Thank you! [ Cheers and applause ]

謝謝你！[歡呼聲和掌聲]

I feel the love. I feel the love.

我感受到了愛我感受到了愛

I feel like the GameStop of late night.

我覺得自己就像深夜的GameStop。

I really do.

我真的很喜歡

Yeah, right now, the world has been

是啊，現在，世界已經

separated into two groups -- those who have no idea

分為兩類 -- -- 不知道的人；

what's going on with the stock market

股市怎麼了

and those who have no idea but invested anyway.

以及那些不知道但還是投資的人。

Well, guys, some news out of Washington.

好了，夥計們，華盛頓的一些新聞。

It looks like President Biden is likely

看來拜登總統很可能

to keep the Space Force.

以保住航天部隊。

Yeah. When asked why they're keeping Space Force,

是啊 Yeah.當被問到為什麼要保留太空部隊時 When asked why they're keeping Space Force,

a Biden spokesperson said, "Because it's funny."

拜登發言人說："因為這很有趣。"

That's right -- it looks like Space Force is here to stay.

沒錯... 看來 "太空部隊 "是要留下來了。

Apparently, Biden had no choice after Trump signed

顯然，在特朗普簽署後，拜登別無選擇。

a 30-year lease with the moon.

與月球的30年租約。

Yep, Biden is keeping the Space Force around

是的，拜登會讓太空部隊繼續存在的

for a very important mission.

為一個非常重要的使命。

He's going to use them to knock down the wall.

他要用他們把牆撞倒。

Biden's decision is actually a big deal.

拜登的決定其實是個大問題。

When they heard, the two members of the Space Force

兩名航天部隊的成員一聽。

high-fived in their basement cubical.

在他們的地下室小房間裡擊掌。

Yep, Biden is keeping the Space Force,

是的，拜登要保留太空部隊。

but their budget is somewhere between

但他們的預算介於

the Department of Hot Tub Regulations

熱水浴場法規部

and the Office of --

廳和----

-[ Laughs ]

-[笑]

-Hey. -You jumped on it, man.

-嘿，你搶先一步了，夥計。

The Department of Hot Tub Regulations

熱水池法規部

and the Office of VCR Repairs.

和錄像機維修辦公室。

So in between, in betwixt.

所以在中間，在兩邊。

In betwixt the two.

在兩者之間。

It seems like there's so much going on right now.

現在好像有很多事情發生。

I mean, the stock market is all over the place.

我的意思是，股市是所有的地方。

Netflix just announced that "Bridgerton"

Netflix剛剛宣佈 "Bridgerton"

is their most-watched series ever.

是他們有史以來收視率最高的系列。

A Margaritaville Resort is opening

一家瑪格麗特維爾度假村即將開業

in the middle of Times Square.

在時代廣場的中央。

And there's a Grape-Nuts shortage.

而且還缺葡萄堅果。

There's a lot to go over,

有很多事情要去做。

so let's just jump in and cover it all at once.

所以，讓我們跳進去，一下子就把它覆蓋了。

It's time for a "News Smash."

是時候來個 "新聞大亂鬥 "了。

[ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪

[歡呼聲和掌聲] ?

[ Ding ]

[丁]

First up, the stock market.

首先是股市。

People on Reddit started buying stock in GameStop as a joke,

Reddit上的人開始購買GameStop的股票，把它當成一個笑話。

and it caused so much chaos that some C.E.O.s

它造成了如此多的混亂，一些C.E.O.s。

want trading to be halted.

想要停止交易。

People can't keep their eyes off the market right now.

現在人們的目光都離不開市場。

You know what else people can't keep their eyes off of?

你知道還有什麼是人們無法不關注的嗎？

"Bridgerton."

"布里奇頓"

It's officially the most-watched series in Netflix history,

它正式成為Netflix歷史上觀看次數最多的電視劇。

with 82 million viewers.

有8200萬觀眾。

The characters are high-society Londoners, so fancy and proper.

人物都是倫敦上流社會的人，好花哨好正經。

They're kind of like people who wouldn't be caught dead at

他們有點像人 誰也不會被抓死在這裡。

the new Margaritaville Resort in Times Square.

時代廣場的新瑪格麗塔維爾度假村。

It's coming later this year.

今年晚些時候就會到來。

It has an outdoor pool, rooftop views,

它有一個室外游泳池，屋頂風景。

and a giant Statue of Liberty holding a margarita.

和一個巨大的自由女神像，手裡拿著一杯瑪格麗特酒。

If you ask me, the whole thing seems nuts.

如果你問我，整個事情看起來很瘋狂。

Yeah, there's a Grape-Nuts shortage.

是啊，有一個葡萄堅果短缺。

The company says it's difficult to produce

該公司表示，很難生產

the cereal right now, and most stores are out of stock.

現在的麥片，和大多數商店都是缺貨。

What's happening? Are stocks going up, down?

到底發生了什麼？股票是漲了，還是跌了？

It feels like Reddit took a hammer to the market,

感覺就像Reddit給市場來了一錘子。

and now the system's totally smashed.

現在系統完全崩潰了。

And if you want to get totally smashed, why not try

如果你想被徹底打碎，為什麼不試試？

the Margaritaville Resort in Times Square.

時代廣場的瑪格麗特維爾度假村。

You probably shouldn't swim with a bunch of drunk strangers,

你可能不應該和一群喝醉的陌生人一起游泳。

but do your thing.

但做你的事。

I'll be on my couch, sipping tea and watching "Bridgerton."

我會在我的沙發上，喝著茶，看著 "布里奇頓"。

It's a great show.

這是一個偉大的節目。

There's romance, scandal,

有浪漫，有醜聞。

and, in that classic British fashion,

而且，在經典的英國時尚，

the humor is really dry.

幽默感真的很乾脆。

But not nearly as dry as Grape-Nuts,

但沒有葡萄果那麼幹脆。

everyone's favorite gravel-based cereal.

每個人最喜歡的砂石基麥片。

The company is suffering,

公司很痛苦。

and that's why we should all buy now.

這就是為什麼我們現在都應該買。

Get it while it's low.

趁著現在價格低，趕緊買吧。

There can be as rich as everyone on "Bridgerton."

"布里奇頓 "上的人都可以很有錢。

In conclusion, it's taking a hit.

總而言之，它受到了衝擊。

It's full of Brits.

這裡全是英國人。

It's a spoonful of grit.

這是一勺子砂礫。

Elmo's about to get lit.

艾莫要被點燃了

This has been a "News Smash."

這已經是 "新聞大爆炸 "了。

[ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪

[歡呼聲和掌聲] ?

[ Ding ]

[丁]

Well, guys, as I mentioned, Netflix just announced that

好了，夥計們，正如我所提到的，Netflix剛剛宣佈，。

"Bridgerton" is its most-watched new series ever.

"布里奇頓 "是其有史以來收視率最高的新劇。

Meanwhile, everyone who finally learned how to play chess

同時，大家終於學會了下棋。

is like, "Oh, come on."

是這樣，"哦，來吧。"

Yep, the show's a hit.

是的，這個節目很受歡迎。

The reviews call it romantic, passionate,

評論稱其為浪漫、激情。

and "something I regret watching with my parents."

和 "我後悔和父母一起看的東西"。

This is how popular the show is.

這就是節目的受歡迎程度。

Today, I walked past a construction site,

今天，我路過一個建築工地。

and one of the guys was like, "Daphne's Empire-waist dress

其中一個人說，"達芙妮的帝國腰裙

in Episode 7 was absolutely fascinating."

在第7集的時候，絕對是引人入勝。"

"Lou, no spoilers."

"Lou，沒有破壞者。"

Yep, "Bridgerton" is Netflix's most-watched series.

沒錯，"布里奇頓 "是Netflix收視率最高的電視劇。

On the flip side, they just announced their

反過來說，他們剛剛宣佈了他們的。

least-watched series is...

最少看的系列是...

I like that show. I don't know.

我喜歡那個節目。我不知道。

Hey, like I was saying before, later this spring,

嘿，就像我之前說的，今年春天晚些時候。

Times Square is getting a $300 million

時代廣場將獲得3億美元的

Margaritaville Resort with an outdoor pool.

Margaritaville度假村，有一個室外游泳池。

Yeah, right now, the only way to get a tropical escape

是啊，現在，唯一的辦法 得到一個熱帶的逃學生。

in the middle of Manhattan is to stand over a subway grate.

在曼哈頓的中央是站在地鐵柵欄上。

Right now, the only way to go to a pool

現在，唯一的辦法是去游泳池。

in the middle of New York City is to head over to

在紐約市的中心是前往

Port Authority after it rains.

雨後的港務局。

Some fashion news.

一些時尚新聞。

I saw that Louis Vuitton recently unveiled

我看到路易威登最近推出了

its fall 2021 menswear collection,

其2021年秋季男裝系列。

which includes 3-D skyline coats.

其中包括3D天際線大衣。

Take a look at these things.

看看這些東西。

-No. -It's real.

-不 是真的

Yeah, the coats actually have a theme.

是啊，大衣其實是有主題的。

It's called "No Sex in the City."

這就是所謂的 "城中無色"。

If you go to a coat check, they don't even give you a ticket.

如果你去查衣，他們連票都不給你。

They go, "I'll remember."

他們說："我會記住的。"

You're in New York.

你在紐約

You came in dressed as New York City. I know."

你穿著紐約市的衣服進來的。我知道。"

Yeah, they look like they're

是的，他們看起來像他們是

background actors in a school play.

學校戲劇中的背景演員。

It's like, "You didn't get the lead, honey,

這就像，"你沒有得到領先，蜂蜜。

but you're just as important.

但你也一樣重要。

You're playing the set."

你在玩套路。"

And, finally, a new lawsuit out of California alleges that

最後，加州的一項新訴訟指控說：

Subway's tuna is not actually tuna

地鐵的金槍魚其實不是金槍魚。

and is really a mixture of various concoctions.

而實際上是各種炮製的混合物。

Meanwhile, Blimpie is like, "Shh, don't make eye contact.

同時，曇花一現說："噓，不要有眼神交流。

No one will notice."

沒有人會注意到。"

To be fair, Subway actually does have real tuna,

平心而論，Subway其實是有真正的金槍魚的。

but you have to order the meatballs.

但你必須點肉丸。