Well, I've been time traveling for years, but you look too inexperienced.

好吧，我已經進行了多年的時間旅行，但你看起來太沒有經驗了。

Sorry, kiddo.

對不起，孩子。

Hold up! This restaurant's dessert has been poisoned, and a baby is crawling to go eat it!

等等！這家餐廳的甜品被人下毒了，有寶寶爬著去吃!

Well, *sigh* a precious life is on the line, and I'll need an assistant to save it, so it's your lucky day.

好吧，*嘆息*一條寶貴的生命岌岌可危，我需要一個助手來拯救它，所以這是你的幸運日。

I'll teach you how to time travel!

我教你如何進行時空旅行!

First rule: Don't do anything until the clock says it's time. The clock doesn't mess around.

第一條規則：在時間到之前不要做任何事情。時鐘是不會亂來的。

So, here goes!

所以，在這裡開始！

If you're watching this video on a computer, pressing J or L will warp you 10 seconds backward or forward in time.

如果你是在電腦上看這個視頻，按J或L鍵會讓你的時間向後或向前扭曲10秒。

Oh, god! Since when did this baby know how to run?!

哦，天啊！這孩子什麼時候開始會跑了？

Anyway, if you're instead watching on your phone, sorry, this effect isn't gonna work.

總之，如果你而是在手機上看，對不起，這個效果是不行的。

Come back when you have access to a computer.

等你能用上電腦的時候再來。

The baby's getting close, so we need to act now!

寶寶越來越近了，所以我們要馬上行動起來!

I'm gonna time-freeze the baby, and you will warp forward the cake's age.

我要把孩子的時間凍結起來，你就會把蛋糕的年齡提前。

Three, two, one, go!

三、二、一，走！

You never listen to me.

你從來不聽我的。

Well, inexplicable rift in space time happening in three, two, one...

好吧，莫名其妙的時空裂縫 發生在3，2，1... ...

Whoa! Baby doesn't want to chow down on the now rotten, smelly cake?

哇！寶寶不想吃現在腐爛發臭的蛋糕？

We saved its life!

我們救了它的命！

Oh, the baby wants to drink vodka now.

哦，寶寶現在想喝伏特加。

That's no good, the legal age is 21.

那可不行，法定年齡是21歲。

I think you've learned enough, I'll leave this one up to you.

我想你已經學得夠多了，這個就交給你了。

hopefully you never see this

希望你永遠不會看到這個

cary is dumb

凱里是啞巴

Perfect! He's 22 and is enjoying the booze!

完美！他才22歲，正享受著酒的樂趣呢!

Yikes, now he's hungover.

呀，現在他宿醉了。

Let's warp him out of it.

讓我們把他弄出來吧。

Crap! Now the baby's 50 too old to party,

糟糕！現在孩子已經50歲了，不能再參加派對了。

We gotta warp backward.

我們得向後翹起。

You're seriously gonna disobey me again.

你真的又要不聽我的話了。

R I P B A B Y 2 0 1 9 - 2 1 1 8

R I P B A B Y 2 0 1 9 - 2 1 1 8

He's dead.

他已經死了

What a tragedy.

真是個悲劇。

'Tis the fate of a time traveler to witness every youngster die of old age.

時光旅行者的命運就是見證每一個年輕的孩子老死。

Second Rule:

第二條規則：

Never become attached to the children you assist.

千萬不要對你所幫助的孩子產生感情。

That being said, you made good progress.

話說回來，你的進步不錯。

But there one last skill I wanna teach you:

但還有最後一項技能我想教你。

O V E R L A P P I N G T I M E L I N E S

O V E R L A P P I N G T I M E L I N E S

Buckle up!

繫好安全帶！

Press L.

按L。

hopefully nobody sees this too, i once drank water out of a jar that had been collecting dust for 3 months, and puked after.

希望也沒有人看到這一點，我曾經喝過一個罐子裡的水，已經積攢了3個月的灰塵，喝完就吐了。

Nice one!

好樣的！

You're doing well.

你做得很好。

I'm gonna get some coffee, please ignore everything my animatronic clone says.

我去喝杯咖啡 請不要理會我的克隆人說的話

Y O U copycat.

你是個模仿者

Now press it again.

現在再按一次。

Thanks for ignoring the clone, one final command.

謝謝你無視克隆，最後一個命令。

Press L.

按L。

Give J another press.

再給J按一下。

:0

:0

Excellent job so far!

到目前為止，出色的工作!

Let's turn it around and press J.

讓我們把它轉過來，按J。

It's gonna be hard to top that flawless run.

這將是很難超越的完美運行。

Out of hundreds of my students, nobody has performed overlapped timelines as well as you just did.

在我的幾百個學生中，沒有人像你剛才那樣把重疊的時間線表演得這麼好。

Use your newfound powers for good.

用你新發現的力量做好事

Never use them for evil.

千萬不要用它們來作惡。

Oh, and one last lesson, press J every time you see this red dot hit the wall.

哦，最後一個教訓，每次看到這個紅點撞到牆上的時候按J。

Repeat that until you reach the beginning.

重複，直到到達起點。

Ready?

準備好了嗎？

Go!

走！

Thanks for watching! - Caption by Christina Hamilton (also helped with grammar), Davi12345 (sorry, i just continued your captions), Xander (spelling & minor edits)

感謝您的觀看- 標題由克里斯蒂娜-漢密爾頓（也幫助與文法），Davi12345（對不起，我只是繼續你的標題），桑德（拼寫和小編輯）。