Name: 特雷沃-華萊士與他的兄弟會兄弟們在丹参上絆倒--旅行中的故事。 (Trevor Wallace Tripped on Salvia with His Frat Bros - Tales from the Trip)
Uploaded: 2021-02-05T18:22:09.000Z
Duration: 5 min 4 s

- 你能不能幫我解開拉鍊，我出不去了。

I'm like, we have zippers tying us together.

我想，我們有拉鍊把我們綁在一起。

I'm Trevor Wallace and this is the time I tripped balls

我是特雷弗-華萊士，這是我絆倒球的那一次。

in a fraternity basement from smoking too much salvia.

在兄弟會的地下室裡，因為抽了太多的丹参。

or studying, some bullshit but this older guy,

或學習，有些扯淡，但這個老傢伙。

he was like a six year senior, he played lacrosse.

他就像一個六年級的學生， 他打長曲棍球。

'Cause every guy that plays lacrosse is named Ethan.

因為每個打長曲棍球的人都叫伊桑。

And we're just like, kind of walking around the halls

而我們只是喜歡，那種走在大廳裡。

and he's like, you wanna do salvia right now?

And honestly like, literally he could have said anything.

老實說，從字面上看，他什麼都可以說。

I do want to say this wasn't my first time doing salvia.

我想說這不是我第一次做丹参。

The first time I actually did it, I was in high school

我第一次真正做到這一點，是在高中的時候

and I did it on top of a hill and I really liked it.

我在山頂上做的，我真的很喜歡。

I like smoked it and I felt like the world was spinning.

我喜歡抽它，我覺得世界在旋轉。

Not like the drunk spins, but like a music video spin

不像醉酒後的旋轉，而是像音樂視頻的旋轉。

but like probably not for a rap music video.

但喜歡可能不為說唱音樂視頻。

'Cause you know, I don't know maybe an indie rock band.

因為你知道，我不知道 也許獨立搖滾樂隊。

Second time I did it I laughed really hard

我第二次做的時候，我笑得很厲害。

and played with a vacuum so I was pumped to do it.

並玩起了真空，所以我被抽到了。

I was like, cool let's get back to this whole

我當時想，很酷，讓我們回到這個整體。

So I remember saying yes and then we kind of just like

所以我記得我說是的，然後我們那種只是喜歡。

and then we all went to the basement, for whatever reason.

然後我們都去了地下室，不管什麼原因。

Like it's not a great place to just lounge.

好像這裡不是一個很好的休閒場所。

There was like random hieroglyphics on the wall.

Even though the house was built like 10 years ago.

The funniest part about this whole thing is salvia is legal

but we treated it like we were doing heroin in the basement

但我們對待它就像我們在地下室做海洛因。

如果你18歲了，你可以買丹参。

如果你年滿18歲，你就可以跳球了。

for the hardest you've ever tripped for like seven minutes.

對於最難的你曾經絆倒像七分鐘。

And then just go right the fuck back to your day.

然後就他媽的回到你的日子裡去。

They banned fucking Four Lokos before salvia.

他們在沙菊之前就已經禁止了四葉草。

They're like, oh that's a little too wild.

他們會說，哦，這有點太野了。

Oh, I'm sorry, have you ever smoked a thing

哦，對不起，你有沒有抽過煙？

There's like eight of us and we're sitting in a circle.

有像我們八個人，我們坐在一個圈子裡。

It's only this half of this circle was doing it.

只是這個圈子裡的這一半人在做。

which if you have a job, you probably never have.

如果你有工作，你可能從來沒有。

You take a hit and you hold it in as long as you can

and you just let it out 'cause you start laughing so hard

而你只是讓它出來 因為你開始笑得那麼辛苦。

Look, not to flex but one time I went in a Tesla model 3S

你看，不是為了靈活，而是有一次我開著特斯拉Model 3S去了。

and they gassed it and they fucking (glass crashing)

他們毒氣它，他們他媽的（玻璃崩潰）。

Like edibles are kind of more like you're on a Vespa

就像食用菌更像你在騎著一輛Vespa一樣

It's, FBI open up, you're tripping right?

這是，FBI開門，你是被絆倒了吧？

And the last thing you want to see when you're on drugs

而你最不願意看到的事情 當你在藥物上

And then I got four people at a circle going,

然後我在一個圈子裡找了四個人去。

And for whatever reason every time you do drugs,

而且不管什麼原因，每次吸毒的時候。

is trying to fuck me bro, get out of here.

是想他媽的我的兄弟， 離開這裡。

I'm like, let me get out of here, I'm in a basement.

我想，讓我離開這裡，我在一個地下室。

But I feel this side of my leg, it's like zippered in.

但我覺得我的腿這邊，就像拉鍊一樣。

And you know when you say a really dumb reference

你知道當你說一個非常愚蠢的參考。

and you think everybody's going to get on board,

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