Name: Quarantinewhile...斯蒂芬的後人哈拉機器人會聊些什麼？ (Quarantinewhile... What Would Stephen's Posthumous Chatbot Talk About?)
Uploaded: 2021-01-29T21:16:38.000Z
Duration: 5 min 41 s

LET'S SAY HELLO TO OUR BAND LEADER AND YOURS MR. JON

讓我們向我們的樂隊領隊和你們的JON先生問好。JON

YOU KNOW, THERE JUST ISN'T ENOUGH KAZOO IN POPULAR MUSIC.

你知道嗎，流行音樂中的卡茲歐是不夠的。

MAYBE THAT'S WHY I STILL HAVE THE WILL TO LIVE.

也許這就是為什麼我還有活下去的意志。

IT'S -- IT'S A CHALLENGING SOUND, THE KAZOO, YOU HAVE TO

這是... ... 這是一個具有挑戰性的聲音，卡茲歐，你不得不

IT DON'T TAKE ITSELF SERIOUSLY, AND NEITHER SHOULD WE.

它不認真對待自己，我們也不應該。

>> Stephen: DO YOU HAVE ANY NON-KAZOO-BASED MUSIC YOU MIGHT

>> 史蒂芬: 你有什麼非卡茲歐風格的音樂嗎？

BE ABLE TO FAVOR THIS FAIR AUDIENCE WITH?

（笑） >> 喬恩：是的，確實如此！

>> Stephen:夥計們，我花了我的大部分時間在我的

TIME SPECIAL ORDERING THE DAY'S NEWSIEST, MOST TOPICAL

時代特別訂購當日最新、最熱門的新聞。

COMPONENTS, LIKE A TENTH-GEN INTEL CORE I9 C.P.U., A GIGABYTE

元件，如新一代INTEL CORE I9 C.P.U.、技嘉科技

X-570 AORUS XTREME MOTHERBOARD AND N-VIDIA G-FORCE RTX 3090

X-570 AORUS XTREME MOTHERBOARD和N-VIDIA G-FORCE RTX 3090。

GRAPHICS CARD, THEN CAREFULLY MOUNTING IT ALL IN A TEMPERED

圖形卡，然後小心翼翼地將其全部安裝在溫度較低的地方。

GLASS CASE WITH LIQUID COOLING, R.G.B. LIGHTING, AND 750-WATT

玻璃盒，帶液體冷卻，R.G.B.照明和750瓦特。

P.S.U. TO BUILD FOR YOU THE SLEEK, OVER-CLOCKED, CUSTOM

P.S.U.為您打造SLEEK、OVER-CLOCKED、CUSTOM的產品。

BUT SOMETIMES, SOMETIMES, FOLKS, I LIKE TO HUFF A COUPLE

但有時，有時，夥計們，我喜歡抽幾口煙。

WHIPPETS, HOP THE RAZOR WIRE AT THE GARBAGE DUMP, STRIP THE

鞭炮，在垃圾堆上掛上刮鬚刀，剝去鞭炮。

CABLES OUT OF AN OLD LITE BRITE, STEAL THE BATTERY PACK FROM A

從舊的LITE BRITE中取出電纜，偷取電池組。

DISCARDED R.C. COPTER, AND RUN THEM TO THE CRACKED SCREEN OF A

廢棄的R.C. COPTER，並把它們跑到破損的螢幕上。

BUSTED-OUT FLIP-PHONE TO CREATE THE RIVERSIDE VAGRANT TETRIS

破解的FLIP-PHONE創建RIVERSIDE VAGRANT TETRIS。

"QUARANTINEWHILE!" QUARANTINE-WHILE, NEW RESEARCH

"QUARANTINEWHILE！"QUARANTINE-WHILE，新的研究。

SHOWS THAT SMOOSHY-FACED CATS CAN'T SHOW EMOTION.

證明了SMOOSHY-FACED CATS不能表現出情感。

THEY CAN'T EXPRESS THEIR FULL RANGE OF NORMAL CAT EMOTIONS,

他們不能表達他們的全範圍正常貓的情緒。

FROM SCORNFUL, TO CONDESCENDING, TO "REALLY, YOU'RE GOING OUT

從大獲全勝到大獲全勝，再到 "真的，你要出去了"。

DRESSED LIKE THAT?" QUARANTINE-WHILE, A MAN IN

穿著這樣的衣服？"誇誇其談的時候，一個男人在

BRAZIL RECENTLY DISCOVERED A ROCK FORMATION THAT LOOKS LIKE

巴西最近發現了一個類似的岩層。

>> "C是代表現金，現在給我錢吧

NOW GIVE ME MY MONEY, OH, GIMME, GIMME, GIMME MY MONEY!

現在給我我的錢， 哦，給我，給我，給我我的錢！

>> STEPHEN: THE MAN FOUND THE CRYSTAL MUPPET IN THE BRAZIL

>> 史蒂芬：在巴西發現水晶小妖精的人。

WE ALL REMEMBER THE INFAMOUS EPISODE WHERE COOKIE MONSTER

我們都還記得那部臭名昭著的劇集，在那裡餅乾怪獸。

去了里約，得到了一個完整的巴西人。

QUARANTINE-WHILE, EXCITING TECH NEWS: "MICROSOFT HAS FILED A

QUARANTINE-WHILE，令人振奮的技術新聞："微軟公司已經提交了一個。

PATENT TO CREATE CHATBOTS THAT IMITATE DEAD PEOPLE" BY

創造模仿死人的哈拉機器人的專利"，作者是

COLLECTING "IMAGES, VOICE DATA, SOCIAL MEDIA POSTS, AND

收集 "影像、語音數據、社交媒體帖子和。

ELECTRONIC MESSAGES," THEN "SIMULATE HUMAN CONVERSATION

電子信息"，然後是 "模擬人與人之間的對話"。

THROUGH VOICE COMMANDS AND/OR TEXT CHATS."

通過語音命令和/或文字哈拉。"

SO THEY'RE BUILDING THESE BASED ON PEOPLE'S INTERNET PRESENCE?

所以他們是根據人們的網絡表現來建造這些東西？

GET READY FOR A MILLION CHATBOTS THAT ARE VACATIONING IN GREECE,

準備好迎接在希臘度假的百萬CHATBOTS。

GREAT AT NETWORKING, AND AN UNCLE WITH A HOT TAKE ON BLACK

擅長網絡，是個對黑人有熱情的叔叔。

LIVES MATTER THAT YOU SHOULD BE OKAY WITH BECAUSE IT'S ALL ABOUT

你應該接受生命的問題，因為它是關於生命的。

IF YOU BUILT A CHATBOT BASED ON MY INTERNET ACTIVITY, YOU'D

如果你根據我的網路活動建立一個哈拉機器人，你就會

THINK ALL I CARED ABOUT WAS J.R.R. TOLKIEN AND BOATS.

QUARANTINE-WHILE, AT THE BEGINNING OF THE PANDEMIC, IT

QUARANTINE -- -- 雖然在PANDEMIC的開始，它

WAS ASSUMED THAT IN NINE MONTHS THERE'D BE A HISTORIC BABY BOOM.

假設在九個月內會有一個歷史性的嬰兒潮。

WELL, IN FACT, AMERICA HAS ENTERED A PANDEMIC-INSPIRED BABY

好吧，事實上，美國已經進入了一個PANDEMIC靈感的嬰兒。

TURNS OUT, NO ONE IS SAYING, "HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT BEING

原來，沒有人說，"嘿，你知道什麼是"。

TRAPPED IN THIS TINY APARTMENT WITH YOU PUTS ME IN THE MOOD

和你一起被困在這狹小的公寓裡，讓我心情大好。

QUARANTINE-WHILE, IN OREGON, HEALTH WORKERS STUCK IN THE SNOW

QUARANTINE--在俄勒岡州，衛生工作者被困在雪地裡。

ADMINISTERED CORONAVIRUS VACCINE TO STRANDED DRIVERS."

向滯留司機提供冠狀病毒疫苗"。

THEY EVEN "WALKED FROM CAR TO CAR WITH VACCINE DOSES THAT

他們甚至 "從一輛車走到另一輛車，帶著疫苗劑量，"。

OH, AND EVERYONE SAYS "DON'T STAND BY THE HIGHWAY LETTING

哦，大家都說："不要站在公路邊上出租。

ALSO, GOOD LUCK TALKING THE HOSPITAL INTO GIVING YOU YOUR

還有，祝你能說服醫院給你提供你的。

我已經準備好進行第二輪射擊了。

I GOT MY FIRST ONE FROM SOME DUDE ON I-95.

我的第一件事是在95號公路上從一個傢伙那裡得到的。

I THINK HE WAS RAISING MONEY FOR HIS BASKETBALL TEAM."

我想他是在為他的籃球隊籌錢。"

THE SURPRISE VACCINE APPOINTMENT HAD SOME MOTORISTS ESPECIALLY

驚喜的疫苗任命有一些汽車司機特別是。

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