Name: (部分)Aparna Nancherla的最佳作品。 ((Some of) The Best of Aparna Nancherla)
Uploaded: 2021-01-30T18:46:28.000Z
Duration: 8 min 35 s

我感覺你好像點擊了一個鏈接。

and then you wake up five years later with a beard,

然後你五年後醒來，留著鬍子。

(audience laughs) (intense hip-hop music)

（觀眾笑） （激烈的嘻哈音樂）。

It's a great way to start off a set, you know.

這是個很好的開場方式，你知道的。

Sorry to go blue right away, but it's true.

對不起，馬上就藍了，但這是事實。

No, I've had it my whole life, and, you know,

不，我已經有了我的整個生活，而且，你知道的。

it's like, a lot of times I'll feel sad for no reason.

這就像，很多時候我會感到悲傷 沒有理由。

But then I'll remember some of the reasons,

I'm like, "This actually makes lot of sense. This adds up."

我想，"這實際上是很有意義的。這增加了。"

It reminds me why I got in the whole sad game, you know?

這讓我想起了我為什麼要參加這個悲傷的遊戲，你知道嗎？

Whenever it's pouring outside, as a sad person,

每當外面大雨滂沱的時候，作為一個悲傷的人。

you can turn to any random optimist on the street

隨隨便便就能找到一個樂觀主義者。

and just be like, "Hey! You're in my world now."

就像 "嘿，你現在在我的世界裡了"

Yeah, I relate to people who have self-doubt.

是啊，我和那些有自我懷疑的人有關。

Don't be mistaken by the sassy drag queen stage persona.

不要被風騷的變裝皇后的舞臺形象所誤解。

但是，是的，我有很多的焦慮。

I feel like if you open a newspaper a day,

我覺得如果你每天打開一份報紙。

skim maybe three headlines, you're just like, "Seems cool!"

掠過也許三個標題，你只是想，"似乎很酷！"

這就像，"什麼？一切都著火了！

And, you know, sometimes when you tell people

而且，你知道，有時候當你告訴人們

"Well, you know, there's nothing to fear but fear itself."

"嗯，你知道，除了恐懼本身，沒有什麼好怕的。"

It's like, "Okay, have you checked out some of fear's work?

這就像，"好吧，你有沒有查過一些恐懼的工作？

It's pretty much churning out solid gold hits.

它幾乎是在不斷地湧現出實實在在的黃金點擊率。

Making some great points, rarely misfires.

提出一些很好的觀點，很少有失誤。

And if you don't have anxiety, the way I would describe it

如果你沒有焦慮症，我會這樣描述它

is there's an edgy improv group in your brain,

是有一個前衛的即興表演團體在你的大腦。

to spin countless scenarios that no one's comfortable with.

來旋轉無數個沒有人舒服的場景。

(air whooshes) But people get into stand-up

（空氣嗖嗖聲） 但人們進入站立式

I got into stand-up comedy to pursue my real dream,

我進入脫口秀界是為了追求自己真正的夢想。

which is to do temporary administrative support

and I would say my main regret is I've never done this.

我想說的是，我的主要遺憾是我從來沒有這樣做過。

I wish just one time, when I'd been sitting

我希望有一次，當我坐著的時候

在一次緊張的公司會議上，我站了起來。

in the middle of it, apropos of nothing, and gone,

在它的中間，什麼也不說，就走了。

"I think the bigger issue here is, I can't read!"

"我覺得這裡更大的問題是，我看不懂！"

I love offices, 'cause awkward stuff like that

我喜歡辦公室，因為像那樣的尷尬的東西

happens all the time, and you can't fully address it,

時刻都在發生，而你卻無法完全解決它。

'cause you have to see those people the next day.

因為你第二天還要去見那些人。

Like, one time I worked in a different office,

比如，有一次我在不同的辦公室工作。

try to keep up, and this happened to me in an elevator.

試著跟上，這發生在我在電梯裡。

A woman walked in, then I walked in, then a man walked in.

一個女人走了進來，然後我走了進來，然後一個男人走了進來。

到目前為止，所有的人都是無辜的。這很重要

The man's too far away, so he goes, "Six, please."

那人離得太遠了，於是他說："六，請。"

我從小就養尊處優，所以我按六。

And then the woman goes, "Oh, you're welcome."

然後那個女人說："哦，不客氣。"

That is an example of taking credit for someone else's work

這就是把別人的功勞佔為己有的例子。

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(部分)Aparna Nancherla的最佳作品。 ((Some of) The Best of Aparna Nancherla)

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