Name: (部分)Ron Funches的最佳作品 ((Some of) The Best of Ron Funches)
Uploaded: 2021-02-05T18:31:50.000Z
Duration: 10 min 4 s

- As I said before, I don't like talking about politics

- 我之前說過，我不喜歡談論政治。

I don't feel like I'm truly knowledgeable in.

我覺得自己沒有真正的知識在。

Our government is placed in charge of all of its people.

我們的政府被安排負責所有的人民。

I'm a father who's been placed in charge of just one son.

我是一個被安排只負責一個兒子的父親。

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It's been a pleasure watching him grow up

變成一個10歲的（嗶）精神病患者。

And you can chart his descent into madness

你可以看到他的瘋狂下墜的過程

by how he's changed his stance on pinatas.

由他如何改變他的立場 在Pinatas。

'Cause when he was a toddler, he was terrified of pinatas

因為當他還是個孩子的時候，他很害怕皮納塔斯。

Now, he treats opinion like he's a mob boss from New Jersey

現在，他對待輿論就像對待新澤西州的黑幫老大一樣。

and Optimus Prime owes him several thousand dollars.

He works it across the knees for a little bit,

休息一下，以便他可以親吻他的母親

and I take pictures and post it on my Facebook.

我拍下照片，然後發到我的Facebook上。

所以，我的兒子已經10歲了，這真是太好了。

他有自閉症，這可能是困難的。

有些人不喜歡它，當我打電話給...

我10歲的殘疾孩子一個（嗶）。

"If you only use 30 words and your three favorite are,

"如果你只用30個字，而你最喜歡的三個字是。

我現在喜歡並享受喜歡冰咖啡。

Every time I drink any, I get really sick,

每次我喝下任何東西，我都會很不舒服。

which leads me to believe I must be allergic to energy.

這讓我相信我一定是對能量過敏。

Which I later found out is not something you can put

我後來發現，這不是你可以把。

- I have a cousin that's very sensitive about racism.

- 我有個表弟對種族主義非常敏感。

He called me one day 'cause he was quite upset

有一天，他打電話給我，因為他很不高興。

that he went to a tuba recital where he was one

他去了一個大號演奏會，在那裡他是一個。

but then I realized three Black tuba players

但後來我發現有三個黑人大號手

If you see more than five Black tuba players

如果你看到五個以上的黑人大喇叭手

這一年對我來說是美好的一年。

I like that I turned 30 'cause now I feel I'm gonna love

我喜歡我30歲，因為現在我覺得我會愛上它

我喜歡的東西，直到我死的那一天。

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