EVERYBODY!

每個人！

LET'S SAY HELLO TO OUR BAND LEADER AND YOURS MR. JON

讓我們向我們的樂隊領隊和你們的JON先生問好。JON

BATISTE.

BATISTE：

HELLO, JON, HOW ARE YA?

你好，喬恩，你好嗎？

>> Jon: I'M GOOD.

>> 喬恩，我很好。我很好。

THAT'S A HAPPY SOUND.

這是一個快樂的聲音。

I LOVE HAPPY SOUNDS.

我喜歡快樂的聲音。

>> Stephen: THAT IS.

>> 史蒂芬：那是。

YOU KNOW, THERE JUST ISN'T ENOUGH KAZOO IN POPULAR MUSIC.

你知道嗎，流行音樂中的卡茲歐是不夠的。

MAYBE THAT'S WHY I STILL HAVE THE WILL TO LIVE.

也許這就是為什麼我還有活下去的意志。

IT'S -- IT'S A CHALLENGING SOUND, THE KAZOO, YOU HAVE TO

這是... ... 這是一個具有挑戰性的聲音，卡茲歐，你不得不

ADMIT.

承認：

>> Jon: OH, YES.

>> 喬恩。哦，是的。

IT'S AN ACQUIRED TASTE, I'LL SAY.

我說，這是一種習得的味道。

BUT IT'S VERY JOVIAL, TO SAY THE LEAST.

但可以說是非常有趣的。

>> Stephen: IT IS.

>> 斯蒂芬：是的。

IT'S LIGHT-HEARTED.

它是輕心的。

IT DON'T TAKE ITSELF SERIOUSLY, AND NEITHER SHOULD WE.

它不認真對待自己，我們也不應該。

>> Jon: THAT'S RIGHT.

>> 喬恩。沒錯。

>> Stephen: DO YOU HAVE ANY NON-KAZOO-BASED MUSIC YOU MIGHT

>> 史蒂芬: 你有什麼非卡茲歐風格的音樂嗎？

BE ABLE TO FAVOR THIS FAIR AUDIENCE WITH?

能夠青睞這個公平的聽眾與？

( LAUGHTER ) >> Jon: YES, INDEED!

（笑） >> 喬恩：是的，確實如此！

♪♪♪ >> Stephen: THAT'S THE SIDE

>> 這就是側影

YOU ALWAYS WALK ON!

你總是走在！

JON BATISTE, EVERYBODY.

JON BATISTE，每個人。

THANKS, JON.

謝謝你，喬恩。

>> Jon: YES, INDEED.

>> 喬恩。是的，確實如此。

>> Stephen: FOLKS, I SPEND MOST OF MY

>> Stephen:夥計們，我花了我的大部分時間在我的

TIME SPECIAL ORDERING THE DAY'S NEWSIEST, MOST TOPICAL

時代特別訂購當日最新、最熱門的新聞。

COMPONENTS, LIKE A TENTH-GEN INTEL CORE I9 C.P.U., A GIGABYTE

元件，如新一代INTEL CORE I9 C.P.U.、技嘉科技

X-570 AORUS XTREME MOTHERBOARD AND N-VIDIA G-FORCE RTX 3090

X-570 AORUS XTREME MOTHERBOARD和N-VIDIA G-FORCE RTX 3090。

GRAPHICS CARD, THEN CAREFULLY MOUNTING IT ALL IN A TEMPERED

圖形卡，然後小心翼翼地將其全部安裝在溫度較低的地方。

GLASS CASE WITH LIQUID COOLING, R.G.B. LIGHTING, AND 750-WATT

玻璃盒，帶液體冷卻，R.G.B.照明和750瓦特。

P.S.U. TO BUILD FOR YOU THE SLEEK, OVER-CLOCKED, CUSTOM

P.S.U.為您打造SLEEK、OVER-CLOCKED、CUSTOM的產品。

GAMING P.C. THAT IS MY MONOLOGUE.

賭博遊戲P. C. 這是我的獨白。

BUT SOMETIMES, SOMETIMES, FOLKS, I LIKE TO HUFF A COUPLE

但有時，有時，夥計們，我喜歡抽幾口煙。

WHIPPETS, HOP THE RAZOR WIRE AT THE GARBAGE DUMP, STRIP THE

鞭炮，在垃圾堆上掛上刮鬚刀，剝去鞭炮。

CABLES OUT OF AN OLD LITE BRITE, STEAL THE BATTERY PACK FROM A

從舊的LITE BRITE中取出電纜，偷取電池組。

DISCARDED R.C. COPTER, AND RUN THEM TO THE CRACKED SCREEN OF A

廢棄的R.C. COPTER，並把它們跑到破損的螢幕上。

BUSTED-OUT FLIP-PHONE TO CREATE THE RIVERSIDE VAGRANT TETRIS

破解的FLIP-PHONE創建RIVERSIDE VAGRANT TETRIS。

CONSOLE OF NEWS THAT IS MY SEGMENT:

我的部門是新聞諮詢公司。

"QUARANTINEWHILE!" QUARANTINE-WHILE, NEW RESEARCH

"QUARANTINEWHILE！"QUARANTINE-WHILE，新的研究。

SHOWS THAT SMOOSHY-FACED CATS CAN'T SHOW EMOTION.

證明了SMOOSHY-FACED CATS不能表現出情感。

OH NO!

哦，不！

THEY CAN'T EXPRESS THEIR FULL RANGE OF NORMAL CAT EMOTIONS,

他們不能表達他們的全範圍正常貓的情緒。

FROM SCORNFUL, TO CONDESCENDING, TO "REALLY, YOU'RE GOING OUT

從大獲全勝到大獲全勝，再到 "真的，你要出去了"。

DRESSED LIKE THAT?" QUARANTINE-WHILE, A MAN IN

穿著這樣的衣服？"誇誇其談的時候，一個男人在

BRAZIL RECENTLY DISCOVERED A ROCK FORMATION THAT LOOKS LIKE

巴西最近發現了一個類似的岩層。

COOKIE MONSTER THAT COULD FETCH $10,000.

餅乾怪獸，可以FETCH $ 10,000。

WHICH EXPLAINS THIS RECENT EPISODE:

這解釋了這個最近的劇情。

>> "C IS FOR CASH NOW GIVE ME MY MONEY

>> "C是代表現金，現在給我錢吧

OHH, GIMME, GIMME GIMME MY MONEY!

哦，GIMME，GIMME GIMME我的錢！

C IS FOR CASH.

C是指現金。

NOW GIVE ME MY MONEY, OH, GIMME, GIMME, GIMME MY MONEY!

現在給我我的錢， 哦，給我，給我，給我我的錢！

>> STEPHEN: THE MAN FOUND THE CRYSTAL MUPPET IN THE BRAZIL

>> 史蒂芬：在巴西發現水晶小妖精的人。

REGION OF RIO GRANDE DO SUL.

RIO GRANDE DO SUL地區：

WHICH IS SESAME CANON.

這就是SESAME CANON。

WE ALL REMEMBER THE INFAMOUS EPISODE WHERE COOKIE MONSTER

我們都還記得那部臭名昭著的劇集，在那裡餅乾怪獸。

WENT TO RIO AND GOT A FULL BRAZILIAN.

去了里約，得到了一個完整的巴西人。

QUARANTINE-WHILE, EXCITING TECH NEWS: "MICROSOFT HAS FILED A

QUARANTINE-WHILE，令人振奮的技術新聞："微軟公司已經提交了一個。

PATENT TO CREATE CHATBOTS THAT IMITATE DEAD PEOPLE" BY

創造模仿死人的哈拉機器人的專利"，作者是

COLLECTING "IMAGES, VOICE DATA, SOCIAL MEDIA POSTS, AND

收集 "影像、語音數據、社交媒體帖子和。

ELECTRONIC MESSAGES," THEN "SIMULATE HUMAN CONVERSATION

電子信息"，然後是 "模擬人與人之間的對話"。

THROUGH VOICE COMMANDS AND/OR TEXT CHATS."

通過語音命令和/或文字哈拉。"

SO THEY'RE BUILDING THESE BASED ON PEOPLE'S INTERNET PRESENCE?

所以他們是根據人們的網絡表現來建造這些東西？

GET READY FOR A MILLION CHATBOTS THAT ARE VACATIONING IN GREECE,

準備好迎接在希臘度假的百萬CHATBOTS。

GREAT AT NETWORKING, AND AN UNCLE WITH A HOT TAKE ON BLACK

擅長網絡，是個對黑人有熱情的叔叔。

LIVES MATTER THAT YOU SHOULD BE OKAY WITH BECAUSE IT'S ALL ABOUT

你應該接受生命的問題，因為它是關於生命的。

TOLERANCE, RIGHT?

寬容，對吧？

THIS IS NOT A GOOD IDEA.

這不是一個好主意。

IF YOU BUILT A CHATBOT BASED ON MY INTERNET ACTIVITY, YOU'D

如果你根據我的網路活動建立一個哈拉機器人，你就會

THINK ALL I CARED ABOUT WAS J.R.R. TOLKIEN AND BOATS.

我只關心J. R. R. TOLKIEN和船。

WHEN IN REALITY, I ALSO ENJOY ALCOHOL.

當在現實中，我也喜歡酒精。

QUARANTINE-WHILE, AT THE BEGINNING OF THE PANDEMIC, IT

QUARANTINE -- -- 雖然在PANDEMIC的開始，它

WAS ASSUMED THAT IN NINE MONTHS THERE'D BE A HISTORIC BABY BOOM.

假設在九個月內會有一個歷史性的嬰兒潮。

WELL, IN FACT, AMERICA HAS ENTERED A PANDEMIC-INSPIRED BABY

好吧，事實上，美國已經進入了一個PANDEMIC靈感的嬰兒。

BUST.

BUST。

TURNS OUT, NO ONE IS SAYING, "HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT BEING

原來，沒有人說，"嘿，你知道什麼是"。

TRAPPED IN THIS TINY APARTMENT WITH YOU PUTS ME IN THE MOOD

和你一起被困在這狹小的公寓裡，讓我心情大好。

FOR?

為什麼？

A SCREAMING INFANT."

一個尖叫的嬰兒。"

QUARANTINE-WHILE, IN OREGON, HEALTH WORKERS STUCK IN THE SNOW

QUARANTINE--在俄勒岡州，衛生工作者被困在雪地裡。

ADMINISTERED CORONAVIRUS VACCINE TO STRANDED DRIVERS."

向滯留司機提供冠狀病毒疫苗"。

THEY EVEN "WALKED FROM CAR TO CAR WITH VACCINE DOSES THAT

他們甚至 "從一輛車走到另一輛車，帶著疫苗劑量，"。

WOULD EXPIRE IN SIX HOURS."

將在六小時後到期。"

OH, AND EVERYONE SAYS "DON'T STAND BY THE HIGHWAY LETTING

哦，大家都說："不要站在公路邊上出租。

STRANGERS INJECT YOU WITH DRUGS."

陌生人給你注射藥物。"

WELL, WHO'S CRAZY NOW?

那麼，誰是瘋子呢？

STILL ME?

還是我嗎？

BECAUSE OF THOSE DRUGS?

因為那些藥？

FINE.

好的。

ALSO, GOOD LUCK TALKING THE HOSPITAL INTO GIVING YOU YOUR

還有，祝你能說服醫院給你提供你的。

SECOND DOSE IN FOUR WEEKS.

四周內的第二劑。

"NO, NO, IT'S COOL.

"不，不，這很酷。

I'M ALL CLEAR FOR MY SECOND SHOT.

我已經準備好進行第二輪射擊了。

I GOT MY FIRST ONE FROM SOME DUDE ON I-95.

我的第一件事是在95號公路上從一個傢伙那裡得到的。

SEEMED LEGIT.

似乎是合法的。

I THINK HE WAS RAISING MONEY FOR HIS BASKETBALL TEAM."

我想他是在為他的籃球隊籌錢。"

THE SURPRISE VACCINE APPOINTMENT HAD SOME MOTORISTS ESPECIALLY

驚喜的疫苗任命有一些汽車司機特別是。

PUMPED.

泵的。

ACCORDING TO ONE HEALTH WORKER, "WE HAD ONE INDIVIDUAL WHO WAS

據一位衛生工作者說，"我們有一個人是：

SO HAPPY, HE TOOK HIS SHIRT OFF AND JUMPED OUT OF THE CAR."

太高興了，他把襯衫脫了，跳下了車。"

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A BRO WHO FINDS ANY EXCUSE TO GO SHIRTLESS.

這聽起來像一個兄弟誰找到任何藉口去短褲。

WE CAN ALL SEE YOU WORK OUT, BUDDY.

我們都可以看到你的工作了，夥計。

THERE IS NO NEED TO TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF FOR A VACCINE.

沒有必要為了打針而脫掉你的襯衫。

THEY DON'T PUMP IT IN YOUR NIPPLES.

他們不會把它灌進你的鼻孔裡。

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH VIGGO MORTENSEN.

我們馬上就會回到VIGGO MORTENSEN身邊。

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