Apparently my mom got my birth city wrong.

顯然，我媽把我的出生城市搞錯了。

So instead of a Capricorn rising, I'm an Aquarius rising.

所以我不是摩羯座的上升，而是水瓶座的上升。

And this news has shook me to my core.

而這一消息讓我震撼不已。

Who am I?

我是誰？

My entire identity has been built on an adjacent ascendant.

我的整個身份都是建立在相鄰的上升通道上。

And now that is a lie.

而現在這是一個謊言。

And apparently because Saturn and Jupiter went into

顯然是因為土星和木星進入了

Aquarius for the first time in a long time, last December--

去年12月，水瓶座好久以來第一次... ...

For those with Aquarius rising,

對於水瓶座上升的人來說。

the next four years are all about

未來四年

internal work and introspection.

內功與檢討。

If I get any more introspective, I just--

如果我再檢討，我就... ...

I just might die, you know, my body may cease to exist

我只是可能會死，你知道，我的身體可能會不復存在。

and I may become a gaseous mass

而我可能會變成一個氣團

on a different plane that just wanders

飄忽不定

from therapy room to therapy room.

從治療室到治療室。

But until then, my normal level of introspection remains,

但在這之前，我的正常檢討水準仍然是。

and I was recently talking to friends.

和我最近在和朋友哈拉。

So I've been single for three years

所以我已經單身三年了

and I'm dating in a global pandemic.

而我在全球大流行中約會。

So it felt worth asking.

所以覺得值得一問。

How do you know when you're supposed to sleep with someone?

你怎麼知道你什麼時候應該和別人睡覺？

- Like right now?

- 就像現在？

In the pandemic?

在流行病?

- Or the before time?

- 還是之前的時間？

- I mean, in the before time, I would just kind of sleep

- 我的意思是，在以前的時候，我只是一種睡眠。

with someone in the first couple of dates

初次約會

if I really liked them to gauge sexual chemistry.

如果我真的喜歡他們來衡量性的化學反應。

But now...

但現在...

- Yeah, same.

- 是的，同樣的。

- Yeah, honestly, same.

- 是啊，說實話，一樣的。

Melissa, what are you talking about?

梅麗莎，你在說什麼？

You're with your high school sweetheart.

你和你的高中女友在一起。

That doesn't count.

那不算。

- Yeah Melisa, you went on one date ten years ago,

- 是啊，梅麗莎，你十年前去約會過一次。

and you're with the same guy.

而且你和同一個人在一起。

- I mean, it's still relevant to the conversation.

- 我的意思是，它仍然與談話有關。

- Okay, Melissa, we get it.

- 好吧，梅麗莎，我們得到它。

You have love, you were chosen.

你有愛，你被選中了。

- Congratulations, you won't die alone like the rest of us.

- 恭喜你，你不會像我們一樣孤獨地死去。

- Okay.

- 好吧，我知道了

(gasps)

（喘氣）

- Oh my God. - What?

- 哦，我的上帝。- 怎麼了？

- Listen to this. - What?

- 聽聽這個- 怎麼了？

- The one question you should ask yourself before you sleep

- 睡覺前你應該問自己一個問題。

with someone, is would I trust them to watch my pet?

和人在一起，是我相信他們會看管我的寵物嗎？

- Oh my God. - I know!

- 哦，我的上帝。- 我知道！

- That's a great one. - I know!

- 這是一個偉大的一個。- 我知道！

- Yeah, that's really great.

- 是啊，這真是太好了。

- Well, it's irrelevant to you, Melissa

- 好吧，這與你無關，梅麗莎。

because you'll never have to ask yourself that.

因為你永遠不會有問自己。

- Yeah Melissa, okay.

- 是啊，梅麗莎，好吧。

99% of people don't find the one

99%的人都找不到那個人。

but you somehow found the one.

但你不知怎麼找到了那個人

So great.

真棒

- Yeah, great job.

- 是啊，幹得好。

Ace in the hole.

王牌進洞。

Take one.

拿一個。

Virginal bride.

貞潔的新娘。

- Wow.

- 哇哦

- Jesus--

- 耶穌...

And I was fascinated by this suggestion from the internet.

而我卻被網上的這個建議吸引住了。

And I mentally took stock.

我心裡也在盤算著。

Would I trust them to watch my pet?

我相信他們會看管我的寵物嗎？

- Huh? Me?

- 咦？我？

- Nope.

- 不對

Mhm mhm.

嗯嗯嗯。

- Who, me?

- 誰，我？

- Definitely not you.

- 絕對不是你。

- Surely me?

- 肯定是我？

- Absolutely not.

- 絕對不是。

- Us?

- 我們？

- Uh, maybe?

- 呃，也許吧？

This barometer, this question really highlighted

這個晴雨表，這個問題真的很突出

how much we trust our bodies with

我們有多信任我們的身體

people we wouldn't trust our pets with.

我們不會信任我們的寵物的人。

How much more comfortable I am committing

多麼舒服，我承諾

one of the most intimate physical acts with someone

肌膚之親

versus how uncomfortable I would feel

與我的感覺是多麼的不舒服

leaving my animal in their care.

把我的動物交給他們照顧

And like, I don't think this question is necessarily like,

而像，我不認為這個問題一定是喜歡。

right as an end all be all

萬能權

because your relationship to sex, my relationship to sex

因為你和性的關係，我和性的關係。

it can be a myriad of things besides trust and intimacy.

除了信任和親密關係之外，它還可以是無數的東西。

It can be casual exploration, play, gauging

它可以是隨意的探索、玩耍、測評。

sexual chemistry, working out, stress reduction.

性化學、健身、減壓。

And obviously this question related more to the before time.

而顯然這個問題更多的是與之前的時間有關。

But even now, I feel like physical intimacy

但即使是現在，我也感覺到身體上的親密關係

has so much inherent danger.

有這麼多內在的危險。

You know, conversations around safety have become paramount

你知道，圍繞安全的對話已經成為最重要的。

and asking for some kind of exclusivity,

並要求某種排他性。

given the nature of the virus has made navigating

鑑於該病毒的性質，使領航

people's boundaries almost like navigating a grocery store.

人們的界限幾乎就像在雜貨店裡導航一樣。

How can I forget my gloves!

我怎麼能忘記帶手套呢!

I can't believe I forgot my gloves!

我竟然忘了帶手套!

Oh no!

哦，不！

- Where's the beef, where's the beef?

- 牛肉在哪裡，牛肉在哪裡？

Where's the beef?

牛肉在哪裡？

- Six feet, six feet!

- 六英尺，六英尺！

- It's by that person, can't have beef!

- 是由那個人，不能吃牛肉!

I'm not gonna have beef.

我不會吃牛肉。

- Sorry, excuse me.

- 對不起，對不起

Sorry, sorry...

對不起，對不起...

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

(screams)

（尖叫聲）

- It's ketchup.

- 這是番茄醬。

It's just ketchup.

這只是番茄醬。

- Ugh, I hate using hand sanitizer!

- 呃，我討厭用洗手液!

(both scream)

（兩個尖叫）

- Oh my god, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die!

- 哦，我的上帝，我會死的，我會死的，我會死的!

- But the question really made me pause

- 但這個問題真的讓我停頓了一下

and think about my relationship to sex

想想我和性的關係

and how I choose my partners and who I am choosing.

以及我如何選擇我的合作伙伴，我在選擇誰。

And I'm so curious when you hear this

當你聽到這個的時候，我很好奇。

like, what it's going to bring up for you.

喜歡，它會給你帶來什麼。

Not only in the before time, but like now.

不僅僅是在以前的時候，而是像現在這樣。

My therapist loves to say that humans

我的治療師喜歡說，人類

are hardwired for connection.

都是硬連接的。

And so the pandemic's loneliness

於是，流行病的寂寞就這麼來了。

and isolation is basically all

和隔離基本上都是

of us not getting our basic needs met.

我們的基本需求沒有得到滿足。

And I feel it.

我感覺到了。

Sometimes like every cell in my body just craves a hug.

有時候就像我身體的每一個細胞都在渴望一個擁抱。

But now, on top of all of that, we're asking

但現在，在這一切的基礎上，我們還要求

do I trust this person to be responsible enough

我是否相信這個人有足夠的責任心

to not give me a deadly virus

為了不給我致命的病毒

and potentially kill everyone I know and love?

並有可能殺死所有我認識和愛的人？

Which includes my pets, what a fuckin' timeline we live in!

包括我的寵物，我們生活在一個什麼該死的時間線！

And if you're not a pet owner and this whole video

如果你不是寵物主人，這整個視頻。

like feels really irrelevant, then you should just go

喜歡覺得真的無關緊要，那麼你就應該去。

out and adopt a couple of cats like immediately.

出，並立即收養幾隻貓咪，像。

So not only can you now find this relatable

是以，現在不僅可以找到這種可親的

but then you have a lifetime of happiness.

但你卻擁有一生的幸福。

You're welcome.

不客氣

I'm Anna Akana.

我是安娜-阿卡納

And thank you to the Patreons who supported today's video.

並感謝支持今天視頻的贊助人。

And thank you to daddy Squarespace

還要感謝爸爸Squarespace

for sponsoring today's episode.

感謝贊助今天的節目。

From websites and online stores

來自網站和網上商店

to marketing tools and analytics,

到營銷工具和分析。

daddy Squarespace is the all-in-one platform

爸爸Squarespace是一個一體化的平臺

to build a beautiful online presence

建立一個美麗的網上存在

and run your business.

並經營自己的生意。

With daddy Squarespace, you can see how your visits,

有了爸爸的Squarespace，你可以看到你的訪問量。

unique visitors and page views trend over time,

獨特的訪問者和頁面瀏覽量隨時間的變化而變化。

as well as gain insights into the top traffic sources,

以及深入瞭解頂級流量來源。

products and browsers by visits.

產品和瀏覽器通過訪問。

Stand out in any inbox with daddy Squarespace

用爸爸的Squarespace在任何收件箱中脫穎而出。

email campaigns, and you can unify your brand voice

電子郵件活動，您可以統一您的品牌聲音。

from your homepage to those emails.

從您的主頁到這些郵件。

Plus, you can now authenticate all of your social profiles

另外，你現在可以驗證你所有的社交資料。

and auto-post your content to Twitter, Facebook or Tumblr.

並將您的內容自動發佈到Twitter、Facebook或Tumblr。

What more could you want from daddy Squarespace?

你還想從爸爸的Squarespace得到什麼？