You know what we should all do?

Go see a musical.

Sure.

You know which one we should see?

The 1996 Tony Award winner.

Do you happen to know the name of that one?

I don't know, um, "Grease?"

No.

"Rent?"

Yes! "Rent!"

Okay, so when do you want to go?

What? Oh, I'm sorry. I can't, I'm busy.

- Hey. - 'Hey.'

Man, it is so hard to shop for girls.

Oh!

Yes, it is, at Office Max!

What did you get her?

A pen.

It's two gifts in one. It's a pen that's also a clock. Huh?

[laughs]

You can't give her that.

- Why not? - Because she's not 11!

And it's not the seventh night of Chanukah!

Okay, honey, what he means by that is..

Well, this is a very nice gift

maybe it's just not something a boyfriend gives.

Sure it is.

She needs a pen for work.

She's writing, she turns it over.

Whoa! It's time for my date with Joey!

Alright, look, look. What..

What did you get for Angela Del Veccio for her birthday?

She didn't have a birthday while we were going out.

For three years?

Look, it's too late, and I got an audition.

I can't shop anymore. I..

Alright, I will go out

and I will try to find something for her, okay?

Thanks, man.

And oh, while you're at it

could you get her a card?

Would you like me to write her a little poem as well?

Or just get a card that has a poem already in it.