Comedian Candy Black has brought laughter to our lives, but America's sweetheart hit may wear It.

喜劇演員Candy Black給我們的生活帶來了歡聲笑語，但美國的甜心大熱可能會穿它。

Hurt isn't so sweet anymore, and you really need you to go into hair and makeup right now.

傷害已經不是那麼甜蜜了，你真的需要你現在就去做頭髮和化妝。

Misplaced.

錯位。

Okay, everybody, let's flush this turd down the toilet.

好了，各位，讓我們把這坨屎衝到馬桶裡去。

We're gonna do a rehearsal again with the stand in candy and I have been together for years, but my true passion is acting.

我們又要和站在糖果裡的人排練，我和他在一起很多年了，但我真正的愛好是演戲。

What's your secret to success?

你的成功祕訣是什麼？

I guess.

我想也是

I believe in boundaries today.

我相信今天的界限。

Hollywood's class clown Back up.

好萊塢的階級小丑 退後

Please give us has fallen to a new low.

請給我們已經跌到了一個新的低點。

A judge has sentenced to 90 days in rehab.

法官已判處90天的康復治療。

You shouldn't have to go to rehab unless someone else goes in my place.

你不應該去戒毒所，除非有人代替我去。

Someone who looks a lot like me.

一個和我長得很像的人

What my name is Candy and I am an alcoholic.

我叫Candy，我是個酒鬼。

Mm.

嗯。

It must be a real wake up call for you.

這對你來說一定是一個真正的警鐘。

A big Hollywood hotshot.

好萊塢的大明星。

Here's a tip.

這裡有一個小竅門。

Don't mix fat in all Bennies and heroin.

不要把脂肪都混在本錢和海洛因裡。

Take it from crow.

從烏鴉那裡得到的。

In the rehab game, I feel like a fat Amy Winehouse.

在康復中心的遊戲中，我覺得自己像個胖子艾米-懷恩豪斯。

The Today show.

今天的節目。

Once an interview, Lewis is getting offers for personal appearances I could stand in for you.

一旦接受採訪，劉易斯就會收到個人出場的邀請，我可以替你出場。

We could split the money.

我們可以分錢。

Sure.

當然可以

Who seem toe like being candid more than I ever did.

誰似乎比我更喜歡坦誠。

People love redemptions during.

人們喜歡兌換期間。

We're so glad she's back.

我們很高興她回來了。

So the person that I've been dealing with these last couple of weeks this is standing, not you.

所以，我這幾週一直在處理的人... ...是站著的，不是你。

She looks like me.

她看起來像我。

Your voices that you sound like No, this is the rial.

你的聲音，你聽起來像 不，這是里亞爾。

Me Candy Black is here tonight to apologize.

我糖果黑今晚是來道歉的。

That's what I'm most sorry for.

這就是我最遺憾的地方。

She looks amazing.

她看起來很迷人。

I need to know who did that.

我需要知道是誰做的。

Nose.

鼻子：

You got to do this film.

你一定要拍這部電影。

I can't do it.

我做不到

I think you can absolutely dive head first from a bale of hay into a pile of couches.

我覺得你完全可以從一捆乾草上一頭扎進一堆沙發裡。

Hit me where it hurts.

打我的痛處。

Cut!

停！

Okay, let's go again.

好吧，我們再來一次。

Best life.

最好的生活。