Hey, guys, welcome to stir crazy.

嘿，夥計們，歡迎來到瘋狂攪局。

You know my guest today from Star Trek and Wonder Woman.

你知道我今天的客人來自《星際迷航》和《神奇女俠》。

He's a fantastic actor and his eyes are so blue I think he might BCG I It's Chris Pine.

他是個很棒的演員，他的眼睛是如此的藍，我想他可能會BCG I是克里斯派恩。

Hey, dude, how are you?

嘿，夥計，你怎麼樣？

We'll get your psychedelic backdrop.

我們會讓你的迷幻背景。

Are you having a rave there?

你在那裡開派對嗎？

What's going on?

發生什麼事了？

Raves here every day.

每天在這裡狂歡。

I've been talking to you for many years, so I think you know this.

我和你聊了很多年，所以我想你應該知道。

But I'm gonna say this for the record.

但我還是要鄭重地說一句：

Your my favorite.

你是我的最愛

Chris.

克里斯。

I just want it out there.

我只是想讓它在那裡。

I feel like I'm the underdog right now, So it's like all support.

我覺得我現在是弱者，所以就像所有的支持。

E get.

E得到。

Do you have a leaderboard at home?

你家裡有排行榜嗎？

Do you like when?

你喜歡什麼時候？

When Evans like, Where's the cool Christmas sweater last year?

當埃文斯喜歡，哪裡是酷聖誕毛衣去年？

Are you like shit?

你像狗屎嗎？

He's in the lead.

他是領先的。

What the fuck?

什麼他媽的？

Yeah, those dam Chris's man.

是啊，那些該死的克里斯的人。

I just you know, it's either change my name or really just step it up.

我只是... ...你知道，它要麼改變我的名字 或者真的只是加強它。

Here's my idea.

這是我的想法。

All the Chris's come together for an Avengers style movie.

所有的克里斯都會聚在一起拍一部復仇者風格的電影。

We call it the christening This'll.

我們稱它為洗禮 這將。

All you guys need to do is just sit around and cute sweaters for two hours.

你們需要做的只是坐在這裡，可愛的毛衣兩個小時。

That makes $2 billion easy.

這樣一來，20億就很容易了。

You know, shoot, man.

你知道，拍攝，男人。

Maybe either we do like maybe just a comic con a Chris icon like a rat pack.

也許要麼我們做喜歡也許只是一個漫畫大會一個克里斯圖標像一個老鼠包。

Show the sands, you know, way entertain and do a bit of vaudeville.

展示金沙，你知道，方式娛樂，做一點雜耍。

You're getting a lot of attention.

你得到了很多人的關注。

And Wonder Woman 1984.

而《神奇女俠》1984年。

Not only for your fantastic performance, but the amazing style that you rock.

不僅因為你的精彩表演，還因為你搖滾的驚人風格。

I'm crediting you with bringing back the fanny pack, but I want to see if you could bring back any fashion.

我把腰包帶回了你的功勞，但我想看看你能不能帶回任何時尚。

I'm going to show you some retro fashions.

小編帶你看看復古的時裝。

You tell me if this works?

你告訴我這是否有效？

Yes.

是的，我知道

All day.

一整天

Yes.

是的，我知道

Don Johnson first.

唐-約翰遜先。

Is that my face?

那是我的臉嗎？

Yes.

是的，我知道

E look good.

E看起來不錯。

Look at that.

你看那個。

Look at that fucking hair.

看看那該死的頭髮。

Are you ready to tan that much, though?

不過，你準備好晒那麼多嗎？

Sure.

當然可以

You look great to be here.

你在這裡看起來很好。

I feel like this is already in your wardrobe.

我覺得你的衣櫃裡已經有了這個。

This is not so far off the fare.

這與票價相差不大。

E would try wearing that hundreds that look at that shirt.

E會試著穿那幾百個看那件襯衫。

It's like a silk basketball jersey.

就像一件絲質的籃球衣。

What do you think?

你覺得呢？

Of course I'd wear that.

我當然會穿這個。

Is that a full leather?

那是全皮的嗎？

Yeah, I'd say no to the hair.

是啊，我想說不要頭髮。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Yes, to the polka dot Definitely to the guitar.

是的，對圓點絕對是對吉他。

100 million% to the matching leather.

1億%到配套的皮革。

Fuck.

我操

Of course, for the stair, of course.

當然，對於樓梯，當然。

Are you kidding me?

你在開玩笑嗎？

Now that takes a lot of upkeep, though.

不過現在這需要大量的維護。

I'm actually I wanna do I'd like to bring back the top hat.

其實我想做的是，我想把頂帽子帶回來。

You could do it if any man could do it, but I could try.

如果有人能做到，你也能做到，但我可以試試。

Could certainly try if you had showed up today.

如果你今天來了，當然可以試試。

Just wearing a top hat on like a monocle.

只是像戴單片眼鏡一樣戴上一頂帽子。

I would have been.

我本來是。

Mr Monopoly is living.

大富翁先生是活的。

It's good.

很好啊

It works well, they're interesting.

很好用，他們很有趣。

I've never totally understood when they put the monocle in.

我一直不明白他們什麼時候把單片眼鏡放進去的。

Are they flexing face muscles to keep the monocle in?

他們是在彎曲臉部肌肉來保持單片眼鏡嗎？

Or does the monocle somehow just fit into that cavity right there?

還是說，單片眼鏡不知怎麼就能裝進那個空洞裡？

Because you're gonna like That's that's That's exhausting.

因為你會喜歡 那是那是 那是累人的。

Yeah.

是啊。

Hurt after a while.

疼了一會兒。

Yeah, e Look at that.

是啊，你看那個。

That's a good photo.

這是一個很好的照片。

That's the That's the real you.

這才是真正的你。

That's the interview food.

這就是面試的食物。

I do.

我是這麼想的

I wanna play.

我想玩。

I would say I want to play this character.

我想說我想玩這個角色。

So this is a little Nosferatu action.

所以這是一個小小的諾斯費拉圖行動。

That's your face.

這是你的臉。

What do you think?

你覺得呢？

If any man could bring back the hike, our my face in there.

如果有誰能把遠足帶回來，我們的臉在那裡。

I mean, I don't know.

我的意思是，我不知道。

I look on a daily.

我每天都在看。

I don't know if I could, you know, on a daily I like I like a nice espresso cup in those, right?

我不知道我是否可以，你知道，每天我喜歡... ...我喜歡一個漂亮的濃縮咖啡杯，對不對？

Those nails are doing it.

這些指甲正在做它。

But you're not trying to play that That feels like a Gary Oldman character.

但你不是想演那個角色，那感覺就像加里-奧德曼的角色。

I could do that.

我可以做到這一點。

You're not willing to not cut your nails for a year just for high fashion.

你不願意為了高級時裝而一年不剪指甲。

I would be willing to not cut my nails for your if that meant I could play flamenco music.

我願意不為你剪指甲 如果這意味著我可以演奏弗拉門戈音樂的話。

One more.

再來一個

This might be my favorite E.

這可能是我最喜歡的E。

What were the costume fittings like for that?

為此，服裝試衣是怎樣的？

I wonder.

我想知道。

Short, very short.

短，很短。

After you put all that long to top it all off, we're gonna have a long braid.

把這麼長的東西都放上去之後，我們就會有一條長長的辮子。

All right, Another challenge for you.

好吧，另一個挑戰給你。

This is a game.

這是一個遊戲。

We're gonna test your acting prowess.

我們要測試你的演技。

We call this one.

我們叫這個。

Who am I?

我是誰？

Singer in the eighties?

八十年代的歌手？

Um, Madonna.

嗯，麥當娜。

Whitney Houston was a girl.

惠特尼-休斯頓是個女孩。

She's Cyndi Lauper.

她是辛迪-勞珀

Yes.

是的，我知道

Where is a lot of gold chains?

哪裡有很多金鍊子？

Was on the 18.

是在18日。

Mr.

先生

T.

T.

B.

B.

A.

A.

Baracus works at the North Pole for Santa Rudolph.

巴拉克斯在北極為聖誕老人魯道夫工作。

Little people elves.

小人精。

The Yes, Another word for pal.

是的，另一個詞是pal。

Another word for pal for elf the Friendly elf.

小精靈的另一個詞是 "朋友的精靈"。

Buddy.

兄弟

Buddy buddy!

夥計，夥計！

Yes.

是的，我知道

Hey, Lives with his mom in a in a creepy motel.

嘿，和他的媽媽住在一個令人毛骨悚然的汽車旅館裡。

Norman Bates.

諾曼-貝茨

Good at this.

擅長這個。

I did a movie with him about a train.

我和他拍了一部關於火車的電影。

Denzel Washington.

丹澤爾-華盛頓

You're in the Navy.

你是海軍

And you You're the leader of the ships.

而你... ...你是這些船的首領。

Your captain Urine, Admiral.

你的艦長Urine，海軍上將。

Your Yes.

你的是。

And the second word?

第二個詞呢？

I'm last bar.

我是最後一個吧。

Yes, I'm your friendly, neighborhood spinning Web guy.

是的，我是你的友好的，鄰里之間的紡網傢伙。

Uh, I'm like that guy, but I'm goin, Quoin, I'm a little Charlotte's Web had one of these, but it's Yeah, but it's but it's with friendly neighborhood version.

呃，我喜歡那個傢伙，但我要走了，Quoin，我是一個小夏洛特的網絡有一個這樣的，但它的是啊，但它的，但它是與友好鄰里版。

It was a spider pig.

那是一隻蜘蛛豬。

Let's pass.

讓我們通過。

I'm a material girl living in a material world.

我是一個生活在物質世界裡的物質女孩。

Yeah, Doc.

是的，醫生。

1.21 jink watts.

1.21金克瓦特。

Uh, it's a liberation.

呃，這是一種解放。

Yes.

是的，我知道

Yeah.

是啊。

Oh, your buddy on the enterprise, Zach Quinto Spark Way killed it.

哦，你的兄弟在企業，扎克-昆託火花之道殺死了它。

Some provocative.

有些挑釁性。

Would you rather questions for you, Chris?

你想問你問題嗎，克里斯？

Would you rather never watch a movie or never read a book again?

你是寧願永遠不看電影還是永遠不看書呢？

Jesus!

天啊！

Oh, my God, e guess Never watch a movie again.

哦，我的上帝，我猜再也不看電影了。

Wow.

哇哦

Would you rather Onley appear in Princess Diaries Sequels or never act again?

你是希望昂利出現在《公主日記續集》中，還是再也不演戲？

E would rather only appear in Princess Diaries equals Okay, with make it happen.

E寧願只出現在《公主日記》中，等於好，與實現它。

Would you rather have a horrible singing voice and not know it or be really bad at sex and not know it?

你是願意有一副可怕的歌喉而不自知，還是真的很不擅長性愛而不自知？

God, I don't know.

上帝，我不知道。

Bad bad singing, huh?

唱得不好，是吧？

That's that.

就是這樣。

Questions for the rest of your life.

問題，為你的餘生。

You can only wear a fanny pack or only be in costume is James Kirk Fanny Pack and nothing else or your full on James Kirk outfit Fanny Pack and nothing else.

你只能穿腰包，或者只穿服裝是詹姆斯-柯克腰包，其他什麼都不穿，或者你的全套詹姆斯-柯克裝備腰包，其他什麼都不穿。

E.

E.

I mean, there's there's too much room for something bad is going to go in the former I'll Just Dress James T.

我的意思是，有太多的空間，壞的東西是要去在前我就穿詹姆斯T。

Kirk.

Kirk.

Last one.

最後一個。

This is the Dakota Johnson Memorial questions.

這是達科塔-約翰遜紀念館的問題。

She posed this to me on previous show.

她在之前的節目中給我擺了這個姿勢。

Would you rather have a mouthful of bees or one B in your but one being my but just a no brainer.

你是想吃一口蜜蜂，還是想吃一個B在你的但是，一個是我的但是，只是一個沒有腦子的人。

Yeah, it's a no brainer.

是的，這是一個沒有腦子的。

You kidding me?

你在開玩笑吧？

A mouthful of bees?

一口蜜蜂？

Yeah.

是啊。

Is it more about not wanting the mouth full of bees or wanting the B in the butt?

是更不想滿嘴的蜜蜂，還是想要屁股上的B？

That's a provocative question.

這是一個挑釁性的問題。

To which you will not get an answer.

對此，你不會得到答案。

Think again.

再想想吧

A practical answer, Josh.

一個實用的答案，喬希。

Don't want a mouthful of fucking be okay.

不想一張嘴他媽的還行。

Not threatening you.

不是在威脅你

They're not gonna be there.

他們不會在那裡。

You're threatening May, my friend.

你在威脅梅，我的朋友。

This has been a joy.

這已經是一種快樂。

It's always good to catch up with you.

很高興能與你相見。

Congratulations on Wonder Woman 1984 again.

再次恭喜《神奇女俠1984》。

You're always my favorite.

你永遠是我的最愛。

Chris.

克里斯。

You should know this, You know, start a petition or something.

你應該知道這個，你知道，開始請願什麼的。

I'm around to be fair.

為了公平起見，我在附近。

I say that to every other Chris to Just so you know I know you dio for a second.

我對每一個其他的克里斯說，只是讓你知道，我知道你迪奧一秒鐘。

I believe you.

我相信你