Not may.

不是可能。

Oh, yeah, I forgot about that crying stuff was just Oh, hey, who's thread?

哦，對了，我忘了那哭的東西只是哦，嘿，誰的線？

No.

不知道

Got it.

我知道了

Ni Branch fork We can't eat soup.

倪支叉我們不能吃湯。

Oh, can I talk to you for a second?

哦，我可以跟你談談嗎？

No, I'm busy cleaning.

不，我正忙著打掃衛生。

Yeah, that when I was killed.

是的，當我被殺的時候。

Remember earlier when I told you I'd never heard of jiggly ball?

還記得之前我告訴你，我從來沒有聽說過搖擺球嗎？

I was joking.

我是開玩笑的。

I play it all the time.

我一直在玩。

I like this.

我喜歡這個。

It's an idiot handle.

這是一個白痴的手柄。

Get off!

滾開！

As it happens, we're heading out right now to play some jiggly ball.

碰巧，我們現在要出去玩一些搖擺球。

Are you in?

你在嗎？

Just say no jingle man.

就說不要叮叮噹噹的人。

Alrighty.

好吧

You're gonna go first, please.

你先走，請。

Under the Gigli circle.

在吉利圈下。

Everybody else on my signal.

其他人都聽我的信號

Prepare to throw, throw.

準備扔，扔。

I'm trying to be.

我想成為。

Oh, now, anyone who caught a jiggle rebound may step up to the death line.

呵呵，現在，凡是抓到抖動籃板的人，都可以站到死亡線上。

I want you to think of this as a corn muffin.

我想讓你把這個當成玉米鬆餅。

Oh, yeah.

哦，是的。

There is no such thing as jiggly ball, is there?

根本就沒有什麼搖擺球這回事，對吧？

No.

不知道

Mm.

嗯。

Mhm.

嗯

I just wish one of my relationships could be back to normal.

我只是希望我的一段感情能恢復正常。

Yeah, Wall.

是啊，牆。

Looks like someone switched the big boy pants a little too soon.

看來有人把大男孩的褲子換得太快了點。

Oh, that's that's very clever.

哦，那是... ...那是非常聰明的。

It looks like I wet myself.

看起來我好像把自己弄溼了。

Do you actually think that's funny?

你真的認為這很有趣嗎？

Oh, yeah.

哦，是的。

Good God, that's cold.

天啊，真冷

Look, I'm just a janitor.

你看，我只是一個看門人。

I don't know much, but I do know this.

我知道的不多，但我知道這個。

You need surgery.

你需要手術。

What?

什麼？

Yes.

是的，我知道

Told you nothing to saw.

告訴你什麼都沒看到。

Oh, really?

哦，真的嗎？

Yeah.

是啊。

Oh, man.

哦，夥計。

Give it back.

把它還給我

All right, Just tell me why you're hitting yourself.

好吧，告訴我你為什麼要打自己。

Uh huh.

嗯哼。

What are you doing That you get the feeling we're thinking the same thing?

你在做什麼，你覺得我們在想同樣的事情？

No.

不知道

We solve your dumb game.

我們解決你的啞巴游戲。

We've been to the library.

我們已經去了圖書館

Very Troy library, anyway.

反正很特洛伊圖書館。

What?

什麼？

Two coins when you put them together?

兩枚硬幣放在一起的時候？

Makes 30 cents, and one of them isn't a nickel.

賺了三毛錢，其中一個不是五分錢。

Hmm.

嗯。

Penny And 1972.

篙且1972年。

Dime with a Roosevelt imperfection today worth exactly 29 cents.

有羅斯福瑕疵的一角硬幣今天正好值29美分。

No, no, no.

不，不，不。

The correct answer is a quarter and a nickel.

正確答案是1/25和1/5。

Uhh.

呃...

No, because you said one of them isn't a nickel, right?

不，因為你說其中一個不是五分錢，對嗎？

The other one is.

另一個是。

You lied to me.

你騙了我。

No, it's a riddle.

不，這是一個謎語。

What the hell?

搞什麼鬼？

It's a riddle.

這是一個謎語。

Two guys destroyed your bike with a crowbar and a bat.

兩個人用一根鐵棍和一根球棒毀了你的自行車。

One of them wasn't May.

其中一個不是梅。

On the bright side, it'll be interesting to see what it feels like to be a patient.

往好的方面想，看看當病人的感覺會很有趣。

You know, People die here, right?

你知道，有人死在這裡，對嗎？

You're a good friend.

你是個好朋友。

You know, We do not come.

你知道，我們不來。

Could I have your stuff?

能把你的東西給我嗎？

Bullseye?

靶心？

Hahaha!

哈哈哈！

We're not done with our thing yet, are we know for you, it's all just beginning.

我們還沒有完成我們的事情，我們知道對你來說，這一切才剛剛開始。

Look, that's one for me.

你看，這是我的一個。

Mhm read.

姆讀。

No, that's two.

不，那是兩個。

There you go, sweetheart.

給你，親愛的。

Now you look more like a doctor unless, like a lap dance.

現在，你看起來更像一個醫生，除非，像跳豔舞。

Thank you, sir.

謝謝你，先生。

Floors went, you know, I liked the way blonde hair doctor looked.

地板去，你知道，我喜歡金髮醫生的樣子。

She brightened my day.

她讓我的一天變得更加明亮。

But you don't care, do you?

但你不在乎，是嗎？

Because you're unconscious.

因為你是無意識的。

Army moved?

軍隊搬家了？

Yes, He felt I'm gonna get away.

是的，他覺得我要走了。

You know who I haven't seen today?

你知道我今天沒見過誰嗎？

Are you looking for that?

你在找這個嗎？

Like you read about?

喜歡你讀到的？

Come here, huh?

過來，嗯？

Well, uh oh, good.

嗯，嗯，哦，好。

Here.

給你

You're wetting down the floor for the older folks.

你這是在給老人們打溼地板。

Please say that you're talking to me.

請說你在跟我說話。

I don't see anybody else around sub Jackie.

我沒看到有其他人在副駕駛傑克身邊。

Mm.

嗯。

Uh, it was a mistake.

呃，這是一個錯誤。

Why is that?

為什麼會這樣？

Because you're afraid you can't take me.

因為你怕你帶不走我。

No, It's because of this boys.

不，這是因為這個男孩。

You know where to take him.

你知道要帶他去哪裡

Take me.

帶我去吧

Who's taking me with Ravens?

誰要帶我去烏鴉隊？

Oh, quiet.

哦，安靜。

Now Amanda's brother.

現在是阿曼達的弟弟

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Nobody get me down from here.

誰也別想把我從這裡弄下來

What's your feeling about?

你的感覺是什麼？

I don't know.

我不知道。

I'll have someone from the psych ward.

我會叫精神病院的人過來。

Check her out.

看看她。

Hey, Dr Jordan.

嘿，喬丹博士

Got those batteries ask for I was a little anxious because it was time to change.

拿到這些電池問我有點著急，因為該換了。

Mr Beepers.

Beepers先生。

Batteries all clear to the left.

左邊的電池都沒有問題。

All clear to the right.

右邊一切正常。

You can do this.

你可以這樣做。

He's 100 m away.

他在100米外。

He's gonna take him at least 10 seconds to change those batteries.

他至少要花10秒鐘才能換好電池。

It's not even a world record pace.

這甚至不是世界紀錄的速度。

Ready said go time.

準備好了說走就走的時間。

E felt bad for Mr McNair, but I was off until six tonight, so I decided to grab a quick nap in the sun.

E為McNair先生感到難過，但我今晚六點才下班，所以我決定在陽光下快速睡一覺。

What?

什麼？

All right, mind.

好吧，介意。

Hello?

喂？

How's your day?

你今天怎麼樣？

Cold Now?

現在冷嗎？

Help him up.

扶他起來

So he thinks there's hope for our relationship.

所以他認為我們的關係還有希望。

Yet even though the janitor had basically kidnapped me when he helped me up, I couldn't help but feel there was hope for our relationship.

然而，儘管門衛把我扶起來的時候基本上已經把我綁架了，但我還是忍不住覺得我們的關係還有希望。

Yet nobody picked me up in a nice slice of mom's pie.

卻沒有人把我撿到媽媽的一塊好餅。

Why are you so obsessed with this?

你為什麼這麼執著於這個？

I don't know.

我不知道。

I think it's because this time I wasn't trying to mess with you.

我想是因為這一次我並不是想跟你鬧。

Really?

真的嗎？

Really?

真的嗎？

Yeah.

是啊。

Uh huh.

嗯哼。

Who would do this to themselves?

誰會這樣對自己？

Totally worth it.

完全值得。

Women are funny.

女人很有趣。

Your wife must have a sense of humor.

你老婆一定很有幽默感。

She's seen you naked.

她看過你的裸體。

Uh, I don't like you.

呃，我不喜歡你。

Come back.

回來吧

Do I call you or do I just commit a crime?

我是給你打電話，還是直接犯罪？

Probably Committing a crime would get me to you.

也許犯罪會讓我找到你。

Quick.

迅速。

This is me and my most invited.

這是我和我最邀請。

Thank you and good night.

謝謝你，晚安。