- Yo, yo, yo.

- 喲，喲，喲。

(instrumental music)

(器樂)

Hey guys, welcome to "Stir Crazy."

嘿，夥計們，歡迎來到 "瘋狂攪拌"。

Like myself, my guest today

我今天的客人跟我一樣

was nominated for an Oscar at 14.

14歲就獲得了奧斯卡提名。

I'm sorry, I got confused,

對不起，我搞混了。

I knew a guy named Oscar when I was 14, totally different.

我14歲的時候認識一個叫奧斯卡的人，完全不同。

Anyway, she's an amazing singer and a brilliant actor.

總之，她是個了不起的歌手，也是個出色的演員。

It's Hailee Steinfeld.

這是海莉-斯坦菲爾德。

- Hey.

- 嘿嘿

- Hey Hailee, it's good to see you.

- 嘿，海莉，很高興見到你。

- Good to see you too.

- 我也很高興見到你

- What's your level of Stir Crazy today?

- 你今天的 "瘋狂攪拌 "是什麼水準？

How you doing? Are you keeping sane?

你怎麼樣？你保持清醒嗎？

- I have my moments, I'm doing okay today,

- 我有我的時刻，我今天做的還不錯。

all right, but yeah, it goes in waves.

好吧，但是，是的，它去在波。

- As you well know

- 你也知道

we like to play some games here on "Stir Crazy."

我們喜歡玩一些遊戲 在 "瘋狂攪拌"。

We've invented a new one,

我們發明了一個新的。

you're a guinea pig for a brand new game on "Stir Crazy."

你是一個豚鼠 一個全新的遊戲 "瘋狂攪拌"。

We've all heard of cold reads obviously

顯然，我們都聽說過冷門的讀物

where actors have to perform

演員必須在那裡表演

without knowing the material in advance.

在事先不瞭解材料的情況下。

Today we're doing really cold reads.

今天我們做的是真正的冷門讀物。

Are you game?

你要玩嗎？

- You know I am.

- 你知道我是。

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)

- Get your ice bucket out and let's do this thing.

- 把你的冰桶拿出來，我們來做這件事。

Alright, you ready?

好了，你準備好了嗎？

Oh, you have it, good, good, I have mine.

哦，你有，好，好，我有我的。

- One, two, three.

- 一、二、三

- Don't don't injure yourself,

- 不要不要傷害自己。

okay, I'm ready.

好吧，我已經準備好了。

- Okay.

- 好吧，我知道了

(Josh laughs)

（喬希笑）

Wait, it's so cold.

等等，好冷啊。

Are you ready? - Yeah.

你準備好了嗎？- 準備好了

(both laugh)

（兩者笑）

- Oh my God, okay.

- 哦，我的上帝，好吧。

- Don't hurt yourself, yeah get rid of.

- 不要傷害自己，是的擺脫。

- Are you ready? - Yeah.

- 你準備好了嗎？- 準備好了

- Say hello to my little friend.

- 跟我的小朋友打個招呼吧。

(Josh laughs)

（喬希笑）

- I got it.

- 我知道了

Say hello to my little friend, "Scarface."

跟我的小朋友 "疤臉 "打個招呼吧。

Well done.

幹得好

Oh my God, get them out of there, yeah no.

哦，我的上帝，讓他們離開那裡，是的，沒有。

Are you okay?

你還好嗎？

- I'm great.

- 我很好

(Josh laughs)

（喬希笑）

Spit all over my computer but.

吐得我電腦上都是，但。

(Josh laughs)

（喬希笑）

- Nobody puts baby in a corner.

- 沒有人把孩子放在角落裡。

- Nobody puts baby in a corner, "Dirty Dancing."

- 沒有人把寶寶放在角落裡，"髒舞"。

My favorite.

我最喜歡的。

(Josh laughs)

（喬希笑）

How many ice cubes did you just use?

你剛才用了多少冰塊？

- It was one big one.

- 這是一個大的。

- How many did you do?

- 你做了多少？

- Three. - Seriously?

- 3個- 真的嗎？

How big are your ice cubes?

你的冰塊有多大？

Wait, I think mine is bigger.

等等，我覺得我的更大。

And it's dripping on my computer.

而且還滴在我的電腦上。

Okay, I'm gonna do at least two this time.

好吧，我這次至少要做兩個。

- I'm gonna go with a little pack, a little four pack.

- 我打算用一個小包，一個小四包。

- You're like the Tom Cruise of this game,

- 你就像這個遊戲中的湯姆-克魯斯。

you just push the envelope.

你只是推信封。

- Oh sweet Jesus.

- 哦，親愛的耶穌。

(both laugh)

（兩者笑）

Wait, I think it's too much.

等等，我覺得太過分了。

- You can do it, you can do it.

- 你能做到的，你能做到的。

- Get your. (Josh laughs)

- 獲取你的。（喬希笑）

Get your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape.

把你的臭爪子拿開，你這該死的髒猿。

- Perfection.

- 完美的。

Get your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape,

把你的臭爪子拿開，你這該死的髒猿。

"Planet of the Apes."

"人猿星球"

- Yeah.

- 是啊。

- You are my new favorite guest, amazing.

- 你是我新喜歡的客人，了不起。

Okay, I have some provocative

好吧，我有一些挑釁性的

would you rather questions for you, you ready?

你寧願問題你，你準備好了嗎？

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)

Would you rather have a tongue covered in fur

你寧願舌頭上長滿毛皮嗎？

or never be able to pet a dog again?

或者再也不能摸狗了？

- A tongue covered in fur,

- 舌頭上覆蓋著毛皮。

or never be able to pet a dog again.

或者再也不能摸狗了。

I think I'm gonna have to go with the tongue,

我想我還是選擇舌頭吧。

I can't not hold dogs.

我不能不抱狗。

- Oh, wow, you love dogs that much

- 哦，哇，你這麼喜歡狗

that you're going to become this odd, yeah.

你會成為這個奇怪的，是的。

- I mean, someone's gotta be into that.

- 我的意思是，有人的總得是到這一點。

- (Josh laughs) There's a kink for everybody, right?

- (Josh笑)每個人都有一個怪癖，對吧？

(both laugh)

（兩者笑）

Would you rather be covered in spiders or bumblebees?

你寧願被蜘蛛或大黃蜂覆蓋嗎？

- I just started sweating.

- 我剛剛開始出汗。

- Don't worry, I haven't prepared spiders or bumblebees,

- 別擔心，我還沒有準備蜘蛛和大黃蜂。

it's not gonna happen.

它不會發生。

- Spiders or bumble bees.

- 蜘蛛或大黃蜂。

Ooh, bees maybe?

哦，也許是蜜蜂？

- Would you rather drive around in a horse drawn carriage

- 你願意坐馬車到處跑嗎？

or in a hot air balloon with your face on the balloon?

還是在熱氣球上把臉貼在氣球上？

- The hot air balloon for sure.

- 當然是熱氣球。

That's my face? You put my face on it?

那是我的臉？你把我的臉貼在上面？

- Pretty cool.

- 很酷

- That's so sick.

- 這真是太變態了。

- Would you rather have Katy Perry's voice

- 你寧願要凱蒂-佩裡的聲音嗎？

or Vin Diesel's voice?

還是Vin Diesel的聲音？

- That's a hard one.

- 這是個難題。

I mean, I feel like it would be so tight

我的意思是，我覺得這將是如此之緊。

if like I just rocked up somewhere

如果像我只是搖滾起來的地方

and it was Vin Diesel's voice.

而且是文-迪塞爾的聲音。

- That's what I'm thinking too.

- 我也是這麼想的。

Come on, out of that body, Vin Diesel's voice,

來吧，從那個身體裡出來，文-迪塞爾的聲音。

come on.

來吧

- Yeah, for sure, let's go with it.

- 是啊，肯定的，讓我們去與它。

- Did you see my hot air balloon up there?

- 你看到我的熱氣球了嗎？

That's mine.

那是我的

Congratulations on "Dickinson,"

恭喜你的 "狄金森"，

a very successful first season.

第一季非常成功。

The good news is you're gonna make more of these,

好消息是你會做更多的這些。

that's awesome.

這是真棒。

- Thank you.

- 謝謝你了

- In retrospect, do you feel like,

- 回想起來，你是否覺得像。

there's a lot of elements of "Dickinson"

頗有 "狄金森 "的味道

that I feel like have predicted

我覺得自己已經預測到了

what we're dealing with now.

我們現在面對的是。

Being stuck in doors for one,

被卡在門裡一。

what do you think?

你怎麼看

- It's almost like playing the role prepared me for this.

- 這幾乎就像扮演這個角色為我準備的一樣。

- Yeah, exactly.

- 是的，沒錯。

- You've worked with so many amazing talents

- 你和這麼多優秀的人才一起工作

in your career.

在你的職業生涯中。

I'm gonna name you a previous co-star,

我給你起個以前的搭檔名字。

you tell me if you'd want them in the bunker with you,

你告訴我，如果你想讓他們和你一起在地堡裡。

if you'd want them on your quaranteam, okay?

如果你想讓他們在你的擔保人，好嗎？

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)

So for instance,

所以，比如說。

Jeff Bridges, your "True Grit" co-star,

傑夫・布里奇斯，你的 "真實的勇氣 "搭檔。

would Jeff be a good guy to have in a bunker with you?

傑夫會是一個很好的傢伙 有在一個掩體與你？

- 100%, 100% absolutely,

- 100%，100%絕對。

for so many reasons.

因為很多原因。

I mean, he's funny. he's brilliant,

我的意思是，他很有趣，他很聰明。

he tells a great story,

他講述了一個偉大的故事。

he's got an unbelievable voice

他有一個令人難以置信的聲音。

and is wonderfully on the guitar.

並在吉他上表現得非常精彩。

So yes, the answer's yes.

所以是的，答案是肯定的。

- You'd have to learn how to make white Russians

- 你必須學會如何讓白俄人

presumably, to keep him happy.

大概是為了讓他高興吧。

- That I can do.

- 這我能做到。

- (Josh laughs) What about your infamous co-star Bumblebee?

- 那你那臭名昭著的搭檔大黃蜂呢？

Are your ceilings high enough

你的天花板夠高嗎？

to live with Bumblebee in quaranteam?

要和大黃蜂一起生活在四方?

- Definitely not.

- 絕對不是。

No, he's probably the size of my home.

不，他大概有我家那麼大。

So unfortunately, I'm gonna have to pass on that one.

所以很不幸的是，我不得不放棄這個項目。

Unless he stayed in car form, in the driveway.

除非他以汽車的形式呆在車道上。

- What about John Cena?

- 那約翰-塞納呢？

Would that just be nonstop K-pop going on in the house?

那會不會只是在家裡不停的K歌呢？

Like, one can only listen to enough BTS,

就像，一個人只能聽夠BTS。

I don't know, John Cena might put you.

我不知道，約翰塞納可能會把你。

- He is so obsessed, so funny.

- 他是如此痴迷，如此有趣。

I think yeah, that would be fun.

我想是的，這將是有趣的。

He's a great time.

他是一個偉大的時代。

- Your buddy, Taylor Swift, that would be nice.

- 你的朋友，泰勒-斯威夫特，這將是很好的。

- That would be wonderful.

- 這將是美好的。

- Too many feelings?

- 感受太多？

There's a lot of feelings,

感受頗多。

there's a lot to talk about I feel like.

我覺得有很多事情要談。

- Listen, there aint no such thing

- 聽著，沒有這樣的事情

as too many feelings, okay?

作為太多感情，好嗎？

And even if there is,

即使有。

you're talking about two people that can handle them, okay?

你說的是兩個人可以處理他們，好嗎？

- Okay.

- 好吧，我知道了

What about your "Dickinson" co-star, Wiz Khalifa?

你的 "Dickinson "搭檔Wiz Khalifa呢？

- Absolutely, talk about a good ass time, yes.

- 當然，說到好的時間，是的。

- Is it off putting to live with someone

- 和別人住在一起會不會很不爽

that's wearing their sunglasses at all times, even indoors?

始終戴著他們的太陽鏡，甚至在室內?

- I guess I never thought about it.

- 我想我從來沒有想過這個問題。

So no, but now that I think about it, yes.

所以沒有，但現在想來，是的。

- I'm not trying to drive a stake in this friendship,

- 我不是想在這段友誼中插上一腳。

I'm sorry.

我很抱歉

Don't think about it, don't think about it.

別想了，別想了。

- You know, I'm like

- 你知道，我就像

"hey, you know what, it's actually really pissing me off."

"嘿，你知道嗎，它實際上是 真的讓我生氣。"

- Hey, take off those,

- 嘿，脫掉那些。

what are you hiding behind those?

你在這些東西后面藏了什麼？

- We all know.

- 我們都知道。

- It's an oldie, but a goodie,

- 這是一個老古董，但卻是一個好東西。

let's play some charades, shall we?

我們來玩猜字遊戲，好嗎？

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)

Are you eating an ice cube? (laughs)

你在吃冰塊嗎？（笑）

It's not ice cube charades.

這不是冰塊字謎。

You're a glutton for punishment.

你是一個貪吃的人。

- Five words.

- 五個字

I don't know, I don't know, surprised.

我不知道，我不知道，很驚訝。

Maybe.

也許吧

Oh, freaking out.

哦，嚇壞了。

I dropped something, I oopsies, oops.

我掉了東西，我哎呀，哎呀。

Oops, oops I did it again!

哎呀，哎呀，我又來了!

- Loved that. - I was trying to give you

- 我很喜歡- 我是想給你

a high five and then I realized I'm in a different city.

擊個掌，然後我意識到我在另一個城市。

That was awesome, good job.

太厲害了，幹得好。

One word, oh, one word, sinch.

一個字，哦，一個字，辛奇。

Six syllables?

六個音節？

(Hailee laughs)

（海莉笑）

It's a long word, supercalifragilistic.

這是個很長的詞，超級鈣化主義。

Six words?

六個字？

Six. 16 candles.

六根16根蠟燭

Sixteen.

十六.

One word.

一個字：

Is it one or six Hailee?

是一個還是六個海麗？

Six, pray.

六，祈禱。

Is six part of the word?

六個字是一部分嗎？

- No, it's a clue.

- 不，這是一個線索。

- You were about to hit me.

- 你要打我。

(buzzer buzzing) - No, come on,

（蜂鳴器嗡嗡聲） 不，來吧。

you've got to get this, you've got to get this.

你必須得到這個，你必須得到這個。

Josh, I'm gonna leave, go.

喬希，我要走了，走吧。

- Okay, okay, is six part of the word?

- 好吧，好吧，六是這個詞的一部分嗎？

- No, its a clue, I told you that.

- 不，這是一個線索，我告訴你。

Just one word, six.

就一個字，六個字。

- Six.

- 六、

- That was your first clue, you didn't get it,

- 這是你的第一條線索，你沒有得到它。

so second clue.

所以第二條線索。

- Hole, zero.

- 孔，零。

What does that mean?

這意味著什麼？

- It's a letter. - It's a letter.

- 這是一封信。- 這是一封信。

It's an O, it's an O.

這是一個O，這是一個O。

A W, a V.

A W，a V。

- Oh my sweet Jesus.

- 哦，我親愛的耶穌。

- O, V, O.

- O，V，O。

Ovo, what's an ovo? What's O-V-O?

敖包，什麼是敖包？O-V-O是什麼？

- Put that together with the first clue.

- 把它和第一條線索放在一起。

- Six ovo, six pray ovo.

- 六個卵子，六個祈禱卵子。

I retire, this is my last show everybody,

我退休了，這是我最後一次表演，各位。

I'd like to announce the end of" Stir Crazy."

我想宣佈 "瘋狂的攪拌 "結束。

- Oh my God.

- 哦，我的上帝。

- What was it?

- 什麼事？

Just tell me, I can't deal with this.

告訴我，我無法處理這個問題。

- Drake.

- 德雷克。

- What?

- 什麼？

- Drake.

- 德雷克。

(Josh laughs)

（喬希笑）

(Hailee laughs)

（海莉笑）

- Well, I've lost a friend today,

- 好吧，我今天失去了一個朋友。

Hailee we had a good run.

海莉... ...我們有一個很好的運行。

- Yeah.

- 是啊。

I don't have anything to say to you.

我對你沒什麼好說的。

- That's usually how these end.

- 通常這些都是這樣結束的。

Congratulations on "Dickinson."

恭喜你的 "狄金森"。

See you next time.

下次見。

- See you.

- 再見

(instrumental music)

(器樂)