freakin' van Goghs in a coal mine?

煤礦裡的怪胎範高斯？

That's disrespectful.

這是不尊重。

And Rose would be like, "I'm gonna memorize this.

蘿絲就會說："我要記住這個。

I'm memorinizing all of it."

我都記住了。"

(bold dramatic music)

(豪放音樂)

Hi!

嗨！

Hello.

你好啊

(giggles)

（傻笑）

I'm Tiffany Haddish,

我是Tiffany Haddish,

and today, we're gonna talk about Rose Valland.

今天，我們要談的是羅絲-瓦蘭。

(Tiffany slurping)

（蒂芙尼啜飲）

She ready.

她準備好了

(soft accordion music) So, it's France.

（輕柔的手風琴音樂）所以，這是法國。

October 1940

1940年10月

Rose Valland's Assistant Curator

羅斯-瓦蘭的助理館長

at the Jeu de Paume Museum.

在Jeu de Paume博物館。

So she's like, "You know what I know? Art!"

所以她就說："你知道我知道什麼嗎?藝術！"

Then, all of a sudden, there are boom!

然後，突然間，有轟隆隆的聲音!

Nazis everywhere!

到處都是納粹！

They took over the museum like, "This our spot!

他們接管了博物館，就像 "這是我們的地方！"一樣。

This where we gonna be at! Ah!"

這就是我們要去的地方！啊！"

(chuckling) Right?

對吧？

She like, "Oh shoot, it's Germans everywhere."

她說，"哦，該死，到處都是德國人"

And what they doing is robbing the French Jews.

而他們所做的就是搶劫法國猶太人。

And now they storing all this stolen art up in there.

現在他們把所有被盜的藝術品都存放在那裡。

And you know why? You know why?

你知道為什麼嗎？你知道為什麼嗎？

Do you know why?

你知道為什麼嗎？

Let me tell you why.

讓我告訴你為什麼。

Because Hitler was, like, a proclaimed artist,

因為希特勒就像一個宣稱的藝術家。

and he tried to get into this school.

他試圖進入這所學校。

He was denied because he couldn't stay in the lines.

他被拒絕了，因為他不能留在隊伍裡。

- [Derek] Uh-uh.

- 呃，呃。

- He told his boys, "Y'all go out there,

- 他對他的孩子們說："你們都出去吧。

and y'all get all the artwork.

而你們都得到了所有的藝術品。

Now, if it's German art, it's good.

現在，如果是德國藝術，那就好了。

But if it ain't German art, burn that shit up!"

但如果這不是德國藝術，就把它燒掉！"

'Cause Hitler was mad

因為希特勒是個瘋子

'cause he didn't get to get into the university.

因為他沒能進入大學。

'Cause you mad you didn't get to get into school,

因為你沒能進入學校而生氣。

my (beep) wet, don't worry about it.

我的(嗶)溼了，不用擔心。

(laughing)

（笑）

But, Rose is like the dopest spy.

但是，玫瑰就像最愚蠢的間諜。

They up there talking (imitates speaking German).

他們在上面說話（模仿說德語）。

They didn't know she spoke German.

他們不知道她會說德語

She like this.

她喜歡這個。

Taking notes, taking notes, taking notes. Okay?

做筆記，做筆記，做筆記。好嗎？

So, different people that worked

所以，不同的人，工作

under Hitler would show up to the museum often.

在希特勒的帶領下，會經常出現在博物館裡。

Like his main man, his name was Hermann Goring, right?

就像他的男主角，他的名字叫赫爾曼-戈林，對吧？

Now, Hermie, you know, he's so ratchet.

現在 赫米 你知道 他是如此的急躁不安

He like, "Give me! That's the best!

他說，"給我！這是最好的！

Run me that. Run me that right there.

運行我說。給我跑，就在那裡。

Ooh, that's nice!

哦，那很好！

Hey, hey, give me something to drink.

嘿，嘿，給我點喝的。

Bring me some champagne up in here

給我拿點香檳過來

while I'm in here picking the best art."

而我卻在這裡挑選最好的藝術。"

And Rose would be like,

而玫瑰會像。

"I don't know why these (beep) are here. He's so lazy.

"我不知道這些（嗶）為什麼會在這裡。他太懶了。

Why you even want to tell me where you stole it from?

你為什麼要告訴我你從哪裡偷來的？

Do you know who I am?

你知道我是誰嗎？

I'm gonna tell everybody."

我要告訴大家。"

She'd go get the wine, and Hermann be like,

她去拿酒，赫爾曼就會說：

(drink slurping) "Ah, magnifique! This is,"

(喝得嘖嘖有聲) "啊，壯哉!這是...

oh no, wait, no, he was German, he'd be like,

哦，不，等等，不，他是德國人，他會像，

(imitates speaking German) (ice rattles)

(模仿說德語) (冰鈴)

"That was delicious!"

"真好吃！"

(Derek laughing)

(Derek笑)

Wait, hold up, I'm toasted.

等等，等一下，我被烤焦了。

I'm sorry.

我很抱歉

- How you feel?

- 你感覺如何？

- I feel fantastic.

- 我感覺棒極了。

(Derek chuckling)

(Derek笑著說)

Anyways.

不管怎樣

They would load these pieces of art up on the train.

他們會把這些藝術品裝在火車上。

The Nazis was putting a lot of stuff

納粹把很多東西

down in these deep, dark caves.

在這些深邃黑暗的洞穴裡

You're hiding stuff in caves?

你把東西藏在山洞裡？

You're hiding

你藏起來了

freaking van Goghs in a coal mine?

煤礦裡的範高斯？

That's disrespectful.

這是不尊重。

And Rose would be like, "I'm gonna memorize this.

蘿絲就會說："我要記住這個。

I'm memorinizing all of it!"

我都背下來了！"

Sounding ghetto was hell.

聽起來貧民窟是地獄。

(both laughing)

（兩個笑）

Did you know I was Jewish?

你知道我是猶太人嗎？

- I didn't until tonight.

- 我今晚才知道

- 'Cause my father is Jewish,

- 因為我父親是猶太人

but my mom was a Jehovah Witness, so I'm a Jujo.

但我媽媽是耶和華見證人，所以我是朱朱。

(both laughing)

（兩個笑）

So,

所以，

it's December 1944.

現在是1944年12月

James Rorimer shows up trying to holler at Rose.

詹姆斯-羅裡默出現了，想向羅斯叫板。

"Rose, I know you know everything.

"玫瑰，我知道你什麼都知道。

I need you to give me all the information that you have.

我需要你給我所有的資訊，你有。

Where are all the treasures?"

寶物都在哪裡？"

She's like, "I don't know you like that.

她說："我不知道你喜歡這樣。

Who is you?"

你是誰？"

He's like, "I'm James Rorimer.

他說："我是James Rorimer。

I'm with The Monuments Men."

我和 "紀念碑人 "是一夥的。"

Now, these was a collection of men and womens

現在，這些都是男人和女人的集合。

who went out to save the existence of their culture.

誰去拯救他們文化的存在。

Rose, she was dope.

玫瑰，她是笨蛋。

She was like, "Boom! I got these addresses right here.

她就像，"轟！我得到了這些地址就在這裡。

Check this out."

看看這個。"

They would stop trains.

他們會讓火車停下來。

They would go to salt mines.

他們會去鹽礦。

They was knocking, knocking people out.

他們在敲門，把人敲出去。

Some people died, some people lived, but the art was saved.

有的人死了，有的人活了，但藝術是有救的。

She saved, like, over 60,000 pieces of culture.

她保存了，大概有6萬多件文化。

She's a heroine! (soft patriotic music)

她是一個女英雄！（柔和的愛國音樂）

And then, finally, Rose is like,

然後，最後，玫瑰是喜歡。

"Go to Hermann Goring's house."

"去赫爾曼-戈林的家。"

Sent them over there. Boom!

把他們送到那邊去了。轟！

$200 million worth of treasures!

價值兩億的寶物!

Culture!

文化！

Art!

藝術！

She hooked that up.

她把它掛起來了。

And Hermann Goring was pissed as hell at her.

而赫爾曼-戈林也被她氣得不輕。

Like, "I can't believe she snitched on me.

就像，"我不能相信她會向我告密。

And when she was bringing me

當她把我

all these glasses of champagne."

所有這些杯子的香檳。"

And then Rose does the Nae Nae.

然後玫瑰做的是 "奈奈"。

Hey! (laughing) (deep hip hop music)

嘿！（笑）（深嘻哈音樂）。

But he couldn't do nothing about it

但他不能不做

'cause now he a prisoner of war.

因為他現在是個戰俘。

And Hitler killed himself.

而希特勒卻自殺了。

They say.

他們說：

I think he hanging out with Tupac.

我想他是和圖帕克一起玩的

(hip hop music deepens) (both laughing)

（嘻哈音樂加深） （兩個笑）。

- Hello.

- 你好啊

Today, we're gonna talk about Waties Waring.

今天，我們要談的是華帝士華林。

Waties Waring was an eighth-generation Charleston guy.

瓦特斯-沃林是第八代查爾斯頓人。

He was a judge.

他是一名法官。

This was this guy's life.

這就是這傢伙的生活。

"I'm in Charleston. I love it.

"我在查爾斯頓。我愛它。

I make money. I have my beautiful wife.

我賺了錢。我有我美麗的妻子。

We're rich people. Look at all our rich friends."

我們是有錢人。看看我們所有的有錢朋友。"

But he lived in this place

但他住在這個地方

where segregation was the way that it was.

在那裡，隔離是它的方式。

"I mean, we're fine with each other,

"我的意思是，我們彼此都很好。

but black people go over there.

但黑人去那裡。

Right? That makes sense."

對不對？這樣才有意義。"

He and his wife started playing bridge

他和妻子開始打橋牌

with this couple, the Hoffmans.

與這對夫婦，霍夫曼。

Elizabeth Hoffman, she was from Detroit.

伊麗莎白-霍夫曼，她來自底特律。

She was incredibly smart,

她非常的聰明。

and she was the life of the party.

她是黨的生命。

He's never known a woman like this before

他從來沒有認識過這樣的女人。

in his entire life,

在他的一生中。

and he's like, "What are you about?"

他的樣子，"你是怎麼回事？"

There's this thing that starts happening

有這樣的事情，開始發生

where they're just flirting between bridge hands.

他們只是在橋牌之間打情罵俏。

Like, "Elizabeth, it's your hand. You know what I mean?"

像，"伊麗莎白，這是你的手。你知道我的意思嗎？"

"Oh, Waties, you're so funny."

"哦，華帝，你真有趣。"

He realized he was in love with Elizabeth,

他意識到自己愛上了伊麗莎白。

and he confronted his wife, Annie,

並與他的妻子安妮對峙。

and he was like, "Hey, remember Elizabeth?

他很喜歡，"嘿，還記得伊麗莎白？

I'm sleeping with Elizabeth."

我和伊麗莎白上床了。"

(belches)

（打嗝）

Sorry, I'm getting, like, drunk now.

對不起，我得到的，像，現在喝醉了。

So, he married Elizabeth,

所以，他娶了伊麗莎白。

and they were ostracized from Charleston society.

他們被查爾斯頓社會所排斥。

"You're not Charleston anymore.

"你不是查爾斯頓了。

You're a Yankee.

你是美國佬

You're an (beep). No one likes you."

你是個（嗶）。沒人喜歡你。"

And all they have left is each other.

而他們剩下的只有彼此。

And so Elizabeth starts going to Waties' court cases.

於是伊麗莎白開始去看華帝的法庭案件。

She starts going, "Oh (beep).

她開始說："哦（嗶）。

Maybe all these cases where the white people won,

也許這些案件都是白人贏了。

some of the black people got screwed over, you know?"

一些黑人得到了擰過，你知道嗎？"

And Waties was like, "Yeah,

Waties說："是啊。

but that's the way it always has been."

但一直以來都是這樣的。"

And she was like, "Yeah,

她說，"是啊。

but black people are people, though.

但黑人也是人，雖然。

And he was like, "Yeah, black people are people,

他說："是啊，黑人也是人。

but, like, in like a different way."

但是，像，像一個不同的方式。"

And she said, "That's gross.

她說："真噁心。

We're going to get dinner with some black people."

我們要去找一些黑人吃飯。"

And he said,

他說：

"White people don't get dinner with black people.

"白人不與黑人共進晚餐。

And she was like, "No, but we do.

她說："沒有，但我們有。

We're those kind of white people."

我們就是那種白種人。"

And he was like, "All right.

他就說："好吧。

I love you, but I'm telling you right now,

我愛你，但我現在就告訴你。

it's really not normal

實在不正常

for white people to get dinner with black people."

白人與黑人共進晚餐。"

I feel like (beep). (Derek chuckles)

我覺得自己像(嗶)。(Derek笑著說)

- [Derek] Yeah, I know. - I feel like

- 是的，我知道。- 我覺得像

want to throw up.

想吐。

- [Derek] If you want to go throw up, you can.

- 如果你想吐就吐吧

We're very open-minded here.

我們這裡的思想很開放。

Do you want to just get some fresh air,

你想不想呼吸一下新鮮空氣。

take a little walk?

散散步？

- Yeah, sure.

- 是的，當然。

- [Derek] Okay, just a little bit,

- 好吧，只是一點點。

and then we'll walk back up.

然後我們會走回去。

- [Dave] Sure. - [Derek] That sound good?

- 當然 聽起來不錯吧？

- [Dave] So she made her husband get dinner

- 所以她讓她的丈夫去吃晚飯了

with a black couple,

與一對黑人夫婦。

and it was awkward as hell.

這是尷尬的地獄。

Just like, "Hey, what'd you do today?"

就像，"嘿，你今天做了什麼？"

And they're like, "I don't know.

他們說："我不知道。

Several people threatened my life."

幾個人威脅我的生命。"

And they were like, "Oh, that's interesting."

他們都說，"哦，這很有趣。"

But then Elizabeth made Waties keep doing it.

但伊麗莎白卻讓華帝斯繼續做下去。

After the second time and the third time,

第二次和第三次之後。

it became more regular.

它變得更有規律。

And it was like, "Oh, right.

它就像，"哦，對了。

We're all people, you know?"

我們都是人，你知道嗎？"

He started to understand

他開始明白了

that black people were incredibly subjugated.

黑人被難以置信地征服了。

"Maybe we need to do something

"也許我們需要做一些事情

about this segregation thing, you know?"

關於這個隔離的事情，你知道嗎？"

- [Derek] This is a really good area.

- 這是個很好的地方。

- [Dave] I moved here because the last place I lived,

- 我搬到這裡是因為我住的最後一個地方。

my friend got stabbed

我的朋友被刺傷了

while he was getting a hand job.

當他得到一個手的工作。

- [Derek] No!

- [德里克]不！

- [Dave] Yeah, that happened.

- 是的，發生了。

- Did he (beep)?

- 他（嗶）了嗎？

- (sighs) I don't know. I didn't ask.

- （嘆氣）我不知道。我沒有問。

First thing he did was he integrated his courtroom.

他做的第一件事是他整合了自己的法庭。

And he was like, "No, no, no. Everybody sits together.

他說："不，不，不。每個人都坐在一起。

Black person there, white person there.

黑人在那裡，白人在那裡。

Then black person there. Then white person there.

然後黑人在那裡。然後白人在那裡。

Be friends. Quit being an (beep).

做朋友吧不要再做一個（嗶嗶聲）。

Just be friends."

就做朋友吧。"

Then he ruled that black teachers have to be paid

然後他又規定黑人教師要有工資

the same as white teachers.

和白人教師一樣。

Which is, uh, crazy.

這是，呃，瘋狂的。

The next really big one,

下一個真正的大。

he ruled black people are now allowed to vote in primaries.

他裁定黑人現在可以在初選中投票。

And that just, like, set Charleston on fire.

就像，把查爾斯頓點燃了一樣。

Someone threw a brick through their window one night.

有一天晚上，有人從他們的窗口扔了一塊磚頭。

The KKK burned a cross on their lawn.

三K黨在他們的草坪上燒了一個十字架。

It got so bad, there was a petition

糟糕的是，有一個請願書

that 21,000 people signed that said,

那21000人簽名說。

"Hey, Warings,

"嘿，華林。

here's $10,000.

這裡有10000美元。

Take this and move anywhere."

拿著這個，到哪裡都能動。"

They're like, "No, we still have work to do here. You know?"

他們就像，"不，我們仍然有工作在這裡做。"不，我們還有工作要做，你知道嗎？"

"(beep) you!"

"（嗶）你！"

And then, Briggs vs. Elliott happened.

然後，布里格斯對陣埃利奧特的事情發生了。

And Thurgood Marshall trying to prove

和瑟古德-馬歇爾試圖證明

black kids are not getting the same education as white kids.

黑人孩子沒有得到相同的教育 白人孩子。

And there were three judges.

而且有三個評審。

One of them was Waties Waring.

其中一個就是華帝斯-華林。

The other two were like, "Yeah, segregation is great.

其他兩個人都說，"是啊，隔離是偉大的。

Everything about this is amazing,

這一切都令人驚歎。

so who cares if they're equal?"

所以誰會在乎他們是否平等？"

So they lost, and schools were not integrated in the South.

所以他們輸了，南方的學校也沒有整合。

Waties is like, "Well, I'm not going down without a fight."

Waties說："好吧，我不會不戰而降的。"

And he writes this 20-page dissent.

他還寫了這20頁的反對意見。

Basically, what he said was,

基本上，他說的是：

"Everyone in Charleston is an (beep).

"查爾斯頓的每個人都是一個（嗶）。

You cannot be okay with the fact

你不能接受這樣的事實