最好的。

Oh, Dolly, thank you so much for being here.

哦，多莉，非常感謝你能來這裡。

Dolly and I will be facing off against a very talented actor

我和多莉將面對一個非常有才華的演員。

who stars in the new movie

誰主演的新電影

"To All The Boys: Always and Forever."

"致所有的男孩，永遠永遠。"

Give it up for Noah Centineo.

為了諾亞-森特尼奧而放棄吧。

-Oh! Ooh, wow.

-哦，哇哦

You're already playing the game, I see.

你已經在玩這個遊戲了，我明白了。

You got your game face. -We're in it.

你有你的遊戲臉。-我們加入了

-All right, here's how this works.

-好吧，這就是我們的工作方式。

Each of us have two envelopes containing confessions.

我們每個人都有兩個信封，裡面裝著懺悔書。

One is true, the other is a lie.

一個是真的，另一個是假的。

Once you read your confession,

一旦你讀了你的懺悔書。

the other players will interrogate you,

其他玩家會審問你。

and they have to come to a unanimous decision.

他們必須來一個一致的決定。

Is it a truth, or is it a lie?

是真話，還是假話？

Dolly, you will go first.

多莉，你先走吧

Noah, which envelope should she open,

諾亞，她應該打開哪個信封。

number one or number two?

一號還是二號？

-Hmm.

-嗯。

Let's go number one.

讓我們去一號。

-Yeah, I'm feeling that, too. -This one?

-是的，我也感覺到了.-這個？

-Yep, I'm feeling that, too.

-是的，我也有這種感覺。

-Okay.

-好吧

-Here we go. -All right.

-我們走吧-好了

Here I go.

我去了

Oh, Lordy, I'm, like, at the Academy Awards.

哦，上帝，我，就像，在奧斯卡頒獎典禮上。

Can't get it out of the deal here.

在這裡不能把它從交易中解脫出來。

Okay, sorry. -[ Laughs ]

好吧，對不起。-[笑]

-I dated a guy, and he kicked me out of a car

-我和一個男人約會，他把我趕出了車。

and made me walk home at night through a forest

讓我在晚上穿過森林回家

with bears and bobcats.

與熊和山貓。

-[ Laughing ] What?

-什麼？

All right. Wait a second.

好吧，等一下等一下。

All right. -[ Laughs ]

好吧，我知道了-[笑]

-What year?

-哪一年？

Do you remember -- What year was this?

你還記得... 這是哪一年的事嗎？

-Oh, I was a teenager.

-哦，我那時還是個少年。

I was about --

我正要...

Oh, I was 17, 18 years old. -Okay, 17.

哦，我當時17，18歲。-好吧，17歲

-Did you encounter bears and bobcats,

-你有沒有遇到熊和山貓？

or were they just present? -Absolutely.

還是他們只是在場？-當然

-Good question. -I heard them, felt them.

-好問題-我聽到了，感覺到了

-Do you remember what car it was?

-你還記得那是什麼車嗎？

-Well, I know it was a really good car,

-我知道那是一輛很好的車。

'cause I had a date with a boy,

因為我和一個男孩有約會。

and I only dated him because he had a car.

我和他約會只是因為他有車。

-[ Laughs ] -And so it was a nice car.

-所以這是輛好車。

I think it was a Chevy, maybe a '57.

我想那是一輛雪佛蘭，也許是57年的。

Something like that.

類似的東西。

-Why did he kick you out of the car?

-他為什麼要把你趕出車外？

What was the thing that happened?

發生了什麼事情？

-Well, it was a "put out or get out," uh, situation.

-這是個 "不出局就出局 "的情況。

-Ah. You stepped. -So he kicked me out,

-啊你踩到了-所以他把我趕了出來,

told me to walk home. -And you stepped.

叫我走路回家-然後你就走了

I like that. -Yeah. Yeah.

我喜歡這樣-是的，我喜歡是啊，是啊。

-Put out or get out.

-熄滅或退出。

-Where was this forest?

-這片森林在哪裡？

-Well, this was up in

-好吧，這是在

The Smoky Mountains of East Tennessee,

東田納西州的煙山。

and we were about five miles from my home,

而我們離我家大約五英里。

and that's way back in the mountains,

而那是在山裡的路。

I mean, where there are bears and bobcats.

我是說，在有熊和山貓的地方。

And there are those toothless

還有那些沒牙的

"Deliverance" kind of mountain men,

"解脫 "類的山人。

in addition to the bears and all that.

除了熊和所有。

-Yeah, the bears don't even have teeth.

-是啊，熊連牙齒都沒有。

-That was not a pleasant place to be.

-那不是一個令人愉快的地方。

-Noah, I don't know.

-不，我不知道。

Dolly is also --

多莉也是...

Not only is she a talented singer and songwriter,

她不僅是一位才華橫溢的歌手和作曲家。

but she's also a very good actor.

但她也是一個很好的演員。

So I don't know if this is --

所以我不知道這是不是...

she could be playing us like a fiddle.

她可能會像小提琴一樣玩弄我們。

-I'm feeling like I'm being played,

-我感覺自己被耍了。

to be honest with you.

跟你說實話。

-But I also feel like Dolly is very strong,

-但我也覺得多莉很強壯。

and she would do something like that.

她會做這樣的事情。

Like, yeah. -Oh, absolutely.

就像，是的。-哦，當然

I think it's -- honest, I think she's telling the truth.

我認為這是... 老實說，我認為她說的是實話。

-Gosh. I'm going to say, yes, it's true.

-天哪，我想說，是的，這是真的我想說，是的，這是真的。

-It is true!

-是真的！

-[ Laughing ] Oh, my gosh.

-哦，我的天哪。

-It is true!

-是真的！

-No way. -I swear it's true.

-不可能-我發誓這是真的

But I did learn something that night, though.

不過那晚我確實學到了一些東西。

I thought, if that ever happens to me again,

我想，如果這種事再發生在我身上。

I'm definitely giving it up.

我肯定要放棄了。

[ Laughter ] I would rather be --

[笑] 我寧願是 -

I would rather be chewed on by a boy

我寧願被一個男孩咬

than a bear.

比熊。

And so I thought that -- -Oh, my gosh.

所以我想... - 哦，我的天哪。

You are the best.

你是最好的。

-Oh, my gosh.

-哦，我的天哪

-Okay. It is my turn.

-好吧，輪到我了

Which envelope should I open, number one or number two?

我應該打開哪個信封，一號還是二號？

Dolly? -Dolly, go ahead.

多莉？-多莉，請說

-I think number two.

-我想是二號

-Okay.

-好吧

Do do do do-doo. Okay.

嘟嘟嘟嘟。好吧，我知道了

I was at a party at someone's house,

我在別人家的聚會上。

and I heard Jeff Bezos say, "Alexa, who's your daddy?"

我聽到傑夫-貝佐斯說，"Alexa，誰是你爸爸？"

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

-Do you remember what Alexa said in return?

-你還記得Alexa的回話嗎？

-Uh, I don't know if she answered.

-呃，我不知道她是否回答。

I just thought it was just bizarre

我只是覺得很奇怪

that I could not -- I can't believe Jeff Bezos,

我不能... 我不能相信傑夫・貝佐斯。

why would he --

他為什麼要...

that he would just lean in --

他只是靠在 -

He didn't even know I was there, I don't think.

他甚至不知道我在那裡，我不認為。

He just kind of leaned in and just said it to Alexa.

他只是有點傾訴，只是對Alexa說。

And I was like, "Did I just see that?"

我當時想，"我剛才看到了嗎？"

-So, wait. Did he whisper it?

-那麼，等等他有沒有說悄悄話？

It was like a -- It was like a gentle, like, whisper to Alexa?

這就像一個... 這就像一個溫柔的，喜歡，低聲對Alexa？

-No he didn't whisper "Who's your daddy?"

-不，他沒有低聲說 "誰是你爸爸？"

But he just kinda -- No, he said out loud.

但他只是有點... 不，他大聲說。

I think he -- I think he knew...

我想他... 我想他知道...

Yeah, he knew that he was being funny, probably.

是的，他知道他是在開玩笑，可能。

-Do you use Alexa a lot?

-你經常使用Alexa嗎？

Are you one of those people that really do all that,

你是那種真正做到這些的人嗎。

ask all these crazy things and ask for jokes

胡言亂語，自討沒趣

and all these weird people?

和所有這些奇怪的人？

-I do. I use it all the time. I talk to --

-我是這樣做的。我一直在用它。我跟...

But this is just weird, random at a party,

但這就是奇怪了，在聚會上隨意。

and I just saw it happen, and it's almost --

我剛剛看到它的發生， 它幾乎 -

It's, like, rare that you would ever see

這是一樣，難得的，你會永遠看到。

the guy who invented Alexa say to Alexa,

發明Alexa的人對Alexa說：

"Who's your daddy?"

"誰是你爸爸？"

-And what was he wearing?

-那他穿的是什麼？

What was -- What was Bezos wearing?

什麼是 -- 貝佐斯穿的是什麼？

-Wearing almost this exact same outfit.

-穿著幾乎一模一樣的衣服。

I am dressed like Jeff Bezos from that --

我穿得像傑夫-貝佐斯的那個...

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

I'm wearing the Jeff Bezos line of suits. Yeah.

我穿的是傑夫-貝佐斯的西裝系列。 I'm wearing the Jeff Bezos line of suits.對啊 Yeah.

-Well, it is time for us to say that's a lie?

-我們該說這是個謊言了吧？

-A lie, too.

-也是個謊言

-[ Laughs ] I think that's a lie.

-我認為這是一個謊言。

-It is the truth.

-這是事實

-Is it really? -What?

-真的嗎？-什麼？

-Oh, okay.

-哦，好吧

-And I was like, "What?!"

-我當時想，"什麼？"

That is something I will never ever forget, ever.

這是我永遠不會忘記的，永遠不會。

It is a true story. -I guess not.

這是一個真實的故事。-我想不是

Well, that's a good one. I thought that was a lie.

嗯，這是一個很好的一個。我以為那是一個謊言。

-Okay. -That's incredible.

-好吧 太不可思議了。

-We've got two truths now.

-我們現在有兩個真相了。

-Yeah, here we go. -Let's see what --

-是的，我們走吧-讓我們看看...

-Oh, interesting. You're right.

-哦，有意思哦，有意思.

Noah, now it is your turn.

諾亞，現在輪到你了。

Dolly, which envelope should he open,

多莉，他應該打開哪個信封。

number one or number two?

一號還是二號？

-I think number one. -Yup, number one.

-我想是一號-是的，一號

-All right. -Yeah.

-好的-好的

In honor of all Dolly's songs.

為了紀念多莉的所有歌曲。

Number one. -Okay.

一號-好的

-[ Laughs ]

-[笑]

-I want to make this a little dramatic.

-我想讓這個有點戲劇性。

-[ Chuckling ] Oh, my goodness.

-哦，我的天啊。

Wow.

哇哦

-Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.

-咚，咚，咚，咚，咚。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

-Oh, that's really -- -I once locked my father

-哦，那真是... ... - 我曾經把我父親鎖在了這裡

in a meat locker for two hours before telling someone.

在肉櫃裡呆了兩個小時才告訴別人。

-Why did you wait so long if you accidentally did it?

-如果你不小心做了，為什麼要等這麼久？

-I was 9 years old, and I-I panicked.

-我當時才9歲，我很慌張。

And, like, I tried to get him out,

而且，像，我試圖讓他出來。

and then we were on a tour, and so --

然後，我們是在一個旅遊，所以 -

-A tour of a meat locker?

-參觀肉櫃？

-Well, no, it was a meat facility.

-哦，不，那是一個肉食設施。

He owned, like, a restaurant back then.

他擁有，像，當時的餐廳。

And so we were looking

所以我們在尋找

at different, like, meats and stuff.

在不同的，像，肉類和東西。

And he took me on it,

他帶我去了。

but it was with a group of, like, all of his members.

但它是與一組一樣， 他的所有成員，

And so --

所以...

-Were you the only 9-year-old there,

-你是唯一一個9歲的孩子嗎？

or was it a bunch of kids going around a meat locker?

還是一群孩子圍著肉櫃轉？

-No, no, I was the only one. I was the only one.

-不，不，我是唯一的一個。我是唯一的一個。

-Did you get along with your father?

-你和你父親相處得好嗎？

Did you like him? -Yeah. [ Laughs ]

你喜歡他嗎？-是的。是啊。 [笑]

-Oh, okay.

-哦，好吧

I just wanted to make sure

我只是想確認一下

that you weren't trying to really get rid of him.

你並不是想真正擺脫他。

-Was some part of you kind of excited

-你是不是有點興奮？

that you did lock your dad --

你確實鎖定你的父親 -

How did you know that he was locked in there?

你怎麼知道他被鎖在那裡？

-That's what I -- [ Laughs ]

-這就是我 -- [笑]

-He went in there, and I closed the door.

-他進去了，我關上了門。

And then I realized that it locks from the outside,

然後我意識到，它從外面鎖住了。

but I didn't know how to unlock it.

但我不知道如何解鎖它。

And I was embarrassed to, like, go and tell someone

我很尷尬，喜歡，去告訴別人。

that I had locked him in there.

我把他鎖在那裡。

-How long was your dad in the meat locker?

-你爸爸在肉櫃裡呆了多久？

-[ Laughing ] For two hours.

-兩個小時。

-What?! No, no.

-什麼？什麼？

-Was he, like, frozen?

-他是不是被凍住了？

Did it, like, make him sick or what?

難道，喜歡，讓他生病還是什麼？

-No, they're not that cold. Like --

-不，他們沒那麼冷.就像...

-That's a good story.

-這是個好故事

Whether it's a truth or a lie, that's an amazing story.

不管是真相還是謊言，這都是一個神奇的故事。

-Oh, no. -It's scary. Wow.

-哦，不 太可怕了。嚇死人了

-I'm baffled, Dolly. What do you think?

-我很困惑，多莉。我很困惑，多莉，你怎麼看？

I'm torn, because -- -I think --

我很糾結，因為... -我覺得...

I kind of think that might be true.

我覺得這可能是真的。

-I think it's a lie.

-我認為這是一個謊言。

I think he's playing us.

我覺得他在耍我們。

I think he did the sheet over his head.

我想他是把床單蓋在頭上了。

He made the story up.

他編的故事。

And he's an actor.

而且他是個演員。

I'm going to say it's a lie.

我想說這是一個謊言。

-It's a lie. Yeah, it's a lie.

-這是個謊言是的，這是一個謊言。

-Yes! Oh, my God.

-是的！是的！ - 哦，我的上帝。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

-Well, that was a good one, though.

-嗯，這是一個很好的一個，雖然。

-That was not bad, dude.

-這還不錯，夥計

We got a true confession. -That was very good.

我們得到了一個真實的懺悔。-那很好

-My thanks to Dolly Parton and Noah Centineo.

感謝多莉-帕頓和諾亞-森特尼奧。