You don't watch anyone else's videos.

你不看別人的視頻。

What?

什麼？

Why?

為什麼？

What about?

怎樣？

We had Charlie's the other time.

我們有查理的其他時間。

What about Charlie's?

那查理的呢？

Like I only watch the videos of his that I'm in.

像我只看他的視頻，我在。

I c e You also heard that here first Charlie's.

你也聽到了，在這裡首先查理的。

Yeah, he knows that.

是的，他知道。

He is very aware of that.

他很清楚這一點。

Don't look.

別看。

No, no, Look over there.

不，不，看那邊。

That's that's my camera on your E.

那是我的相機在你的E。

Welcome to go to the show.

歡迎大家去參加展會。

We decide who the greatest of all time is every single time today.

我們今天每一次都會決定誰是最偉大的人。

We've got a special guest.

我們有一個特別的客人。

His name is my name is Trevor.

他的名字是我的名字是特雷弗。

Trevor Walls.

特雷弗-沃爾斯

Trouble.

麻煩。

Well, can you Can you get Don't talk off camera?

好吧，你能不能不要在鏡頭前說話？

I brought a goat because this shows name goat so I don't want to show you what I brought a goat.

我帶了一隻羊，因為這個顯示名字羊，所以我不想給你看我帶了一隻羊。

You brought this for me?

你給我帶了這個？

Yeah.

是啊。

I don't want to show up empty handed.

我可不想空手而歸。

You you see that?

你看到了嗎？

We already have a goat.

我們已經有一隻山羊了

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Um can I say it real quick?

嗯，我可以說是真正的快速？

Yeah, Yeah, I'm just gonna take it.

是啊，是啊，我只是要去接受它。

But now it's out of the front.

但現在已經不在前面了。

There we go.

我們走吧

There we go.

我們走吧

I like it.

我喜歡它。

I just had to be fun.

我只是想找點樂子

Yeah, it was fun.

是啊，這很有趣。

I think we had a good time with it.

我想我們有一個很好的時間與它。

It's better than showing up with a bundt cake.

這比帶著一個蛋糕出現要好得多。

So you see, you make videos, huh?

所以你看，你做的視頻，是吧？

I'm pretty popular, actually.

其實，我很受歡迎。

You're popular.

你很受歡迎

Yeah.

是啊。

Where?

在哪裡？

Uh, like, Yeah, let's get an Internet.

呃，像，是啊，讓我們得到一個互聯網。

What if people know you for drinks?

如果人家認識你喝酒怎麼辦？

I make videos about a lot of drink, make videos about drink.

我做了很多喝酒的視頻，做了關於喝酒的視頻。

Ain't no laws.

沒有法律

When you're drinking clause, baby, I'll bad.

當你喝酒的時候，寶貝，我會壞。

That's what The Internet.

這就是互聯網。

That's for some people.

那是針對某些人的。

Yes, some.

是的，一些。

Some people would enjoy stuff like that.

有些人會喜歡這樣的東西。

Yeah.

是啊。

Internet video.

網絡視頻。

You think you're one of the greatest of all time in making videos?

你以為你是做視頻最厲害的人之一嗎？

No.

不知道

Who would you say?

你說誰？

Or some of the great?

還是一些大人物？

Um, probably myself.

嗯，可能是我自己。

You know?

你知道嗎？

Honestly, you didn't know that there was points.

說實話，你不知道有積分。

There's points.

有積分。

Give him 36 points for that.

給他36分，就這樣。

That's beautiful.

那是美麗的。

For this next round, we're gonna see if Trevor is great enough to boost my social media following by posting me on a story because you take your phone out real quick.

下一輪，我們要看看Trevor是否足夠偉大，通過發佈我的故事來提高我的社交媒體關注度，因為你把你的手機拿出來真的很快。

Yeah, it's over here.

是的，它在這裡。

Oh, yeah.

哦，是的。

Just grab it.

只要抓住它。

Grab it over there.

搶到那邊去。

Don't look for my assistant real quick.

別急著找我的助手。

Yeah, just grab it real quick.

是啊，只是抓住它真正的快。

I don't have an assistant.

我沒有助手

Uh, you go to Instagram with us.

呃，你和我們一起去Instagram。

The notifications say 100.

通知說100。

100.

100.

Is that good?

這樣好嗎？

That is That's you know that normal.

那是... ...你知道那是正常的。

It's a decent about.

這是一個體面的關於。

Yeah, usually I have, like, 200 But whatever works for you tops out of 100 minutes.

是啊，通常我有，像，200 但無論什麼工作，你頂多100分鐘。

Yeah.

是啊。

If you could just take a picture of me and be like, this is the greatest guy I've ever met.

如果你能給我拍張照片，然後說，這是我見過的最偉大的人。

Were best.

是最好的。

Okay, so I'm gonna caption it.

好吧，所以我要去字幕。

Helping broke comedians.

幫助破產的喜劇演員。

Hash tag.

哈希標籤。

Blessed.

祝福。

Yeah, that sounds great.

是啊，這聽起來不錯。

Yeah, that sounds great.

是啊，這聽起來不錯。

Did you post it?

你發了嗎？

No.

不知道

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

I'll put on my fin stuff.

我會穿上我的鰭的東西。

That's minus 44 points for Trevor.

這對特雷弗來說是負44分。

Actually.

事實上，

Make it 144 points.

讓它144分。

I don't like his General Bob.

我不喜歡他的將軍鮑勃。

The next round is our flex round.

下一輪是我們的靈活輪。

We ask our guests to flex what it is that makes them the greatest of all time.

我們請嘉賓們靈活運用他們最偉大的東西。

Trevor's known for doing these.

特雷弗以做這些而聞名。

Do she characters?

她是人物嗎？

Let's see if you can do them here on the show.

讓我們看看你能不能在節目中做到這一點。

You're good at these characters, and we just got a list of them were just gonna run off.

你對這些角色很在行，我們剛拿到一份名單，他們就會跑掉。

I want you to do your best impression of one line of what one of these characters would say beautiful.

我要你對這些人物中的某一個會說漂亮的一句話做最好的印象。

All right.

好吧，我知道了

A guy who has truck nuts right now.

一個人誰有卡車螺母現在。

Honey, you forgot the Jack Link's beef jerky back home.

親愛的，你忘了家鄉的傑克林克牛肉乾了。

Oh, I got a part in this bitch from Robert.

哦，我從羅伯特那裡得到了這個婊子的一個角色。

Excellent.

優秀的。

5000 points.

5000點。

I just feel like Jack links is behind the manufacturing of truck nuts.

我只是覺得傑克鏈接是製造卡車螺母的幕後黑手。

Uh, next character, a used boat salesman.

呃，下一個角色，一個二手船銷售員。

Yeah, well, you know those little pontoon boat, but it will get you from a to C.

是啊，你知道那些小浮船， 但它會讓你從A到C。

Because you see sales 17.

因為你看銷售17。

That was great.

這是偉大的。

Give him 2000 more points, please.

請再給他2000分

Improv, baby.

即興表演，寶貝

Yeah, that's actually really good.

是啊，這其實是非常好的。

A backup long snapper for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

坦帕灣海盜隊的備份長槍手。

E sorry.

對不起

I had to take my teeth out to put in the Copenhagen.

我不得不把牙齒拿出來放進哥本哈根。

Hey, Kelly.

嘿，凱利。

Got something else you can snap on.

還有別的東西可以扣上。

Trevor, can I be honest with you?

特雷弗，我能跟你說實話嗎？

Yeah, that was fantastic.

是啊，這是夢幻般的。

I appreciate that.

我很感激

Plus 1104 points for making me proud.

加1104分，讓我驕傲。

Ah, guy who only face times, people.

啊，只會面子時代的傢伙，人。

Yo, what, is there a bathroom in your house?

喲，什麼，你家有衛生間嗎？

Much.

多。

Are you right there for sure?

你確定就在那裡嗎？

Yeah.

是啊。

I just want to see what the underside of your chin look like.

我只是想看看你的下巴下面是什麼樣子的。

Hell, yeah.

地獄，是的。

All right.

好吧，我知道了

Well, I'm gonna use the bathroom.

好吧，我要去上廁所。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

15 points.

15分

for that one.

為那一個。

Yeah, I wasn't one of your little sloppy a woman that's going in for a raise because she's worked twice as hard for half assed much.

是啊，我不是你的一個小馬虎一個女人 要在加薪 因為她的工作兩倍的努力 半屁股多。

I know.

我知道，我知道

Oftentimes when you play women characters, you you put a towel on your head.

很多時候，當你扮演女性角色的時候，你... ...你會在你的頭上放一條毛巾。

Uh, we've got a towel right here, if you need.

如果你需要的話，我們這裡有一條毛巾。

I don't I don't think you need it, But if you do need it, this has gotta be illegal.

我不認為你需要它，但如果你需要它，這必須是非法的。

You want me to do what?

你要我做什麼？

Thay This is a woman asking for a raise.

Thay這是一個女人要求加薪。

Yeah, she needs a raise to support her family.

是啊，她需要加薪來養家餬口。

Hello.

你好啊

I deserve a raise because men and women should be paid the same.

我應該得到加薪，因為男女工資應該一樣。

And it's bullshit that we are not giving notes.

而我們不給筆記，那是扯淡。

You just don't think women should get paid his men.

你只是不認為女人應該得到他男人的報酬。

That's crazy.

那是瘋狂的。

Because for a second, I thought you guys were setting me up.

因為有那麼一秒，我以為你們在陷害我。

And for the next round, we're gonna go in the one that I call.

而下一輪，我們要去在一個我稱之為。

Can you call Drake?

你能給德雷克打電話嗎？

Which is around when we figure out if our guests can call Drake, So can you call Drake e Don't have brakes number but close second.

這大約是我們弄清楚我們的客人能不能給德雷克打電話的時候，所以你能不能給德雷克打電話e別有剎車號，但接近第二。

I'm Daniels Arians.

我是丹尼爾斯-阿里安斯

First question.

第一個問題：

Why are you okay?

你怎麼會沒事？

Where the bodies hidden.

屍體藏在哪裡。

Uh, Turks and Caicos.

呃，特克斯和凱科斯群島。

No, I said all right.

不，我說好的。

Yes.

是的，我知道

It's such a rich island.

這是一個如此豐富的島嶼。

Just to be clear, if you wanna be the greatest of all time, you do need to be able to call Drake Siri text drink.

先說清楚，如果你想成為史上最偉大的人，你確實需要能給德雷克Siri打電話發短信喝酒。

I don't see a drink of context.

我沒有看到喝的背景。

If you wanna be considered the greatest of all time, you gotta have great taste in music.

如果你想被認為是最偉大的， 你必須有偉大的音樂品味。

So, Trevor, we need a perfect playlist for this event that we're about to read off.

所以，特雷弗，我們需要一個完美的播放列表 為這個事件，我們即將讀取關閉。

And if you are the greatest of all time, you know the best songs.

如果你是史上最偉大的人，你就知道最好的歌曲。

I know a lot of great songs and music.

我知道很多好聽的歌曲和音樂。

This is the perfect playlist for the Bachelor party.

這是單身漢派對的完美播放列表。

For your friend, bro.

為了你的朋友，兄弟。

Who's marrying the wrong woman?

誰娶錯了女人？

Start off strong.

開始強勢。

We're going.

我們要去。

Don't stop believing don't stop.

不要停止相信不要停止。

E can't sing anymore for legal reasons for legal reasons.

E因為法律原因不能再唱了，因為法律原因。

Right.

好吧，我知道了

But this motivational because then yeah, we should shotgun some beers to this song, and then we're like, Yeah, I know, but don't stop believing that, like, there's more love out there.

但這個激勵，因為然後是的，我們應該 獵槍一些啤酒這首歌， 然後我們就像，是的，我知道， 但不要停止相信，一樣， 還有更多的愛在那裡。

Yeah, maybe start believing that you should leave her.

是啊，也許開始相信你應該離開她。

Yeah, exactly.

是的，沒錯。

And then I'm gonna go straight to probably some early on 2015 future because that always make a man want to cheat.

然後我會直接去可能一些早期的2015年的未來，因為這總是讓一個男人想欺騙。

Hearing that after don't stop believing is a deadly combo Because you're stopping believing and you're starting achieving e like that.

聽到這句話後不要停止相信，是一個致命的組合，因為你停止相信，你開始實現e這樣的。

You did the right thing.

你做了正確的事情。

I do like that.

我確實喜歡這樣。

You know what?

你知道嗎？

100,000 points for running.

10萬積分的跑。

You know what we're doing, Maxine Nightingale way started from with him being single at one point.

你知道我們在做什麼，美心南丁格爾的方式開始 從他是單身的一個點。

Yeah, you're feeling good.

是的，你感覺很好。

You got the future reference to give you hyped up.

你得到了未來的參考，給你催生。

Let's take it back.

讓我們把它帶回去。

And then I'd finish it off for the Choctaw Slide.

然後我會完成它的Choctaw幻燈片。

Take it back.

收回它。

Now y'all do cheat on her way.

現在，你們都在她的路上做欺騙。

Exactly.

就是這樣

Way exactly way.

辦法正是辦法。

If you wanna be considered the greatest of all time, you gotta have emotional debt.

如果你想成為史上最偉大的人，你就得欠下感情債。

That's what the show's about as you've seen.

這就是節目的內容，你也看到了。

So, Trevor, call one of your home.

所以，特雷弗，打電話給你的一個家。

He's telling you, love right now, here on air.

他正在告訴你，愛情現在，在這裡的空氣。

Yeah, it seems like it's kind of difficult for Trevor.

是啊，看起來對特雷弗來說有點困難。

And then big.

然後大。

What's up?

怎麼了？

No, I love you.

不，我愛你。

Oh, you have to say, I love you.

哦，你得說，我愛你。

Here we go.

我們走吧

You know what?

你知道嗎？

I am gonna call Shirley's.

我要打電話給雪莉的。

Let's call Charlie's baby.

我們叫查理的孩子吧。

Please don't feel may A lot of rings.

請不要覺得可能很多環。

Who a lot of rings.

誰很多環。

He's probably still sleeping.

他可能還在睡覺。

He's doing something, and it's not with you.

他在做一些事情，而不是和你在一起。

Yeah, there's 12:30 p.m. So it is not early.

是的，有12點半，所以並不早。

Hey, drinks a lot.

嘿，喝了很多。

Uhh!

呃！

Fuck.

我操

Who should I call E?

我應該叫誰E？

That's my friend.

這是我的朋友。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Hey, man, I love you.

嘿，夥計，我愛你。

What up?

怎麼了？

I love you, bro.

我愛你，兄弟。

I love you, too.

我也愛你

Thanks to the hat.

感謝帽子。

That's me on the baby.

這是我對寶寶的。

Come on, guys.

來吧，夥計們。

That's the Trevor Wallis hat.

那是特雷沃-沃利斯的帽子。

That's low things.

這是低的東西。

Guy.

蓋伊

Give me his first job in high school.

給我他在高中的第一份工作。

I worked at his dad's nursery.

我在他爸爸的託兒所工作。

That sounds really showed up drunk and high on separate occasions.

這話聽起來真的是分別在不同的場合出現了醉酒和嗑藥。

Would you say that Trevor's the greatest of all time?

你說特雷弗是最偉大的嗎？

I would say that, um, barring Baby Jesus, but yeah, Trevor is best of all black Jesus or White Jesus, though.

我想說的是，嗯，除非是小耶穌，不過是的，特雷弗是所有黑人耶穌或白人耶穌中最好的，不過。

That's an important question.

這是一個重要的問題。

Alright.

好吧，我知道了

Anyways.

不管怎樣

Well, thank you so much.

嗯，非常感謝你。

If you wanna be considered the greatest of all time, you've got to be loved by all generations.

如果你想成為史上最偉大的人，你就得被所有世代的人所愛戴。

I'm talking old people and young people, you know?

我說的是老人和年輕人，你知道嗎？

It's like Captain Crunch.

就像Crunch船長一樣

Everybody loves that guy.

每個人都喜歡那個傢伙。

So, Trevor, we showed one of your videos to an old person.

所以，特雷弗，我們給一個老人看了你的視頻。

My dad and a couple of babies.

我爸爸和幾個孩子

Kids watch my stuff.

孩子們看我的東西。

That's right.

是的

Two young Children look at their little That doesn't seem legal.

兩個孩子看著他們的小，這似乎不合法。

How do you think old people feel about you Hate me?

你覺得老人家怎麼看你恨我？

Old people hate you.

老人討厭你。

Probably.

也許吧

We'll see how my dad feels.

看看我爸的感受吧。

I don't know how my dad feels nothing like a nice, quiet, relaxing night of yoga on the top floor of my apartment.

我不知道我爸是怎麼想的，沒有什麼比在我公寓頂樓做一晚上漂亮、安靜、放鬆的瑜伽更有感覺了。

E Dad is slightly amused.

E爸爸有些好笑。