Everybody.

各位

We've got such a good show tonight.

我們今晚有這麼好的節目。

A lot of fun stuff planned.

有很多有趣的東西計劃。

We've been doing something that I think has been very edifying for everybody.

我們一直在做一些我認為對大家很有啟發的事情。

We've been shining recently, a bit of a spotlight, not on me, but on my staff.

我們最近很耀眼，有點聚光燈，不是我，而是我的員工。

Have a lot of talented people that work for me at the show.

有很多有才華的人，在展會上為我工作。

Uh, these air terrific people.

呃，這些空氣了不起的人。

They contribute a lot to this show over the last 14 years, and we've learned a lot today.

在過去的14年裡，他們為這個節目做出了很多貢獻，我們今天也學到了很多東西。

I want to do it again.

我想再做一次。

I want to shine a light on a very talented man.

我想照亮一個很有才華的人。

He's the director of special effects.

他是特效導演。

He's the person that provides all the cool special effects that we do here on our talk show.

他是提供所有酷炫特效的人 我們在我們的脫口秀上做的。

And, uh, his name is John Greenfield, and he's done a lot of work for us.

他的名字叫約翰-格林菲爾德 他為我們做了很多工作。

Thea Other day, Uh, this is actually a little while ago because I still had the beard.

西婭前幾天，呃，其實這是不久前的事，因為我還留著鬍子。

I met with him in the special effects lab here in 30 Rock.

我在30巖的特效實驗室見過他。

I spent a little time with him.

我花了一點時間和他在一起。

Was pretty fascinating.

是相當迷人的。

Take a look.

看看吧

I'm standing here with John Greenfield.

我和約翰・格林菲爾德站在這裡。

John, Your title is special effects director, Special effects Director.

約翰，你的頭銜是特效導演，特效導演。

Our show like occasionally do some special effects.

我們的節目喜歡偶爾做一些特效。

And you're the guy we go to last successes.

而你是我們最後成功的人。

Sometimes an occasional blooper misfire happens.

有時偶爾會發生爆胎的情況。

Would you say that I'm calm and kind in those moments?

你說我在那些時候會不會很平靜，很善良？

Absolutely.

絕對的

You shook your head?

你搖頭了？

No.

不知道

When you said yes, actually, you realize that?

當你說是的時候，其實，你意識到了嗎？

He said Absolutely.

他說當然可以。

Your signal, I think.

你的信號，我想。

Got out to everyone watching.

拿出來給大家看。

Nicely done, John.

做得很好，約翰

You're gonna do a little demonstration for us.

你要為我們做一個小小的示範。

Now tell us what we're gonna dio.

現在告訴我們，我們要做什麼。

We're gonna take an object normally found on your desk and the famous mug.

我們要拿一個通常在你的辦公桌上找到的東西和著名的杯子。

Yes.

是的，我知道

And you're gonna do what to it.

而你要做什麼呢？

I'm just gonna blow it up.

我只是要去炸掉它。

Blow it up.

炸掉它

I might wear protective glasses.

我可能會戴上防護眼鏡。

I hope it's OK.

我希望它是確定的。

I've taken the liberty of borrowing your look.

我冒昧地借用了你的造型。

You always were yellow glasses.

你一直是黃眼鏡。

Why gives me a fresh outlook when I come into the office?

為什麼我一進辦公室就有了新的展望？

Sure.

當然可以

The whole world looks like it's been doused in urine, so I give you countdown on three.

整個世界就像被尿液澆透了一樣，所以我給你倒數三聲。

Does that mean we start on three and go toe one doesn't mean we start.

這是否意味著我們從三號開始，走到一號並不意味著我們開始。

I want to go to three.

我想去三樓。

And is it on?

而且是開著的？

Three years after three.

三年後的三年。

It's on three and start it.

數到三就開始吧。

One.

一。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

One to hold it So it's on three on three.

一個人拿著它，所以它是在三對三。

Okay, Were to start on one.

好吧，我們開始在一個。

Should we start on zero, perhaps?

也許我們應該從零開始？

Yes.

是的，我知道

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Zero.

零。

What to now?

現在該怎麼辦？

Right.

好吧，我知道了

I think it's gonna be on three.

我想這是要去的三。

And then the explosion.

然後爆炸。

You wanna do it after 33?

你想在33歲以後再做嗎？

How about 12?

12歲怎麼樣？

I think it's more dramatic to go one to this.

我覺得走一個到這個比較有戲劇性。

This is the way I am.

我就是這樣的人。

I'm one of those kind of guys.

我就是那種人。

Oh, my God.

哦，我的上帝。

It's like one, too.

它也像一個。

Because three, the suspense is really like on.

因為三，懸念真的很像上。

Then after three, it happens.

然後在三個人之後，就發生了。

And then wherefore would be the explosion.

然後為什麼會發生爆炸。

That way you get to hear three.

這樣你就能聽到三個。

Got you.

逮到你了

Cool.

爽啊

Let's go.

我們走吧

And let's lose zero.

而讓我們失去零。

One to three.

一到三。

Oh, not bad.

哦，不壞。

That was pretty good.

這是相當不錯的。

And there was a cracking sound.

而且還發出了一聲聲的破裂聲。

Paint held it together.

油漆把它固定在一起。

This stuff I'm breathing.

我呼吸的是這東西

Is that toxin?

那是毒素嗎？

Uh, slightly?

呃，稍微？

Yeah, that's great.

是的，這是很好的。

Is it really possible?

真的可以嗎？

Well, there's some metal fragments in there.

嗯，有一些金屬碎片在那裡。

Were breathing metal fragments.

正在呼吸金屬碎片。

Yeah.

是啊。

What is that?

那是什麼？

We have a nice overhead exhaust system.

我們有一個很好的頂置排氣系統。

This is the exhaust system that's supposed to save my life right now.

這套排氣系統現在應該能救我的命。

Look at that right there.

你看，就在那裡。

Smoke is actually coming out of it.

其實是冒煙了。

What you got there?

你拿的是什麼？

hand flash unit.

手閃裝置。

He said it very quickly.

他說得很快。

Hand flash flash unit.

手電筒閃光裝置。

Hold your hand up then.

那就把手舉起來吧。

Today Whoa!

今天哇！

Have a criticism of the way you did it.

對你的做法有一個責備。

You just went.

你剛剛去。

You know what I mean?

你知道我的意思嗎？

You know what I mean?

你知道我的意思嗎？

You have to probably put a little showmanship into it to really sell it, right?

要想真正賣出去，大概得加點表演的成分吧？

Right.

好吧，我知道了

How dare you meddle with me?

你怎麼敢管我？

You'll be immortal, and I am God.

你會不死，我就是神。

Afterwards was a little bit of a feeling.

事後是有點感覺。

I probably oversold it with my acting e mean you expected mawr.

我的演技可能超額完成了任務，我的意思是，你期待的是Mawr。

I'm a guy he's bragging about.

我是他吹噓的傢伙。

I was a god and then blew up.

我是神，然後就炸了。

Is this power Anything is There's a little Whoa, that z the trouser.

這就是力量嗎？ 什麼都可以，有一點... ...哇，那是Z的褲子。

We're going trouser!

我們要穿長褲！

Wigler!

維格勒！

Yes.

是的，我知道

You put that in your pants.

你把它放在你的褲子裡。

You put this in your pants when it makes it look like something's going on?

你把這個放在你的褲子裡，當它使它看起來像有什麼事情發生？

Yeah, its radio control.

是的，它的無線電控制。

Yeah, I've heard about these new models that are radio controlled.

是啊，我聽說過這些新型號是無線電控制的。

The one my dad had was gas powered.

我爸爸的那個是汽油動力的。

Okay, John, you're now ready.

好了，約翰，你現在準備好了。

Thio, make a second attempt exploding the Eisenhower.

Thio，進行第二次嘗試爆炸艾森豪威爾號。

Yes.

是的，我知道

Uh, what are you going for this time?

呃，這次你要幹什麼？

That wasn't achieved the first time.

這不是第一次實現的。

Complete destruction.

徹底銷燬。

You want the whole mug to fly apart.

你想讓整個杯子飛散。

That's what I intended.

這就是我的意思。

Yes.

是的，我知道

One to three, four.

一到三，四。

My favorite thing to do is one of those things that you put in the key and you turn it.

我最喜歡做的事情就是把鑰匙放進鑰匙裡，然後轉動它。

And then what do I push?

然後我推什麼？

As you bring these up to the arm position, they will fire.

當你把這些東西帶到手臂位置時，它們就會開火。

Wow.

哇哦

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Can I do this?

我可以這樣做嗎？

Is that all right?

可以了嗎？

Yeah.

是啊。

Yeah.

是啊。

All right, let's do this little let's have some theatrics to this.

好吧，讓我們做這個小... ...讓我們有一些戲劇性的這個。

Okay?

好嗎？

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

The movie is called Tender is Midnight.

這部電影叫《溫柔是午夜》。

And your character's name is Lorraine.

你的角色叫洛林

Lorraine.

洛林

Lorraine.

洛林

Yes.

是的，我知道

You're attractive.

你很有魅力

Waitress and action.

服務員和行動。

So the situations Just use your normal voice.

所以情況下就用正常的聲音。

That's what's right again.

這又是對的。

All right?

好嗎？

And you're a woman that's been turned into a man and action sort of.

而你是一個女人，已經變成了一個男人，行動的那種。

The situation is critical.

形勢十分危急。

The weapon must be fired.

必鬚髮射武器。

I need the key to try it again.

我需要鑰匙再試一次。

Tenders, Midnight.

Tenders, Midnight.

Take to action.

採取行動。

Sir, we're under attack.

長官，我們遭到了攻擊。

The weapon must be fired.

必鬚髮射武器。

If you hold the key up, I can see it.

如果你把鑰匙拿起來，我就能看到。

Take three.

拿三個。

Scene where Lorraine enters a man and action.

洛林進入一個男人和動作的場景。

Sir, the situation is critical.

主席先生，情況很危急。

The weapon must be fired.

必鬚髮射武器。

Dammit!

該死的！

Heard of the key?

聽說過這把鑰匙嗎？

Yes.

是的，我知道

It's in God's hands now.

現在是在上帝的手中。

Yeah.

是啊。

What you got John crying glasses, crying glasses.

你有什麼約翰哭眼鏡，哭眼鏡。

What do they do?

他們是幹什麼的？

You put these on, put them on.

你把這些穿上，穿上。

Uh huh.

嗯哼。

And it simulates that I actually have emotion.

而且它模擬的是我真的有情感。

Mhm, Honey Lees.

嗯，蜂蜜李斯。

Oh, God.

哦，天啊

Why?

為什麼？

Oh, Scotty.

哦，斯科蒂。

Things time.

事情時間。

Let's do it on three.

數到三就動手吧。

Got it.

我知道了

Okay, so we're three Would be, But I won't say three or you want me to say free, but it's still on three, So okay, one to three.

好吧，我們是三，但我不會說三，或者你想讓我說自由，但它仍然在三，所以好吧，一到三。

Excessive.

過度的。

Who?

誰？

Study, study, study.

學習，學習，學習。

All right, let's get him out here.

好吧，讓我們把他弄出來。

Ladies and gentlemen, wait e a little much, don't you think?

女士們，先生們，等得有點多了，你們不覺得嗎？

All right, we'll take a break when we come back.

好吧，我們回來的時候會休息一下。

Sean, there is here with this crazy military robots stick around.

肖恩，這裡有這個瘋狂的軍事機器人在附近停留。