字幕列表 影片播放 已審核 字幕已審核 列印所有字幕 列印翻譯字幕 列印英文字幕 When you live in a nudist colony, this is what democracy looks like. 當你是群居的裸體主義者, 這就是民主在這裡的樣子。 My name is Bernadette and this is Earl, and we've been voting naked in our nudist commune for years. 我叫 Bernadette 而這是 Earl,我們在裸體主義社區中全裸投票已經很多年了。 Sunnyside Out is actually one of the nation's last surviving majority nudist district's. Sunnyside Out 其實是全國最後倖存的多數裸體主義區之一。 When we moved here in the late eighties and felt like a little slice of heaven and we knew we had to vote, we wanted to keep it that way. 當我們在八十年代末搬到這裡時,感覺像一片小天堂,我們知道我們必須投票,我們想維持這種方式。 It's time to put these differences aside. 是時候把這些分歧放在一邊了。 Put our penises and vaginas away. 把我們的陰莖和陰道收起來。 Lost in a landslide. 壓倒性的失敗。 Pants are oppression. 穿褲子是欺壓。 Since then, candidates have gone another way. 自此,候選人選擇了不同的方式。 If showing off my misshapen hog isn't enough to convince you that I've got nothing to lose. 如果炫耀我畸形的陰莖還不足以說服你我沒有什麼可失去的。 - You should vote for my opponent. I'm putting everything I've got on the line, nothing to hide. - That's what I'm talking about. - 你應該把票投給我的對手。我把一切都押上,沒什麼好隱瞞的。- 這就是我要說的。 It used to be pretty cold when we voted. 以前我們投票的時候,天氣很冷。 Not great for my confidence, if you know what I mean. 對我的男性象徵不是很好,如果你懂我在說什麼。 But now, thanks to global warming and vote early day on October 24th, you could avoid the long lines and the shrinkage. 但現在,由於全球暖化,提前在 10 月 24 日投票,你可以避免大排長龍和陽痿。 I read online that a lot of people will be voting from home due to the pandemic this year. 我在網上看到,由於今年的疫情,很多人都會在家投票。 Seems like a great chance for them to try voting naked for the first time. 這似乎是他們第一次嘗試裸投的好機會。 As for how the pandemic has affected us, a lot of our community activities have translated well into virtual hangouts. 至於疫情對我們的影響,我們很多的社區活動已經轉成線上社交。 Looks like a tick. Sure it's not a tick? 看起來像個壁蝨,確定不是壁蝨嗎? It could be a tick, Larry's right. 可能是個壁蝨,Larry 是對的。 No, it's not a tick, it's not a tick. 不,那不是個壁蝨。 - Okay. - Just a regular mole. - Just keep an eye on it. - 好吧。- 只是普通的痣。- 就留意它吧。 The neighborhood has changed since they put that fancy new supermarket in town. 自從他們把那個漂亮的新超市開在鎮上後,附近的環境就變了。 So now you get some people voting with clothes on these days. 所以現在你會發現有些人穿著衣服投票。 Other newcomers, they embrace the nudist lifestyle to advance their calls. 其他新人,他們接受裸體主義的生活方式來進行拜訪。 It's beautiful to see. 看上去很美。 Of course, these days, nobody is completely nude. 當然,這年頭,沒有人是完全裸體的。 We're all wearing masks and taking precautions in the hopes that by Christmas will be able to get back to caroling in the buff. 我們都戴著口罩,並採取了預防措施,以期到聖誕節能恢復到全裸唱頌歌。 Safety first. 安全第一。 Just because you can see are assholes don't mean we are assholes. 你能看到我們的菊花,不代表我們就是混蛋。 - Hey, Earl! - Hey, Stan! - 嘿,Earl! - 嘿,Stan! - How's it hangin'? - With this breeze? A little northeast. - 最近好嗎?(暗指他的陰莖垂掛著) - 這個風吹的有點往東北。 And don't forget to check your voter registration. 不要忘記檢查你的選民登記站。 Stan missed the election four years ago. Stan 錯過了四年前的選舉。 I won't let him hear the end of it. 我不會讓他聽完的。 Damn, Stan, I didn't think the salons open till phase five. 該死的 Stan,我以為你要炸毛才會去沙龍修剪。 I'm doing my own weeding thes days. 最近我都自己除毛。 Voting nude is the purest form of liberty that I can think of – physically, spiritually, politically. 裸體投票是我能想到最純粹的自由形式,不管在身體上、精神上、政治上。 Nothing gets me harder than voting naked. 今年沒有什麼比裸體投票更能讓我硬了。 This year let voting naked, get you hard, too. 今年全裸投票,也讓你硬起來。 Or wet. 或是濕掉。
B1 中級 中文 裸體 主義 陰莖 疫情 暖化 社區 好害羞!裸體主義要怎麼投票? (What Voting Is Like in a Nudist Colony - Mini-Mocks) 2960 85 林宜悉 發佈於 2021 年 02 月 07 日 更多分享 分享 收藏 回報 影片單字